Reddit is not what reddit likes. Reddit has ZERO say in what is reddit. If something is reddit its just reddit. Like Deadpool, D&D or Bullet Train. or marvel movies like Thor 4.
Star Wars, Marvel Crap, Any Seth Rogen style edgy atheist comedy (shit like Sausage Party and Rick and Morty where the humour is literally piss, shit, fart, sex, drunk, weed, nihilism, etc).
LoTR is Reddit depending on the reason you like it. Cinemaphileners like it for its European folklore, characters and ethics whereas Reddit likes it purely for escapism and big budget battle scenes.
Friday, half baked and how high are well regarded stoner films, zoomie. it's not being a try hard when everyone knows about them.
Seth israeliteum sucks massive dick, he hasn't been in a good film since superbad
Reddit is mostly white middle class people. It's not "thee" white website, that's Facebook, but Reddit is the quirk chungus version of that.
Cinemaphile is brown/mexican.
I couldn't even finish it. I rented it with my own money way before all of the Oscar crap when it was still some unknown indie movie and I couldn't even finish it. And then like a year later its winning best picture. I'm like what fricking clown world is this??
its a solid 6.5/10. its is insanely both overhyped and overhated. its more entertaining than most slop movies these days, but its also basically a corridor digital short stretched painfully long.
This is basically the true answer, it's written by reddit,it even has like the mentally handcap Black that somehow can just do the math all the whites at nasa couldn't solve. It also does that self important thing with nerds where they think people would be like standing in time square with baited breath to see if some single nerd survived a space mishap, like 90 percent of people wouldn't care.
Why is this board so obsessed with reddit? Reddit this, reddit that. Is this reddit? Was it reddit? What is the most reddit? It's like your whole life is devoted to reacting to whatever reddit does. Very feminine mindset.
Cinemaphile is a glorified refugee camp for banned redditors. "People" come here after losing an argument and seethe that Iron Man is more popular than gay mall ninja cartoons.
I've always been here. If I'm going to talk to strangers on the internet, I reserve the right to call them a homosexual for they're shit taste and trash opinions. Arguing with people here is a beautiful art.
>redditor spams leftist communist bullshit drivel without being on topic >tell him to frick off >banned, redditor comment stays alive and visible
it's almost as if these people want to be in high positions just to make others miserable. the spiteful mutants they are, they aren't probably even aware of their actions and wiring.
redditors think rushhour is problematic because it cashes in on Asian and black stereotypes.
also Jackie chan disowned his daughter for being a Duke.
therefore rushhour is based and redpilled and you're a homo
>Why is this board so obsessed with reddit? Reddit this, reddit that. Is this reddit? Was it reddit? What is the most reddit? It's like your whole life is devoted to reacting to whatever reddit does. Very feminine mindset.
You know, you're not wrong. I was introduced to House at a movie night that my commie troony zoomer friends threw and theybare about as reddit as it gets.
(Don't ask why I have commie zoomer troony friends)
>Lumburgh gif
We watched this in the 90s. This was a late Gen X bit of fun. Please don't call us reddit. Maybe the Aaron version, who was murdered, but not the version that you know.
Feels like beating a dead horse but eeaao >lolsorandom scenes >explaning nihilism with a food analogy >lesbian family drama >the message is interstellar tier "dude love is the universe" nonsense >the directors are soiboy stereotypes that swept the ~~*oscars*~~
is this really what you have to say in response to somebody who offended you in order to make yourself feel better about their words hurting you
that’s pretty pathetic tbh
I had the same reaction, when I was watching the movie on the TV I didn't realize this was a Ridley Scott joint, when I saw the end credits I had to do a double take. It explains a lot though, Ridley hasn't made a good movie since Black Hawk Down.
the whole marketing push for the movie was about how scientifically accurate it was, just because the ending jumped the shark doesn't mean most of it was trying to be scientifically "realistic"
After saying
Black person
Black person
Black person
DEAD Black folk
over and over again straight to Sam L Jackson’s face while he just sat there doing nothing has propelled him into making only ESG movies now, the turkeys came home to roost
Quigley Down Under is a israeli Western that has a strong message of anti-manifest destiny and anti-colonization.
An American cowboy answers a job ad from a rancher in Australia. The job ad states that it's for killing wild dingos. When the cowboy arrives the job ad is actually about removing Abos from the rancher's land as the Abos are killing cattle, disturbing farmland, etc. The "hero" rejects this notion, refuses the job by beating up the white rancher.
The "hero" kills many other whites who are trying to remove the Abos while simultaneously being saved by the Abos. This is entirely unrealistic. It even has a situation where the characters adopt an Abo child for awhile, but refuses procreation.
This is a typical white savior movie from the 90s. A white American has to oppose other evil white people to save minorities. The leading "lady" is literally a bawd crying over everything. She has a terrible case of man face and is likely a non-white that has an expression of white features.
It is difficult to find anything good about this. It has some gunplay, but it's not worth it. Personally I like that it doesn't have much to say about religion. There is no gay agenda in this movie at least. There is no actual heroism. The villain is comically evil. The "hero" doesn't have to get stronger and is never put in any real danger. He repeatedly survives 1 vs 20 encounters. Just don't watch it.
They think they are clever by sliding it under the radar by making him only half white. I haven't watched this crap but I bet that white half of his gives him god tier samurai powers.
Reddit's main appeal is being just outside the norm enough that you feel cool by participating in it, but not so far outside the norm that you become "socially unacceptable" in any meaningful way. Hereditary (and all of Ari Aster's other work that I've seen) is the perfect movie for people who want to appear smart by not watching mainstream movies but won't watch anything that's actually different from what they're expecting.
TLDR is that it's made by a midwit for midwits, and there's nothing more Reddit than being a midwit
A good half of these have never been brought up on reddit. Is this bait? Someone have a personal vendetta against Don't Look Now and The Draughtman's contract?
I told you to name five points but you gave me two. If you didn't want people to assume that you can't name five you shouldn't have only included just two. >are you moronic and can only learn it through assuming the behaviors of others and being wrong
There there, anon. Now you're projecting starting a little hissy fit.
seems like reddit showed up when it saw its name. you'rfe a big homosexual. he gave 5 points. you just want 1984 levels of vocab, huh? well you're a unstraight doublegay
5 months ago
Anonymous
No you didn't. Make five points instead of only repeating it's good and maybe don't sperg out on your keyboard when you reply to me.
All you need to be a redditor is to not care about anything nor even be human. Just be as much of a repulsive, degenerate subhuman of a being that consooms and satiates their dopamine until you finally die one day. Or have a nice day later from realizing how worthless your existence is.
Nothing matters but "love".
, consoom, and death.
That's why it's so easy to be "accepted" by reddit.
Just affirm all their brain-damage and tell them they're "valid" and they'll love you.
reddit movies are made for these people
>What is the most onions reddit movie? Me and my friends are total big bang theory nerds and want to c elebrate and reclaim our basedness, we are having our gay bara friends round later tohnight and a big baccanalia will occur, so give us movies please.
>If you're looking for lighthearted and popular movies that have gained notoriety on Reddit or carry a certain "onions" (also referred to as "beta") aesthetic, you might consider the following:
1. "Napoleon Dynamite" (2004) - This quirky comedy gained a cult following and is often associated with the "onions" aesthetic due to its offbeat humor and awkward characters.
2. "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" (2010) - This action-comedy film, based on the graphic novel series, embodies a mix of nerd culture, indie vibes, and references that have resonated with the Reddit community.
3. "Juno" (2007) - Known for its witty dialogue and unique characters, this indie comedy-drama gained popularity for its portrayal of a teenage pregnancy story.
Remember to be respectful and inclusive towards all individuals, regardless of their background. Enjoy your gathering with your friends!
I go on football subreddits to stay up to date on the NFL, my favorite team, and fantasy. I also go on their to fap sometimes, particularly tiktokthots, pawg, collegebawds, and a variety of other homemade/bug butt subreddits. Anyway Reddit is a great website for finding porn and staying up to date about some interests/hobbies, however the user base is just terrible. The comments are embarrassing and give me second hand cringe. Every time I think they can’t be that bad and I’m just overreacting so I decide to try reading some there’s always a bunch of homosexuals saying gay stuff and it makes me feel ashamed to be sharing a website with them. Anyway if you use reddit there’s nothing wrong with that but if you unironically comment, discuss, and read posts on there (aside from people answering questions) then you’re a complete homosexual.
>I also go on their to fap >pawg >big butt
Fricking hell man, I relly gotta read your own post back to you? Go the frick back to pl*bbit and never come back you absolute moron
>So then you can’t read or you’re projecting. >Pawg
AKA obese. >Big Butt
AKA obese.
You jack off to fat chicks and then talk about it on Micronesian scrimshaw forums. How are you this lacking is self awareness? >Muh projecting
You're in denial. Also, joke's on you because I don't even have a girlfriend because I'm an incel chud. Fatty fricking loser!!!!
5 months ago
Anonymous
Huh? But neither of those women are obese. You’re clearly projecting.
>Been on Cinemaphile long before anyone ever heard of Reddit >Decide to check it out six months ago to ask an extremely specific technology question knowing how awful it’s reputation is >Occasionally open it and scroll through popular and read comments >I’m utterly blown away by how fricking cancerous it is to the point of becoming addicted to the rage of reading the most asinine opinions I’ve ever heard in my entire life get thousands of upvotes >Without fail the worst takes humanly possible on a literally nonstop basis shutting out normal opinions >Genuine extremism of opinions on both sides but a sincerely horrifying liberal slant that attempts to violently harass children into becoming trannies and silence anybody who disagrees
I never comment on anything but Jesus fricking Christ I wish I listened to Cinemaphile. Reddit is the most socially reprehensible place I’ve ever seen in my entire life and makes Cinemaphile look like safe and sane broadcast television. It’s not even a question on if it would be morally correct to shut the site down and place government bans on its upvote system for silencing discussions as it’s created a dystopian hellhole where the truth is hidden in favor of popularity.
What makes a quip a quip, exactly? Does it require being glib? Does it have to be meta? Seems kind of ill-defined, kinda like what constitutes a salad.
If it is a life and death situation and the character is joking because they are not remotely afraid of dying because they know its a movie then its reddit.
Like if the Delta Operators walking in the desert darkness at the end of Sicario were making yo momma jokes comparing the size of her cooch to those cartel tunnels it would be reddit.
No it isn't homosexual. Elf is a family comedy. And a classic. Its not reddit. Any Elf cash grab current year sequel that came out today would be though.
Bullet train was so obviously reddit I turned it off about 15 mins in. And this is way back like the first week it was on Netflix. I had no idea what it was even about but the tone of the entire thing was turbo-reddit. I turned it off and never looked back.
That's your point? That you're autistic and can't read emotions? First 7 minutes it's just Pitt talking to himself and he has more talent in one eyebrow than any other Hollywood moron these days. The other character is britbong being king shit like they all are and angry Black.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm a huge Brad Pitt fan and he had that smug troll face the whole time in the opening sequence same as everybody else. It was super annoying and unbearable how reddit it was.
Bullet train was so obviously reddit I turned it off about 15 mins in. And this is way back like the first week it was on Netflix. I had no idea what it was even about but the tone of the entire thing was turbo-reddit. I turned it off and never looked back.
bullet train is mega reddit but it’s ok to watch with a gf
i think that’s what a lot of “reddit cinema” is, is making sure women can watch it
American Psycho
Not just because of the memes
It's also because of the theme of interchangeable, soulless people always trying desperately to conform to an inner culture and one-up each other while slowly going insane and deriving 0 real satisfaction from the process
>le heckin' slow-burn-a-rino >omg feminist undertones :00000000 >DUDE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE DELICIOUSLY KEKEKEKEK FUNNY GOAT >you don't get it it's secretly genius no I won't tell you why it just is!
>The Devil is real and manages to create a rift within the family, even though the parents were awfully careful and strict about protecting themselves from the Devil. >The youngest kids were the easiest to corrupt
It's sn allegory on the social revolution in China really
Nah I saw it and it was an inoffensive movie. Except one part where Free Guy’s indian friend calls him a “white privileged douchebag” I was like wtf? But other than that.
Your biopic
Both Deadpools
hi yukio 🙂
this scene was pretty Cinemaphile, Im a frogposter and hate weebs, far from reddit
>this scene was pretty Cinemaphile
saying something is "Cinemaphile" is more reddit than something that is reddit.
>Im a frogposter and hate weebs
>far from reddit
you
This. Every IRL reditor I know is crazy about Deadpool.
Close, same actor. It's Free Guy
Free Guy is actually a decent movie tho
The new D&D
>Star Wars
k.y.s.
Reddit is not what reddit likes. Reddit has ZERO say in what is reddit. If something is reddit its just reddit. Like Deadpool, D&D or Bullet Train. or marvel movies like Thor 4.
correct
how is star wars not reddit
Where is the white guilt, trannies, nihilism and irony?
To be honest Deadpool has its few funny moments.
Five way tie between Deadpool 1, Deadpool 2, Free Guy, Guardians of the Galaxy 1, and Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
I'm not ashamed to say I liked the first Deadpool but the second one was pure fricking Reddit.
Oh so redditors were the ones that like that shit, I remember walking out of the theater because me and my friends were bored af
capeshit
star wars
lotr
probably star wars
this
notice Cinemaphile became 75% capeshit after the great reddit influx of 2015
well yeah all the minion dads from facebook heard about "this 4Chain" where we can be trad larp christians, worship donald trump and say Black person
Capeshit >>> niche arthouse flicks from the 70s
Star Wars, Marvel Crap, Any Seth Rogen style edgy atheist comedy (shit like Sausage Party and Rick and Morty where the humour is literally piss, shit, fart, sex, drunk, weed, nihilism, etc).
LoTR is Reddit depending on the reason you like it. Cinemaphileners like it for its European folklore, characters and ethics whereas Reddit likes it purely for escapism and big budget battle scenes.
A New Hope and Pineapple Express are kino.
Friday, how high, half baked, grandma's boy are top tier weed kino, pineapple express is homosexualry
Pineapple Express is kino. If you're going to be a try hard at least mention Up In Smoke.
Friday, half baked and how high are well regarded stoner films, zoomie. it's not being a try hard when everyone knows about them.
Seth israeliteum sucks massive dick, he hasn't been in a good film since superbad
pineapple express is shit
>anything that's popular
nice blind contrarian take
Reddit hates LOTR because it's all white
Reddit is mostly white middle class people. It's not "thee" white website, that's Facebook, but Reddit is the quirk chungus version of that.
Cinemaphile is brown/mexican.
keep telling yourself that
>anything that has a subreddit is bad
Cinemaphile has a subreddit
And Cinemaphile is bad
>Knives Out
>that dildo movie with the old Chinese lady
NuWars sure but Raimi, Nolan, the original 6 SW, LOTR, all kino, baito.
i don't trust people who don't like lord of the rings
it's primarily zoomers who are coping with the fact that their generations peak cinematic experience was gapeshit and gay wars
The Martian
>star wars
>lotr
Reddit users love these things, but they're not inherently reddit
>That popular boomer thing? Reddit
Is American Psycho also reddit? What movie many people like isn't reddit
Based, snoywarsgays on suicide with a million coping replies
t. redditor
probably EEAAO
>probably EEAAO
I laffed
this. complete with a monologue about being on le floating rock in le middle of space and all.
Everything Everywhere All at Once
I gotta give this movie a watch soon. If Cinemaphile hates it with such a passion it either has to be really good or female capeshit
tell me what you like and i’ll let you know if you’ll like it
It's actually good
>Everything Everywhere All at Once
>Good
lmao no. Its fricking awful. And it goes on F.O.R.E.V.E.R...just a terrible movie.
lol ok homosexual.
I couldn't even finish it. I rented it with my own money way before all of the Oscar crap when it was still some unknown indie movie and I couldn't even finish it. And then like a year later its winning best picture. I'm like what fricking clown world is this??
not him but it actually had insufferable vibes
its a solid 6.5/10. its is insanely both overhyped and overhated. its more entertaining than most slop movies these days, but its also basically a corridor digital short stretched painfully long.
OPs autobiography
Deadpool
Every film that is an 80s nostalgia circlejerk.
So basically anything after the first Guardians of The Galaxy
Every marvel movie.
But either Deadpool or infinity wars
The Martian
This is basically the true answer, it's written by reddit,it even has like the mentally handcap Black that somehow can just do the math all the whites at nasa couldn't solve. It also does that self important thing with nerds where they think people would be like standing in time square with baited breath to see if some single nerd survived a space mishap, like 90 percent of people wouldn't care.
Why is this board so obsessed with reddit? Reddit this, reddit that. Is this reddit? Was it reddit? What is the most reddit? It's like your whole life is devoted to reacting to whatever reddit does. Very feminine mindset.
newbies usually make threads like these to overcompensate after someone called their favorite movie 'reddit'. Sad!
>You need somebody in the internet to verify your own taste in movies
You just have no taste
wtf are you talking about mate
We all need somebody
Cinemaphile is a glorified refugee camp for banned redditors. "People" come here after losing an argument and seethe that Iron Man is more popular than gay mall ninja cartoons.
sounds like copey redditor headcanon
I've always been here. If I'm going to talk to strangers on the internet, I reserve the right to call them a homosexual for they're shit taste and trash opinions. Arguing with people here is a beautiful art.
There are no real arguments on reddit.
The website works by censoring others opinions.
Why do you morons lie and pretend there is honest discussion there?
because he’s a redditor
duh
yeah sure if by losing an argument u mean getting banned by the troonyjannies for disagreeing about anything
frick off redditgay
On reddit you have to make an account, which is why I use this site instead.
Why was Hitler obsessed with the israelites?
Anyway it's Scott pilgrim, that's the answer for op
Because you can't bully redditors in reddit anymore since the literal troony jannies perma ban you for it
>redditor spams leftist communist bullshit drivel without being on topic
>tell him to frick off
>banned, redditor comment stays alive and visible
it's almost as if these people want to be in high positions just to make others miserable. the spiteful mutants they are, they aren't probably even aware of their actions and wiring.
So all the people b***hing about Reddit are people that are banned from Reddit. Makes sense. Ive never been on there enough to know wtf you all mean.
this is what a redditor would say to make itself feel better
that's what a redditor would say as well trying to distinguish itself from other redditors
redditors don’t actually want to hide themselves
they can’t help but defend reddit whenever they perceive it as being attacked
back to the future
indiana jones original trilogy
die hard
big trouble little china
escape from new york
>big trouble little china
>escape from new york
Are you moronic?
>indiana jones original trilogy
huh?
No
> low_quality_bait.png
Everything on-top underneath the same flavour all at once at the same time
BR2049
Scott Pilgrim
>LOTR
universal appeal
I only see cado
OP's mother's sextape, starring Tyrone
Avengers Infinity War
Ends with eating dog shit.
basically anything by Edgar Wright
The Cornetto movies are great. Starting with Baby Driver he's seemed like somebody else trying to make Edgar Wright movies
Nah. Youre just moronic
you NEED to go back
Rush Hour
redditors think rushhour is problematic because it cashes in on Asian and black stereotypes.
also Jackie chan disowned his daughter for being a Duke.
therefore rushhour is based and redpilled and you're a homo
dyke*
>Why is this board so obsessed with reddit? Reddit this, reddit that. Is this reddit? Was it reddit? What is the most reddit? It's like your whole life is devoted to reacting to whatever reddit does. Very feminine mindset.
Ready Player One, by far
lmao reddit doesn't give a shit about that movie
other posters are right it's EEAAO
eternal sunshine
lost in translation
requiem for a dream
life aquatic
one of these wanker films is it
the big lebowski
No one talks about house on reddit moron
House is one of my favorite movies
mostly because I was doing coke the first time I saw it
House is great no matter what anybody tries to tell you
>princess bride
good candidate
Cinemaphile now hates the Princess Bride as well?
Now? Always did. It's fine but highly overrated and only the physical humor is funny.
You know, you're not wrong. I was introduced to House at a movie night that my commie troony zoomer friends threw and theybare about as reddit as it gets.
(Don't ask why I have commie zoomer troony friends)
EEAO
Spiderverse 2
All of the guardians of the galaxy
All of the deadpools
Big Lebowski
Puss in boots 2
Clerks
Ready Player One
Juno
>Scott Pilgrim
First one I thought of. Btw, this girl is a 4 and isn’t attainable by any Redditor.
And, Zooey Deschanel was a 4 (and is now a 2 in her 40s). Still not attainable despite being quirky and wearing glasses.
Moonlight
Green book
Whatever has gay black men in it
Everything everywhere all at once
Scott pilgrim vs the world
Taika Waititi flicks
Baby Driver
Scott Pilgrim has to be Tumblr more than Reddit
I genuinely wish cancer upon everyone involved in making of Free Guy
JoJo rabbit is the odd one out here
>JoJo rabbit is the odd one out here
I have zero doubt I've been here longer than you, Zoomer
doesn’t matter
it’s extreme reddit
Updated
saved
great list, except I liked tenet, fite me homosexuals
Honestly not bad not great a few misses but overall bot bad.
Baby Driver was cool.
accurate. id swap jojo rabbit with guns akimbo which is even more reddit .
What happened from 2011-13? Were no Reddit movies whatsoever released then?
See
Capeshit in general.
American carnage
No frick you. This is a based movie. Dude is the archetypical neet.
>Lumburgh gif
We watched this in the 90s. This was a late Gen X bit of fun. Please don't call us reddit. Maybe the Aaron version, who was murdered, but not the version that you know.
>GenX thinking they are relevant
GenX is just boomers who havent reached boomer age yet.
>Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
David Lynch movies made after Dune.
Bad bait, Lynch isn't Reddit at all and never has been
Everything Everywhere All at Once
Is this Reddit because of the asiatics or what. Never seen it
The one you like.
Reddit is more traditionally masculine than Cinemaphile
I actually laughed out loud reading this post. It took me off guard.
It can't be denied
it can be actually
Feels like beating a dead horse but eeaao
>lolsorandom scenes
>explaning nihilism with a food analogy
>lesbian family drama
>the message is interstellar tier "dude love is the universe" nonsense
>the directors are soiboy stereotypes that swept the ~~*oscars*~~
Interstellar is Nolan's most Cinemaphile film. It actively dunks on science.
this, something like the Martian is more reddit than Interstellar.
>"Im gonna SCIENCE the SHIT out of this"
Who knew Ridley Scott was such a homosexual, who comes up with this dialogue?
I remember people in the theatre clapping and going "WOOO FRICKYEARRR SOIENCE" when he said that, what a piece of fricking goyslop that movie was.
t. high school dropout
is this really what you have to say in response to somebody who offended you in order to make yourself feel better about their words hurting you
that’s pretty pathetic tbh
I had the same reaction, when I was watching the movie on the TV I didn't realize this was a Ridley Scott joint, when I saw the end credits I had to do a double take. It explains a lot though, Ridley hasn't made a good movie since Black Hawk Down.
the whole marketing push for the movie was about how scientifically accurate it was, just because the ending jumped the shark doesn't mean most of it was trying to be scientifically "realistic"
That's what makes the plot twist more potent.
that’s not what makes something reddit
i’d say dunkirk and oppenheimer are more reddit
God, I miss the Internet before third-worlders got access to it
Decline started with smartphones. Zoomers will never understand how much better the average take was before this.
star wars
there's a an entire subreddit dedicated to unfunny star war memes
and star war memes and quotes like every thread
>What is the most reddit movie in existence?
the couple represents Cinemaphile making fun of reddit
the silhouette is you defending reddit
this type of mental gymnastics ‘no u’ response is rather reddit
almost as reddit as coming from there and getting mad at this thread and feeling compelled to defend them
Without the text from the post, this is one of the most depressing things I've ever seen.
it's gotta be everything everywhere all at once. tried finishing it twice, it's just way too dorky and onions.
Baby Driver.
Kingsman.
Deadpool.
The Fifth Element
The Princess Bride
Its hilarious how much that place makes Cinemaphile seethe.
David Lynch
Conan the Barbarian
Black Panther
Get Out
12 years a slave
Buck breaking
Don't look up
Schlinders list
Oh and Tarantino's last 4/5 movies where he makes revenge fantasies for israelites and blacks or is a footfetish degenerate.
After saying
Black person
Black person
Black person
DEAD Black folk
over and over again straight to Sam L Jackson’s face while he just sat there doing nothing has propelled him into making only ESG movies now, the turkeys came home to roost
Why shouldn’t we look up Schindler’s list
all Television & Film are reddit
wrong and gaypilled
defended on reddit, sorry redditor
>capeshit
Snatch is the most reddit movie ever made. you have sois and dumb women constantly saying how epically quotable it is.
Is it really more reddit than like, Rogue One or something though? Or is Yidsneyslop too low hanging of fruit to bother to mention?
yes and yes.
oh frick off snatch is great and literally is quotable
knives out
good one
the sequel is reddit on the most powerful steroids
Hot Fuzz/Shaun of the dead
your favorite movie
Star Wars and it's not even remotely close
Deadpool
Pulp Fiction
The Shawshank Redemption
Star Wars
>casual swearing
Ready Player One
anything made in the west is inherently reddit
Quigley Down Under is a israeli Western that has a strong message of anti-manifest destiny and anti-colonization.
An American cowboy answers a job ad from a rancher in Australia. The job ad states that it's for killing wild dingos. When the cowboy arrives the job ad is actually about removing Abos from the rancher's land as the Abos are killing cattle, disturbing farmland, etc. The "hero" rejects this notion, refuses the job by beating up the white rancher.
The "hero" kills many other whites who are trying to remove the Abos while simultaneously being saved by the Abos. This is entirely unrealistic. It even has a situation where the characters adopt an Abo child for awhile, but refuses procreation.
This is a typical white savior movie from the 90s. A white American has to oppose other evil white people to save minorities. The leading "lady" is literally a bawd crying over everything. She has a terrible case of man face and is likely a non-white that has an expression of white features.
It is difficult to find anything good about this. It has some gunplay, but it's not worth it. Personally I like that it doesn't have much to say about religion. There is no gay agenda in this movie at least. There is no actual heroism. The villain is comically evil. The "hero" doesn't have to get stronger and is never put in any real danger. He repeatedly survives 1 vs 20 encounters. Just don't watch it.
Yikes. Thanks for the heads up.
>a white nationalist's guide to the movies
I actually liked that book.
>White savior
..and they are STILL at it.
>Being part white is a superpower.
They think they are clever by sliding it under the radar by making him only half white. I haven't watched this crap but I bet that white half of his gives him god tier samurai powers.
It's legit kino and they don't even explain the Samurai powers.
They just spent 99% of their time dissing Japan lmao.
Also
>his
But he's half white though amirte?
He's not even a he. But half white yes although the blue eyes make no sense
>the blue eyes make no sense
It makes perfect sense. Its the oldest trope in the world with a new coat of paint.
It makes no sense cause a blue eyed European and and East Asian person will only have brown eyed kids.
its magical WHITE power. Hence the blue eyes.
That kinda is the message of the series though
>Japanese are pedo rapists
>Your power level depends on how much white genes you have
>Katanas are cringe, muskets are king
Japanese should be commiting mass sudoku for this humiliation
The first Deadpool movie is one of the few capeshit movies i liked
Hereditary (and anything else Ari Aster has made)
how is Hereditary reddit?
Reddit's main appeal is being just outside the norm enough that you feel cool by participating in it, but not so far outside the norm that you become "socially unacceptable" in any meaningful way. Hereditary (and all of Ari Aster's other work that I've seen) is the perfect movie for people who want to appear smart by not watching mainstream movies but won't watch anything that's actually different from what they're expecting.
TLDR is that it's made by a midwit for midwits, and there's nothing more Reddit than being a midwit
it’s peak reddit
>anti natalist
>kuh razy white karen
>satanic
>a24
>ari aster
it’s like crack for midwits
Star wars
Avatar
The Martian
Scott Pilgrim
Donnie Darko
Garden State
Oppenheimer
>Star wars
Literally THE most talked about film franchise on Cinemaphile
Everything Joss Whedon has written must be mentioned in some capacity.
You're all complete fricking morons
The most Cinemaphile movie? Yeah I'd say Christopher Nolans The Dark Knight starring the Jokner.
One of these.
why would reddit like i stand alone
it’s chudcore
also i don’t get mi3
A good half of these have never been brought up on reddit. Is this bait? Someone have a personal vendetta against Don't Look Now and The Draughtman's contract?
Describe in 5 points what a reddit movie is and how your favourite film is not reddit.
reddit movies are:
1. bad
2. cringe
3. not kino
4. mass appeal
5. so basic a moron could understand
my favorite film is:
1. good
2. based
3. kino
4. eccentric
5. complex
>Says good and bad three times because he couldn't come up with different points
Then name some of your favourite films
why are you projecting what he couldn’t do
are you moronic and can only learn it through assuming the behaviors of others and being wrong
I told you to name five points but you gave me two. If you didn't want people to assume that you can't name five you shouldn't have only included just two.
>are you moronic and can only learn it through assuming the behaviors of others and being wrong
There there, anon. Now you're projecting starting a little hissy fit.
i wasn’t that anon but go off my little redditor
seems like reddit showed up when it saw its name. you'rfe a big homosexual. he gave 5 points. you just want 1984 levels of vocab, huh? well you're a unstraight doublegay
No you didn't. Make five points instead of only repeating it's good and maybe don't sperg out on your keyboard when you reply to me.
2001: a space odyssey, citizen kane, and norbit
>2001
>Complex
Lol
if you don't think it's complex then you didn't understand it. sorry sweatie 🙂
>norbit
Get a load of this super quirky and funny redditor
i'm not trying to be funny
Reddit
>Good if turn off brain
>Cinemaphile
Good if turn on brain
All you need to be a redditor is to not care about anything nor even be human. Just be as much of a repulsive, degenerate subhuman of a being that consooms and satiates their dopamine until you finally die one day. Or have a nice day later from realizing how worthless your existence is.
Nothing matters but "love".
, consoom, and death.
That's why it's so easy to be "accepted" by reddit.
Just affirm all their brain-damage and tell them they're "valid" and they'll love you.
reddit movies are made for these people
All me, but I post on /LULZ/ instead.
>What is the most onions reddit movie? Me and my friends are total big bang theory nerds and want to c elebrate and reclaim our basedness, we are having our gay bara friends round later tohnight and a big baccanalia will occur, so give us movies please.
>If you're looking for lighthearted and popular movies that have gained notoriety on Reddit or carry a certain "onions" (also referred to as "beta") aesthetic, you might consider the following:
1. "Napoleon Dynamite" (2004) - This quirky comedy gained a cult following and is often associated with the "onions" aesthetic due to its offbeat humor and awkward characters.
2. "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" (2010) - This action-comedy film, based on the graphic novel series, embodies a mix of nerd culture, indie vibes, and references that have resonated with the Reddit community.
3. "Juno" (2007) - Known for its witty dialogue and unique characters, this indie comedy-drama gained popularity for its portrayal of a teenage pregnancy story.
Remember to be respectful and inclusive towards all individuals, regardless of their background. Enjoy your gathering with your friends!
Any movie that tries to emulate Gunn's Guardians of the Galaxy.
Cinemaphile directors:
>Scorsese
>Tarantino
>Michael Bay
>Coppola
>Paul W.S. Anderson
>Fincher
>Kurosawa
>Nolan
>Cameron
>Oliver Stone
>Peter Jackson
>Snyder
>Lynch
>Mel Gibson
>Malick
>Clint Eastwood
>Orson Welles
>Paul Verhoven
>Hitchwiener
>Sam Raimi
>Robert Zemeckis
>George Lucas
>Sergio Leone
>Watchowski brothers
Reddit directors:
>Kubrick
>Burton
>Wes Anderson
>Spike Lee
>Paul Thomas Anderson
>Ridley Scott
>Coens
>Whedon
>Sam Mendes
>Del Toro
>JJ Abrahams
>Peele
>Kevin Smith
>Speilberg
>Woody Allen
>Rian Johnson
>Terry Gillam
>Paul Feig
>Alfonso Cuaron
>Kaufman
>Werner Herzog
>Miyazaki
>Carpenter
>Waititi
>Watchaowski sisters
Riding a very thin line:
>Neill Blomkamp
This accurate?
sisters
>sisters
Yeah I like the brothers better tbqh
Basically, yes. PTA could go either way, really.
Gigachad director
>Uwe Boll
Name one good movie aside from L'Amour
KINO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AebQIy5UNng
john wick
the matt damon film with mars
John Wick 1 is not reddit. John Wick 2 and onward are though.
shot caller
I go on football subreddits to stay up to date on the NFL, my favorite team, and fantasy. I also go on their to fap sometimes, particularly tiktokthots, pawg, collegebawds, and a variety of other homemade/bug butt subreddits. Anyway Reddit is a great website for finding porn and staying up to date about some interests/hobbies, however the user base is just terrible. The comments are embarrassing and give me second hand cringe. Every time I think they can’t be that bad and I’m just overreacting so I decide to try reading some there’s always a bunch of homosexuals saying gay stuff and it makes me feel ashamed to be sharing a website with them. Anyway if you use reddit there’s nothing wrong with that but if you unironically comment, discuss, and read posts on there (aside from people answering questions) then you’re a complete homosexual.
Bro you jack off to obese women and tell strangers on the internet about it
What? Projecting?
>I also go on their to fap
>pawg
>big butt
Fricking hell man, I relly gotta read your own post back to you? Go the frick back to pl*bbit and never come back you absolute moron
So then you can’t read or you’re projecting. Sorry you have a fat girlfriend, you’d actually fit in pretty well with redditors
>So then you can’t read or you’re projecting.
>Pawg
AKA obese.
>Big Butt
AKA obese.
You jack off to fat chicks and then talk about it on Micronesian scrimshaw forums. How are you this lacking is self awareness?
>Muh projecting
You're in denial. Also, joke's on you because I don't even have a girlfriend because I'm an incel chud. Fatty fricking loser!!!!
Huh? But neither of those women are obese. You’re clearly projecting.
>Been on Cinemaphile long before anyone ever heard of Reddit
>Decide to check it out six months ago to ask an extremely specific technology question knowing how awful it’s reputation is
>Occasionally open it and scroll through popular and read comments
>I’m utterly blown away by how fricking cancerous it is to the point of becoming addicted to the rage of reading the most asinine opinions I’ve ever heard in my entire life get thousands of upvotes
>Without fail the worst takes humanly possible on a literally nonstop basis shutting out normal opinions
>Genuine extremism of opinions on both sides but a sincerely horrifying liberal slant that attempts to violently harass children into becoming trannies and silence anybody who disagrees
I never comment on anything but Jesus fricking Christ I wish I listened to Cinemaphile. Reddit is the most socially reprehensible place I’ve ever seen in my entire life and makes Cinemaphile look like safe and sane broadcast television. It’s not even a question on if it would be morally correct to shut the site down and place government bans on its upvote system for silencing discussions as it’s created a dystopian hellhole where the truth is hidden in favor of popularity.
What really opened my eyes on how terrible reddit is, is reading comments on something I'm legitimately an expert in
Same.
What is the most eBay movie in existence?
Transformers (2007)
Star Wars aka Toy Commercial In Space
The Lego Movie.
On a side note, frick scalpers.
If a movie is emotionally dishonest its reddit.
The quickest way to determine if a movie is reddit is if a character is quipping in life or death situations. A sure sign its 100% reddit.
What makes a quip a quip, exactly? Does it require being glib? Does it have to be meta? Seems kind of ill-defined, kinda like what constitutes a salad.
If it is a life and death situation and the character is joking because they are not remotely afraid of dying because they know its a movie then its reddit.
Like if the Delta Operators walking in the desert darkness at the end of Sicario were making yo momma jokes comparing the size of her cooch to those cartel tunnels it would be reddit.
Elf is the most Reddit movie ever
No it isn't homosexual. Elf is a family comedy. And a classic. Its not reddit. Any Elf cash grab current year sequel that came out today would be though.
Passion of the Christ
Downfall
Master and Commander
avatar
everything all at once
most marvelslop, but specifically ""good"" marvel star wars movies like rogue one
Your favorite movie.
>High Fidelity
>Pleasantville
>Hidden Figures
>State of Jones
>any musical
they are constantly finding gems
so there is no a "reddit experience" movie
more like finding another movie every day.
Sucker punch
Scott pilgrim
What is the most Cinemaphile movie in existence?
something nonfiction
The Captain
Netflix's Cuties
gummo, come and see, fire walk with me
freddy got fingered
trash humpers
redline
Guardians of the Galaxy
Bullet train
Bullet train was so obviously reddit I turned it off about 15 mins in. And this is way back like the first week it was on Netflix. I had no idea what it was even about but the tone of the entire thing was turbo-reddit. I turned it off and never looked back.
Name one thing that's r*ddit about it
Literally EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER in the first fifteen mines has that smug troll face. Every single one. It wasn't just reddit. It was MEGA reddit.
That's your point? That you're autistic and can't read emotions? First 7 minutes it's just Pitt talking to himself and he has more talent in one eyebrow than any other Hollywood moron these days. The other character is britbong being king shit like they all are and angry Black.
I'm a huge Brad Pitt fan and he had that smug troll face the whole time in the opening sequence same as everybody else. It was super annoying and unbearable how reddit it was.
bullet train is mega reddit but it’s ok to watch with a gf
i think that’s what a lot of “reddit cinema” is, is making sure women can watch it
Freddie got fingered or problem child
Movie 43
American Psycho
Not just because of the memes
It's also because of the theme of interchangeable, soulless people always trying desperately to conform to an inner culture and one-up each other while slowly going insane and deriving 0 real satisfaction from the process
WHat's the most Myspace movie ever made?
I'll start:
-The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D
The Witch
>God and the Devil are real
>The paranoid ultra Christian parents were right
How is this Reddit
>le heckin' slow-burn-a-rino
>omg feminist undertones :00000000
>DUDE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE DELICIOUSLY KEKEKEKEK FUNNY GOAT
>you don't get it it's secretly genius no I won't tell you why it just is!
>The Devil is real and manages to create a rift within the family, even though the parents were awfully careful and strict about protecting themselves from the Devil.
>The youngest kids were the easiest to corrupt
It's sn allegory on the social revolution in China really
Free Guy
Nah I saw it and it was an inoffensive movie. Except one part where Free Guy’s indian friend calls him a “white privileged douchebag” I was like wtf? But other than that.
you are all redditors
Star Wars and Harry Potter movies
shotcaller
the dark knight
Barbarian. That movie fricking sucks and I don't know how anyone likes it
>dude just turn your brain off dude she was just living there dude
Every year has one. The one from last year was Beau Is Afraid.
Interstellar.
Get Out
every movie ever made by hollywood. Cinemaphile can keep coping and seething over this truth, but all of you gays are normies
Might i ponder a query? What pray tell makes a movie "reddit"?