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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll post the objectively worst one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This episode is comfy as hell but Peggy ruins it
      My favorites:
      >A Firefighting We Will Go
      >King of the Ant Hill
      >Returning Japanese, Part I & II
      >Keeping Up with Our Joneses
      >Hank's Dirty Laundry
      One of my personal favorite is the one with Buckley's angel just for Luanne's characterization, it's a shame later seasons shit all over her and make her braindead

      For me, it's the one where Bobby tries to act like Bill. It's painful to sit through.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hate every single King of the Hill episode title. Standardized titles are the best practice

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick even is a standardized title?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Returning Japanese, Part I & II could have easily been a full length movie.

        Although I'm not sure it's my favorite episode.
        It's an easy top 30 though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Buckley's Angel is too fricking depressing. The trampoline scene makes me tear up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked this episode nice of Judge to throw a curve ball.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think he wrote it gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of my favorites

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This isn’t my favorite but I still enjoy it. It’s like a nightmare.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good episode but the uncensored gore at the end was completely unnecessary

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is none. Stop trying to instigate something imaginary

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no. The worst episode is the one where Bobby gets a job from the guy who cleans dog poop for a living. The man is literally a millionaire entrepreneur doing dirty work that nobody else would do and Hank makes Bobby quit because it’s “degrading”. I was shocked when the episode ended and it wasn’t a “Hank was actually in the wrong” twist. Extremely anti blue collar and doesn’t jive with the themes or characters of KOTH

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hank explains it perfectly in the episode. A guy like johnny knoxville can make a good living cleaning up shit. A guy like bobby will just be ridiculed. He literally spells it out for you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bullshit if bobby is a millionaire. No woman will care

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are you a moron? The worst episode it in the very last season with his mom and the Winnebago.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Worst episodes are any one where Peggy acts superior and smug until the last act when Hanks rescues her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The one where she thought she was a genius was gold though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is one of the best episodes. shows that the show has different dimensions to it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The worst episodes is the one where Bill red pills Bobby on women and turns him into a laughing stock.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Not dusty old bones
        >Not Mrs Wakefield

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Life is a series of Compromises

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Great episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does this episode make people seethe so much? I like it and it’s a Halloween episode. It’s not that out of the norm for the KotH universe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was the one where Luanne forced some kid to take her to a dance and Lucky's redneck friends threaten him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the racoon episode

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The firefighter episode

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any Bobby episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He didn’t mean to eat all the lutefisk.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean no one wants to admit they ate an entire tray of lutefisk

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not to mention it was meant to serve 30 people. kind of amazing that bobby was able to scarf that down
          What the frick was the problem of the guy trying to get into the bathroom though? Acts like he's never seen a locked door

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much any dale episode

    >Dog Dale Afternoon
    >Mad Dog episode
    >Dale in the megalo mart

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we just can't stop winning harmonbros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dumb, bogged, used up prostitute desperate for attention is the pet of some gun nut
      color me surprised

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >based gunchad has a bimbo babe wife with legendary throat skillz
        gun chadz just keep winning

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If she's with the same dude he had a big'ol dong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the mad dog episode

      I am Mr big

      >Mr big is pleased

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Um, that’s not Heather, is it?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone have the L4D poster that was made out of this scene?

    • 2 years ago
      SAGE

      why is Bill wearing a knight's gauntlet on his arm?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's not, it's the sledgehammer Dale is holding

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        comments like these are what make me hate Cinemaphile and youtube, you guys try so desperately to be funny that you type low effort moronic shit like this.

        frick you for laughing at that, you must be boring person and easy to entertain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Texas Sentai Propanger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino scene, objectively bad episode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      King of the hill online raid party.gif

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If two parters count the two episodes where Debbie dies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I LOOK LIKE I'M DOPED OUT OF MY GOURD

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >oh no im tripping out!, im too high to drive!
        >Burning leaves? thats code for marijuana!
        >Its a side affect from the marijana poisoning!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite one too. Absolute kino from every aspect. Koth at its finest. Even the Peggy moments are good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Uh-uh. Peggy's Sugarfoots.
        ...
        ...at the time it was.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one where Hank becomes a pimp without realising it is freshest in my memory

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've haven't watched many but the one where Peggy inadvertently kidnaps a little Mexican girl was great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're really missing out. Luckily bong(stream) has a 24/7 KOTH channel, check it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The one where Dale fires people
        >what would you do if you had unlimited free-time and no income?

        >not watching KotH in order

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cuffs and Collars episode where Hank is wrongfully accused of renting a porno

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely hilarious episode
      it's certainly up there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that Bill is acting like deepthroat, drip feeding Hank info is hilarious.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s Paddlin’ Peggy :^)

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a sucker for Rashomon episodes, so for me it's A Firefighting We Will Go.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Saw that episode the other day. Bill and Boomhower's accounts had me in stitches. Definitely up there with the best KOTH episodes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely the best episode of the series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's my favorite one too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Saw that episode the other day. Bill and Boomhower's accounts had me in stitches. Definitely up there with the best KOTH episodes.

      >For God's sakes, Hank. Act like an adult, man. And keep it down, guys, will 'ya? I am trying to get through an article on vintage Camaros and I've been on the same dang page for 20 minutes.
      >Dang ol'.... pretty pretty pizza, Itellyahwat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dislike that episode because Boomhauer tries to put the rest of them in the shit by snitching... the joke is 'the guy can't understand so assumes he was speaking positively'. Boomhauer was always my favourite as a teenager, but rewatching it recently I realised he is often a shitty friend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he also snitches during the snipe hunt episode

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yep, he's also a shitty friend when bill and hank and dale are having issues, he just bails or tells them to frick off basically.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Propaniacs

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im so high i can soeak Swahili

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What is the objectively best King of the Hill episode?
    Buckley's Angel. Do I need to say more?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Am I the only that noticed the song at the end?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Life in a Northern Town
        great song and great ep

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sir, I come from France.
    >Cir-cum-fer-ence.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that was the sweetest tasting strawberry he ever had
    what did he mean by this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was telling a joke at a funeral. highly disrespectful

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When they have to sneak over the mexican border

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that episode has this kino moment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WD40 solves everything

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This joke made my dad laugh hysterically for like 5 minutes straight.
        Genuinely on the floor, could not stand up. I'm pretty sure he pissed his pants a bit. His face was turning red because he couldn't breathe either. To this day I have never seen that man laugh at anything else like it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This joke made my dad laugh hysterically for like 5 minutes straight.
        Genuinely on the floor, could not stand up. I'm pretty sure he pissed his pants a bit. His face was turning red because he couldn't breathe either. To this day I have never seen that man laugh at anything else like it.

        absolutely based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Quite possibly the best joke in the entire show.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Firefighting We Will go
    though I think my favorites are when they go to Montana or the last ep To Sirloin With Love

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    boggle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dallas sallaD

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's the crack fishing episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one where Bobby takes a women's self defense class and goes around yelling, "I don't know you, that's my purse!!" and the kicks them in the nuts.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one where Bill snaps and thinks he's Lenore
    >I'm skeptical that you could yet intrigued that you may

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no one said a beer can named desire

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      >this flower is wilting
      >35 years....
      too quotable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >vee-o-lettuh is your cousin

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not mentioning

        >he was a beautiful man. I knew him… briefly

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >How are the saints looking?
          >I am more familiar with sinners than saints. And sinners ALWAYS look good...
          >Hank puts down his fork

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Reminds me of
            >"Are you gay??"
            >"BWAHHH! No! I sell propane!
            I loved working with propane because of this show

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this muggy November weather gives me the 'orribles!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hank being creeped out by Gilbert in a subtle way is kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pans to shot of clothing being thrown out of a window
      Still makes me laugh just remembering it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MAH LAWD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      >this flower is wilting
      >35 years....
      too quotable

      BOTH OF EM

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Best episode closer ever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Bill/Gilbert stuff is up there with some of the best stuff in the history of the show, but Hank's plot is fricking terrible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you’re not gonna take your jacket off?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty good
      I like pre-2004 episodes where Bill wins or gets respect.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Minh is so hot, bros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This episode made me want to see some /ss/ between Joseph and Minh. God bless the R34 artists for capitalizing on it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Minh gave me an Asian milf fetish

      I'm a 22yo dude and I get extremely horny walking past middle aged hmong women at Target

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When Hank and the gang are all firefighters
    When Bobby becomes a geek and almost drinks dog blood
    When Hank uses crack to fish

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Christian Rock episode

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When Bobby is Buck Strickland's caddy.

    > Miss Liz!!!! Two hot toddies!!!!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frickin a great episode lol
      >have you ever ridden a block of ice, mr strickland?
      >well I married miz liz, didn't I, Bobby?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’M HAVIN AN INFARCTION

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          MY DADDY’S HAVIN’ A HEART ATTACK, MY DADDY’S HAVIN’ A HEART ATTACK!!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            MIZZZ LIZZZZ! TWO HOT TODDIIIIIEEEEEESSSS!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Besides, Lane Pratley is a horses ass
        >I’m riding a gravy train with biscuit wheels!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My favorite episode is the episode where Dale gets an office job because it says a lot about having a job you enjoy and not one that doesn't fit you

          GOT DANGIT I'M MISSIN THE WHEEL

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When Bobby burns down the church

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The man with the terrible stench

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s me right now friend

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Old lady wants to die in Hank's house stands out to me as a classic example of quality KoTH.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that an the pig ep are def the worst eps

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hank goes to anger management

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    peggy is hilarious and I'm tired of pretending she isn't. she's like a more grounded less vulgar version of master shake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >well, you tend to think highly of yourself
      An odd comparison but I kind of get it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      redneck Hyacinth Bucket

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Full Metal Dust Jacket isn't the objectively best but it's probably my favorite.

      Unironically this. Peggy is the ultimate pleb filter. The best episodes are Peggy episodes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Peggy is great but she is so realistic I think she reminds people of IRL women who aren't quite as endearing and earnest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        IT'S A BRAEBURN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if I’m average? Do you have any idea how dumb average is?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Believe me, I prayed on it Hank and God said to me, "Don't do it. " But you know what? I knew better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i dont remember the episode but theres one where peggy is in yhe bathroom plucking nose hairs and hank knocks on the door and she panics and makes fart noises to get him to leave caught me off guard and had me in tears. i remember the lead up being chaotic and its just so unexoected.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the one where Dale has the luxury porta potty and Bobby is "kidney boy" at the the high school that's trying to get No Doubt to play at their dance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I think you will find that I do not have testicles.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I just wanted a full time job!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        best Kahn line

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Favorite Kahn episode time? The Kahn becomes a redneck one was kino.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I still say a Khan line to this day when serving people food.
            >SHUT MOUTH AND OPEN MOUTH!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's my purse I don't know you!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her ego is hilarious too.
      >Hank tells Peggy he thinks Dale and Nancy want to wifeswap with them
      Peggy: So you get Nancy and I get stuck with Dale? Who comes out on top there? Dale!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peggy is great when it's not a Peggy episode. If it's a Peggy episode, it's far too cringy to enjoy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her and Marge are pretty moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She is a needed character though. She is a great balance to Hank. A lot of her episodes aren't that great but some that come to mind that are good:

      The peggy's feet fetish episode (one of my favorite KOTH anyway)
      The alan rickman renaissance fair
      Lupe's Revenge (just to show her faults)
      The drag queen one (again to put her in place)
      The Texas intelligence institute episode

      These episodes knock her down a notch to make her character a bit more baseline. Yes she is full of herself, however she can be humbled.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered. homosexual is the worst character on the show, next to lucky

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The episode Peggy skydives and her parachute doesn’t go off. Best episode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >eh hey hey hey

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one where he cums inside Luann and says he could smell her pussy from Bill's house

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i always liked the one where hank thought he bought fishing bait...

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised there isn't more love for the FUN CENTER paintball episode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      early greenday
      kino ep

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am Mr big

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Well, I never could figure what the sky was thinking, but the soil, she don't keep too many secrets.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dale getting kicked out of the gun club episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GODDANGIT IT'S 7:15 I'M MISSIN THE WHEEL!!

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that episode where Debbie was literally ready to get her guts pushed in by Hank in his truck just because she thought he was taking over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You referring to when they blush at him taking testosterone?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, the Debbie murder two parter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bro do you even watch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That was Nancy and mihn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah the two part Murder mystery is the best

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The episode where they get diarrhea from tainted beer and blame it on Mexican bananas

    >Step on it Hank! I don’t know what end it’s coming out of but it’s coming out!

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think its my favorite, but Hank's Bad Hair Day is up there.
    Jack losing his mind is funny
    I hate Peggy, but that vindictivness of pouring the glass of chocolate milk down the drain is funny
    And most of all Bill gets his respect. Proves he's not just an army barber, he is THE Army barber.
    And he puts Peggy in her place in that episode too.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Ho Yeah!

    Renée Zellweger and Snoop Dog.
    The only way Peggy can look hot is dressed like a hooker.
    Cotton telling Hank Peggy is not allowed in his car
    Hank asking him not to bring back more Nazi/Jap skulls because they're taking up space and gathering dust
    Hank unknowingly pimping out Tammi
    The Hat
    Snoop voicing a gangly white pimp
    "You get your hooker stuff out of my house!"
    "She is a PROSTITUTE!"
    "TAMMI IS A HOOKER!"
    "What the?! He ran a red light, you can't do that!"
    "If you were a pimp, you'd be the nicest most awesomest pimp ever"
    "I AM THE MACK DADDY OF HEIMLICK COUNTY!"
    "Thats the biggest mistake a pimp could make, marryin' one of his hoes"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ALABASTER JONES THE MAIN MACK DADDY OF OKLAHOMA CITY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of the best.

      >I got a whole STABLE of hoes, back in the O K C

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No offense, but he’s from Oklahoma.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peggy could be hot, yes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's always the hair. TV cartoon/sitcom moms always look "unattractive" because they always have that old nasty boomer curls/beehive hair. Peggy, Marge Simpson, etc. Change it up to conventional straight pretty lady hair and they look gorgeous. I can't stand old lady curler hair, it always looks like it smells like grease and stale smoke and aging despair.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pirate radio episode was a good side plot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my favorite side plot

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one where they think Bobby might be the reincarnated monk is a favorite of mine. This entire scene always makes me laugh

    the ending is very sweet too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ctrl+f "reincarnat"
      My brother. The episode is so good in showing Bobby's real strength, and is very sweet and comfy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like this one too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lost my image

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That part always gets me in the feels, man.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SO ARE YA CHINESE OR JAPANESE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cotton walks up looks him up and down
      >He's Laotian, ain't ya Mr. Khan

      that will never not make me laugh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The confused look Kahn gives him is the perfect button on that joke.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    goddamn, anyone remember that period fox had Simpsons, KOTH and then X-Files on sunday night? Jesus Christ.

    that should just be a streaming channel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i have xfiles, simpsons, koth and frasier on my harddrive, I've often thought of looking up the boradcast airdates and recreating a 90s night with the episodes that aired on the same day
      fricking hell the 90s/early00s were the best tv years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        please do this, I'll take time off work for that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          1997 were the best times evidently
          simpsons, koth, x-files on fox
          frasier and seinfeld on nbc
          not to mention FFVII
          what a frickin time to be alive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They even reference that era in an episode

      ?t=1250

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek, oh that's the one, i kept thinking it was when he breaks the 4th wall at the end of the constipation episode.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute and undisputed GOAT.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Nate Hashaway.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever episode this was from

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >owen wilson sins his pants

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The born-again virgin episode was peak coomerkino for Luannegays and for any Peggygays

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and for any Peggygays
        >"Uh...heh...Peggy...I can...uh...See your...what nots..."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because KotH is a more realistic art style, Luanne must have fricking E cups.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's actually from my favorite episode, "Naked Ambition". Main plot is Bobby accidentally seeing Luanne naked and getting in trouble with Kony and side-plot is about Boomhauer accidentaly getting commited to a mental hospital, both are fricking hilarious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being paid to draw each of those frames

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >PeEeEgGgGy... Hill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    your wife divorced you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you've got ants

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this took me a ridiciulously long time to find

    it should be a /koth/ staple

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ironically the only one I don't get is Cinemaphile

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        propane?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody knew who he was until he put on the mask.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ohhhhhhhh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino, especially Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >/h/
      Which episode?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Naked Ambition

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boggle?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boggle?

      Boggle? Boggle?

      Boggle?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who calls her that?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hank

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dallas? sallaD.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bobby finding /misc/ was pretty funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >During the riots, I went out and BOUGHT a TV!

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We did. Once.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      koth thanksgiving episodes
      peak 90s comfy kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        making fun of SJWs, ahead of its time
        >Before we celebrate ThanksTAKING

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          from the very first ep, koth truly was ahead of the curve

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i laughed hard at that delivery

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's when brendan guested

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Weirdest episode for me is when Enrique's daughter wants Hank to speak at her quincinera. Why would any 15 year old want her coworker's dad to speak at her party? Why did Buck Strickland want to speak at it too? The premise just seems so stupid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that one Enrique episode where he gets really attached to the Hills was cringe kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so are quincineras
      it fit for the premise

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But what teenage girl asks herself "you know what this party needs to make it more fun and cool? Some rigid 40 year old that I barely know to speak at it!"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like you haven't been to small towns in texas and don't realize the veneration mexican chicks have for their daddies
          >t. dated a mexican chick years ago
          it's daddy issues on steroids lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can accept that I suppose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hispanics admire and respect the shit out of their bosses.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no one mentions "Witches of East Arlen"
    >resplendit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      destroyus BOBBYus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh My God, even I want to give you a wedgie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh you boys must be baking a cake
      >Yes.... A cake of incredible power!!!
      >Score one for the acolyte!!

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ....Explode!......now its time to REALLY EXPLODE!......

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >TFW I'm a 39 year old bachelor with a home gym fricking a married woman.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Classic

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dang old BOO man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HERE COMES A GHOST
      >riiiiiip
      ....TOGAAAAAAAAAA

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Alamo episode with the revisionist play had some of the best quotes.

    >Jim Bowie: Don't go lookin' for your opium, Davey. Travis smoked it all up.
    >William B. Travis: Hey! I gave some to the prostitutes!

    >How do you know that when the pressures became too great, William B. Travis didn't try to find comfort and safety in a frilly calico dress?

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i had sexual fantasies about joseph managing to get Luanne to give him a pitty lay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she did really want to go to prom with a teenage boy randomly; it's not a longshot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And there was some strong incest implications during the prank episode with Bobby. Luanne just somehow keeps getting into /ss/ situations.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dances with dogs

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i HATE Peggy so much its unreal. Hank is a SAINT

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boomhauer's brother
    Hank buys a motorcycle

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That bad hair day episode I was laughing the whole episode, it's one of the best

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So every time you call, Mr. Super-phone tells you Connie's out with this Chane fella?

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      STANDING HERE
      I REALIZE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        IM GRILLING THE MOTHER OF ALL STEAKS, HANK. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY PROPANE TANK.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "hehe, I look like a jackass!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That episode is amazing. The premise of Hank refusing to vote because his candidate has a weak handshake is so funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i have a flat cap and think of that scene every time i put it on

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really disliked the episode where Hank goes "blind" from seeing his mother have sex.
    It just wasn't very funny.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER!! ARE YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE!

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    could they get away with this today?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >~why do you calling me~ BILL??
      never gets old

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This episode? Yes. The episode where Peggy befriends the crossdresser? No.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best ep is easily the one where Peggy is mistaken for a transvestite

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which fricking episode was it that had Tobey Maguire voice a character?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tobey Maguire voices Luane

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was just mentioned in the episode where Bobby was on the quiz bowl team, he wasn't in the show.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WAS LISTENIN

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss instasynch and the 24/7 KOTH channel bros

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I just say that I HATE later episodes of Lou Anne after she and :Lucky started dating. I have no clue why they added Lucky and the tow of them became unreasonable moronic together.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I have no clue why they added Lucky
      Someone on either the staff or a FOX exec had a hard on for Tom Petty

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey that's not Jesus, it's Rob Zombie!
    >Shut up kid!

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Manitoba is the brand to smoke
    You'll enjoy it toke for toke
    Don't worry
    Keep smoking

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whyyyy do you keep calling me b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Take off the dress, b***h

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they should've stopped after Bobby Goes Nuts
    the exact point the show jumped the shark was that episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm objectively right
        Season 5 was the last good season

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >objectively
          Kek what a homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >no refutation
            I win

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    these ones are my favourie ones
    S01E12 - Plastic White Female
    S02E17 - Hank's Dirty Laundry
    S03E02 - And They Call It Bobby Love
    S03E09 - Pretty, Pretty Dresses
    S03E18 - Love Hurts...and So Does Art
    S04E10 - Hillennium
    S05E13 - Ho, Yeah
    S06E01 - Bobby Goes Nuts
    S06E03 - Lupe's Revenge
    S06E21 - Returning Japanese
    S07E21 - Night And Deity
    S11E01 - The Peggy Horror Picture Show

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one where they enter ladybug into the dance competition

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always liked that scene where Dale tries to anonymously call up Peggy and threaten her about teaching a sex-ed class.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey Hank can you put Peggy on

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think people who know the titles and episode numbers of their favorite episodes are weird. I just watch it on TV and think "I like that one where [...]"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly most of the episode titles are pretty spot on if you give them a thought

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah what a buncha frickin weirdos right heh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i make lists so i remember and can look it up if asked or challenged

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one where Hank grab's a man's ass and then makes a dolphin rape him

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dinner's ready, where's grandpa?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT'S GOOD NIGGUH

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who.

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DUSTY OLD BONES
    FULL OF GREEN DUST

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=3

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