The America Chavez character is clearly a pathetic self-insert of creator Gabby Rivera, who talks in the same moronic way.
But even that wasn't enough: in the very first issue, Rivera literally self-inserted herself.
>Utterly talentless diversity hire is a raging narcissist who immediately shoves in an obvious self-insert character, written as a Mary Sue.
It's so fricking tiresome. Another example is Jssica Gao, the stupid b***h that ((Brett Gelman)) made them hire for Rick and Morty Season 3. Who, of course, is now the showrunner for the She-Hulk show.
>If you think this looks bad, you're a MISOGYNIST!
Imagine being one of these stupid b***hes. Imagine living life on tutorial mode, beyond tutorial mode, and still constantly whinging hysterically about how oppressed you are.
This CGI looks worse than the FMV cutscenes of a PS2 game. Hell, I remember the CGI trailers for Warcraft 3 looking better than this.
And that shit came out 20 years ago. Like what the frick?
Imagine defending the concept of Pickle Rick because gynophobia and seething because later episodes proved the therapist's diagnosis that Rick is an arrogant and insecure piece of shit who just sits around and gets drunk in a universe where he cordoned off anyone smarter than him, desperately trying to find meaning through wacky adventures but can't because DUDE NIHILISM LMAO
God imagine reading this fricking garbage. I get shamed enough in real life, why would I want to watch fictional characters shaming each other in my free time
not only is it real, this isn't even the dumbest thing that was said in it
the entire comic has been posted over on Cinemaphile multiple times, you should see it for yourself. it's a real... experience.
Darkies always smell. I mean some aren't offensively bad, like you could probably stand to be around an Indian girl if you really loved curry and she was rich enough not to be a street-shitter but they're all potent, whatever the denomination.
burgerland education is so fricking poor you homies cant even understand digestion of spices has nothing to do with genital sweat, holy fricking shit. Mexican veganas are not spicy you fricking idiot.
I would like to remind everyone that since dreams are you looking into a real alternate universe version of yourself and there is only one American Chavez, that means if you dream about fricking her stupid, it's the actual prime Chavez.
Propaganda basically. If you replaced her "character" with a MacGuffin like a magic book, rock, wand, or whatever the film wouldn't have changed at all.
checked. So this movie basically copied the plot of Ghostbusters 2 and Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengence but did it with a gay zoomer girl. Pretty cool huh? >whose spiderman does he shoot webs out his butt?
isnt this great dialogue?
They had to reshoot most of her scenes because she was an abrasive c**t and the movie tested poorly with audiences and suits alike (mind you those are trained homosexuals who are supposed to like abrasive c**ts due to diseased amerifat culture), you get a taste of it during her introduction before she's gutted.
>Movie opens with people giving Dr.Strange shit for how he handled Thanos >His ex-g/f gives him shit for needing to be the hero >Illuminati gives Dr.Strange shit for being a huge danger to the multiverse and still needing to be the hero >end of the movie Dr.Strange doesn't fight the villain, he gives America the chance to do it herself
The point of the character was to show Dr.Strange has faith in other people. He doesn't need to be the hero, he doesn't need to break the rules, he bends the rules as needed, but he does actually let other people have their time to shine. He let Iron Man find a way to beat Thanos and he let America beat Scarlet Witch. She exists to show our strange is less of an butthole than other strange's.
>The point of the character was to show Dr.Strange has faith in other people
Oh like he did in Infinity War and Endgame? Or do those not count for some reason?
He literally lets himself die in IW after he claimed he would sacrifice iron man and spider-man to protect the stone. He realized they win when he removes himself from the equation and had faith in the avengers.
I get where you're coming from but then the ended the movie with him on the path to becoming a villain due to those save pitfalls that he counterparts went through.
That one is easy, but first a word from our sponsors: Checkers Them Dubs.
Now on to the explanation:
She is a late-game input to pull in the fringe of societal populations like the gays & minorities...nothing more, since her character in the comics is exactly that, and way late to the comics game.
Basically...her superpower is to illegally border hop and steal peoples stuff. Oddly, why her name is America when she is from a Wonder Woman single sex hermaphrodite planet kind of makes no sense.
Secondly, what kind of butthole took Vasqez from Aliens 2 and thought it would be a good idea to put her in a comic movie anyway?
Jumping between realities could've been just a plot device driven McGuffin but Disney Marvel meddling forced Sam Raimi's hand and had to add a random no name latina actresses in order to fullfill diversity quotas and to promote "the message"
This b***h was introduced to get the Mexican audience into capeshit. Of course these libtard marketing firms don't know that Mexicans hate fricking Puerto Ricans and Cubans with a passion. They were hoping to get hispanics to come out in droves for We Wuz Atlantians.
they needed a character with two moms to fill the quota?
appeasement for the yas queen slay, homosexuals, trannies, and blue haired abominations.
Same point as why she was originally introduced in the comics.
The America Chavez character is clearly a pathetic self-insert of creator Gabby Rivera, who talks in the same moronic way.
But even that wasn't enough: in the very first issue, Rivera literally self-inserted herself.
>Utterly talentless diversity hire is a raging narcissist who immediately shoves in an obvious self-insert character, written as a Mary Sue.
It's so fricking tiresome. Another example is Jssica Gao, the stupid b***h that ((Brett Gelman)) made them hire for Rick and Morty Season 3. Who, of course, is now the showrunner for the She-Hulk show.
She-Hulk
>Jessica Gao, our writer, made such a smart satire with a lot of really cool feminist commentary, so it's exciting.
>If you think this looks bad, you're a MISOGYNIST!
Imagine being one of these stupid b***hes. Imagine living life on tutorial mode, beyond tutorial mode, and still constantly whinging hysterically about how oppressed you are.
This CGI looks worse than the FMV cutscenes of a PS2 game. Hell, I remember the CGI trailers for Warcraft 3 looking better than this.
And that shit came out 20 years ago. Like what the frick?
marvel realized that for some shows, the target audience doesn't care about good cgi, so they rush it and save cash on it
>We
>An actor
>having a say in production
Imagine defending the concept of Pickle Rick because gynophobia and seething because later episodes proved the therapist's diagnosis that Rick is an arrogant and insecure piece of shit who just sits around and gets drunk in a universe where he cordoned off anyone smarter than him, desperately trying to find meaning through wacky adventures but can't because DUDE NIHILISM LMAO
That's not how she was originally introduced. She was also straight. And the two moms thing didn't appear until 2016
God imagine reading this fricking garbage. I get shamed enough in real life, why would I want to watch fictional characters shaming each other in my free time
why her her nose israeli?
this fricking shit cant be real, it´s obvious some guy change the text.
not only is it real, this isn't even the dumbest thing that was said in it
the entire comic has been posted over on Cinemaphile multiple times, you should see it for yourself. it's a real... experience.
why is he drawn like chud
Sotomayor? Like the justice? What the frick is this dialog?
Stealth shill thread
women are so cool and badass!
ripe for a soijak
Looks like Melissa Villaseñor from SNL (who has a $1.5 million net worth, FWIW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT0h0tXXBzc
Melissa used to have very nice hairy arms.
>D...Damn! I thought I liked America Chavez, but then I saw unflattering freeze frames of her. How can this be?
Said, uhhh, no one, like ,ever! Heh!
Why does she look like someone who would smell really bad, just like zendaya?
She literally unironically blatantly doesn't chudcel lmao where do you people even come from XD you're so weird
Darkies always smell. I mean some aren't offensively bad, like you could probably stand to be around an Indian girl if you really loved curry and she was rich enough not to be a street-shitter but they're all potent, whatever the denomination.
As appose to yts that smell like wet dog? Loooool
>I thought I liked America Chavez
Also said no one ever.
It's funny because even with superpowers, most women would be useless sacks of shit.
"Saturn, looking for another son to devour"
To smear the legacy of a beloved white male legacy character
>mexican character
>power is crossing borders
bravo
Make my dick cross borders
she's using her sexy teen ass to make white men want to frick mexicans instead of white women
israeli subversion
>beaners superpower is illegally crossing borders
really makes you think
They needed to fill the diversity quota for the new Dr Strange movie.
Still no seething leftoid! Failed bait
Weak thread OP
Literally no ass
Hello nog
El goblino
*la goblina
you mutts can't even get the meme right
>Hispanic doesn’t realise that "el gblino" is the meme, nobody says la goblina
no, it's goblina
ok spic
ok mutt
is mexican vag spicier than white vag? i've never tasted one but i like to imagine it'd be a little bit spicy
smells less like tuna, and more like ceviche
like freshly made tortilla
White vag is nasty and Latina smells better
It's actually better. I had only white women most of my life, but now I prefer Latinas. I'd swear their pussies are actually hotter too.
burgerland education is so fricking poor you homies cant even understand digestion of spices has nothing to do with genital sweat, holy fricking shit. Mexican veganas are not spicy you fricking idiot.
how come my gf says my nut tastes worse when i eat a lot of red meat then?
>character's distinguishing feature is her tight teen ass
>symbol on jacket is a gaping butthole
what did marvel mean by this?
they finally read my letters
I would like to remind everyone that since dreams are you looking into a real alternate universe version of yourself and there is only one American Chavez, that means if you dream about fricking her stupid, it's the actual prime Chavez.
Cute butt
Gross mutt
Ya know wot I'm thinking, don't ya?
Yummy
Weak ass game
where even is her butt? Dumpy Mexican genes DESTROY EVERYTHING GOOD IN LIFE
>nig can't into a tight butt
Propaganda basically. If you replaced her "character" with a MacGuffin like a magic book, rock, wand, or whatever the film wouldn't have changed at all.
When I was watching the movie, I didn't even realize that the two women that she portal'd away were her two lesbian mothers.
>What is the point of this character?
You know what the point was...
Blackrock ESG points.
Let them know what time it is.
who? idk who this is, stop talking about shit nobody watches
lbtq propaganda/programming for the children
checked. So this movie basically copied the plot of Ghostbusters 2 and Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengence but did it with a gay zoomer girl. Pretty cool huh?
>whose spiderman does he shoot webs out his butt?
isnt this great dialogue?
They had to reshoot most of her scenes because she was an abrasive c**t and the movie tested poorly with audiences and suits alike (mind you those are trained homosexuals who are supposed to like abrasive c**ts due to diseased amerifat culture), you get a taste of it during her introduction before she's gutted.
to put things in there bum
I want to lick her caramel pussy and then creampie her.
Because they're opening up the multiverse in MCU main movies. She is THE character to bring in for that, precisely.
Read comics. Don't ask stupid questions.
>Read comics.
I wouldn't wish Marvel knowledge on my worst enemy.
Plot device
>Movie opens with people giving Dr.Strange shit for how he handled Thanos
>His ex-g/f gives him shit for needing to be the hero
>Illuminati gives Dr.Strange shit for being a huge danger to the multiverse and still needing to be the hero
>end of the movie Dr.Strange doesn't fight the villain, he gives America the chance to do it herself
The point of the character was to show Dr.Strange has faith in other people. He doesn't need to be the hero, he doesn't need to break the rules, he bends the rules as needed, but he does actually let other people have their time to shine. He let Iron Man find a way to beat Thanos and he let America beat Scarlet Witch. She exists to show our strange is less of an butthole than other strange's.
>The point of the character was to show Dr.Strange has faith in other people
Oh like he did in Infinity War and Endgame? Or do those not count for some reason?
He literally lets himself die in IW after he claimed he would sacrifice iron man and spider-man to protect the stone. He realized they win when he removes himself from the equation and had faith in the avengers.
>saves literally the entire universe
>yeah, but you didn't think about how that would affect me. You always have to be the hero!
Imagine actually investing time an effort to justify a forced diversity hired to play a literal who character in yet another capeshit cash grab.
I get where you're coming from but then the ended the movie with him on the path to becoming a villain due to those save pitfalls that he counterparts went through.
Strange will always be the one that bends the rules though. Prof X reads his mind and trusts him. He takes extreme risks for extreme reward.
Its called a "McGuffin". it has no real value other than to move the plot along.
Raimi made her run and scream for 2 hours
she could legit fit three dicks in that gigantic mouth (once she turns 18)
>mouth
nostrils you mean
>Raimi
Literally a yes man for Feige, this was another paint by numbers Feige slop and the writing was moronic even for those standards
>disney: find me the most mexican looking actress who can barely speak spanish
>say no more
what was her name again? Xonthal the World Eater or some shit
Shalashaska
damn, cumberbatch has one manly hand and a dainty feminine one, whoda thunk
isnt that b***h like 15 years old, why is she so wrinkly?
Probably to prove just how fragile some incels on the internet are. Seems like she's doing a good job at that.
Representation
What is she trying to representate?
To prove you can adapt a woke character into a less woke character and ergo prove the original was therefore garbage and their message isn't needed
she introduced a canon planet in a canon dimension where the gender dimorphism of their human race is 50% female and 50% futanari.
She's a cute teen in tight jeans. Are you all gay or something?
That one is easy, but first a word from our sponsors: Checkers Them Dubs.
Now on to the explanation:
She is a late-game input to pull in the fringe of societal populations like the gays & minorities...nothing more, since her character in the comics is exactly that, and way late to the comics game.
Basically...her superpower is to illegally border hop and steal peoples stuff. Oddly, why her name is America when she is from a Wonder Woman single sex hermaphrodite planet kind of makes no sense.
Secondly, what kind of butthole took Vasqez from Aliens 2 and thought it would be a good idea to put her in a comic movie anyway?
how can you make a doctor strange film and having doctor strange feel like a supporting character !!!
A surprisingly tolerable version of Chavez.
I don't care
When will the capeshit craze finally die out bros?
when the outside world stops being such a nightmarish, financial inequality ridden hellscape and we don't need escapism like this anymore.
There hasn't been any feet pics, probably means she has literal hooves like Kate's playground.
>Mogs 95% of what the MCU shat out
Kneel
SHIT forgot pic
Something something ewalkart
plot device
>America Chavez
Joke wrote itself
To demoralize you
this is why I lift
>not cutting off or hiding tag
so fricking tacky
To convince demographics who don't care about comic books and openly denigrate those who do to read comic books
>THERE'S NO STOPPIN THE BEANER FROM BOPPIN'
I miss when teens were doing this in the privacy of their own bedrooms. We need to bring back shame en masse
cute
tight!
Jumping between realities could've been just a plot device driven McGuffin but Disney Marvel meddling forced Sam Raimi's hand and had to add a random no name latina actresses in order to fullfill diversity quotas and to promote "the message"
Women are better than men at everything. That's the point.
she has a really nice ass
she was cute in the movie
i don't consume capeshit besides Raimi's Spiderman, iron man 1 and guardians of the galaxy. Disney can go frick itself
pretentious manchild too good for one slop, substitutes it by rewatching old slop
i watched them, i didn't said that i liked them
literal moving of goal posts
Raimi-Man is kino.
Strange was nerfed to shit for her to be of any worth in the movie.
Outrage Marketing. It's all the rage.
Please learn what an ESG score is.
This b***h was introduced to get the Mexican audience into capeshit. Of course these libtard marketing firms don't know that Mexicans hate fricking Puerto Ricans and Cubans with a passion. They were hoping to get hispanics to come out in droves for We Wuz Atlantians.
Her only purpose is being brown and having two lesbo "mothers", that's it. She feels like a literal oc
She is a self insert from a ugly dike
To give me a boner whenever she's on screen.
until i saw this thread next to the miss marvel one, i thought america chavez and miss marvel were the same character
diversity has gone too far, now we have non white characters that blend together
The message! haha
>oh hay there anon. didn't see you. NIce to see you're as friendly as ever. You want to sit and chat?
She’s starting to post thrist traps. God social media has benefited women more than men.
do you think she'd mind if i just laid down under the hammock and looked up at her teen butt cheeks while she read?
>jailbait
>reading a book tha says "illegally yours"
she's gotta relax
Basically asking for it at this point, right anon?
t. glowie
Ass shots
She is gonna be an important character when they open up the multiverse as a plot point
>watching capeshit
>2022
ISHYGDDT
What is going on over at Marvel Headquarters, bros?
Damn, blacks are sexual gods. You didn't see Jesse Pinkman fricking like that.
>he hasn't watched ebony on ebony porn with his Sharingan to copy their techniques
you're never gonna make it to Jonin at this rate, anon.
>we need a non-white, lgbt-friendly character to throw as a bone to the unhinged twitter/tumblr types
To make small peepee go big peepee