What is the single BEST film to watch on Christmas Day?

What is the single BEST film to watch on Christmas Day?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Die Hard

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prometheus

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that reflection
    haha what an idiot

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You probably won't believe me, but it is actually The Fugitive

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Winter setting, measured pacing, lonely protagonist quest, I see it. Though not specifically as a Christmas film, just a cold winter's day film.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Winter setting, measured pacing, lonely protagonist quest, I see it. Though not specifically as a Christmas film, just a cold winter's day film.

      my uncle is the janitor guy that walks past harrison in i think the hospital.
      my uncle grew up in chicago with the director and were friends
      thanks for listening

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You probably won't believe me, but it is actually No Country for Old Men.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Christmas Story

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. Think it was TNT or TBS that would just air it all day starting

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boku no Pico.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godfather

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever you and your family watch every year. For us it's Home Alone 2, The Grinch, or Elf (though that one hasn't held up since my sister and I grew older). You do spend Christmas with your family, don't you anon?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiki won
    Let it snow is cute when you skip Merced's parts

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Won how?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She wasn't even a player.

        Won what?

        Won what? The non existent breasts award?

        Kiki won at getting her show cancelled and getting bogged

        Meanwhile poor Moner is starring in Hollywood films

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn't even a player.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        moner back

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Merced leaving after being BTFO by superior beings for the 4962th time muttering cursing Kiki under her breath on her way out

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literal brick shape
          Grim, Kiki

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        pure sex

        >Merced leaving after being BTFO by superior beings for the 4962th time muttering cursing Kiki under her breath on her way out

        pure fridge

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Won what?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The prize

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unholy amount of plaster in the face and particleboard in the background
          Yup, it's mexican williams time

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            At least her eyes are the correct distance apart, anon.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          We're all thinking it. We have the perfect live action Chel now, it's time to make the movie.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            she needs to gain some weight first

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              That can be arranged

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pure sex

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I love brown latinas so much.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Won what? The non existent breasts award?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How ghoulish.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surprised someone in hollywood has a reflection.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I plan to try and get my wife to watch Kingdom of Heaven christmas eve

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blade Runner but only because it's the best film to watch on any day

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Home Alone in the afternoon, Christmas Vacation in the evening, Die Hard at night.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you mean in the morning?
    A Christmas Story
    one of the animated ones
    Die Hard

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how /misc/ makes these threads to bait Cinemaphile into flame wars, but we always refuse to take the bait

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Home Alone hands down
    It's a stereotypical answer but it really is the best movie to watch on Christmas Day

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Serbian Film

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Jingle All the Way

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted a turbo man toy everytime we watched this film at school so bad

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Home Alone, and Home Alone 2.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine unwrapping your Moner gift

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched the George C. Scott version of A Christmas Carol last night. I have to say that it’s the best one I’ve seen. It felt like he actually was Scrooge.
    inb4 muh muppets

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Muppets one is really good, I don't know why you say it like that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I say it like that because, whilst I enjoy the Muppet version, it isn’t as good as the 1984 version.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          People who say whilst irritate me.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically:
    The Bishop's Wife
    picrel

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Santa's toy factory
    Lewd

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen It's a Wonderful Life. I know its status as "the traditional Christmas film" passed several decades ago by now but still, I never saw it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      OK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You won't like it if you don't like other films of that era. It's incredibly sincere in a way that's been out of vogue for decades. It can come across as overacting if you aren't used to it. But it's a very touching story about the rewards of selflessness and the intrinsic value of human life.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen plenty of films of that era, I just never saw that one.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          George Bailey was a chump and Mr. Potter was correct that he was wasting his life babysitting a bunch of morons.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'll probably enjoy it then. It's a bit long but the setup is important to the last act.

          George Bailey was a chump and Mr. Potter was correct that he was wasting his life babysitting a bunch of morons.

          It wasn't a waste. That's what the entire movie is about.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Can’t handle the HUSTLE AND BUSTLE of Pottersville

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The town was objectively more dour and lifeless as Pottersville though.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, why don't you go to the riffraff you love so much and ask them to let you have $8,000? You know why? Because they'd run you out of town on a rail. But I'll tell you what I'm going to do for you, anon. Since the state examiner is still here, as a stockholder of the Building and Loan, I'm going to swear out a warrant for your arrest. Misappropriation of funds, manipulation, malfeasance

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go watch it, you have nothing to lose

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched bawd Puppies 6 last year, it was pretty nice

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie Brown Christmas
    Linus' great soliloquy about Christmas mentions God, by name, about 5 times
    ----and they bookend it with literally 10 seconds+ of pure silence.

    Would never get away with that kino now.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Droppo, you’re the laziest man on Mars

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the other Santa Claus film they did on MST3K
      >Hmm, power up the death ray.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moner?

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman Returns

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Santa Claus and the Magic Drum

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that old Erica Campbell video where she finger blasts herself on some stairs with a Santa hat on while Sandstorm plays in the background
    I'll al.ost certainly never see it again, but goddamn did 11yo me love it

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fincher's Girl with Dragon Tattoo.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a East German film called Ach, du fröhliche. just saw it right now. so good.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Mann's film Ferrari, starring Adam Driver and Sarah Gadon releases on Christmas day!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that face belongs on a farm somewhere, on a tractor

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don't watch movies on Christmas. Mother plays piano and we sing songs. My sisters get really into it. They change into their holiday outfits and do a whole routine set to "jingle bell rock"

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Home Alone
    Die Hard
    Tokyo Godfathers

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They used to show a Bond marathon on TV

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      really? that was a thanksgiving thing here

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slap Shot

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl-f
    >bad santa
    >0 results

    this board is so fricking dead

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats for christmas eve with alcohol, never got around to watching the second one though

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Top Gun Maverick twice back to back last Christmas morning. Muted while everyone opened their presents and did their thing. Had a good time.

    For me even though it is far from the light of Christ and is the embodiment of peak Boomer consumerism Jingle All The Way is an annual tradition. Its getting better with age too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Jingle All the Way

      >Schwarzen-christmas-kino
      Based

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.blacked.com/

    Any of these will do.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Die Hard
    Gremlins
    Lethal Weapon
    Batman Returns

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trading Places

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turn over a new leaf
    >still don't invite your nephew's b***h wife to Christmas dinner

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muppets and my cocaine
      gay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my cocaine

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Muppet Christmas Carol is reddit

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're a bitter incel

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No anything you like is reddit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Michael Caine is 100 and he could still knock you out and take your woman (except she's fuggly).

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muppet Christmas Carol.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dare say, Die Hard

    Jokes asides. They didn't make one yet

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Event Horizon

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    moner/merced does the 7 dwarfs

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Grinch with Jim Carrey

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Die Hard or this

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ingemar Bergman's 'Fanny & Alexander'
    The five hour version.

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Santa Claus: the movie with Dudley Moore.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's Christmas again.

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