What is the worst film watching experience you have had with other people? In any location; house, cinema, class, transport, etc
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What is the worst film watching experience you have had with other people?
Racist dog whistle thread.
This post is legitimately racist
Why would you immediately assume that negative film watching experiences have anything to do with race?
Seems like you're the one with racist thoughts.
Is nobody else gonna check the quints on this based rational-poster? For shame, guys.
This is the third thread I've seen like this today, and beyond whacky shitposts none of the stories are any better than, "Some black people talked real loud and I got mad (scared.)" At least make something interesting up like Grandma got into a rape battle and lost you to a group of Crips that sodomized you repeatedly for days before Robert saved you and brought you back to the kinoplex where he nursed you back to health with discarded crab legs. Which all happened to me, btw.
Talking during a movie is inconsiderate to the other audience members.
Free speech, b***h. Stop trying to stifle me, you fricking commie.
It’s funny when Black folk wonder why every other race hates them
This lol. Japs, Euros, Indians and even fricking Arabs don't like them which is why the NWO has made them the blueprint for the citizens of their new gay utopia.
Same with whites.
The reason lesser races hate White people is resentment.
even Africans hate african americans, almost unreal how not selfaware Black folk in america are
half of whites, the other half saved the planet multiple times. you're welcome
Cry more and I’ll make a kenna thread just to spite you
Pretty much. Now I'll go ahead and read about incident of moronic behavior by melanin-enriched individuals.
I saw Big Momma's House in a theater full of black people
it was a good time, kinda like a black MST3k
The time I went to the cheap theater in winter and the heat was out, the popcorn machine didn't work, and there was a hole in the ceiling with daylight coming in and all of the ceiling tiles had rotted away from water and fallen in. It was only $2 but it was the worst possible way to watch a movie.
There’s something almost charming to how backwoods and decrepit that sounds, like a place lost to time existing in a moment that has long since passed. I get a similar sort of vibe as to those rundown thrift shops where everything is filthy and feels rotten but you can find great deals there if you aren’t afraid of getting your hands dirty and sifting through piles of garbage. For $2 definitely would jej
I saw a movie in a majority Indian town and the entire cinema reeked of ass.
I live in NJ. Since Covid I’ve only watched 3 movies in theaters, all anime. None were packed at all, but at all three I overheard Black folk talking randomly throughout the movie, and at one it was the one black father in the world who has a relationship with his son explaining every fricking callback in the movie. Before covid I watched dragon ball super broly in theaters and it was completely packed with the gayest looking weeb neckbeard dipshits I’ve ever seen. Some c**t in the front row was watching baseball on his phone too
Watching The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo with my parents at a Christmas visit.
lord of the rings return of the king
group of guys behind us,one of them is an obnoxious gay, literally every scene has to make a noise or some comment
>shelob above sam
OMG LOOK OUT LITTLE HOBBIT
>get to the scene where same finds frodo "dead"
OMG NOooOOOoOo
my father turns around leans over and tells him if he doesnt shut the frick up he's going to beat the gay out of him
not a peep rest of the movie
i love my dad
Surprisingly, it's a kino movie in a kino setting, but it was also miserable: The Shape of Water in a local vintage/arthouse theater. A beautiful movie and theater, just made me think about the misery of normal life
Anon, you are still young, go into the nearest body of water and find some fish to frick. This is not a metaphor.
Went to watch Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical with my family last Christmas. Christmas day, we've opened our presents and the family is going to see a movie the kids can enjoy. About 20 minutes into the movie we hear loud moaning noises from the back of the theater. Shortly afterwards I hear a woman scream "Oh my God! somebody stop him!" then "Get the children out of here!" at this point people are all scrambling out of the theater an usher comes in and tells people to please go to the lobby. As we're leaving I hear an usher say "Sir! Please put your pants back on!" and then a loud, shrill voice screaming "IT'S MA'AM!, I'M NOT A SIR! HOW DARE YOU! " before things descended into autistic screeching and sounds of scuffling.
Theater refunded the tickets and we went home and rented a movie; but we had a hell of a time explaining what happened to the kids.
Sounds made up.
literally me
Cinépolis USA screening of Ferris Bueller's Day Off in Laguna Niguel, California about 6 months ago.
Some drunk boomers were in the seats to my left. They kept talking to each other during the movie. After about 10 minutes-in, I politely asked him if they would please stop talking during the movie. He told me to STFU, said he'd kick my ass, and continued talking. I called the usher, told him that they keep talking (usher just said "ok" and did nothing). Every five minutes or so, the man leans over and calls me a c**t.
After the movie, I complain to the manager about the patron's behavior and the usher not doing anything. I also mention that they were drunk before the movie started, so the cinema could be legally responsible for anything they do because ABC licenses are not legally allowed to serve drunk people. While I'm doing that, the drunk boomer walks up, hands me the cost of the movie ticket, and tells me to find another place to watch movies. I refuse to take it, so he puts it on the counter. He walks away to go to the bathroom. The manager profusely apologizes, comps my movie and food (about $40 worth) and gives me some free movie vouchers. I take the cash the drunk boomer left on the counter, so I ended up with a lot of extra money in my pocket. As I went to my car, the drunk boomers went up the the ticket counter and were talking to the manager.
A few weeks later I returned to another classic movie night and the manager checked me in. He said he was glad to see me back. I asked if the drunk boomers were there and he said "No, they were banned." kek.
In hindsight, I could have handled it better. I should have waited in the parking lot, wrote down their license plate number, and called the cops to report a drunk driver.
I know you guys wan't /misc/-tier stories about blacks but I only go where there are Whites and Asians.
Back when I was a kid I was at a screening of WIld Wild West and about 30 minutes in they stopped it and turned on the lights and the police came in and made everyone walk out to the lobby so the police could check for some suspects they thought had run into the cinema. I don't even know if they found anyone, they were talking to some people but I didn't see anyone get arrested.
No refund - they said they would but needed to get confirmation from the franchise owner for so many people and it not being the cinema's fault... we waited around for 30 mins then left, no serious apology, they didn't even restart the movie because apparently it would frick up their scheduling too much.
Incidentally that was the last will smith movie I ever paid money to see.
They did you a favor, that movie is garbage
>friend invites me over to his house to watch a movie
>invites like 7 other people in our class
>he puts on the movie
>everyone is watching at first but after 30 minutes or so it devolves into everyone talking over it and not even paying attention
>not friends with any of them so I'm the only one not talking and trying to enjoy the movie
>sperg out at them to be quiet
>they don't listen
>soon as the movie finishes I call my dad to have him pick me up
>didn't even stay inside the house, I sat out on the front steps for like 10 minutes before my dad arrived
You can call me autistic or whatever but I just hate this shit where people will disguise one activity as another. If you wanted to have a party, call it a fricking party and invite people to it, why call it a movie night? Same guy invited me to a bonfire a few years after that and so I went, and literally 10 minutes after he starts the bonfire they all start making plans to leave so they could go one town over and hang out with more people.
i'm sorry to inform you, tism-kun, but normies reserve the right to convert game night/movie night into smoke and chill/netflix and chill without notice; it's in the bylaws
Dude, don't be so hard on them. Hanging out with you sounds like a chore
Ha, he sounds like this kid we’d take pity on when we’d have chill house parties or bbqs with a group of friends. We’d always invite him over, but he’d ignore everyone and turn on our tv to play twilight princess, because he didn’t have a wii and was obsessed with Zelda. He’d get incredibly angry after about half an hour that people were talking over the sound of the tv and just leave.
Damn what a dork lmao. I'd just let him borrow the frickin Wii for a week.
This guy was much worse, a shut in loser with an ego who believed his own lies.
He was fat, out of shape and smoking weed constantly. One day a friend of mine who was a competitive weightlifter and a head taller than this c**t asked him who would win in a fight. The moronic classmate said that he can't fight in jeans, but if he was wearing sweatpants he would win. We clowned him on for weeks afterwards.
Another time he was saying that back when he was going to the gym (I don't think he even saw a gym in pictures but whatever) he could lift at least 120kg on any muscle he was working on. We were all telling him how stupid that was, that it was impossible for him to do squats lifting 120kg, let alone stuff like biceps or shoulder exercises. He kept insisting like a fricking autist that it was true and that none of us knew what we were talking about.
He would also meet a new girl every month on the internet, then travel to meet them and supposedly frick. The funny thing is he never met any if those girls more than once, I wonder why.
The really fricked up thing tho is that his older brother was even more of an inbred sperg. He was a 23 years old metalhead that looked like bootleg Severus Snape, but uglier. He was also allergic to showering and he was dating a 14 years old girl that I assume was an orphan, because no dad would have allowed that weirdo anywhere near his offspring.
if you didnt understand that a movie night with 7+ people would involve mostly socalizing and not focusing on the film then yes you are unironically autistic because you dont understand basic social norms
im not even insulting you, its just well understood and if you didnt want to socalize you shouldnt have said yes to it so from their end you sperged out for no reason
Godzilla: King of the Monsters
>Five minutes late to the film thanks to some frickwit on the road that delayed us for ten minutes
>Three or four year old child right behind me who never shut up once asking incredibly basic questions to his mother and didn't understand anything
>Group of 4-5 kids to my right who also never shut up trying to be "funny" to each other
>Family in front who apparently bought out the entire concession area and never stopped eating once the entire runtime
>As if I wasn't already annoyed enough, ten minutes before the film ended, a pair of knacker morons stomped in looking for someone, not being able to see them, then just sat down instead and started loudly talking about bullshit with zero attempt to be quiet, as if they were out on the street.
I would have gladly locked the exits and set fire to the theater by the time the credits rolled.
>went to watch new Star Wars movie by myself
>was a midday showing at a small theatre so 5 people in there all spread out
>old boomer comes in and sits right next to me
>mumbles something about assigned seating
>proceed to fight with him over the arm rest for the entire movie
Mother fricker didn't even try to suck my dick at least that I can understand being a beautiful twink at the time, he was literally just too boomerish to not disobey the assigned seating regardless of it being an empty cinema. I'm unironcally still seething to this day.
Why didn't you move, you moron? I swear, half of the stories here are just anons being autistic. Even when in crowded areas in places where people can easily be obnoxious you guys still manage to outsperg everyone.
most of these stories are "someone did something rude and i seethed over it in my head instead of getting up and conronting them or asking for help from staff because i have a mental disability and/or am a b***h"
I know, I still can't get it. Even if you're the biggest autist on the planet, if you're sitting next to someone who bothers you in an empty theather why not move away? It's like touching a burning stove and leaving your hand on top of it anyway.
Confronting badly behaved people rarely ends well. They just don't care, you have no authority to make them stop, and they might even film you and share you on their social media for laughs.
I wish public beatings were still a thing.
I shit myself watching The Kid in the Striped Pajamas in my 7th grade social studies class.
>watch a recent star wars movie with my mother and aunt
>it was one of the recent ones where they introduce the female protagonist
>never seen a star wars movie before
>it was dogshit
>we all get mad
you sound incredibly boring
I got some random tickets at Sundance and the double feature I watched happened to be some gay drama. It was fricking unbearable.
sounds like the bear was more than able
Went to see Barbie on opening weekend. Not only were Thots on their phones all the time and taking pictures of the screen for their Instagram stories, but there was this middle aged duo of fat ladies making comments about every. single. damn. thing.
Everytime a character said ANYTHING - even if it wasn't a joke - they would comment.
Every new visual, they would comment.
Every cut, they would comment.
Every joke they explained.
Guess their colour.
Me and my boys went to see Barbie. Every time Ryan Gosling showed up on screen we clapped and cheered. A bunch of rude dipshits yelled at us and an employee asked us to leave. We spilled our sodas all over the seats and threw our popcorn around.
Didn't even make it 20 minutes into the movie. I fricking HATE movie theaters.
This b***h should let her hair grow longer. Why do women cut their hair I don't get it. Don't they realize how unattractive that makes them look.
>when I went to go see A Quiet Place and there was a town-wide power cut 20 minutes in that meant we had to wait until they could restart the film, and when they finally got it up again they played it from beginning and accidentally had the soundtrack to an opera film playing for the next 5 minutes (which kind of ruined the whole 'quiet' aspect of the film) before they finally fixed it all
>saw Darkest Hour, a quiet WW2 drama, while sat next to a person/group who brought the loudest, crunchiest, crinkliest sweet/snack bags possible
>made the mistake of going to see Dunkirk in a 4D cinema
>went to go see Tenet without subtitles
>any time when I've shown a film I really like to someone and they don't really like it so they just sit in silence more or less the whole time and say "that was alright, not my thing" when it ends
>>went to go see Tenet without subtitles
kek
She's so hot bros
Based Daniela appreciator
She is so hot.
Barbershop. The amount of hooting and hollering and dancing in the aisles... I cannot sanction such buffoonery
>watched a film with an indian girl from work
>kept making stupid comments and asking dumb questions
>ended up rearranging her guts with my penis if you know what I mean
SIR ARE YOU MAD SIR
I once went to the movies with my dad like 15 years ago when right at the end of the promos the projector fell over or some shit and it was projecting half of the ceiling and the wall. People started shouting but there was no staff around and the movie kept playing. In the end some guys lifted one of their friends so he could knock the little window. Nothing. Then people just started chucking milkshakes, popcorn anything they could get their hands on. People seated there got completely fricked up lmao. By then some staff arrived and they moved us to another room and we could just watch the movie.
The projectionist isn't always in the projection room. You have to go out and inform an usher, who can contact the projectionist by walky talky.
>be me
>excited to see oppenheimer in the IMAX
>on the way into the theatre the sole of my right boot fell off
>I was sitting in the front row, which means the picture was warped and my neck hurt the entire time
>sitting next to not one but TWO pajeets
>smelled strongly of BO
>kept talking in their nonsense tongue to each other throughout the entire film
>was taking photos of the film with his phone and responding to literally hundreds of messages with the brightness turned all the way up
>kept this up the entire fricking film
I hate pakis so fricking much.
you sound boring and just don't know how to have fun during a movie (or just white)
I have fun during the movie by watching it.
I can tell your skin is browner than my SHIT, btw.
i hate when babies cry in theatres, especially when its a highly anticipated movie and the goddamn stupid baby gotta ruin the mood for everyone in the theatre.
tbh i hate the parents even more for bringing a baby into a theatre
One that comes to mind is showing Mad Max 2 to some friends who aren't that into movies. They're loving the movie, but the right at the third act a friend of theirs shows up and they all talk through the ending. I almost went insane.
The Rave Cinema on O'Neil Ln in Baton Rouge I went to see the Punisher in 2003. Some guy and his girlfriend were so very very drunk and it's the only time I considered fighting a stranger in public.
>Be teenage me
>Hang around with my two best friends smoking weed daily
>Friend 1 tells us about one Classmate of his
>We are invited to go to Classmate's house to smoke weed and watch movies
>Said Classmate has a hot sister
>Go there
>A fat guy in underwear lets us in
>Smell of shit hits us as soon as we go in
>Go into his bedroom
>All 4 of us are sitting in this small room in summer, over 40°, no air conditioning, windows closed
>Classmate starts bragging about not showering in over a week since he doesn't leave his house
>Whatever, let's cover the stench with the smell of weed
>Strong smell of sweaty ass overpowers weed
>moronic classmate puts on How High because le epic stoner movie that burgers love
>None of us three laughs once, this guy was fake laughing at every scene because he didn't want to admit the movie was shit
>Hot sister barges in unexpectedly
>Hot sister looks like an anorexic 14 years old boy but manlier
>Friend 1 get visibly flustered, classmate starts talking about how hot his sister is and that we should leave her alone
>Friend 2 starts talking shit about classsmate, not loudly but we were so close together he must have heard
>After second joint I fall asleep on my chair
>Friend 2 wakes me up
>How High was over, we were 40 minutes into Guardians of the Galaxy
>Realise they let me sleep for over an hour
>I was thankful since this made this shitshow shorter for me
>While rolling a joint we start hearing classmate's parents yelling at eachother
>Guy pretends not to hear it while turning volume up simultaneously
>Dad comes in and starts yelling at classmate for being a disgusting pig that won't even go buy bread
>Dad realises we were smoking weed
>Starts yelling at us like it's out fault
>This was so surreal I can't control myself and start laughing like a maniac
>Dad kicks us out while I'm cackling like a hiena, Friend 1 was apologising, god knows for what, and Friend 2 was about to pick a fight with either Dad or Classmate
>look up How High
>"In the film, Redman and Method Man portray two cannabis users who are visited by the ghost of a deceased friend after smoking his ashes. The ghost helps with their exams, and they receive scholarships to Harvard University."
Yup, sure sounds like kino to me
You go watch that shit then, none of the jokes work. On paper that Snoop Dog, Wiz Khalifa stoner movie should be good as well, but it was ass.
None of them are nowhere near as good as something like Half Baked, and that is no masterpiece of comedy either.
>go to see Hobbit Part 1 of 2, j/k its 3 now
>me and some friends sit right in the middle
>I'm on the end, only one pal to bullshit with during the movie
>family piles in next to us
>kid plops down next to and immediately starts eating some candy
>talking with friend about trailers, kid is just blasting away at the candy
>constant crinkling of the wrapper
>movie starts, gets quiet, enjoy the comfy start of the hobb-
>MORE WRAPPER CRANKLING
>side eye the kid a bit
>Dwarves start singing about their home in a emotional mom-
>*BURP*
>kid is getting gassy and STILL eating candy
>it's 90 fricking minutes in, still fiddling with wrapper, eating more fricking candy, does he have a bag of holding full of this shit?!
>I start lose myself in the movie, getting into the goblin fights
>it gets quiet again for the Gollum scene and
>*BLERCH*
>Good lord the audio is something else, Gollum sounds amazing
>*OOOURRCCH*
>Hear a slight splatter noise, and the smell..
>OH FRICK THAT KIDS PUKING, I yelled out loud
>sitting straight up, kid is covering his mouth, but technicolor dream coat vomit is oozing out of it
>he's not even trying to do anything about is as it slides down his arm and he continues to watch the movie
>I'm standing up trying to get away from it
>Someone yells at me to sit down
>I tell them this kid is throwing up
>I get told to shut up
>Dad of the kid checks on him
>wipes his mouth with a napkin
>"He's fine! sit down, watch the movie!"
>I walk out into the lobby, friend sitting next to me follows and find an employee and tell them whats happened.
>we go back to where I was sitting. The family has played musical chairs.
>I can't identify the kid, dad is sitting in the spot now
>my friend and I shrug, friend lets me have his seat and he takes the one next to the dad, the employee checks the floor and leaves
>dad turns to my friend and says, "Bilbo got the ring, tricky little hobbit"
>friend and I glance at each other and finish the terrible movie.
Went to see Van Helsing because my little bro wanted to. Me, 15, lil bro, 11, mom, almost 40.
I sat in the middle. Lil bro got to enjoy the movie, while I got to enjoy my mom constantly talking and complaning and b***hing. I mean, today I agree with her, the movie is incredibly silly (and I never understood you queers' infautation with Kate), but I am still angry at her for completely ruining the movie for me.
A small cinema in rural UK.
Saw the hobbit during Christmas, and fireworks were literally being set off about ten metres away from outside about half way through the film.
There was also some extremely loud nan that was laughing at almost every possible “joke” or slightly light moment. He was the only one, and it was so loud. It was so bizarre, and everyone was so angry, but i think everyone thought the same as me and were too scared to yell because we thought he was mentally moronic out on a day trip.
Test
I don't know about "worst" because it only really affected early on, but District 9 had some incredibly fat frick surrounded by food in the middle of the aisle we were at the end of, and he just loudly chewed and breathed through his mouth at the same time with this strangled rattling "Tchluuuuhh" noise over and over, and smelled to boot. My girl and I got sick of his noise after five minutes and moved back a few rows, my brother said he was fine and stayed. Apparently we had been blocking the sound from the blimp til then, because another couple of minutes later he moved back with us after all.
After the film was over, the lights came on, and I could see a 15 foot radius of empty seats around this vast hog, who was still munching and breathing the same "Tchluuuuhh" noise.
My friends tea cup dog gets mauled by his cat. Feels bad my other friend and I bring him to avengers. It's the second one and i never seen an avenger movie , last marvel i saw was iron Man 2.
As we settle In we see this autistic kid from our gaming store. I wave him over, my other bro grabs my arm. He shuts me down. We had a class at community college where this kid l. He would spit into a cup and every quip from the teacher he would have an obnoxious laughter.
The dude is literally talking to the movie. And prematurely laughing at the jokes as if he has seen it. Like when they show debris and shit, spouts THANOS DID IT.
I am legit dieing from laughter in the theater. At one point some dude told him to STFU. 5 minutes later he starts up again. The zenith was when hulk was black widow were on screen together and this autistic went uhohhhh. I had to walk out and was crying laughing. Nick you are one based autist.
Eating beans.
I know that reference
She's hot
Watching the Snyder cut at a friend's house. His roommate invited people over for something else but didn't know it was a "movie night". So they sit there and ask questions and talk the whole time. Subtitles were on, bright room, volume on so you can barely hear the dialogue. My friend cackle laughing every time the subtitles for Wonder Woman's music comes on "ancient lamenting" or something. I lasted about 2 ours until I get up and say "it's a bit late I'm gonna go, this was fun, alright later." I'm not even fricking interested in this capeshit, I just went because I was invited.
>lust-provoking image
shitty fabric design, but kino cut
Lana Rhoades?
I recently went to bum frick NC to visit family. Surprisingly they had a movie theater. I thought how bad could it be? Tickets were like $6 bucks so I should have been more aware.
No AC bugs flying everywhere and to top it all off I guess a skunk got in and sprayed the whole damn place. It was an experience I guess.