What is this Luke and Grogu training leading to?

What is this Luke and Grogu training leading to?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steamy interspecies Jedi sex

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't Luke fix his damaged hand?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it reminds him of his father who he doesn't really know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One hand in the light, one hand in the dark. They used to be friends.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He was a good friend

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          would have been epic if he just stuck his hand out of his shirt after that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He learned how to jerk off with the other hand so there was no need

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd think jerking off with your robot hand would feel more like someone else's hand

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In Empire it's shown to register pain and it hurt when he got shot there in Jedi so I'd imagine its like a normal limb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a memento

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean by fixed? It's working as intended, but he just never replaced the fake skin because he's not an insecure gay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        then why does he wear a glove to hide it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because it looks cool

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because the robot fingers might make others feel uncomfortable.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Giving Grogu back to the Mandolorian was a mistake. That chapter was over. The answer was to move forward. This is the point where he stops being viewed as a helpless child and just becomes the weird mute pet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >expecting Disney to not excessively capitalize on the actual surprise merch hit when 40 planned "hits" fell directly into a recycling bin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You’re not wrong and I think that was their plan in the begging. But….

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Grogu - The Motion Picture.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Common fricking sense would dictate that Mando and Yeed do not get reunited until like the ast 1/4 or even episode of season 3. Actually give something for the audience to look forward to, build up to, and have pay off. But the suits are moronic cowards and Mandalorian is like 1 or 2 home runs Disney has had with SW, so they, being moronic cowards, flipped over the idea of Mando and Yeed not being a duo for part of season 3 and forced it so that they get reunited as soon as possible and in defiance of common sense storytelling

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this real?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      None of it is real. It's a science fiction story but people forget.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it's documentary

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Luke is a moron who repeats the mistakes of the old Jedi
    My God the sequel trilogy giving the exact fricking same status quo with Empire vs. Rebels will never not be one of their biggest frick ups. Absolutely astounding levels of stupidity to not move past that, not have functional and better successor versions of the Republic and Jedi after RotJ, etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with you and

      Common fricking sense would dictate that Mando and Yeed do not get reunited until like the ast 1/4 or even episode of season 3. Actually give something for the audience to look forward to, build up to, and have pay off. But the suits are moronic cowards and Mandalorian is like 1 or 2 home runs Disney has had with SW, so they, being moronic cowards, flipped over the idea of Mando and Yeed not being a duo for part of season 3 and forced it so that they get reunited as soon as possible and in defiance of common sense storytelling

      that they shot their wad to fast to wrap this storyline up. As much as I would like to believe Luke is actually making Yeed become a better Jedi by being with who he loves, (big D seems to be leaning into love meaning a lot to Jedi with Obi-wan getting suped up in the Vader fight by reflecting on Leia's weird bedroom eyes scene) and Luke would know this already in a post RotJ storyline.
      But they're not that competent so this is clearly done to quadruple down that Luke is a failure, everyone who survives RotJ is a failure. Why should we care about Obi-wan protecting Leia in a made up fanfic show if she just ultimately becomes more useless than Mon Mothma for even longer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t really remember ros but isn’t the galaxy just kind of back to square one again at the end? Sure they defeated emperor macguffin but the capitol planets were all blown up, etc.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only one system

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. And as it more specifically pertains to Luke, he could have built his own Jedi Academy that teaches students to maintain healthy emotions and relationships rather than trying to repress all of it. But no, the Jedi still have to be weird space hermits, so it's IMPOSSIBLE for Yeed to be a Jedi and to also have people in his life that he likes. It has to be like that because that's how it used to be!!!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you mean baby yeed? grogu is his dead name

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    trying to kill his nephew in his sleep

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When do we get a Yaddle series?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeed goes way back in time (Its been done before) and becomes Yoda, or "Old Yeed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SW absolutely should not have time travel. The psychic powers that extend far to other planets is pushing it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean by should not?
        Ahsoka goes back in time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she doesn't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's time travel with severe consequences, and that's why noone ever used it but once or maybe twice if you count the fricking comics.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All Disney Wars leads to chugging green alien titty milk.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    paychecks

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing Luke building his new Jedi Academy could have been a powerful scene if The Last Jedi hadn't already preemptively shit all over that idea years before the Mandalorian came out. Why even remind people of that?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to bait grogus death

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Grogus actually talk or do anything?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He mostly just eats children.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the last episodeof Book of Boba Fett he said "It's forcin' time" and killed a rancor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Still the saddest moment in Star Wars

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the only reason why anyone likes him. He's like a baby that doesn't throw tantrums. He just coos, eats/drinks, watches you do stuff, and if someones being a dick then he can force choke them. As soon as Yeed starts quiping every five seconds and being a snarky brat, his popularity will drop off

  17. 2 years ago
    bradysknee

    Uncanny valley.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it’s to set up their religion bad message where luke undoes his entire character arc so he jedi training becomes depressing and isolating so that mando can heckin rescue yeed from the cult and luke can say that the jedi need to end

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