What is this power stance meant to imply?
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>ack my back hurts, play it cool
homosexualry
Hello Johnny Cage
It implied that the blatant homoerotic undertones would be lost on the 1980s audience during a pointless 10 minute scene of greased up, shirtless males playing beach volleyball.
>greased up, shirtless males playing beach volleyball
>blatant homoerotic undertones
maybe you have to be a raging homosexual to associate everything with gay anal sex.
It's very very gay, anon.
volleyball is the most feminine sport there is. literally only women should be playing it
its a counter takedown stance, if someone is going to tackle you, you want your hands low not the usual high
its really not, men used to shower naked with each other - its really only the terminally insecure and homocurious that get uppity on this shit
Let's break it down
>they play volleyball - a sport for women and gay men
>they do sex faces at each other throughout the whole scene
>"PLAYING WITH THEM BOYS"
>they're in the US navy, one of the gayest organisations in the entire world
do you not have male friends? or maybe MEN friends? theres always a subtle sense of hostility, you can't catch yourself lacking in the aggression department, and whenever you're thinking about fighting - sex is the least in your mind.
Anon, that's how male "friends" act when they're gearing up for bum sex. I'm beginning to think that you're hiding in the closet from yourself.
How do you know what men look like when they gear up for bum sex?
From experience. And my gaydar is going off the charts with you.
They weren't real people who just randomly ended up at the beach, anon. It was specifically written for them to have a sports montage scene in the gayest way possible.
From observing you and your friends
its always interesting to talk about so ill just ignore your cringe bait.
youre usually in a small friend(cuck) circle or a pretty big group of guys to which a large minority of them you know. the latter is where you chat shit and waste time.
i remember almost fighting someone cuz they squeezed a drink at me and i felt scared after a quick trade then diffusing - its amazing how in a matter of seconds everything went back to talking about hobbies and shit.
Did you nibble his ear?
tried to push him and got weight mogged (surprised the frick outta me, i lost alot of weight and didnt know shit like that can ever happen)
i front kick to finally move him, he pushes me and i felt weight mogged again, at that point i felt i was gonna get my ass kicked so i just remarked how i couldnt see shit and washed my face with water. made a few faces and that was that.
If you and your mates are constantly so catty with each other over the smallest shit then you're women in denial or extremely gay.
>catty
I’d stare at you like you’re some frickwit irl for that misuse of a word, m8, what you going to to?
Getting into shit like that for such trivial reasons is exactly what catty women do all the fricking time.
Shit like what?
A stoush soon forgotten?
Women don’t forget, that’s the difference.
And it's still catty as all frick. I'm honestly picturing hair pulling and scratching going on lmao.
Just hope two of you turn up in the same outfit. It'd be a slaughter.
Two of you *don't* turn up in the same outfit.
okay, have fun in your safe space.
He’d probably be a buddy of mine, after a disagreement or two.
And we’d both agree that you’re a homosexual lol.
Wouldn't it be the people who start throwing perfume at each other after one calls their friend's hat a bit shit be the ones who would needa safe space.
That's some easy triggering.
Meant for
Oh, he'd definitely be a "friend" of you. Right in the arse.
Wow that’s some hostile banter from a pacifist.
Why don’t you try that down the pub, not hiding behind a screen?
Afraid of growing some balls lol?
Did you just pull a legit
>fight me irl?
lmao.
Nope.
I said act like a tough guy irl.
I don’t need to be involved at all.
If people are getting that upset about banter in the pub then they've got bigger issues than being gay and/or women. The only people freaking out that easily are either low IQ mongs or junkies.
Or, they’re drunk.
Frick it, obviously you don’t get it, have a fragile ego and love to snipe from behind a screen.
Why did I give a shit about a woman poster in the first place..? Probably because you projected your own weakness on others, because you just don’t get it.
Without even sniping, get in a fight dude. Boxing if you are fearful of a lack of boundaries, but still, getting punched in the face would help ground you dude.
you just wont get it, the fighting - getting beat up even is something you brush off. but you're supposed to test each other, you want to have lines and you want to test lines.
and finally no we dont just start gouging someone's eyes because someone was called fat or something.
I never wanted to fight my friends and I never got the impression they wanted to fight me. Who has hostility towards someone you call a friend? At most there's just banter.
Even if you’re a basment dweller you still wanted to fight your friends. In minecraft - sorry no in Tekken or Street fighter or w/e.
Male drive to competition doesn’t only mean the messiness of knocking teeth out m8080
>Have round ball.
>Don’t have pitch, green field, wicket or bases
>have sand
Hmm bros, what competitive sport do we play?
Basketball of course!
Dis homie never played sports in high school lmao
>blatant homoerotic undertones
I too repeat whatever tarantino says like I made it up myself
you just said it's a power stance, so according to you it's supposed to imply power, moron.
Stryder was a chad, but he stank.
>stryder.
Who the frick is that.
I remember Slider
>"Your girl will go with you to see the movie" the scene
that's all there is to it, that homosexual revisionism is hilarious
This is pathetic haha
>I think about sucking wiener 24/7 but YOU must be the homo
yikes. cope harder, homosexuals.
gaygays
Just how many dicks have you sucked bro?
Just 5 but that doesn't make me a homosexual
top gun was super fricking gay
even as kids we made fun of that scene
tony scott was a literal homosexual
you sound like one of those coping tradlarpers that thinks the israelites pushed the greeks being weird homosexual pedos
Kvetch harder israelite
>Scott married three times. His first marriage was to BAFTA Award winning TV production designer Gerry Boldy (1944–2007) in 1967. They were divorced in 1974.[45] His second marriage was in 1986 to advertising executive Glynis Sanders.[46] They divorced a year later when his affair with Brigitte Nielsen (married to Sylvester Stallone at the time), whom he met on the set of Beverly Hills Cop II, became public.[citation needed] He subsequently met film and TV actress Donna Wilson, who was 24 years his junior, on the set of Days of Thunder in 1990; they married in 1994. She gave birth to their twin sons, Frank and Max, in 2000.[47]
>homosexual starts seething about “tradlarpers” out nowhere
They've been infesting Cinemaphile recently. He's not wrong to point them out.
“he” ie, you, is the exact same as someone from /misc/ screeching about trannies 24/7, having some bogeyman to instantly frame any dissenting opinion as some sort of enemy raid. homosexualry is disgusting. end of discussion.
Have you been off Cinemaphile for a while or just somehow completely missed them? They're everywhere right now.
sucking the tummy in as much as possible
A thread full of fatties and dyels, nice
It's the moment that signifies that it's a navy recruiting tool rather than the air force's.
>that scene where maverick is despondent in the bathroom, shaving in nothing but his tighty whiteys and viper walks in to console him, drapes his hand on mavericks shoulder then gently drags his fingers across his back as he walks away
>the admiral losing his shit while yelling to nobody
"BUTTS! I WANT BUTTS!
BUTTS!!"
Yeah totally hetero film you got there bro.
ate' journalists
simple as
>Bunch of friends playing volleyball is gay
You Americans really have issues hugging a friend is gay too i guess
Gay anal sex. Top Gun is gay
The studio almost fired the director because he spent an entire day filming the volleyball scene, which wound up only being like 2 minutes of the completed film
How does his rear forearm look solid af while the one in the foreground is 80% meh?
he browsed /gif/
Playing with the boys
The scene itself was not intended as gay however Tom Cruise is a homosexual and so are his fans.
That he likes to take it in the ass
>people in the navy are gay
WHAT?!!?! No way! How long have you been sitting on this information?
>there are people in the year 2022 that claim that Top Gun isn’t homoerotic with a straight face
I know that in 2022 a ton of homosexuals such as yourself have had their brains destroyed by porn but not everyone has. You are clearly a shut in incel who has never been in a sports team/ any sort of competitive high test environment. Most men think nothing of being naked around one another in the army since you don’t have the luxury of private showers or your trannime filled computer in your room. There’s nothing fricking gay about it at all
>director is literally gay and puts in some obvious gay fan service
>n-no it's manly and c-cool and j-just like my gi joes
Tony scott was not gay. Where the frick are you getting this from?
I read it on reddit.
Yvan Eht Nioj
>Everyone called it out in 1986, from critics to audiences. In her review, critic Pauline Kael said that "the movie is a shiny homoerotic commercial [...] It's as if masculinity had been redefined as how a young man looks with his clothes half off." Quentin Tarantino would famously give voice to the theory that the film is actually a gay love story via a typically Tarantino-esque monologue in the movie "Sleep with Me." Neither he nor Kael are wrong.
>There are so many scenes of sweaty muscled men strutting around one another like prowling peawieners, clad in nothing but towels that seem ready to fall to the floor at a moment's notice. The guys play volleyball in the scorching sun in a scene set to the Loggins song "Playing With the Boys." It's hard not to be taken in by lines like "you can be my wingman anytime" and "I want somebody's butt, I want it now!"
>The queerness of "Top Gun" has now been widely accepted by the mainstream, even if it wasn't wholly intentional on the part of the filmmakers. In the commentary on the physical releases of the film, Tony Scott said he found inspiration for the aesthetic of "Top Gun" in a book of black and white photographs by gay photographer Bruce Weber. "Everyone was scared because it was infamous in terms of the gay community, this book," said Scott. He also acknowledged that the film had become popular with gay audiences.
>Kael was born to Isaac Paul Kael and Judith Kael (née Friedman), israeli emigrants from Poland
>bunch of leftist queers who have never set foot outside a city perceive any nudity, male camaraderie or competitiveness as gay because they watch porn all day and only ever see someone naked or doing perfunctory natural stuff like a human being in a sexual context
>In the commentary on the physical releases of the film, Tony Scott said he found inspiration for the aesthetic of "Top Gun" in a book of black and white photographs by gay photographer Bruce Weber. "Everyone was scared because it was infamous in terms of the gay community, this book," said Scott
Just another instance of gays appropriating masculine culture and making it sexual
That sounds like cope, anon.
Masculinity is inherent, homosexuality adopts traits evolutionary “engineered” for attraction of a female mate.
Masculinity evolved. It is now about sweaty bum sex.
top gun is the gayest straight movie ever made
>top gun isn't homoerotic it's about brotherhood in the military
Boy have I got news for you about brotherhood in the military, anon.
>people can’t comprehend that homoerotic doesn’t necessarily mean gay