What is this moronic shit. Why are americans like this?
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What is this retarded shit. Why are americans like this?
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Sounds based.
The combined IQ of these posters is less than 150
>Seething japoid furious that America has taken his culture and done it better yet again.
>Redditbob
Yep
Nah, I just know who I am and what I like.
They're paid shills. Nobody on this board is that tasteless.
>150
Try 15.
145+1+1+1+1.... Wait
it's one person
Why do you hate fun?
As someone how enjoys stupid pulp shlock, I was surprisingly board by the last one. Definitely worse than Skull island.
Why have I written this like a moron?
Oh, yes, I am druk.
No woman will ever look at you like this. And me neither
Kino
This makes me more excited. The first thing I thought when they were running together in the trailer was that they looked like 2 out of shape cops. Frick it, go all out slop for legendary shit.
>Why are americans like this?
i mean, they prolly inteviewed hundreds and showed the most moronic.
>equating memorization of useless facts to intelligence
of course they can't name a country there are no borders
That's a lie. That's seriously just some bullshit they made up because they saw all the autistic twitter artgay posts drawing Godzilla and Kong as SpongeBob and Patrick.
Legendary's people are nowhere near creative enough to sell a "buddy-cop" dynamic between two nonverbal characters, one of which is a big lizard, and both of which will also barely be in the movie because that's how they keep their CGI cheap.
If you fall for this, you are subhuman.
Can’t wait to see Kong surf on top of Godzilla. You know you want to see it too.
What kind of buddy cop movie can we compare them to? For example is this a Lethal Weapon type buddy cop relationship or a Bad Boys type buddy cop relationship?
>Godzilla is voiced by Jackie Chan with a asian accent
>King Kong as Chris Tucker acting like a stereotypical black
>Rush Hour part 4
Sounds kino. I want more scenes of them kicking ass together.
how i would have moved forward post godzilla vs kong
>aliens are a thing now because ghidorah
>GIGAN appears from the sky attacking major city
>MEGALON causing earthquakes and cave-ins of skyscrapers but no one knows it's a monster causing this.
>Godzilla knows it's a monster so he goes after it
>the gathering of monsters attracts Gigan and both him and Megalon gang bang Godzilla
>Godzilla retreats and APEX reveals it's been working on another robot after the Mechagodzilla failure, called JETTO JAGGA
KEK LMAO that sounds KINO unironically.
Why does it look like shit? The new Apes movie looks much better.
The new movie still looks subpar compare to the Ceaser trilogy.
I want a shot for shot remake of Training Day but with Godzilla and King Kong as Ethan Hawke and Denzel Washington respectively.
In a just, and creatively free world we'd have this already.
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KINOOOOO
And the villian will be like the Joker.
Giganotosaurus?
they need to bring this homie back
Based Toho makes gay transgender Legendary pay way more than they can afford for legacy monsters.
If this one does well enough to warrant a sequel I think they're gonna pull out Destoroyah or Gigan.
>GODZILLA YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON OUT THERE! HAND IN YOUR GUN! AND YOUR OTHER GUN!
Fricking americans, such a relationship would be completely unprecedented in kaijukino, never eve-
Tourists btfo
>OH GODZILLA, WHAT TERRIBLE LANGUAGE
why did he have to call rodan the hard r
Sounds like kino
Godzilla is just stupid cape shit anyways, make it more off the wall
have you seen minus one you stupid ape
pic related is you
I don't watch cape shit
>he watched minus fun
oof
which one will say "im gettin too old for this shit"
Godzilla
>AND YOUR OTHER CLUB
>DAMNIT KONG, YOU'RE OFF THE CASE
kek
> go from gareth edwards' dark and serious tone to this
Improvement.
DAMN IT, ZILLIA
YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON COP
I WANT YOU BADGE, AND YOUR GUN, AND YOUR RADIOACTIVE THROAT LASER
AND ZILLA
Good luck.
Sounds awesome, animals communicate nonverbally to humans all the time. Why not do giant monke to giant lizard.
>from Minus One to Goofy Bullshit
>eight minute sex scene
Yeah, no thanks.
OH NO NO NO NO
PFFFTAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kino
you are a paid shill
holy f!ck is that the infinity gauntlet!?
This isn’t even the in top 10 of silly Godzilla moments
Godzilla runs just like a fat dad.
Minilla confirmed.
Godzilla as old cranky Murtaugh and King Riggs sounds like a hilarious short/sketch idea. Movie..ehh....
We're so back.
Unironically excited for this. I hope it delivers.
God I fricking hate Americans.
Why do they always do this with Godzilla?
You know, these movies would actually be SOVLFVL if the effects were practical and not some ugly CGIslop.
General Godzilla thread?
What's your favorite Mechagodzilla design? Showa for me.
The marquee shot of them running up a hill together is very cringe.
Euros are just asshurt they're not in a gay relationship.
FUUCCCKKK YEESS. I can’t wait. I may even think about going to see it in a theatre.
I saw Minus One in theaters and I'm probably gonna see this too. It's a big year for Godzilla.
sounds like kino to me
Who’s Good Cop and who’s bad cop? Are we found to get kino dialogue where the police of chief calls one is then a “loose cannon?”
Obviously Godzilla is the bad cop. Kong is too close to the black community, and portraying them in anything less than a virtuous angle is a cardinal sin these days.
Why don’t you stop selling your IP’s to israelites?
Godzilla: I'm getting too old for this...
>Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat, 69 buttholes tied in a knot, hooray, lizard shit, frick.
Goji looks pretty cool in the most recent promotional images. Didn't know what to think about the new design till I got this good look of him.
Anorezilla transitioning.
Just be glad it's not a movie where Godzilla isn't fricking kong in the ass. Holleywood could totally push to make them a gay couple, you know if it was Disney in charge this would already have happened.
>NO DONT ANTHROPOMORPHIZE THE KAIJUS THATS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
>>NO DONT ANTHROPOMORPHIZE THE KAIJUS
Hey there's some solid kaiju porn out there, just sayin.
This will probably become some sorta porno ship
Sounds so ridiculous that it becomes based again. Who is the chief that'll be pissed at Godzilla and Kong when he's only 2 weeks away from retirement?