What is wrong with paulie? Squid Ink pasta is delicious, why did he wanted spaghetti with bolognese instead, seems a bit crude.
What is wrong with paulie?
What is wrong with paulie? Squid Ink pasta is delicious, why did he wanted spaghetti with bolognese instead, seems a bit crude.
Paulie is such a stupid butthole. If I was in the mafia, I would bust a cap in his fricking face, just so he knows that I killed him
>Paulie is such a stupid butthole
This. He's entertaining but on repeat watches he comes off as such a fricking b***h that you kinda want to do him in or forcibly retire him so he stops fricking shit up.
They’re wrong . Coffee should be served piping hot with cream, not in small cups without cream served lukewarm.
They're not wrong. Some coffee is good with cream (frick milk, milk is for homosexuals), some coffee is good as espresso.
And anything Starbucks sucks, they burn the beans and they're stale in every store.
>he doesn't like milk
>milk comes from breasts
>he doesn't like breasts
homosexual.
An iced Cortado is a treat during summer
You have a nice set of sneedigits. Do you mind if I suck your wiener? I’m a girl btw (not trans)
Alright fine, but just don’t tell anyone or I swear I’ll strangle you to death
I only told a few of my friends, don’t worry. I won’t tell the police or your wife, as long as you give $10,000. Oh wait, no, just give me $3,000
Best I can do is $5 and an old steak n shake gift card
I don’t even like steak and shake. Maybe I should just pull out my phone and dial the police right now. 9-…. 1-….
Sheesh, you win! It just can’t be a lump payment it will look too suspicious, so I’m going to have to pay at 100 and 200 dollar intervals over the course of the next few months
Should've just offered her a Jamba Juice free smoothie punch card with one hole left to punch.
I read this in Paulies voice
You have a nice set of sneedigits. Do you mind if I suck your wiener? I’m a girl btw (not trans)
Yeah why not what’s the worst that could happen
Fricking black magic.. sick shit.. FRICKING QUEERS!!
>pasta in movie
>huge pile of sketti with a tiny blob of sauce in the middle
I slather it in that shit. I hate munching on dry noodles.
bet you'll munch on any noodle you can get your hands on, homosexual
That's besides the point, but yes. Wanna meet up?
He’s Italian American, the point is they’re uncultured swine who only remembered Spaghetti and Meatballs, Pizza and lasagna. Compared to actual Italians who eat different foods
Paulie was pretty low class even for some East Coast Italian American
he's an ex-con and a professional thug
This. They've been brought up on the idea that Italian food is good when in reality it's shit
An italian chad cucked you with your ex, right?
Squid ink pasta? What’s next, rat shit soufflé?
Italian-American fare, with lots of meats and heavy use of cheese and dairy, was a display of the fabulous wealth and abundance obtained by these immigrants.
>eerrrrm in Italy we don't eat all this stuff
because Italy was a broke backwater with spectacular embarrassing poverty until like like two point five generations ago
Italians actually are reported for having the worst/most cases of stomach & acid reflux issues of any diet. Turns out lots of lactose and acidic sauces (gravy) isn't so good for you! Whodathunkit
He was being an uncultured homosexual and embarrassing himself and everyone else. He could've afforded to take a hit and eat something he didn't particularly care for just to make him and everyone else look a little classy. But the point was to illustrate how he and Tony and the others are all run-off mutt homosexuals who don't get respect from traditional Italians.
Paulie the true representation of the mafia. Uncultured, crude ruffians pretending they're the godfather. When he's getting played by Johnny Sack he's digging the last little bit of ice cream out of his bowl.
This. That's why his character is so hilarious. He's the best piss take of an American mafioso, who had been given undeserved mythical status thanks to mob films.
>You see these quads? They belong to my ma.
you answered your own question. Paulie is a crude, uncultured grug of a man who has no idea about genuine non-bastardized Italian cuisine.
I don't know why but Paulie and Ralphie are the characters that I most relate to in this show. I guess I'm really a piece of shit.
They're both despicable but they at least aren't as delusional as someone like Tony. Paulie even says it's wrong for someone like him to have kids because they shouldn't be brought up in his world.
I HATEA DA NORT
The scene where he has a mental breakdown because Carmine didn't recognize him always makes me laugh. What a fricking dipshit character.