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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch anything new

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      It's all goyslop with woke shit.

      Foreign movies are an exception.
      Btw, I recommend picrel. Egyptian B movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same and modern HBO is especially lame and ugly, entirely for nonwhites and women, insecure pussies and narcissists that care about being validated and pandered to by their prestige status symbol more than they want actually good things. And within a decade they’ll be pretending like it was never them, that it was actually some other group of people like they’re doing with the lame social justice shit now. These people actually liked Succession, modern HBO and the fans are so fricking embarrassing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not my problem

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to watch something for entertainment, not get an SJW sermon shoved down my throat. Is that really too much to ask?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >translation: I just want something that reaffirms my worldview back at me rather than challenging it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not the anon your (you) is aimed at, but this is complete bullshit. It's so blatant that even normies are picking up on it. In the first episode there are up to 10 comments about someone's whiteness and privilege. And it's a pity, because the premise of the season is good.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are comments on whiteness because the inuit population doesn't like white people. Context is important. Besides, the fricking protagonist is a white lady who thinks they're a bunch of morons. If she's gone full native and believes in spirit animals by the last episode then you might have a point, but as of this moment you don't.

          And there is not a single mention of privilege.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And there is not a single mention of privilege.
            "If she'd been white you would've investigated!"
            Almost verbatim a line from the episode. In the same dialogue, the native cop mentions being white and whiteness 3 times.
            I thought I was hyper-sensitive to this bullshit, but even my normie as frick friends, with milquetoast political opinions have picked up on it and are commenting on it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I thought I was hyper-sensitive to this bullshit
              There's a reason for that.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Again, context is important. Any mention of race for any reason is not automatically pandering or virtue signalling. In this case it's to differentiate our two leads and the fact that they see things very differently from one another. Danvers thinks the notion of race being a factor is ridiculous, and she's right because it's abundantly clear she would have investigated it just as thoroughly if the victim had been white, because she's clearly a highly competent investigator. In SJW content she'd be portrayed as wrong rather than as right. So like I said, we'll see. If she's tearfully admitting to Navarro how wrong she was by the end, then we'll talk.

              You might as well complain about the research team being multi-cultural if you want to show how out of touch with reality you are.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This trope of muh pohlees only investigating white crimes is fricking tired as shit. Especially when as a Canadian we are told constantly about muh native women going missing. They thought it was evil cops not investigating or even covering up these disappearances and formed a council to investigate it (costed 100 million dollars IIRC) and then I never heard about it again. You know why? These women arent being killed by le evil whitey theyre probably being murdered by their fricking boyfriends and husbands

                Basically, frick off with this gay tropey shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >theyre probably being murdered by their fricking boyfriends and husbands
                Which is exactly what Danvers tells her.

                Both points of view are being represented, you're just upset that they aren't exclusively representing yours.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Which is exactly what Danvers tells her.
                >Both points of view are being represented, you're just upset that they aren't exclusively representing yours.
                no she doesn't, shill, she says it's not her fault because she wasn't there, she was more than happy to blame all world problems on the white male sheriff

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She says that Ennis killed her. Ennis is vast majority inuit. Clearly implied. She thinks that one of the inuit mine workers killed her for protesting the mine populated entirely by inuits. It's almost like people disagree over things other than race occasionally!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                In America until recently I know there was a lot of red tape when it came to crimes being done either by a) a non-native doing something on native land and b) a native doing something on non-native land.
                The reservation police and the state/county police couldn't work together and solve cases so there were massive loopholes that ended up in unsolved murders and disappearences. So less a white vs native racism issue and more a shitty government red tape issue. Wouldn't be surprised if there was something like that for Canada in some way too.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              But she's set up as over-sensitive on that stuff and proven wrong in the same episode when a bunch of white men go missing and almost no one gives a flying frick.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >YOU HAVE NO POINT!!! KEEP WATCHING SO WE GET THE VIEWS AND WAIT FOR THIS VERY SPECIFIC THING TO MAYBE HAPPEN THEN GET ANGRY TO KEEP OUR SHITTY SHOW IN THE PUBLIC EYE!!!
            Nah I'd prefer to just drop it now and save my time

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              K

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"and save my time"
              >comes here everyday to shitpost about the show
              brainlet

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never watched it and never will. Not even season 1

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                (You)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice slippery slope that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'll be out of work soon, translator

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >translation: i'm too dumb to read books so i need tv shows to educate me and i cant stand that someone else watch TV shows for fun and fun only

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all books are better than all movies and TV shows
          >why yes that does mean that 50 Shades of Gray is superior to The Godfather
          >I am very smart

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You totaly missed my points which further prove that not reading books make you an imbecile.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone who says that certain artistic mediums are inherently more enlightened or intelligent than other mediums is a special breed of idiot. You can't qualitatively compare a gradient to another gradient.

          While we're at it, I require the same level of intelligence and nuance from a novel as I would anything else I bother spending my time on. This is because I enjoy thinking. You find it exhausting which is why you need breaks regularly.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What i say is that you don't learn a lot by watching a movie which last 2h30 at top. If you want to educate yourself you read a book, if you want to have fun you watch a movie. Nobody wants some woke bullshit which can be summarised as "wow women are so badly treated" in a tv show. If you want to learn about women condition you read books about it, you don't watch "true detective season 4".

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are a literal troony homosexual. Men like boobs; homosexuals don’t.
        And when a troony homosexual sees a pair of nice breasts on a girl, he gets fricking furious and jealous. Because a troony homosexual like you knows that, he will never have nice boobies or vegana. Men will always be disgusted by the likes of you. A troony homosexual like you will dream of such things, but they will never become real.
        You, a troony homosexual, will never be a real woman. Also, you will never be a real man.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What in god's name are you blathering about? Is this a copypasta?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >translation: I just want Cinemaphile Cinemaphile to reaffirm my worldview back at me rather than challenging it
        You have the whole rest of the internet that’s a sanitised safe space for immature leftists terrified of the conservative boogeyman. Why not frick off to there and never come back?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You want the exact same type of sanitized safe space. You just want it sanitized of liberals rather than conservatives.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >NO U
            I’m not going into leftist forums and correcting others’ wrongthink (and even if I wanted to I’d be v& right away anyway).
            You’re welcome to provide opposing points of view. But you don’t, because you can’t actually point to any tangible widespread benefits to politicising entertainment with divisive bullshit. You just come in here and screech at others for having opinions that differ to your own.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You just come in here and screech at others for having opinions that differ to your own
              Whereas you are doing something completely different from that.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NO U again
                Yes it is different, because you invite criticism by not providing any opinion other than “but that’s wrongthink”.
                Go ahead, prove me wrong, tell me how having this show roll out fictions about white cops not investigating native disappearances is a good thing. Or are you only able to scream “you’re not allowed to have that opinion!” like the average woketard?
                >Now go away or I will NO U! you a third time

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >“but that’s wrongthink”.
                Just because you have a buzzword to label opinions you don't like doesn't mean it's not an opinion you don't like. You don't have a problem with shows being political, in fact you want them to be political because you want them to have YOUR politics. You only have an issue when politics other than yours are represented, even if they are directly contrasted in the same breath (almost like the show wants you to think for yourself or something). So yeah, I'm calling you a hypocrite. That's my opinion. Don't like it? Why not cry about it some more, that seems to be working wonders.
                >Go ahead, prove me wrong, tell me how having this show roll out fictions about white cops not investigating native disappearances is a good thing
                I already did.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ascribes motives to me that can then be attacked
                Classic strawman. Yeah, I thought you couldn’t, thanks for proving it.
                Just so we’re clear I’m asking you to put forward your own opinions instead of simply criticising others’.
                >I already did.
                LOL, LMAO even. Where did you do that?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ascribes motives to me that can then be attacked
                If you want me to stop saying NO U, you really ought to stop constantly accusing me of things you're guilty of doing.
                >LOL, LMAO even. Where did you do that?
                Here:

                There are comments on whiteness because the inuit population doesn't like white people. Context is important. Besides, the fricking protagonist is a white lady who thinks they're a bunch of morons. If she's gone full native and believes in spirit animals by the last episode then you might have a point, but as of this moment you don't.

                And there is not a single mention of privilege.

                Again, context is important. Any mention of race for any reason is not automatically pandering or virtue signalling. In this case it's to differentiate our two leads and the fact that they see things very differently from one another. Danvers thinks the notion of race being a factor is ridiculous, and she's right because it's abundantly clear she would have investigated it just as thoroughly if the victim had been white, because she's clearly a highly competent investigator. In SJW content she'd be portrayed as wrong rather than as right. So like I said, we'll see. If she's tearfully admitting to Navarro how wrong she was by the end, then we'll talk.

                You might as well complain about the research team being multi-cultural if you want to show how out of touch with reality you are.

                >theyre probably being murdered by their fricking boyfriends and husbands
                Which is exactly what Danvers tells her.

                Both points of view are being represented, you're just upset that they aren't exclusively representing yours.

                She says that Ennis killed her. Ennis is vast majority inuit. Clearly implied. She thinks that one of the inuit mine workers killed her for protesting the mine populated entirely by inuits. It's almost like people disagree over things other than race occasionally!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NO U again
                Okay I’m done with your stupidity. Have a wonderful Disney day.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you got BTFod hard buddy. might want to find a new hobby

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You've basically come right out and criticized me for being a 'leftist'. I only criticized you for being a hypocrite. You criticized the show for pandering to leftists. I complimented the show for representing opposing viewpoints in equal measure. So who's really the politically motivated one here, newfriend?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                wasnt me you moron I'm just another anon weighing in

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gets asked to explain why he thinks IDPOL in a media product is a good idea
                >Misunderstands this repeatedly as a request to point out plot points in a specific show
                >Strawmans other people’s opinions because it’s the only way he can go on the attack
                >”I accept your concession”
                Bravo moron-kun, bravo.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gives opinion on TV show
                >well now you are obligated to defend EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER SEEN THAT I DO NOT LIKE to me
                >actually I'm not, I'm going to keep talking about the show that is the topic of the thread
                >HAH! A strawman! I WIN!
                Learn what a strawman is and stop being so fricking stupid

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you not the insufferable twat that posted

                >translation: I just want something that reaffirms my worldview back at me rather than challenging it

                , which is literally a strawman of the highest order?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Name one(1!) establishment... anything (from show to product) that embraces and promotes what you think your Cinemaphile strawmans' politics are, I'll wait.

                Meanwhile we can name thousands upon thousands of instances of identity politics used for no other reason than propaganda, leading to a lesser experience - if said instance of id.pol is used in media.

                I don't need a police procedural to use terms like "white privilege" - because:
                a) Noone would ever talk like this in said shows' setting
                b) If I wanted to broaden my sociopolitical horizons and get informed on how whitey = bad I'd be reading a book, attending a lecture, watching a TedTalk and doing something with academic, societal value.

                I know you're probably baiting and I see what you're trying to say about muh conservative safespace (true) but you're really not as heckin smarterino as you think you are.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Name one(1!) establishment... anything (from show to product) that embraces and promotes what you think your Cinemaphile strawmans' politics are, I'll wait.
                Exactly, that's why you're so angry, because you feel your views are not being represented. My views aren't represented either, but I don't mind because I don't need the media I consume to constantly tell me I'm right.
                >Meanwhile we can name thousands upon thousands of instances of identity politics used for no other reason than propaganda, leading to a lesser experience
                Oh, I'm sure you can.
                >I don't need a police procedural to use terms like "white privilege"
                It didn't. It was at best implied.
                >I'd be reading a book, attending a lecture, watching a TedTalk and doing something with academic, societal value
                Whereas I'd argue that none of that has any societal or academic value anymore than watching a TV show does. Besides, I'm not looking to be enlightened by a TV show. I just want it to be interesting, and preaching unapologetically to one side of the political spectrum or the other is not interesting.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want my politics, homosexual, and I sure don't want yours. I want non-moronic politics to be the mainstream, not moronic politics. why is that controversial?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because by "non-moronic" you mean politics you agree with. Unless you want to provide me a comprehensive list of political ideologies you differ with but still respect and appreciate. Apparently "cops are not immaculate at their jobs at all times" is not one of them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >n fact you want them to be political because you want them to have YOUR politics.
                It'd be nice to see some differing views represented in media, but you'll never get that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes? because liberals hold onto most major spaces online and are pandered to the most in media. frick off

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want the world sanitized of liberals

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the rationale behind ~ 80% of modern primetime tv.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's typical for primetime TV to be 80% terrible. During the golden era of TV it was like 75% and before that it was 100%

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >translation of "challenging your worldview": shitting all over whites in the most obnoxious way possible
        no cant say that i like that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How's that working out for ya? Disney on the ropes, Hollywood tanking year by year, Korea and Japan are now the centre for global entertainment. Yeah nice job dumbass.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care how much money mega multi-million dollar corporations are making and neither should you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who gives a shit about global entertainment? I don't care what some pajeet or some french guy consumes. You'll all continue to obsess over Americans including browsing this American made site.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Odd seeing as how 99.9% of television reaffirms your backwards-ass worldview.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't know what my worldview is. I don't like most television.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watching television shouldn’t be a challenge.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Excellent bait

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bingo. Capitalism has turned people into psychopaths who identify with what costs the most money. "That billionaire over there, I identify with him, and the movies he makes. Eww, an indie director? He's not rich, therefore I don't identify with him. I am standing there next to Elon Musk, that billionaire is definitely me." When the truth is that if we were in cavemen times you would be huddled over a stone pit smashing stones together being unable to even start a fire, like the moronic buffoon you are.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I just want something that reaffirms my worldview back at me rather than challenging it
        this is the cry of the leftard.

        The blacks you see on television in the past have almost always been White presenting. They're easing up on that and making them a little Black personish, where they 'bootyshake' and use bad grammar, but still they are still portrayed as highly competent and moral. They're never presented as the population that commits the vast majority of violent crime in the country.

        The homosexuals you see on television aren't the hyperpromiscuous narcissistic sociopaths that the data tells us they are, they're hetero-presenting. They're all in long-term loving monogamous relationships. They bicker like adorable old married couples. You never see the egregiously high rates of domestic abuse or child abuse these populations commit depicted.

        If anything, the purpose of these television shows is to confirm leftarded worldview BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MANIFEST IN REALITY. People who aren't leftards don't need their worldview 'confirmed' by the television because they find confirmation elsewhere.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ahh yes, the traditional white man's gang initiation.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you purposely try to antagonize the audience with ideas and themes you know it finds repulsive. People want entertainment, not a communist subversive city college level sociology class poorly disguised as artistic expression.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    probably the most forgettable personality of all time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        well post her most entertaining scenes then

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cue the mudshark gif

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're only one episode in, so anyone who isn't reserving judgement at this point is a turbo moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >surely episode 2 will be better
      >okay, maybe episode 3 will be better
      >i'm absolutely positive episode 4 will turn it around
      >guys just please watch it
      >g-gguys?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care if you watch it. I was commenting on the audience score, which is the point of the thread. Take your medication.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this is your brain on yuropoor

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gets BTFO
            >begins building strawmen

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is the most moronic reply I've read yet, and I've just been to Cinemaphile

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Episodes 1-3 were shit in season 1 too

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those were the best episodes. Show fell off after them. I was there.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I watched one episode back in 2014. Didn't interest me at all. Never looked back.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how_do_you_know_its_shit_it_isnt_even_out_yet.png

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes that's precisely the kind of turbo moronation I'm talking about

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Haha why would anyone form an opinion based on first impressions, that’s for morons
      The showrunners have an amazing opportunity to create something that appeals to the widest possible audience from the opening moments and chose divisive identity politics and woke pandering. The failure to vocally express appreciation for the show is not the fault of the audience, newfriend.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The showrunners have an amazing opportunity to create something that appeals to the widest possible audience from the opening moments
        So basically you're not mad that they're pandering, you're just mad that they aren't pandering to you. Good to know.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, did you misunderstand ‘widest possible audience’?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pandering to the widest possible audience is the worst kind of pandering. It's how you create a bland, tasteless thing with no identity that will appeal to no one except the braindead.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Star Wars: A New Hope begs to differ.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really. Critics at the time called it the death of cinema for a reason.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And they were wrong. It was a revolution for the science fiction genre, special effects, merchandising and more.

                homie really? that is the most braindead normie shit imaginable

                It is now, but not at the time. Whites, blacks, browns all lined up to watch it and it was dubbed into just about every language on earth. Universal themes and all that. Pretty much everyone on earth loved it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Whites, blacks, browns all lined up to watch it and it was dubbed into just about every language on earth
                Like I said, the braindead

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >merchandising
                Well at least you admit it's consumerist tripe masquerading as a movie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Universal themes
                Art should be challenging. As a result it will alienate some people. Anyone who pushes back at that is a businessman, not an artist.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie really? that is the most braindead normie shit imaginable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm done watching second episodes if the first is shit. I'm not watching 4 40 minute episodes just to get the seal of approval to call it shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're entitled to that, just like I am entitled to deem you a turbo moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go watch 8 seasons of trash before leaving your next review, I'll be over here not doing that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      your show is trash. deal with it

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Positives
    >jodie foster tries her hardest even tho the dialogue is pretty clunky
    >the setting, small mining city in the middle of fricking nowhere alaska during the 6 months of night
    >the paranormal stuff they have teased which will amount to nothing but its cool
    >the link between the murder and the banishing of the science facility through the parka was great

    Negatives
    >the dialogue is clunky
    >leaning too hard into the big grrrl boss, jodie foster and the trooper are smart and determined the other 2 officers are stupid lazy and wimpy
    >the trooper actress has some great acted bits then some that seem straight out of a high school play
    >the lesbian daughter, all of her
    >the cgi animals
    >>the investigation scene of jodie foster going over the files was cringe and for such a pivotal part of the episode (the parka) it should have been handled better
    >the music, what the frick is going on there, im all up for the native chants for ambience but the songs were super weird choices
    >the cinematography was meh, you get that gorgeous shot of the truck at the beginning, night all around only the beam lights and in the distance the science installation and then they abandon any kind of artistic shot, even the final reveal was shitty and it was the only other shot they put some effort onto

    I will keep watching it cause im interested a bit on the investigation but i fear they have tried to set up something too big and will fall on their faces trying to solve it satisfyingly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are a decent contributor to this utter disgrace of a board. You deserved dubs but it wasn’t to be.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much my thoughts on it too.
      I liked the young cop though. He started wimpy but got better as the episode went on.
      The characters were almost all set up as unlikable with some hints of future character development/reveals. Even the daughter had a (very small) moment when you could tell she wasn't just a dumb zoomie.
      But yeah, the setting is key for me. I love that kind of things.
      Time to go rewatch a few Kinos like The Thing, Atanarjuat, The Snow Walker and Smilla's Sense of Snow.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good post

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People hated S2 but I thoroughly enjoyed it even if it's nowhere near S1 quality, I think i'll give this a spin once there's at least three episodes out.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Billy Eyelash starts playing

    Dropped.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dropped.
      I love how people say that like anyone cares but them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You cared enough to reply

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Making fun of you is fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was her? I don't listen to that kind of music, but I hated it too ass an opening song. I would have loved some native chants instead. Would have been more on point and if they didn't use some generic ones, it could have been great and theme appropriate.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easily the worst intro of the show.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reviewbombing is... le bad!
    >oh wait it's... le good!
    >oh no it's really... le bad!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      leaving a positive review for something you liked is not "review bombing", you idiot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and leaving a negative review for something you disliked is "review bombing?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you create a bunch of dummy accounts to leave several hundred negative reviews, yes. Otherwise no.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            and how would she know that's the case?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How do you know it isn't?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i don't but it seems convenient that
                >if i get negative feedback it's review bombing
                >if i get positive feedback it's honest appreciation of my genius work of art

                also if i try to watch it objectively it's just not that good
                so i can totally believe people don't like it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not really interested in baseless conjecture about the motivations behind a tweet. I provided the definition of review bombing since you seemed unclear. The point is encouraging people who liked a show to leave a positive review is not encouraging review bombing.
                >also if i try to watch it objectively
                You can't, it's a subjective medium

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                fair enough

                >You can't, it's a subjective medium
                yes and if i shit in your mouth you might like it because taste is a subjective
                it still remains shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not interested in your grade school analogies either.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you might thinks it's a bad argument
                but remember everything is subjective so i sitll win

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now you're getting it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The difference is that most people who review bomb don't even watch it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then leaving a negative review for something you didn't like is not "review bombing" either, you dolt.
        >inb4 only le bad side does that!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say it was.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood israelites have begun b***hslapping their diversity hires for attacking the viewers. What's going on?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >attacking the viewers
        in this case even women and diversity goons liked season one and are very vocal about it

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you guys mad about this time?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      same thing as always.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What are you guys mad about this time?
      I've noticed that leftists don't use the word 'chud' anymore.
      What happened?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was never used by leftist in the first place. At least not on this page. It was used by the center and right to mock the far right.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are not entitled to a positive review.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    57% is way too high for this pile of shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      audience scores are always wrong

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pizzaman isn't a particularly good writer but at least he's interested in writing compelling stories. This new chick writer for the show only cares about political proselytizing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And what would be your example of a good writer?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scott Ryan

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes. That would explain why I've never heard of him

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats a shame

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just watched it, it was mad boring
    and yeah the frick men / frick white people shit stood out and sounded clunky
    just made me want to rewatch the terror

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fake, it's even better than season 1

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >Still using tomato-scammer website
    Bait thread

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a bit silly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What you didn't like the dancing ghost?? Or the eternally flickering lights? Or....
      >SHE'S AWAKE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eternally flickering lights
        would unironically been kino if they had used it once during an exceptionally eerie scene, instead it feels like they're ticking horror trope checkboxes.
        less is often way more when it comes to horror and thrillers.
        all the other crap can be explained away by them schizoing out, even tho it's silly nonetheless

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it really that bad or just people reacting troonery and shit? I was just gonna watch it for Jodie

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Nothing's wrong with me

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look up guardian review
    >praises it for having women
    >also dumps on series 1 for having men

    It's all so tiresome.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wrote a negative 1/2 star review because of the twitter post. I made a RT account just to shit on this piece of SHIT season.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the problem this time? Is it really just because it dares to have women in lead roles? And I thought we liked Jodie Foster?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is fricking boring and stuffed to the brim with overcrowded plots and subplots.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So the same reasons that S2 filtered the frick out of you basically

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely fricking not you moronic incel homosexual moron. I am the biggest season 2 fan out of any of these posers. This season genuinely SUCKS ass.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do anyway.
      But the whole all the bosses are women trope was a tad hamfisted. Take it from where it comes I guess. It entertained me, which is kind of the point.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's primary purpose is to push progressive messaging

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing to me how people can sit there and deny that most of TV is now overtly sociopoltical and geared towards women, while also gleefully reveling in those facts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      leftists argue in bad faith partly because they're blind to themselves

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think anyone on this board worked on that show

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird that the Lovecraftian stuff is being leaned into so hard for this season. Either it really is a failed sequel to The Terror, or they'll ruin it by doing some "no it was something else mundane" twist at the end.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only lovecraftian thing about this show are the woke agendas of the makers.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just know rust is going to turn up at the end of the season.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    as one of the few people on Cinemaphile that actually watches Cinemaphile and actually watched this show-
    I enjojyed it and i'm not afraid to admit it. I'm going to keep watching it until the EoS(end of season).
    also, you can tell 99.99% of the people posting didn't even watch the show. lmao.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the absolute frick up you SHILL. It's terrible and if you like it then you are terrible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the absolute frick up you SHILL. It's terrible and if you like it then you are terrible.

      now kiss

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dis cayse…..dem keedz

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 3 was a total waste of fricking time and acting talent

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disregarding everything else, the director should’ve immediately gone back to the drawing board when they saw how bad the CGI animals looked. The show is on shaky ground right from the start.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That combined with the blatantly paranormal crap that will most definitely not be explained in a satisfactory manner.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The psychiatrists seem to think I’m a paranoid schizophrenic but I don’t believe them

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I felt the CGI was fine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awful. I don’t know why shows keep trying to do this. The polar bear was atrocious.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting Ring Two vibes from this shit. Doesn’t matter how """good""" and """real""" ShitGI looks, it’s not actually there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get there's no way you would be able to do a heard of elk running of a cliff with real animals, but did they have to do close-ups of their faces? And that last slo-mo shot of an elk screaming as it goes over the cliff, it even does a pose. That and the polar bear, I thought I was watching Polar Express. Fricking embarrassing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The CGI was mid but caribou don’t bugle like elk, they grunt. Maybe if the homosexual showrunners shot the thing in alaska instead of iceland local talent would’ve corrected their idiocy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I thought those were supposed to be elk.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Elk have black beards on their necks and chins and don’t live north of the arctic circle. They’re only in the southeast of alaska.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it, and I especially liked GILF Jodie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some lucky woman gets to eat that mature pussy

      It's not fair, bros.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cgi deer
    Dropped it right there

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have we found another heavily male skewed IP?

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile calls me reddit for liking the Sopranos and that the TRVE Cinemaphile show is True Detective
    >this shit
    Lmao

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is like that time they replaced JigC with JigShe.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >radio static
    >you're not going to believe this
    >it's a perfect storm
    made me laugh out loud

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not that bad. Enjoyed ep 1 more on a rewatch. HBO did doom the show when they gave it the True Detective moniker. Apparently the creator of this season, pitched the show as its on thing, and HBO rolled it under the True Detective name. It is better than S2 ep1 and on par with S3 ep 1 thus far. The editing feels a bit faster than we're accustomed to with the series, and I am a bit nervous about Pizzolatto being off. This person is a relative newcomer to the format, and whether they can manage to keep it going, it is too soon to say.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >White men are evil
    >Everyone else is good
    So profound.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was alright lads apart from the dead guy doing interpretive dance in the snow that was really cringe how it was done

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same here. I thought it was a good start. The interpretive dance was very cringe though. Reminded me of that scene in the OA lol.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched it last night. Was pretty shit. Starting out with poor CG animals really set a tone. Jodie Foster and the kid are the only good things.

    Prediction:
    >there is no supernatural shit, the elk running off the cliff is due to whatever the scientists were doing, the ghost the same thing
    >Jodie Foster not liking "Twist and Shout" is going to come back as a song that was playing during a past traumatic moment for her, it's painfully obvious

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TV shows and movies aren’t a replacement for a personality or a social movement. Stop being so personally invested over movie reviews.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 78 from critics

    That's shockingly low for True Detective

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew this was bad just looking at the main characters

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe it's just trash?

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will end up being a 5/10 season that some claim is terrific because of its politics and others claim is the worst thing that's ever aired. Like all of these middling modern shows.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter what people claim, it will be a failure like every single woke show.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    posting in this thread because the other ones are bait.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calling it now, the girl died in a machinery accident while trying to sneak in to get some proof of the mine's wrongdoings. The star wounds and broken body are from her falling in some kind of boring machine. The tongue was found by the scientists inside that machine just before they went missing (frozen, that's why it didn't rot).
      How that relates to the main plot idk yet. Maybe there's some ancient biological material in the machine that was dug up and it contaminated the water or used the girl's tongue as a base to multiply itself into a life form or something kinda like in the Ring (the books about a sentient psychic/biological virus, not the ghost story movies they made out of those books).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >machinery accident
        doesn't explain why that one researcher guy is wearing her jacket on a later photograph

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She took it off before the accident and someone found it and just put it in with the rest of the generic coats. Then someone pick out out to wear at some point.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one pays me to praise trash.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking maybe I should continue Season 2 in the meantime. I stopped watching after the big shootout episode. That was years ago.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped exactly there too but, if anything, this [current year] shit makes me not want to watch it even more.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God i watched the first episode until the nigress beast with cheekpiercings showed up - jesus christ what a fricking ugly beast.
    Scrolled through the rest of the episode, skipped the parts with Black folk and watched the end bit - is this literally some native supernatural shit??? Reallly?? Ffs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >native supernatural shit
      those are hopefully just schizo imaginations because of poisonings or something. don't know what's up with the electronic devices fricking themselves sporadically tho.
      it honestly feels like they'll go down the supernatural route as they probably intended all along before the true detective trademark got attached to the project

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pizza Lasso said it was going to go back to the King in Yellow/Carcosa style of hinted supernatural shit like in season 1. But not the KiY specifically. I'm thinking Algernon Blackwood's Wendigo/August Derleth's Ithaca with some folklore mixed in. Probably even some things like Wendigo Psychosis and the Dyatlov Pass incident.
        I just hope it's not just Hamaladingdong's The Happening set in the north.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is this some scooby doo shit ?
        They went too far with the supernatural. No explanation for that will make sense

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