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beaner genes are unforgiving
she went from 9/10 to 12/10
She's got Lupus, an autoimmune disorder in which both the disease and the meds used to control it make you gain a ton a weight.
She's had Lupus. Look at her from season 1 of her cooking show (2020) compared to now. It's not Lupus (it's never Lupus).
Lupus can be controlled with meds but it can always come back with harsher symptoms.
It's called Prednisone. You don't understand because you don't require it's use. What's it like talking out of your butthole? Do you do it in public too?
Based prednisone inspired rage poster
I took it for 6 months. Within a week of taking it wanted to pick fights with strangers
The point is that she had lupus for years already before she got fat.
Can confirm prednisone is a b***h. Even when I went off it the moon face never left.
Predisone sucks hard. I was on it 3 different times in my life, and the final time i was on it for 2 years which fricked me up good.
pic related is me before prednisone and 2 months later on high dosage pred. I felt terrible
Jeez, that's pretty drastic in only two months. Especially when you take into account the increased metabolism when you're a kid.
I dont remember the dosage but i want to guess it was somewhere high like 60mg.
my body grew so fast I still have stretch marks from it. The moonface shattered my self confidence because i felt fat and ugly even though the rest of my body was still thin
>She's got Lupus, an autoimmune disorder in which both the disease and the meds used to control it make you gain a ton a weight.
Stop it man, you almost made me blow a vein in my wiener.
I did that not long ago and weird sludge came out for a while definitely would not recommend.
just eat less taco
>Brosnan.gif
it's never actually lupus, moron
Don't confuse these fools with mere facts, hatred is all they have,
she had a kidney transplant, shes on all kinds of steroid and anti organ rejection medication, thats why she looks the way she does
>left = SEX
>right = even more SEX
fify
someone draw chubby selena voring skinny selena
damn she got even better
lana del rey gets fat and ugly
>omg gross
selena gomez gets fat and ugly
>omg hotttt
why is the world so racist against whites?
They're both pretty gross tbh. But Selena does cover herself up better when heavy. The next season of her cooking show should be low-calorie meals only.
One has booba
lana del rey is disgusting
always has been
Lana was ugly as shit when she was skinny and hot now, wtf are you talking about?
let me guess, you are black
Only where it counts...in my credit score, haha
and your love of obese women
Got my ass
Lana del taco exposes her roll of fats with small sized shorts and shirts. She's a disgusting bawd now. But she was hot in her prime with solid thighs
Yep. In fact the only reason they started accepting 'curvy' women was Beyonce and JLo. A white girl gets fat HEAVEN FORBID
we all have to do our part by fattening women.
It's because lana reminds me of a dirty ass b***h
soemone please post more fat lana
i wish she would stop being coy
I don't, the allure dies fast once you've seen it all, ultimately the tease is more fun
she's fricking disgusting now
if you think 2022 selena is attractive you are definitely a black man
or maybe you're just a homosexual
you're black, aren't you
>straight
>white
>male
>black
>chubby
>chaser
i'm just not a homosexual that gets turned off by women, homosexual
Not black but you do however sound like a homosexual. Maybe you even molest boys?
I just want her to sit on my face and drown me in her piss and pusy juice. Is that really asking so much?
I would love to sexually disappoint either version of her + wizards of waverly place version
base~!
she is just such a cutie, and from the few interviews I've seen, also a sweetheart. God bless her!
She's a pill popper. Beiber fricked her up, bad.
>She's a pill popper.
it's not a drug problem when you actually have a dangerous chronic illness
Didn't she get an organ from a friend and then continue to smoke, drink, and do drugs?
She's coming along nicely
When I saw his wife I truly understood pic related
Yes, I'll have the Bond Burger. Medium rare.
last night i pierced your sister's buns
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
Secretly pounded.
Last night I infiltrated your sister's patty
Bros(nan), last night I...
>beef-pattied
>special-sauced
>lettuced
>cheesed
>pickled
>onioned
>and sesame-seeded
...your sister's buns.
>mexican girl reaching her 30's
>its getting fat
like pottery
Christ she turned into such a fat little Hispanic, didn't she?
They all do
And the saddest part -or based- it's that she looks way better than many fat anglo girls.
She's half Anglo. Where do you think her soft white skin came from?
>Cinemaphile pushed her, lovato, and moner relentlessly
>they all turned out to be quintessential ugly goblinas
Which one next
Right is so breedable
Bieber gave this up for an anorexic and having to listen to Alec Baldwin rant about Trump every family meal time.
Justin and his wife unironically pissed off the grim reaper. His face is paralyzed because of shingles and his wife had a stroke at 25
Yeah the grim reaper not an untested experimental clot shot
Bieber is in his mid 20s and looks like a meth head surfer who lives out of his van
Based.
>You're welcome.
Cinemaphile is nothing but a bunch of chubby chasers and would prefer old, fat Selena over her younger, slender self.
i'd take both for completely different reasons and you're gay if this isn't your line of thought
Wrong.
I ONLY frick young, skinny girls.
Not old, fat, busted, bloated women.
gays on full force today, go back to discord homosexual.
i bet you love scooping out the cheese made from sweat and skin flakes from under their rolls of flab, you heterosexual you
>i bet you love scooping out the cheese made from sweat and skin
Yea from ur mom homosexual hahahHAHAHAHAH
spotted the homosexuals
All the women you frick have wieners and btw you get it in the bum. You get wiener in the anus homosexual
how can a post made by troony degenerate be this obvious kek
>everyone is a troony
ywabac
>hur dur you're gay if you wouldn't frick literally any woman, no matter how fat and gross they are
kys homosexual
Vanessa better eat up if she doesn't want to fall behind
She's such a perfect frick god fricking damnit
women are so beautiful it hurts physically
I genuinely love women and wish I was dumber so I could ignore how the vast majority are insane and would ruin my life
Give it about 15 years little zoomie and you won't give a shit anymore.
>you will never grab her tummy and call her "vanessa pudgens"
>you will never grab her tummy and call her "vanessa pudgens"
I do that to my mom as I fatten her and wear her breasts like a hat
Shes Philipino
mamacita...
why the frick is she putting the spoon over her shoulder like that REEEEEE
No one who actually knows their way around a kitchen does that. I also cringed.
Right would be fine if her face wasn’t so weird
Looks like she turned in to a Chinaman
Her face is so cute
THe Biebs was a lucky man, should have stuck with her for the current prime slampig model.
I heard he got face paralysis, maybe she sat on it and broke it
Latinas may age like milk but goddamn do I love cheese
I worked at a warehouse that was predominantly latinas. They hit the wall incredibly fast but frick are they hot. And very very womanly and feminine. They love to dress sexy and be girly which was refreshing considering other places I worked where if you even complimented a woman she'd act like you were gonna rape her.
mexican here, yes, this is common
do yourself a favor a go asian like the rest of the world.
More of a Pudgens fan.
based taste
All me.
fat arms never lie
That's how I knew my wife would become a titcow.
in what universe is Vanessa Hudgens fat
the aesthete universe
what's with the giant sneakers
I would watch this film.
>tfw no native/pinay mixed gf
Never.
How can someone be so cute, and yet not be my wife?
I love that the Bases Department has an architect wing now. Makes getting through to them and receiving calls so much easier.
I hate working out and eating right
I wish I had a cute girl to just get fat and happy with
never have to run or lift weights ever again, just eat junk and watch movies and be happy with her, have like 6 babies that we can't afford
literally just find any mexican girl, this is their end game
i live in poland 🙁
i have never seen a foreign woman in my entire life
You're so lucky 🙁
Lol peasant
Move to Spain? Not like there is anything holding you back in terms of borders and stuff.
Why do you think a fat woman would want a fat guy lmfao? Get on roids moron.
if I was on roids I wouldn't want a fat woman moron
>if I was on roids I wouldn't want a fat woman moron
Yeah you would, they frick with your brain. Haven't you seen Arnold's maid?
Marry me
Are you a real grill?
left: no sex
right: alot of sex
What does an alot of sex look like?
well see the picture she is full of "joy"
Love the chubbiness but she is completely waxed so frick that, she used to have really hot hairy arms and belly.
>Love the chubbiness but she is completely waxed so frick that, she used to have really hot hairy arms and belly.
This.
>search "selena gomez 2022"
>no fatty selena pics
pls help
Did you see her on SNL the other week? She's back down 🙁
show
Who is she selling that urine to and how do I get involved in that racket?
you won't be able to sample the product if you're involved in its distribution
The fate of all latinx.
you homosexuals need to get laid once in your lives. you have shite taste
We get it, you’re gay
having shit taste is what gets you laid in the first place, anon
Bit gay.
Imagine the taste
>Never heard an Iron Maiden song
Frick you. Take off that shirt right now young lady.
If you can't tell Vanessa would be an absolute beast in the bedroom, you're an incel who has never fricked a bawd before (let alone the rarest of all of them, practically a unicorn: the family-oriented bawd).
>having a body count in the low three figures is... LE GOOD!
You have to get to them when they're in the low single digits. The only window to catch a prime unicorn is when you're still in high school or during the first half of university (they're still great fricks after that but every month they move further away from lockdown material to just another bawd).
Spring Breakers
Spring Breakers is top tier
Not her.
Science has gone way to far this time!
has here anyone seen her cooking show? is it any good?
>Gopuff
perfect
she looks huge in the video too
Whoa that’s a bit too chunky
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
left = sex
right = babymaking and family starting
That must be awesome to reject a girl like her because she must go batshit insane crazy over rejection. I would literally fap for weeks non stop thinking about her being mad af because I do not want to insert my penis into her weewee.
MAMI
left is sex
right is sex
and candy
Left: she could get it
Right: she NEEDS it
What exactly makes latinas produce this type of body as they age? It's honestly incredible.
nonstop diet of beans, tortillas and meat
So beans make your ass huge..... good to know.
It's the guacamole
All they do is eat candy and drink soda constantly. And are drama obsessed. I dated a few of them. It was fun because they love to be women and take on the partner support role. Also very horny. But the family is usually crazy (one of my ex's uncle openly flirted with her constantly at family parties and nobody batted an eye) I'm very against marriage but if I wasn't I'd settle for a Latina.
latina genes kicking in. she will either become fat and frumpy; or her breasts will grow larger, sucking all the fat on her body up like a sponge
left looks like my ex gf's roommate
right looks like my ex gf
Did I date the right person?
(Though I think at least one night I might have had fun with both had I pushed it.)
You dated the right one
Selena having a weird degenerative disease. Justin just coming out about also having a weird degenerative disease. They both seem as decent as Hollywood celebrities can get. Somethings off.
They're both vaxxed
they were druggies together
>Decent
Nah, Foy is decent. Selena was a party bawd for 5+ years
Selena's has been open about this disease for years now, like a decade at this point.
The Bieber thing is new.
There isn't any weird connection behind it, people just get fricked sometimes, especially as they age.
>there isn't any connection
Synchronicity.
Disney child stars are all fricked. Remember Miley?
Fat walled roastie, no thanks
the goblina genes are taking over lads
I NEED both Selena and Vanessa to start in a Spring Breakers sequel right NOW! in fact, delay production for a year so they can put on some extra weight for the role, it'll be perfect. recently released from jail after the events of the first movie, both of them get right back to what they were doing in the previous film..
GORDITA
her.
I find everyone unattractive compared to myself tbh. I've never found any person irl or celebrities attractive.
GOBLINA! GOBLINA!
goblina goblinez
That little kid face ruins her for me. Nice body though.
we must go further
based doing the Dew umbrella goblina.
if i had nice breasts i would play with them literally all day every day
ywnbaw
Wait a second…Selena Gomez is an actress? I thought she was just hot.
>trigger discipline
>aiming at someone
burritos are fricking moronic
>reddit finger
Look at her, she's so happy. Why would you want to take this from her?
cooking shows are for moms and grandmas
MODS
Erm.
mommy...
I don't like her face t b h
she has the jaw of a black troony. rest of her is hot though.
holy shit those MILKERS
lol didnt read thread
>ywn drink a bottle of sparkling gomez urine
Reminder that any woman under 300 pounds is not being fed enough.
I'm sure Elle utterly mogged her
Elle has a weird nose
keeeeeek the only way Elle can mog is by mogging how badly others have been mogged
>If you want me at my BEST then you'll get me at my BESTER also 🙂
what do you mean? young thots blowing up to over 300lbs is funny and hot
Based. Hope you too have a titcow of your own.
Yes sir. Especially when you give young thots a cooking show, implicitly letting their inner glutton off the leash. It may take one season, it may take five, but she'll start gaining weight slowly but surely, and by the time she realizes what she's been doing to herself it'll be too late. She'll be addicted by then, addicted to the grease and the lard and the sugar and the salt.
God I love fat b***hes
Agreed. And in my experience, her friends are then unleashed as well. Every woman desires to be the largest in the group, to dominate the others in size and appetite.
You guys make Reddit look great by comparison,
Cool go there, fricking troon homo.
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>You guys make Reddit look great by comparison
YWNBAW
Hailey looks like a boy compared to Selena's soft curves
THE ONE WHERE SHE GETS EVEN FATTER
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Gourmez > pissing in a cup Gomez > spring breakers Gomez
glad to see she's returning to her natural habitat
I don't like fatties at all, I don't like this(because they're just fat tubs of lard), I barely even tolerate muffin tops.
But for.some reason, if you remove the fat in her arms I would wife the shit out of her though
you need to come to terms with yourself and realize that you're an architect in the making
Is that Ezra Miller on the left? GTFO this is Slena country
thicc SelGo is designed for marriage and breeding
Imagine her low groans and roars as you ground-pound her
Bros, when is Only Murders In This Building coming back?
2 weeks from now
Would happily put an anchor baby in right.
Minority schizo incels are always more entertaining than white schizo incels. Keep going, please.
it actually beggars belief how Selena hasn't got knocked up yet
that's not her
No, this isn't a fake.
It's really her.
There's another pic where she's sun bathing topless.
She's been doing coke and fasting, not fat in 2022.
wtf is up with her skull shape?
she's just gonna get fat again and look even fatter than before
that's how the cycle always goes
Extremely based and correct
left face with right body
pure SEX
That goes beyond simple architecture
That's Extreme Engineering at this point
Is that a deep fake?
it's just a look alike thot
Lmao don’t tell you missed out on her nudes leak
can't believe she is younger than me
Nah
Left - dies in childbirth
Right - gives birth to twins and is ready to frick on the delivery bed
>�
imagine being so schizo that your schizo nonsense produces invalid UTF-8 characters lmao
>Burning the frick out of toast, pancakes and eggs.
She needs to stick to taking thirst trap selfies and making coomer bait movies. She clearly can't do anything else.
it would have been hilarious to see stuff of this quality back in the waifu posting days
Selena GOMAD
Thickened cream is more effective than milk.
t. Husband to titcow
She looks so soft.
Just wait until the next hundred pounds then you will start to realise what true softness is.
Wtf webms are playing on my iPhone now!?!
isn't there a video of her sunbathing topless now?
Yea it’s from the same set as the webms of her in this thread
I can't believe how much hotter she's become since she started her all Taco diet.
she looks like a girl who doesn't know how she got pregnant
too bad she is insecure about her weight and you can tell by the kind of shit she started to wear after she packed on the pounds. sad because she unironically looks great in your pic
god she's so hot now I want to milk her
she looks delicious
this is fricking disgusting, why are you pretending fat girls are attractive? She looked way better skinnier
You'll understand when you're older.
>underage
i prefer the right one
All men with a good amount of testosterone do. Only children and incels go left.
>Only children and incels go left.
AWYWNB (A Woman You Will Never Be)
B-b-b-baaaaaaased.
one day you will understand both are great, but the right is the correct choice
I liked her in Spring Breakers.
It's too bad she didn't have more confidence in her acting abilities and did not develop her skills.
A quick summary of this thread so far.
can't she see that sucking in her gut won't make her look any less fat
Pretty based
LITERALLY hotter on the right.
All of our Disney Channel friends are turning this year 🙁
emily osmet and bridget were the real qts
I couldve saved her from taking the cap off
>miley isn't 30 yet
jesus I thought she was at least 35 by now
Mother of christ that's a scare jump
how many babies did she eat
put down the weed and pick up meth ladies
Round and plump > pointy
Why are all latinas cursed to turn into this?
>cursed
are you underaged? She looks better than ever. You'll understand when you get older.
>barrel chest
>no hip line
>fake breasts
>obese
how black are you?
>
What was the deleted post about?
Selena Gomez looking at her self in the mirror. She is shirtless and holding her hands over her boobs.
i dont get it
her face looks youthful still, full of collagen.
she just gained weight, and hapf of it went to her breasts
how is this a problem
this isn't
who said it was a problem?
The one where her son fricks her in the ass and cries but she says it's ok and feels so good, and it's a comedy.
Can't wait to see it.
Hotel Transylvania
disgusting
for me it's Love You Like a Love Song
That song is hilarious.
That song turned me into a fan.
plus she's really sex during it but also has some funny/cute looks that give me 80s music video vibes
The extra pudge is changing her look quite a bit. It's like she's becoming more Asian.
walled
I told you she'll be fat and you didn't listen