What is your “hot sauce” for movies?
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this is the correct answer but if I want a sauce that's not spicy, to use on things like seafood or cheese/crackers, sometimes popcorn, it's this instead
Tabasco is actually a perfect sauce. And don't come crying about muh too much vinegar or some gay shit like that.
Tabasco is great for pasta or breakfast dishes, but a standard hot sauce like Frank's is better for most other things.
it tastes like plastic you fricking moron
>it tastes like plastic you fricking moron
t. microplastic brain
hes right tho. and idgaf about meme salsas/beer
Based, had it on eggs for the first time ever and it has made eating eggs bearable, it’s changed my life
Same for me, I started frying my eggs in copious amounts of Tabasco and Worcester sauce a couple of weeks ago and have never enjoyed eating them more
>not enjoying eggs
Eating plain eggs is gay what you trying to prove eating them plain. eggs with tabasco is badass
It is an excellent sauce pairs well with beef but after time it gets boring and more advanced hot sauces or more fun
It doesn't taste like vinegar to me, more like mold. Very bland taste in general.
This shits on every sauce in this thread, including original tabasco. This shit is the perfect sauce
its a secret
'basco on the 'log
My wife brutally squeezing my balls and mercilessly edging my wiener as we watch
inb4 insecure gays thinking not liking hot sauces makes them whiter
breeding the spicieist peppers and making hot sauce is pretty much only done by white men thoughbeit
t. brownoid
>Took 17 replies to summon hot sauce soijak poster
you're slipping
what do you think happened to that guy
Mine is weed
OP here I mean metaphorical hot sauce
These are the only on topic answers so far
Which ship were you on?
>tabasco
>hot
lol tabasco is for absolute plebs
if you really like runny and vingar at leas try this
how can regular valentina be so ass compared to black label
its for white peepo
this shit is the Black person of hot sauce
Step aside you sad little Black men. The king has arrived.
>mogs all other hot sauces to death
Tastelets need not reply to this truth
It's pretty good. The black truffle one is also pretty good.
Is it actually made by Melinda or is that some homosexual ass branding?
>not branding your products after waifus
>he wouldn't eat asuka's hot sauce
I would use it as lube if it was made by Melinda herself
Marie Sharp is the original one made in Belize before Heinz stole the company. I've had Marie Sharp hot sauce and its bretty good but Melinda's Ghost Pepper wing sauce is the perfect medium hot sauce.
>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!
literally me except i don't like pineneedle beer
I like to add a drop of this whenever I'm making a sauce for wraps or a dip for wings or whatever.
>ranch:bbq sauce in a 5:1 ratio
>couple tbsps of cooked meat jus
>drop of Blair's
>whip with fork
Thank me later.
i have this shit its just memesauce you bring out at parties to frick up ur friends, it has no real culinary purpose
>it has no real culinary purpose
Perhaps you should re-read my post. I included a very brief dipping sauce recipe.
>ranch and bbq sauce with a drop of BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE
you don't like sauce you like sugar with some heat
>ranch:bbq sauce in a 5:1 ratio
fat
Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Crystal with garlic is the absolute breasts
>somehow looks more like dicks than actual meat
how?
globohomosexual psychological conditioning
I don't touch hot sauce, but someone brought this one to lunch at work one time and everyone who tried it was pretty much out of commission the rest of the day
i do love brining million scovile sauces to work theres always that one guy who wants us to call him an ambulance
>put giga hot sauce in your ketchup bottle
>find out who's the fricker who always uses all of it
yeh, that works with literally anything, more important is the fricker who steals all ur sandwiches from the caf fridge
flavor>heat
it was always one of these two in my house
best post. Everyone else can leave.
>get tricked into buying a bottle after watching a how its made video
>expect it to be flavorful
>it's just dry heat with a sour taste
i dont get the hype
It's simple and does the job.
its delicious and good in chili
some are actually super great failure but the soiboy meme of loving hotsauce has brought up a million companies just trying to sell you battery acid
>Tabasco
isnt this shit appropriation?
appropriate this *unzips* up your ass
i used to love this but its not in stores no more?
Just tasted it. Dang it's pretty good, not hot at all though.
I keep all hot sauces in the cupboard, never refrigerate. They keep aging and get better.
I got a bottle of this in my fridge. The BF date is worn off but I'm pretty sure the year is 2022. It's just chili, vinegar and salt so it should be good to eat, right?
are you kidding me, this is more white tier than tobasco
its not even hot its just runny ketchup
>white tier
thats a bad thing?
My region free blu-ray player.
Spicy
>enhances your goyslop
Its so good, I also love putting it on pasta.
Wouldnt ruin a steak or something that actually requires effort with it though.
tastes too chemicalish, like ops
this is generally the difference between a company that has tradtionally made hot sauce for 100 years and some meme company that just sprang up to capitolize on the whole soiboy hotones community.. buyer beware
It's not that hot, but tastes really good on pizza
They make green tabasco. Even less spicy than the red, but it has a better flavor.
That literally tastes like nothing unless you're pouring it directly to your mouth. Just a little zing. And it has zero heat.
I ordered my hot sauce an hour ago, Cinemaphile.
I get this cuz it's local. Actually has nice flavour & consistency, and isn't just sad vinegary shitslop. I also like SouthWest Brand hot sauces but they're not usually in stores here so I have to order em.I get this cuz it's local. Actually has nice flavour & consistency, and isn't just sad vinegary shitslop. I also like SouthWest Brand hot sauces but they're not usually in stores here so I have to order em.
everyone from the martimes is a fricking numale, kwab
You can enjoy things without being an obnoxious reddit cuck.
Sriracha
Frick yo momma homie fr on god