>be me >bored as hell >go to theatre to watch wonka because I heard good reviews about it >Halfway through the movie wonka says something like "a little orange man stole my chocolate" >someone in the audience yells "TRUMP?" >The theatre erupted in laughter
I love knowing you get triggered being offended for someone else behalf. Especially some butthole from the white house. Such classic snowflake behavior Black person.
Watched the Snowman with an ex girlfriend in a superior luxurious theater (iPic) where we were the only ones in there and had our own loveseat and blankets and laughed our assess off
First Rocky Horror Picture Show on Halloween (more raucous than any of the ones I’ve been to since)
Seeing Casablanca on the big screen on a rainy evening with another girlfriend
Taking my now wife to see Roman Holiday for the first time on the big screen before we went to Italy ourselves
Watching Empire of Light by myself (only one there) in a fancy theater in Santa Fe and getting slowly drunk on a flask of whisky and lost in the comfy British vibes
Seeing Dirty Dancing at the drive in last summer with wife
Seeing Texas chainsaw massacre 3D with college girlfriend in January and just having a blast
Getting high and watching vanilla sky at the Roxy in new york
Love is like guerrilla warfare my man; if you don’t seen an opportunity you have to keep striking anyways, even if there’s no clear path to victory. The chaos from your attacks might create an opportunity, but if you don’t act then the defenses will always hold.
Put yourself out there, go out in the world, join groups, talk to people, even if you don’t see a direct benefit. You never know when someone might want to introduce you to a friend or overhear you or invite you to something. You never know what’s just around the next corner
>You never know when someone might want to introduce you to a friend
"Never know", because it NEVER happens! Haha! >just tell me what's the matter with me
Love is like guerrilla warfare my man; if you don’t seen an opportunity you have to keep striking anyways, even if there’s no clear path to victory. The chaos from your attacks might create an opportunity, but if you don’t act then the defenses will always hold.
Put yourself out there, go out in the world, join groups, talk to people, even if you don’t see a direct benefit. You never know when someone might want to introduce you to a friend or overhear you or invite you to something. You never know what’s just around the next corner
is right. I know it sounds cheesy as frick but it's true when people say you miss all the opportunities you don't take.
Went to the premiere of “Tickled”, a documentary about the bizarre world of tickling fetishes.
Halfway through the screening the guys the doc is exposing crashed the screening. Started yelling and screaming in the aisle that the filmmaker was dishonest and shit. Was hilarious
I've mentioned it multiple times on here, but yes, i was close to getting raped while watching Transformers in the cinema with my friends when i was 13. Cinema wasn't filled up much yet some older guy decided to pick the seat right next to a group of 13 year olds. In particular right next to me. I already thought that to be pretty weird. Well, eventually i had to take a piss and went to the toilet. While walking down the stairs to the exit i realized the guy is standing up and slowly leaving too. I went to the toilet and stand there pissing at the pissoir. Door opens up and the guy comes in. He looks at me and out of all the pissoirs he uses the one right next to me. After 2 seconds though the door opens up and two 20 something year olds come in. I stroke of my wiener and leave. Went back into the cinema and tell my friends. The guy actually never came back into the cinema. Back then i already thought it was strange but it only came years later when i realized that i probably was pretty fricking close to get raped and lose my anal virginity. Didn't change the fact that i still get rock hard seeing Megan Fox anywhere she appears. Even if she is bogged as frick now. I really don't care.
He probably did. If someone makes it that obvious and in such a public setting then they will always end up actually doing it. Later when i came to the realization of what really went down that day i couldn't grasp on how i not just told the people working at the cinema.
>2012 >second date with Russian goth girl >smoke a joint with her >we want to see Prometheus >the film plays in a theater with a “booth” type thing >mind you this is in Europe so the theater is like an old school art deco type of theaters >10 minutes into the film we’re non stop making out >about an hour in she’s sucking my dick in the booth >I’m high as frick, fully invested in the plot, eating KitKats we snuck in and getting my dick sucked
Worst story? Shit my pants on accident during Hanwiener
Had a wank during Anchorman. No one was in the theater and I was a bored/horny teenager (This was probably my third time seeing it).
My online girlfriend blew me in a fairly crowded showing of Valient, the WWII pigeon movie.
I fricked a lot in any spots possible. Me and my first girlfriend when we were 16/17 did it pretty much everywhere except in a cinema. We even fricked on a park bench in summer during broad daylight when she had a dress on and families would pass by. We would act like she is just sitting on my lap and we are just having fun and talking but they all knew what happened under that dress. Still makes me diamonds thinking about it. Elevator, Drive in Cinema, School toilet, Train toilet, club toilet list goes on and on but how tf do you get blown in a cinema or even frick in a cinema? Is it just possible when its really really empty or do you just get your dick sucked and the guy next to you watches and jerks off or whatever? I really don't get it. We at least tried to make it the least obvious as possible but how do you make it not obvious getting your wiener blown when someone is sitting next to you left and right literal centimeters from you apart?
>be in middle school >spiderman 3 comes out >invite my cousin to watch it in theaters with me >didn't know he had developed turrets syndrome >he gets ticks whenever he's excited i guess >whenever something cool happens in the movie or whenever it's silent he makes a sound and kicks the frick out of the chair in front of him >sitting in front of him was a little kid >cousin keeps kicking him and pushing him forward >the kids older brother who was sitting next to him turns around >"if you kick my little brother one more time i'm gonna go up there and beat the shit out of you" >i tell my cousin to stop >"i can't stop i have turrets syndrome" >he kicks the kid again >"dude i'm not fricking around i'm gonna frick you up if you keep kicking, stop" >i get scared and start trying to defuse the situation >"h-he has a disease, he can't stop" >cousin kicks him again >"wooooop" >people shushing >"i'm not fricking around" >i recognize the guys voice, he goes to my school >"a-avrom is that you? he can't stop he has a disease that makes him do stuff he doesn't want to" >my cousin apologizes and starts crying >we continue to watch the movie and my cousin keeps kicking until the end of the movie >guy doesn't say anything
never invited my cousin anywhere again
>go to see chicken little with my family >theater is packed >halfway through the movie, one of the attendants walks in >he shines a flashlight around the room, sometimes in people's faces >he shouts "jimmy? you in here?" a few times >there is no response >he leaves, jimmy still missing >to this day, i have no idea who or where jimmy was >much more intriguing plotline than chicken little's
>be me >been meaning to see The Lighthouse and it had been out for a few weeks >decide to randomly go see it on a wednesday night >its in one of the smaller theaters, and it's before the theater had assigned seats so it was first come first serve >get there 30 mins to get a decent seat >only other people to show up are an elderly man in his 60-70s by himself who sat on the front row and two teenage girls who most likely went for Pattinson sitting in the backrow, me in the middle area >I think none of us knew what the movie was about really going into it >get to the seagull scene where Pattinson beats the seagull to death and the old guy said out loud "was that necessarily??" and we all started laughing >then all of use cracking up at Dafoe's rant/curse he puts on Pattison just because he didn't like his food
there were other moments but that was probably the best theater experience I've had
the only other time I can think of was when I went to go see Phantom Thread midday on a day I had off and the only other people were 5 elder women
I feel like my theater experiences have been way worse post-covid because people forgot theater etiquette
>2006 >in middle school >neighbor's older sister takes us to see Borat >halfway through the movie she got worried what our parents would say to her when they found out some of the things that were in the movie >snuck us into some random movie that was playing at the time instead >group of black guys sitting around talking loudly >they start shouting at the screen during big moments in the movie >left that movie too >gave us money to the arcade if we agreed not to talk about the movies to our parents
Violently french kissing my 6.75/10 gf while watching Mr Poppers Penguin to the point my jaw started to hurt and didn't get back to normal until the following day.
I was 15 I think.
Watched Once upon a time In Hollywood in a tiny cinema near my old flat, went alone and there were very few people, I decided to buy a couple of beers before the movie started and ended up chugging 5 33cl before the first half of the movie, maybe for some of you drunkards that's baby weight but for me it isn't. Jfk I was completely hammered and had so much fun, alcohol is much better than mj when watching a movie, believe me.
During the final scene of the shitshow in pic related a guy from the back rows shouted "WHAT THE FRICK AM I WATCHING " and everyone else in the theatre started laughing and talking between each other and no one really paid attention to their rest of the movie.
>went to go see Passion of the Christ opening day >there was 2 lines >one was outside to buy tickets the 2nd line was inside the theater checking ticket stubs >the theater manager and one of the ushers were offering people free packages of kleenex as they entered the theatre >I turned them down and commented "I thought this was a comedy" >all the rest of the people in line got mad and started talking shit to me >laughed and went in to enjoy my movie
>be me
>bored as hell
>go to theatre to watch wonka because I heard good reviews about it
>Halfway through the movie wonka says something like "a little orange man stole my chocolate"
>someone in the audience yells "TRUMP?"
>The theatre erupted in laughter
hahahaha
I love knowing you get triggered being offended for someone else behalf. Especially some butthole from the white house. Such classic snowflake behavior Black person.
Tee hee.
a black woman gave me a blowjob in an empty theater while watching star wars the rise of skywalker
In no particular order:
Watched the Snowman with an ex girlfriend in a superior luxurious theater (iPic) where we were the only ones in there and had our own loveseat and blankets and laughed our assess off
First Rocky Horror Picture Show on Halloween (more raucous than any of the ones I’ve been to since)
Seeing Casablanca on the big screen on a rainy evening with another girlfriend
Taking my now wife to see Roman Holiday for the first time on the big screen before we went to Italy ourselves
Watching Empire of Light by myself (only one there) in a fancy theater in Santa Fe and getting slowly drunk on a flask of whisky and lost in the comfy British vibes
Seeing Dirty Dancing at the drive in last summer with wife
Seeing Texas chainsaw massacre 3D with college girlfriend in January and just having a blast
Getting high and watching vanilla sky at the Roxy in new york
I'm 36 years old and never had sex
Love is like guerrilla warfare my man; if you don’t seen an opportunity you have to keep striking anyways, even if there’s no clear path to victory. The chaos from your attacks might create an opportunity, but if you don’t act then the defenses will always hold.
Put yourself out there, go out in the world, join groups, talk to people, even if you don’t see a direct benefit. You never know when someone might want to introduce you to a friend or overhear you or invite you to something. You never know what’s just around the next corner
thanks for the reply brotha, some of you normies are alright
>You never know when someone might want to introduce you to a friend
"Never know", because it NEVER happens! Haha!
>just tell me what's the matter with me
This anon
is right. I know it sounds cheesy as frick but it's true when people say you miss all the opportunities you don't take.
someone clapped when the fnaf movie ended and no one joined in
went to see the dragonball movie and it was so bad my friend lit up a cigarette in the theater during the piccolo fight
2019 right before I messed up and everything from then on was melancholic
Went to the premiere of “Tickled”, a documentary about the bizarre world of tickling fetishes.
Halfway through the screening the guys the doc is exposing crashed the screening. Started yelling and screaming in the aisle that the filmmaker was dishonest and shit. Was hilarious
I've mentioned it multiple times on here, but yes, i was close to getting raped while watching Transformers in the cinema with my friends when i was 13. Cinema wasn't filled up much yet some older guy decided to pick the seat right next to a group of 13 year olds. In particular right next to me. I already thought that to be pretty weird. Well, eventually i had to take a piss and went to the toilet. While walking down the stairs to the exit i realized the guy is standing up and slowly leaving too. I went to the toilet and stand there pissing at the pissoir. Door opens up and the guy comes in. He looks at me and out of all the pissoirs he uses the one right next to me. After 2 seconds though the door opens up and two 20 something year olds come in. I stroke of my wiener and leave. Went back into the cinema and tell my friends. The guy actually never came back into the cinema. Back then i already thought it was strange but it only came years later when i realized that i probably was pretty fricking close to get raped and lose my anal virginity. Didn't change the fact that i still get rock hard seeing Megan Fox anywhere she appears. Even if she is bogged as frick now. I really don't care.
Assuming this isn't pasta: i remember this story and yes it sounds like a pretty close call
it isnt a pasta ... really happened like that. I am the same anon who posted this before.
Makes you wonder if that guy got lucky later on somewhere else, but you def dodged a bullet there anon.
He probably did. If someone makes it that obvious and in such a public setting then they will always end up actually doing it. Later when i came to the realization of what really went down that day i couldn't grasp on how i not just told the people working at the cinema.
>2012
>second date with Russian goth girl
>smoke a joint with her
>we want to see Prometheus
>the film plays in a theater with a “booth” type thing
>mind you this is in Europe so the theater is like an old school art deco type of theaters
>10 minutes into the film we’re non stop making out
>about an hour in she’s sucking my dick in the booth
>I’m high as frick, fully invested in the plot, eating KitKats we snuck in and getting my dick sucked
Worst story? Shit my pants on accident during Hanwiener
where is she now?
Probably addicted or dead
I fricked a lot in any spots possible. Me and my first girlfriend when we were 16/17 did it pretty much everywhere except in a cinema. We even fricked on a park bench in summer during broad daylight when she had a dress on and families would pass by. We would act like she is just sitting on my lap and we are just having fun and talking but they all knew what happened under that dress. Still makes me diamonds thinking about it. Elevator, Drive in Cinema, School toilet, Train toilet, club toilet list goes on and on but how tf do you get blown in a cinema or even frick in a cinema? Is it just possible when its really really empty or do you just get your dick sucked and the guy next to you watches and jerks off or whatever? I really don't get it. We at least tried to make it the least obvious as possible but how do you make it not obvious getting your wiener blown when someone is sitting next to you left and right literal centimeters from you apart?
Like I said anon. It’s an old European theater with booths on a balcony. Similar to Abe Lincoln’s last 5 minutes
Oh okay but others do it just in normal cinemas. I am a krautgay so i know european theaters but i don't get how people just do it in normal theatres.
Going on my first date to a movie
>be in middle school
>spiderman 3 comes out
>invite my cousin to watch it in theaters with me
>didn't know he had developed turrets syndrome
>he gets ticks whenever he's excited i guess
>whenever something cool happens in the movie or whenever it's silent he makes a sound and kicks the frick out of the chair in front of him
>sitting in front of him was a little kid
>cousin keeps kicking him and pushing him forward
>the kids older brother who was sitting next to him turns around
>"if you kick my little brother one more time i'm gonna go up there and beat the shit out of you"
>i tell my cousin to stop
>"i can't stop i have turrets syndrome"
>he kicks the kid again
>"dude i'm not fricking around i'm gonna frick you up if you keep kicking, stop"
>i get scared and start trying to defuse the situation
>"h-he has a disease, he can't stop"
>cousin kicks him again
>"wooooop"
>people shushing
>"i'm not fricking around"
>i recognize the guys voice, he goes to my school
>"a-avrom is that you? he can't stop he has a disease that makes him do stuff he doesn't want to"
>my cousin apologizes and starts crying
>we continue to watch the movie and my cousin keeps kicking until the end of the movie
>guy doesn't say anything
never invited my cousin anywhere again
>Avrom
From which shithole are you from?
also
>never invited my cousin anywhere again
you pos
florida
my cousin is magically cured of his turrets we all believe he cas faking it for attention
>we all believe he cas faking it for attention
what a fricking chad
Had a wank during Anchorman. No one was in the theater and I was a bored/horny teenager (This was probably my third time seeing it).
My online girlfriend blew me in a fairly crowded showing of Valient, the WWII pigeon movie.
Saw Platoon in the theater and a bunch of boomer guys in army jackets were crying. It was fairly hilarious.
>Saw Platoon in the theater
how old are you
>go to see chicken little with my family
>theater is packed
>halfway through the movie, one of the attendants walks in
>he shines a flashlight around the room, sometimes in people's faces
>he shouts "jimmy? you in here?" a few times
>there is no response
>he leaves, jimmy still missing
>to this day, i have no idea who or where jimmy was
>much more intriguing plotline than chicken little's
>be me
>been meaning to see The Lighthouse and it had been out for a few weeks
>decide to randomly go see it on a wednesday night
>its in one of the smaller theaters, and it's before the theater had assigned seats so it was first come first serve
>get there 30 mins to get a decent seat
>only other people to show up are an elderly man in his 60-70s by himself who sat on the front row and two teenage girls who most likely went for Pattinson sitting in the backrow, me in the middle area
>I think none of us knew what the movie was about really going into it
>get to the seagull scene where Pattinson beats the seagull to death and the old guy said out loud "was that necessarily??" and we all started laughing
>then all of use cracking up at Dafoe's rant/curse he puts on Pattison just because he didn't like his food
there were other moments but that was probably the best theater experience I've had
the only other time I can think of was when I went to go see Phantom Thread midday on a day I had off and the only other people were 5 elder women
I feel like my theater experiences have been way worse post-covid because people forgot theater etiquette
Got head from a tinder date while watching lego batman
every time I try to come up with a memory it's either a bitter disappointment or it leads me to a memory that I want to forget
every fricking memory is stained I can't think back at anything because I'm such a moron and will be
>2006
>in middle school
>neighbor's older sister takes us to see Borat
>halfway through the movie she got worried what our parents would say to her when they found out some of the things that were in the movie
>snuck us into some random movie that was playing at the time instead
>group of black guys sitting around talking loudly
>they start shouting at the screen during big moments in the movie
>left that movie too
>gave us money to the arcade if we agreed not to talk about the movies to our parents
Violently french kissing my 6.75/10 gf while watching Mr Poppers Penguin to the point my jaw started to hurt and didn't get back to normal until the following day.
I was 15 I think.
Watched Once upon a time In Hollywood in a tiny cinema near my old flat, went alone and there were very few people, I decided to buy a couple of beers before the movie started and ended up chugging 5 33cl before the first half of the movie, maybe for some of you drunkards that's baby weight but for me it isn't. Jfk I was completely hammered and had so much fun, alcohol is much better than mj when watching a movie, believe me.
>John Fitzgerald Kenndey I was completely hammered and had so much fun
wow dude that's insane
Getting my first handjob during a showing of Beetlejuice. I blasted spunk everywhere, first time I ever blew goo.
During the final scene of the shitshow in pic related a guy from the back rows shouted "WHAT THE FRICK AM I WATCHING " and everyone else in the theatre started laughing and talking between each other and no one really paid attention to their rest of the movie.
Seeing Transformers in the theater when I was 6.
Transformers 2, the theater was packed.
The last time I remember it being like that. Too bad the movie sucked.
>went to go see Passion of the Christ opening day
>there was 2 lines
>one was outside to buy tickets the 2nd line was inside the theater checking ticket stubs
>the theater manager and one of the ushers were offering people free packages of kleenex as they entered the theatre
>I turned them down and commented "I thought this was a comedy"
>all the rest of the people in line got mad and started talking shit to me
>laughed and went in to enjoy my movie