What is your opinion of Camp Cretaceous?

I'm curious.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jurassic Park is the book, the original trilogy of movies, the video games and World. Anything else past world is complete garbage.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jurassic Park is the book and the original movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alan

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should have kept this scene.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing that would make this better is if they gave the Raptor a backwards hat

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tony out

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >DIhomie STOLE MY BIKE

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The fat one hooks up with the fit one
    Kino of the highest quality

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read

      This originated from a FAN MADE porn video, I don't care how fricking horny you are, GO OUTSIDE AND FIND A REAL WOMAN TO FRICK!!!!!

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This originated from a FAN MADE porn video, I don't care how fricking horny you are, GO OUTSIDE AND FIND A REAL WOMAN TO FRICK!!!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It and Dominion are probably the two worst things in the entire franchise.

      Does the fat one get eaten?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kids in JP have mile thick plot armor.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >My big thicc ass is saving me from sliding down the T Rexes throat!

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest I’m pretty sick of you making these threads this way

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she have to be fat? Pretty girls should only get with othwr pretty girls.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a fetish porn video, it's not real, it's fan made.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It and Dominion are probably the two worst things in the entire franchise.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read

      This originated from a FAN MADE porn video, I don't care how fricking horny you are, GO OUTSIDE AND FIND A REAL WOMAN TO FRICK!!!!!

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was a fine show, but they should have ended the story when they killed the mutant dino and left the island in a boat.

    Darius went from a reasonable person with empathy for dinosaurs to a person willing to kill people, which I hate is one thing to want to save animals that is fine, but putting human life over some some cloned animals in a zoo is going one step too far.

    This is why I don't like pic related in Jurassic Park 2, all the deaths in that movies up to the point the leave the island are his fault, hell he keeps doing it once both groups camps are trashed and they are in a life or death situation, he takes away the bullets from that rifle as the T-Rex is eating people. Darius became that, his friends lives are in danger and instead of trying to put them as a priority dinosaurs are.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this
      I know people complain about him and Sarah being fricking psychopaths but they don’t complain enough

      The movie is supposedly about Ian being a flawed guy that needs to change but Holy SHIT Sarah the insufferable predator “expert” spends how many hours and miles walking with fresh fricking REX BLOOD ON HER JACKET? Like you can reasonably infer that Burke was initially right and the rexes would have kept to their own territory but followed the smell of baby blood since that’s literally what the rex zeroes in on when it arrives at the camp and sticks it’s face into the tent

      I’m sorry, Ian being kind of a bad father really doesn’t stack up to the nature tards

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are trying to help but they do it in the most destructive way possible that gets people killed.
        >Save the little T-Rex? Get one of their own eaten alive in a horrific way
        >Release the Captive Dinosaurs? A bunch of people get trampled to death and they loose their way to ask for help
        And lets not forget about the whole Blood and stealing bullets incident. Thats the thing with the second movie they are morons in that and same goes with the later seasons of Camp Cretaceus.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are trying to help but they do it in the most destructive way possible that gets people killed.
      >Save the little T-Rex? Get one of their own eaten alive in a horrific way
      >Release the Captive Dinosaurs? A bunch of people get trampled to death and they loose their way to ask for help
      And lets not forget about the whole Blood and stealing bullets incident. Thats the thing with the second movie they are morons in that and same goes with the later seasons of Camp Cretaceus.

      Well, at least Darius is, like, literally 12 during most of the series. It doesn't absolve everything but it's more reasonable than Sarah and Vince Vaughn, especially since he was possibly expressing his own trauma of the various incidents by leaning extra hard into saving dinosaurs as a surrogate atonement for losing his father
      I would still put him on a government watch list for possible future dino-terrorism

      Oh my god I just figured out the plot to Chaos Theory

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roxie got some nice phat breasts.
    Very rare in a modern cartoon.
    Same with the 13, 14 and 15 year old girls.
    Surprisingly shapely.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rage-provoking image
    >irrelevant time-wasting question

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Netflix gotta' groom

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