What is your wildest experience that has happened to you in a kinoplex?
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My freind passed out and cracked his head on the counter
Never seen anyone faint before
Should have ducked him
Were you two gays at the same kinoplex?
Was it when Taylor Lautner takes his shirt off in the second Twilight?
some c**t fell over and cracked his head open and the movie had to be stopped while we waited for his friend to stop crying
Did he die?
jokes on you homosexual we where the only people in the entire cinema
got free tickets though so cant complain
topkek, what a homosexual that crying kid must've been.
I know right what a fricking loser worried that his friend has died or permanently injured, couldn't be you. you don't have friends so you'd never look that foolish and gay in public
I setsome noisy black kids dreadlocks on fire whilst drunk and they tried to stop us from leaving before the cops showed up.
Based
Cringe
Black person detected
SERIAL THRILLA!
Incels will never understand
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Cinemaphile is dead
kek, would've been funnier if it was the first post
dis homie searching beans
Huh
a couple right next to were kissing each other and then she sucked his wiener.
Lol. Did he cum? Did she swallow?
>Did she swallow?
Hopefully, a proper theater bawd doesn't spill it.
What movie were you watching? I did this with my ex and it was one of the best blowjobs of my life. Highly recommend it. It was like she felt the need to perform better because of the thrill or something.
The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure
The cinema snob review of that is pretty funny.
close but wrong image, anon.
Hot
I sat next to some black people who were actually very polite and respectful
What compels you to lie and make things up to random strangers online
--said no one ever
Respectful how? Did he shake your hand or some shit?
Is this like one of those trigger phrases they have for mkultra sleeper agents since it’s a phrase nobody would ever say normally.
Got a blowjob from a hot 19 year old Asian I met on Tinder during The Conjuring 2. Pretty packed theater, she wanted me to finger her. She kept letting out little moans and her panties got soaked. She started giving me an hand job and then just undid my pants and went to town on me with her mouth. I lasted probably 30 seconds before blowing my load. We had sex at her parents house afterward. Also got jacked off by an ex during Pain and Gain many years prior. Also took it in her mouth right before I finished.
Crased!
Binge!?
nice larp homosexual. have a nice day
it's not that far fetched, many of us at minimum have made out with chicks in theater
Its unbelievably sad that you think such a common thing is a larp. I got head during avengers endgame and came right when cap picked up the hammer and everyone was cheering and it felt like it was for me.
If I ever saw this I would punch someone in the back of the head.
Having sex in a theater is just gross
>The Conjuring 2
nonstraight person watched this
>avengers double bill
>3 university hoes next to us
>mine and my friends legs are dead from being sat for 6 hours
>3 girls shuffle past us
>6 hours of veganal sweat and butt aromas wafting passed our faces
>me and my friend look at each other
We never spoke about what we inhaled that night, but it will never be forgotten
What did it smell like?
>3 girls shuffle past us
>6 hours of veganal sweat and butt aromas wafting passed our faces
>me and my friend look at each other
>We never spoke about what we inhaled that night, but it will never be forgotten
What does that even mean?
I've been to US cinemas as a visiting tourist twice, both times were fun:
>first time, people literally clapped at the screen when the movie ended
>it's a "dining" theater; everyone's eating burgers and shit while watching the movie and applauding
>feels like I'm in a Cinemaphile greentext about a stereotypical American theater experience
>second time, at a cheap theater in a Hispanic area of Orlando, 99% Hispanics, think I was actually the only white person there thinking back on it
>Mexican children running up and down aisles screaming, a man loudly taking a business call mid-movie, and the screen has giant stains on it presumably from people throwing their sodas at it
>just the trashiest, loudest, shittiest experience
Outside of the US every single kino experience has had nothing of note, I hold these memories fondly. You're lucky, ameriburgers, going to a movie theater ends up being an event in itself.
you need to see a horror movie in a black neighborhood
the stereotypes are 100% true and you won’t hear any dialogue over their hooting and hollering (and your laughter)
just be safe getting in and out, and try not to sit immediately in front or behind any group (especially teenage boys), I’d advise a row of separation or more if possible
t lives in the south
It sounds like it would turn any film into kino of the highest order
>you need to see a horror movie in a black neighborhood
God, deep down I know I've always wanted that.
The Hispanic theater was just shitty, but it was memorable because of just how shitty it was. I think part of me craves the loud black lady yelling "Don't go in there!" experience too.
Already had burgers & applauding, I should have gotten the full selection of American theaters.
>just be safe getting in and out, and try not to sit immediately in front or behind any group (especially teenage boys),
Come on, how dangerous can it really be?
>t. Tarantula
>99% Hispanics
Those people have no environmental awareness. Every time I take the train in morning, some Hispanic is blasting shit out of their phones at the loudest setting.
I work at a shitty small law firm where most pf our clients are hispanics and theyll be in the lobby blaring their Hispanic music like wtf
my mom met a guy who's idea of a great time was going to the ghettoist neighborhoods for a matinee, sneaking in booze, sitting in the back row, and just watching the chaos unfold.
We thank your mother and her boyfriend for supporting Disney's The Little Mermaid.
-Disney Customer Relations
>yeah jose the heroin is moving well
>some gringo is scowling at me cause Im talking during Coco jajajajajajaja
There's a movie theater near me that is exactly like that second movie theater. It shows movies that were out of most theaters for like half the cost. Its pretty cool if you want a different experience. You can still see the movie but there are little muppets running around in your periphery the entire time throwing popcorn and causing mayhem.
kek thats pretty great banter and a nice lady
Went with my wife (then girlfriend) to the movies at the mall in the middle of the day one summer in college when it was hot as frick out. We watched that Snow White movie with Kristen Stewart and it was shit. She wanted to go shopping but I was like frick it. Snuck into a showing of Battleship. I was the only person in the theater so I sat right in the center. A minute after the movie started a fat black woman came in and sat right fricking next to me. I thought about getting up and moving but she started commenting on fricking everything in a hilarious loud black woman way and I couldn't stop laughing. She shared her bathtub of popcorn and candy with me. It went better than expected.
>black lady sees a lonely man
>goes right over to him, gives him candy, and brightens his day with jokes and conversation
She sounds too good for this world.
I wish I was recording audio with my phone or something. It was one the craziest things in my life. Everytime Rihanna was on screen she kept calling her a lying skinny ass b***h but Chris Brown should have beat her homie ass. She ended up getting a phone call and leaving near the end of the movie. When I met up with my girlfriend later she didn't believe me.
Sounds like a good idea for a new show or something.
A one-act stage play.
wtf I love sheboons now.
wtf didn't expect this story to end up being so based.
>you a'ight white boi
kino of the highest order
He cute!
>tfw no meeting a kino dark woman at the kinoplex to have a thicc black gf
He cute
I bet she was Roberts cousin.
Rare Racial Harmony W
I'd cast you as Daniel Radcliffe and her as Lizzo and produced some serious straight to DVD kino
That's a man
I jerked off one time at the kinoplex and coomed into the seat below me. There were like less than 15 people in the room so.
I was 16 and went to watch Batman and Robin (i know im old) with my then gf.
Movie was so bad and the theatre half empty that she gave me a handjob with my jacket covering my dick and her hands.
my girlfriend and I got really drunk and ended up having sex in the bathroom. pretty gross now that i look back on it
During a showing for harry potter 8 two couples sat in front of me girl-boy-girl-boy. Halfway through the movie the middle boy and girl swapped places. The girls started talking and the guys started making out.
During one of the mission impossible movies a black woman a few seats down from me was eating chicken wings. She kept smacking her lips and generally made super gross noises while she inhaled them.
>During a showing for harry potter 8 two couples sat in front of me girl-boy-girl-boy.
I miss the days when they had to hide it
>Halfway through the movie the middle boy and girl swapped places. The girls started talking and the guys started making out.
>The movie was so shitty it turned people gay
>What is your wildest experience that has happened to you in a kinoplex?
once when i was in the "cinema" suddenly all the lights went out and there were all these frighteningly loud noises and blinding images. i managed to escape just in time and never went back
I fingerblasted a chick and got a handjob in a packed theater during ironman 2
a chad and stacey sat a few seats down from me at transformers dark of the moon, and she sucked his wiener in front of me for 45 minutes. very loudly and obnoxiously as well. i had taken an edible so was very anxious and antisocial and wanted to veg out at the kinoplex and this shit has to happen...
bro everyone took their gf to see Transformers and got their wiener sucked. Come on man.
Once a bloke ina dress fell over and cracked his head while his friend started sobbing.
If that wasn't weird enough this third guy comes over and says "He's mine now b***h" and tries raping him right there in public.
Luckily man on the floor shit himself scarring off the would be rapist.
What I'll never get is why the crying friend shat himself in solidarity....
All thesenstories about people seeing kr getting blowjobs and the craziest I've ever seen is a perfect turd on the floor.
Lobbed a penny in it for the cleaner.
I legit saw a couple fricking, she was legit riding his wiener in a sundress, you could tell she was bouncing up and down they were at the top of the rows you could barely see them in the dark. I think this was during that one movie Eagle Eye or something with Shia laDouche.
Caught a couple fricking once in the back row. She was sitting on his lap watching the movie and bouncing up and down really subtle like. Walked up behind them and asked them to stop. They got so embarassed they got up and left kek
and then they went to frick at Chad's house in peace.
Don't care. I worked there and it's standard procedure. It's always funny because they're so embarassed
You double killed their bones. They thought they weren't known about which made it even more taboo. You crushed them.
I worked at a kinoplex and someone took a shit between the rows of seats. It even was closer to the middle than the back. We played rock paper scissors for who had to clean it up
God I wish I won
projector melted the film
I made out with some random chick I met on Facebook before Tinder was even a thing. We saw Avengers 1 and went to the park and I made out with her in my car immediately and we exchanged tongues. It was hot, she had nice boobs and braces.
That's gay as frick to kiss women
The implication is you're too repulsive to women to find a willing participant for it. That you insist on your puritan larp and are too autistic to infer this without having it explained to you just solidifies my accusation: you can't get no b***hes on your dick lmao
kys
kiss your sister?
This is you giving up I have won this interaction
alright bro we get it, you full nelson anal'd a b***h during a showing of Transformers. very cool bro you impressed everyone here
Ignore the gay responses, the guy you were replying to is a moron and you putting him in his place inadvertently triggered a bunch of dweebs.
>the ole "you can't get laid" nonsense
Fat b***hes, hookers, desperate women, old women, and virgins all exist and are all almost exclusively down to frick the most unfrickable dudes. Sex is only impressive to middle schoolers and former incels
I fingered a girl while watching Incredibles 2 we basically just went to the film to make out, but it was bad enough that it distracted me from her
Also, once, some old c**t wouldn't shut up while I was watching John Wick 3 with my brother, like, one of those braindead morons that react to every scene
>oh shit he threw the knife
>why don't they kill this ugly dyke?
My brother very politely asked her to please stay quiet, she b***hed and started screaming
>Ohhhh change your seats if you're that bothered!
I then jumped over her seat and loudly told her and her limpdicked husband that if she didn't shut the frick up I'd piss in her soda cup and throw at her head
>why don’t they kill the ugly dyke
Kek based
Did everyone clap?
No it was just a regular fingering, not really clap worthy
Its interesting that when you identify yourself as anything other than a wretched loser here, it's always somehow "projection." You do know that normal people frick each other, right?
>be me
>be decade or two ago
>theatre release of original Star Wars movies
>never saw them in theatre as a kid
>too much of a poorgay
>had to wait to see them on TV
>no longer poorgay
>decide to finally go get the full theatre experience
>be watching Return of the Jedi
>bunch of disinterested pre-Zoomies sitting a few rows in front of me
>they seem less-than-impressed with Boomer movie
>classic epic scene as Vader enters Emperor's throne room on the Death Star
>dramatic ominous music
>"A small Rebel force has penetrated the shield and landed on Endor ... My son is with them."
>"Are you sure? I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear Lord Vader."
>"I have FELT him my Master."
>pre-Zoomies burst out into laughter
>about to knee-jerk go full-metal Boomer and tell them STFU for not showing proper respect to classic, epic, uberest space opera
>but suddenly realise ...
>actually that is kinda funny
>how did I never notice that before?
>must be getting old
>touché my young friends
>pre zoomies
That would make them zoomers
Black person he's talking about the 90s release of the OT
These were the first millennials
Yeah, probably was. Not sure if Prequel shit was even out yet, and probably unaltered versions. Can't imagine I'd have gone to watch Greedo shot web first.
It was, we're looking at 30 years ago and if you were young but but didn't have money to watch the OT you must be 60 or something
>pre zoomer
Whatever, I can't keep up with all this shit anyway, and can't remember exactly when this happened. Like I said, I'm old.
Can't watch that scene the same way ever since though.
tv is too racist and dumb to fathom that my stories of going to black theaters to watch films (which makes them 100x better) are completely true. they think a white child would get killed there or something but i saw revenge of the sith and the heckling was legendary
>must be getting old
>for not showing proper respect to classic, epic, uberest space opera
there are an unlimited amount of options you know... and you could react the way a ton of 7-year-old's (like myself) would have. you sarcastically go
>OH MY GOSH THAT IS SO FUNNY
>OH MY GOSH DID YOU HEAR HOW HE SAID HE FELT HIM
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and then they get pissed
So pwn them by sounding like a mad homosexual?
Can confirm re: black theaters. Saw The Grudge 2 (lol) out of sheer boredom late one night and it was the rowdiest, loudest, most fun I've ever had at a movie. Blunts being passed around the entire theater, all the girls screaming at every part, people fricking in the bathroom by the aisle, etc. My buddy and I were the only white people in there, got high as frick for free and enjoyed the chaos. It was legit like the movie theater scene in Gremlins. We still bring it up all these years later.
holy based.
I love watching scary movies at the cheap ass theatre in a multi-cultural neighborhood. It's mostly indians but there are some blacks too and everytime there's a jump scare, you hear screams or the occasional "HELL NAH". Makes me kek every time. It's only annoying when it's families and they bring their children to see horror films. Teenagers usually make the funniest call outs.
>tv is too racist and dumb to fathom that my stories of going to black theaters
You should post your anecdotes on R*ddit and see how long it takes for you to get banned.
Part of free speech is being exposed to ideas you might not like so either put up with the ‘racist and dumb’ board culture here or frick off to some umbrageous hugbox you insufferable rectal wart.
Same goes for you, cupcake. You sound a little upset...
Nta, but you came in here seething over le heckin racisms, and typing like a schizo
, you genuinely have no room to shit talk anyone in the fricking thread.
I wasn't him, just poking fun.
I did ")
You sound deliciously upset.
>You sound deliciously upset.
I genuinely don't know how you get that from my post, midly annoyed at most. I'm mostly just really, really confused by homosexualy ass posting style.
It's all good, cupcake.
What am I supposed to be frightened of? Lol
post stories or frick off moron
The fact that you think recounting a sexual experience is "acting cool" in an anonymous environment like this suggests an extremely skewed worldview. Have you considered going to therapy about it?
I've been to the cinema countless times but I've never seen anyone fricking or being a loud obnoxious moron.
The fricking thing is very rare
My friend legit had intercourse at the drive-in kinoplex during Contagion (2011). They tried hiding it under covers but my other friend opened the door to ask him a question and they were oozing coom inside of each other.
Gay
Paying for a crackhead's ticket and her sucking me off in the movie while I fingered her stinky pussy. Spiderman 3 will always be an iconic film for me. Fricked her raw behind a dumpster after.
this is why inceldom is acceptible now, If this isn't bait I really hope you take a good long look back on your life and have a nice day.
lmao you mad because someone fingered some crackhead pussy?
>incel
>gets more then you
What did the homosexual mean by this?
People clapped at the end. WTF?!
Went to see IT with a girl just to make out and in the scene where the kid says "You'll float too" a black woman a couple seats back said "i'd float the hell outta there" in the blackishest way possible and for some reason i started laughing so hard midkiss that the girl i was making out got mad
>the girl i was making out got mad
I don’t understand, why? It’s funny.
t. Virgin
got me
Why are moralgays so insufferable? Why are you spending your time chastising someone over something they did years ago on anonymous internet forum? You're more pathetic than a person having sex in front of kids. Get a grip.
And why is he focusing on one guy?
Multiple people itt have sexy stories on Cinemas
Me and my friends used to go to the movies, blazed out of our minds to watch a random movie, and if it's shit we'd go berserk.
We spill our drinks all over the floor, spread the popcorn everywhere and there's always one motherfricker with nacho and cheese. Literally tipping the container upside down and then stomping on it so nacho, cheese, and smell go everywhere. We kick the backs of the seats in front of us breaking through it and making sure those seats are ruined permanently.
Once we got out, we'd go to the bathrooms and frick up everything there. We'd piss all over the sinks, shit in the trashcans, shit on the floor, piss everywhere.
Every bad movie used to be a wild experience.
I hope you and Black person friends went to see The Little Mermaid and The Flash.
I like to think that if everyone rioted the way we did in response to bad movies, we'd have better options than the little mermaid or the flash to go see today.
Shit, i laughed because i remembered one of my friends when we saw fantastic four back in 2015, we were drunk as frick and he threw his almost full soda towards the screen while everyone was complaining about the last fight.
He threw it so enraged that even we on his side got wet with warm orange soda, the entire teather became a baboon fest because everyone wanted to find who did it, we all started laughing instantly but we got away saying that the movie is so bad that its funny
Lmao.
Me and a few friends went wild on one of the Fast and Furious film, can't exactly recall which one, I think 5
Just 8 teenagers roasting the shit out of it in a somewhat packed theater
>Gal Gadot shows off her "hot" body
>"Where are the breasts? Did the bad guys stole them from her?"
bait. based chimpanzee behaviour regardless
Maybe it's not that crazy but as a kid, the projector wasn't working when I went to go see Scooby Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed, so we had to leave.
More recently, I went to see the first black panther opening night, and in a black neighborhood, so of course I saw a bunch of knagz/hoteps, I got handed a flyer with a bunch of black community shit, which seemed innocent enough, but there was also a straight up fricking hammer and sickle on it, I also fricked buying the tickets (it was my first time), and though I bought high seats, but bought shitty ones close to the screen, so me and my brother had to move for a group of black guys when it was found we were in the wrong seats, I know at least one of those homosexuals felt a bit of catharsis over it, especially with the movie that was playing, probably feeling like picrel.
Oh shit, I just remembered another one, me my friends(?) (they're really more my bros friends, but it doesn't matter), went to see the first MHA movie, and one got kicked out for saying homie (he's black), because some black boomer b***h was there with her with 12yo grand daughter, and bunch of her little friends, so she went out to go snitch, and try to get us kicked out, he chose to let us stay, and only have himself get kicked out, that was cool of him, but I felt bad, and was pretty pissed at the stupid old b***h.
>you genuinely would not act like this to someone in person
i've only read your last two posts but it's true i would have elbowed you in the jaw instead
>go to theatre alone
>8/10 asian grl sits right next to me despite the almost empty theater
>ads are ending, she's right next to me, cute girl
>in enters 6'3 CHAD, her boyfriend
>they cuddle all throughout the movie
don't tell me you've watched Blade Runner 2049 unless you've watched it like I did
sounds hot t b h
closest you've ever gotten to a hot girl huh? that's pretty wild, hope you sniffed her seat after the movie ended.
>pic related
I saw Clone Wars in theatre. You can all get fricked, it was great.
Attack of the Clones, rather. Forgot they released that cartoon thing.
Based and true. Normalgays, larping or not, should always be ridiculed on principle.
When I was in high school I was at the movie with 2 buddies, they were both gay and I wasn't gay but they kept trying to make me gay
anyway I sat between them at the movies and one of them reached down my pants and started jerking me off I don't know I let it happen then our other buddy started jacking me off too at the same time
I creamed after a few minutes looking back they for sure were planning on it cause there's no reason they wouldn't have been sitting together
If a homosexual even touched me the cops would never find the homosexuals body.
t. will transition in <2 years
dont hold your breath fairy
>Actually you're the homosexual! Im not owned! YOU'RE OWNED BOOMER
lol, lmao
>>glad I could help
I recognize that reference
>Blacks are much more well behaved among whites
>Blacks are much more fun and relaxed among themselves
Why did we get rid of segregation again?
Girlfriend blew me during Sucker Punch in the theater.
It wasn’t that obvious because there were several seats empty around us and we sat at the back of the theater. Im not saying people didn’t know what we were doing if they glanced over but it wasn’t “overly obvious” or anything.
When I worked at a Regal in High School a Grandma came to the concession stand asking if we had seen her granddaughter she came to pick up. Apparently she was way late. Well we all walked into the theater to check and the granddaughter was in the middle of making out with her boyfriend. I then watched the abuela smack the living shit out of both of them.
I love Abuelas.
>be me, March 2020 right before COVID lockdowns
>go to see Impractical Jokers the Movie with wife
>we have the theater to ourselves until 15 minutes in when a high school couple shows up
>sit a few rows behind us but only a few seats to the right of ours
>movie sucks so my wife and I are mostly bored and ready for it to be over
>hear a gasping noise behind us
>look behind and see a large dark blanket over the high school couple
>look a little longer and see blanket moving around a lot
>hear another barely audible gasp
>wife and I start laughing, but is also super weird
>10 minutes left in movie, couple walks out and leaves while eyeing us like we might now what they were doing
Funny that this is probably my last, most vivid pre-covid memory lol
>in high-school
>go with a friend to see whatever transformers because it's summer
>he thinks it would be great to take some acid before the movie
>I tell him that's a terrible idea
>he says I'm right
>took it behind my back anyways
>we get through the line and grab our tickets and he gets some popcorn
>walking past and he says he wants to get some butter from the dispenser
>I say ok
>he starts to dispense it on his popcorn
>doesn't let go
>ask him if he wants some popcorn with his butter
>look at his face and realize what's happening
>he's literally just holding the butter button and filling up an entire tub of popcorn with fricking hot butter
>doing my best to not make a scene I kind of nudge him and he stops
>he says "butter falls like butter free free butter"
>Black person what
>he goes back to dispensing the butter and at this point it's over flowing
>people are staring
>grab him and start leading him to the exit
>he's fricking pouring the butter all over the fricking floor
>"be free butter falls"
>get him outside and in the car where he just says butterfall butter free free butter over and over until he's done tripping
I don't like movie theaters.
You Black folk are crazy
I'd only drop acid in a padded room with someone I trust staying square
I've heard so many stories of people falling into things or pissing and shitting themselves
any mood enhancers are slippery slopes and even more so with someone who already isnt of sound mind.
not that anon and have never done acid/know about it but
>playing VR chat during its height
>hanging out being obnoxious “sniffing” virtual toes
>guy in full rig moving strangely says something along the lines of “im so high this acid is starting to get crazy haha”
>get right in his face and say “it’s on the ceiling do NOT look up, don’t look at it don’t look at it it’s on the ceiling do NOT look at it don’t let it know”
>he literally just freezes staring down at a rough 20 degree angle with his hands barely moving
>he stayed like that for at least 5 minutes before I left
did I do bad and was he really on acid
>did I do bad and was he really on acid
no and yes
One time during a party my friend took acid and spent the night rolling around on the floor yelling "Ronald Donald Volonald" for like 6 hours
>>he's literally just holding the butter button and filling up an entire tub of popcorn with fricking hot butter
>>"be free butter falls"
butter free free butter
im dyin that is fricking hilarious
Literally nothing happens at my local kinoplex, everyone is always silent enjoying the film. its a comfy time
when I was like 8 waiting in line outside a woman had a stroke and died
Return of the King was dope
>went to see Return of the King and ended up seeing Queen of the Damned
To all the anons who say something overtly sexual happening, why didn't you do anything?
Like, if they're Chad and Stacey, why not get security to frick them over? Am I just more vindictive than others?
At the very least, you could frick with them. Shining a flashlight on them would be great.
Or even just getting up next to them and stealing some commentary in.
>I got next, okay?
Stand up for yourself anon!
I dunno man, sounds pretty cringe ruining someone's bj time
If they were being obnoxiously loud, sure, otherwise it's kinda gay
It's funny how in every Fallout Ch is a dump stat and Luck reigns supreme
Oops, wrong thread
Dubs of truth thoughbeit
I wouldn't want some aspie jackass interrupting me while I was doing it.v0xpj
I may be an incel but I ain't no snitch.
went and saw that new spiderman with my cousin a few weeks ago. there was a very obviously autistic asian bloke with his handler in our row and every time a character he recognised (from the comics?) came on the screen he got super excited and made this funny noise.
made me happy to see the guy having a good time 🙂
Made out during War of the Worlds, the Tom Cruise one. Did some cuddling during Shakespeare In Love and The Crying Game, that wasn’t a great date movie choice.
gf jacked me off in an empty screening of the first Alien.
Went and saw "It", about twenty minutes into the movie some skinhead guy slowly lumbers down into a seat right in front of me, carrying two backpacks.
For the next 30 minutes he was mumbling shit at the screen, like "Oh yeah motherfricker? I'll frick you up, fricker. Frick you."
Genuinely thought it was going to be a Dark Knight shooter scenario for a while, but then he just randomly got up and left the theater, and never returned.
Oh also Bladerunner 2049 gave me tinnitus.
This one time I was working a later shift at the cinema it was pretty empty in the entire theater. These two kids approached the counter for snacks and suddenly one of the collapsed and braised his head on way down on the counter. He cut his had, a little blood. His friend dropped to the floor and began saying his name a bunch. We asked if he was alright and his friend said this had never happened before. They got free tickets
>“In order to celebrate the upcoming release of Star Wars The Rise Of Skywalker, we’ll project the original cut of THX 1138 in 35mm”
>me: “oooh that could be good, especially since it’s now out of circulation”
>ticket is $7
>take a seat
>“alright, THX, here we go”
>movie starts
>it’s a de-washed CGI Warner Bros. logo from the mid 2000s covered in cigarette burns
>it’s the director’s cut but in a worse quality than the one I have downloaded for free at home
>meanwhile picrel is laughing somewhere at my demise
I was 18 hanging out with friends from highschool
>be aussie
>we go to our local kinoplex
>i dont even remember what movie it was for
>cinema filling up
>we walk into the middle of a gigantic argument, literally
>3/4s of the way up the seating tiers, mid size cinema
>an absolute giant of a man, a shorter version of Thor from GoT, strongman powerlifter tier, about 6ft tall, easily 140kgs+, insanely broad shoulders, bald, arms like treetrunks etc, with his decent looking gf who said nothing
>screaming at 3 boys ~16-18 yrs old, skinny athletic types
>presumably they gave him lip, or did something to offend him and chatted back
>he was on the row above them, everyone standing
>everyone filing in while the shouting match was going on
>the young guys are intimidated, probably the first time anyone who could destroy them irl has confronted them willingly in their life, you could tell they were the "bully" type of guys in school
>after howling threats and admonishments to the 3 guys, his voice on par with the best of hollywoods drill sargeant scenes, he turns on the one girl in their group, tells her "stop acting like a child in public and grow the frick up", she responds with "i-i am g-grown up", legitimately terrified.
>they all agree to calm down and watch the film, we all awkwardly sit down well away from the two groups and watch the film.
>then the film ends
>the 4 young adults rush out of the film first, blank expressions
>everyone else files out same as usual
>we were waiting just outside the building for our lift, under the shade, it was raining at night, at least 40+ young adults standing waiting for parents to pickup
>the couple walk through the crowd, we don't notice, going to their car
>in the darkness of the carpark, you then hear the behemoths gf scream "Wtf are you doing-ahhhh"
1-2
2-2;
>one of the teens had grabbed the divider pole things as they left, and used it as a bat to bust the head of the big guy from behind
>walks through the crowd with a smug look to group up with his friends who were hiding in an alt-exit inside the building
>as he walks just past me, i pretend to converse to my friend facing him, but eyes on the attacker, and slowly, loudly say "what a fricking pussy" with a big smirk on my face, after all, im partly facing him, he can't cheapshot me
>see the genuinely butthurt look cross his face, walks past me and pretends he didn't hear
>as he goes down the escalator with his friends, giant-man who was lying on the ground in the rain, gets up, walks quickly through the crown holding the back of his head, looking for them
>security arrived at this point, spoke a few words to the guy holding his head, then let him go off down the alt-exit stairs with his gf following behind, clearly too intimidated to stop him
>security blocked off anyone else from entering the building to go see, closed the cinema doors from that entry
>we just waited for our lifts
>ill never know if he caught up with them and got revenge for the cheap shot or not.
i wish he did, i truly wish he gave those 3 little gays the beating of a lifetime kek.
He's lucky he's Australian, doing that to Black folk in here would've gotten him shot
yeah, even biker gang members rarely carry weapons cuz the police are always harrassing them, unless they are planning on conflict happening or starting it in advance.
these days its knife crime that can definitely happen to you, we're like a diet-version of the UK, but still, you're far more likely to have a bottle broken over your head, ganged up on, or punched in the back of the head out in the city on a fri-sat night than being stabbed or anything.
>me and 2 friends go to see transformers
>2 of us dose some robitussin, 3rd doesn't know
>it's a surprise
>arrive at theater
>we both roll out of the car and start puking
>other friend realizes what has happened
>herds us into theater as I keep trying to turn the wrong way
>sit in the back row
>a couple sits a few seats down from me
>movie is a slideshow to me
>they're making out
>i start puking in the seat next to me
>they switch seats
Failed penis inspection. Lost $40. I really wanted to watch the movie too, it was the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre and I was 17.
I went to watch Top Gun 2 with my mom and there was this smoking milf in her 50s and she was explaining some things about the original movie to her husband before the movie started. Once Danger Zone kicked in she went crazy and started dancing in her seat, it was very endearing and further cemented my desire of a milfy older gf.
How can anyone compete with this?
I passed out and hit my head on table
>high school
>go see a movie with buddy
>he’s friends with a bunch of wannabe gangbangers
>they show up to the movie
>one is a nog ofc
>nog shows up intent on cause trouble
>emo guy (20s) and his qt in front of him
>he keeps swatting the guys israelite fro and calling him a white Black person
>he gets up and takes a call at the front of the theater mid movie
>walks back and goes down their aisle and stops in front if the guy and farts
>white guy shoved him and nog pushed forward
>pants and boxers sagged below ass so just bare ass visible
>he screams that a cracker trying to rape him
>couple just leave mid movie
>nog follows so we do too because uh oh
>white guy posts up and nog goes full chimp mode savagely beating while girl looks embarrassed
>on-site coo eventually splits up and handcuffs nog
>white girl left mid fight
>bloodied emo guy explaining situation to fat cop while nog handcuffed on sidewalk
>nog looks left then right
>jumps up and runs away
Damn even stole the handcuffs. Classic
dark skinned woman and her shithead son were sitting behind me, boy says he has to pee and she tells him to go in a cup. that kid pissed so fricking long he might've just filled that cup. i like to think one of the cleanup wagies took a sip thinking it was a soda
Got blown by a thot during a movie about Jesus. I think she spit my load into her Icee, but she drank it anyways.
Took a my girl to see live action Aladdin
Parents let their little shits run rampant
One had to be 8-10 and was the worst literally stealing popcorn/drink sips from people on the sides.
Parents do nothing nor say anything.
Actual audience people start shouting.
One group fed up enough went to report it and literally as the usher entered the kid was front and center, shorts removed, and shitting on the floor.
They shut the movie down and refunded everyone.
Blows my mind parents let their kids act like this. Those bawds acted like he’d never don’t anything.
I was a pretentious weirdo 18 year old who was a Shakespeare fan and went to see Romeo + Juliette in a theatre packed to the rims with other, mostly younger teenagers. Every time Danes was on screen the boys were hooting and every time DiCaprio was on screen all the girls were squealing. Then Baz Lurman cut out all the scenes that didn't have either in it so it was just constant noise. I hated that film for years.
went to the kinoplex to see osmosis jones with my dad and this other dad in the row in front of us with his son started doing rails of coke during the movie
Watching The Room in theatres. It was actually kind of infuriating.
I saw a good movie.
That was 20 years ago,
it looked like a hole in the screen where people were doing shit.
Just to let you know that I skip every post that mentions something about how they had sex, so if you want me to read your posts, cut it out. I've skipped many posts in this thread. I have no respect for sex havers and I do not hear you. Kapeesh? Thanks.
I went to a movie theater alone and it was basically just me and some other couple that sat three rows below
Intrusive thoughts won and jerked off mid section just to see if I could
I wiped out with the candy wrapper
Saw a couple having sex. Beat my frickin meat to the thought if it later that night.
Man what is all this bullshit, any time I go to the theater people shuffle in, watch the movie, and shuffle back out. I wish my place was crazy too
Went to a Wednesday late night screening of Coco a few days before Christmas on a second date. Kids movie+showtime=not a single other person in the theater. We just made out for an hour in the center seats. If we'd known each other longer probably would have just started banging if they didn't throw us out.
Also: Saw Everything Everywhere all at Once and there was a whole crowd of trannies in line ahead of me. Not the "tfw no femboy gf" type, but more like Chris Chan abominations.
Then I saw Jojo Rabbit on a date with a black girl. We got drinks on the way home and had a pretty intense vibe, ended up fricking in my car in a public park. First thing I said afterwards was "Hitler would not approve." Ended up dating for over two years and she kept reminding me of that.
Oh yeah, not really wild just unpleasant: Was late to a 70mm showing of 2001 in a small theater. Ended up crammed in a corner, could barely even see the screen, projector was out of focus, and the sound was cranked up to brain-splitting volume. Worst theater time I've ever had.
I went to see the Jurassic world 2 with a female friend in ripped my pants while sitting down. I waited for the lights to go out and excused myself into the bathroom. Then I sprinted to a shopping mall across the street and bought the first pair of supermarket jeans. I came back in about 20 minutes and she never noticed, even though they were in completely different colour, just made a joke about contraptions. The movie was shit and I never fricked her.
How fricking bad was the rip that you needed a new pair?
he just wanted an excuse to get new jeans for his chick
It was a catastrophic fail, it ripped all the way from my crotch to half the thigh, and across the back of my leg in big L shape. I had to hold it with a hand so it doesn't expose my butt. Yes, I was a fatass.
>take date to movie theater to see Alpha Dog
>opening credits are just starting
>date kicks the seat in front of her as she sits down
>woman turns around and asks her to not kick her seat
>date leans down and says something I couldn't hear
>woman loudly calls my date a b***h
>my date goes ballistic and starts calling her out to fight
>entire movie theater is now watching
>my date gets spear tackled by the other girl into another row of seats before punches get thrown
>movie stopped, lights on, security trying to calm everything
>I'm still in my chair in complete disbelief
>date refuses security's demand to leave the theater
>security escorts me out
>abandon date at movie theater and never talk to her again
was she hot?
>>date kicks the seat in front of her as she sits down
turns around and asks her to not kick her seat
Some b***h did that to me once. Just said it wasn't me but she turned around. Not my fault i'm tall, fricking prostitute.
You made the right call.
I fell asleep watching Uncut Gems and got scared when I got woken up
One time in college, they showed Rocky Horror Picture Show. I'd heard about the traditional audience participation, but had never seen it before.
Never again.
Not a movie theatre, but at an actual theatre watching a live perfomance a girl sits next to me and just starts talking to me, asking me about it as i'd seen it before. etc talk some more in the intermission, turns out shes german (this was in london), pretty cute but older than me by a bit. When it was over, we both step out and she just asks me in that domineering german way if I wanted to walk with her a bit. This was 11 at night so there was a very real chance she could mug me or steal my kidneys. Anyway we stroll through the streets of london for an hour and part ways at a tube station. She hugged me and gave me a business card.Looked her up and furned out she was some accomplished academic and author. Not that funny, but just felt very bizzare.
>She hugged me and gave me a business card.
Impressive, very nice.
ITT: we find out most of Cinemaphile enjoy acting ghetto
Not much luckily, the best thing was experiencing movies were people knew when to gasp, remain silent, laugh and so on. I guess the worst experience was when I watched Endgame, some stupid brat kept yelling gay and kicking the seats.
He was right though
>I guess the worst experience was when I watched Endgame
yea that sounds fricking horrible you slopper
i had sex, empty theater, Rio was playing. IM old
I used to work at a kinoplex and sex toys were a common thing left behind for some reason. Especially when Magic Mike was out. Also lots of wine bottles when that one Mila Kunis mom movie come out.
i got a foot massage from the girl in front of me
i belched really loudly and ruined a horror movie's opening jumpscare because everyone was too busy laughing
>Go on a date with a girl to see The Joker
>Get to the scene with the counselor and all of Joker man's pills
>Girl leans into me and whispers, "That's just like me."
christ
>took girl to see Watchmen, feel really awkward during overly long sex scene, she even loudly says “what the frick”
>friend drags me to midnight showing of some Batman movie, guy with orange hair starts shooting people halfway thru the movie
>paid money to see Avengers Endgame in theaters. Still pissed about that
the watchmen sex scene was kino
>decided opening night for star wars episode seven was a perfect time to try shrooms for the first time
>Also decided that seven grams all at once was a good first time dose
>Ego death during the first of the shittiest fricking star wars movies to come
During that Britney Spears movie a 15yo girl in the front row stripped, danced and gave her 19yo boyfriend a bj, made a production of getting her clothes back on when the deputy got involved. Hit on the ushers while we waited for the shit show to continue in the lobby.
I worked at a movie theater. A lot of shit went down.
>be me (16)
>worked at local kinoplex
>team lead was 22 year old girl with fat breasts
>I was the only one who had a car for some reason
>she asked for a ride home
>when we get to her shitty apartment, she pulls out her breasts and ask if I want to come up with her
>frick her but only last like 15 seconds and she makes fun of me and tells everyone but forgets I’m not 18 and gets fired
Another
>got to see “30 days of Night” before it came out
>hot heavily pregnant manager sits next to me.
>gets scared and grabs onto me
>does it a couple of times
>starts to cuddle with me
>movie’s over and she just gets up and leaves
I think my grossest experience was, working when Cloverfield came out.
People could not stop puking during that movie. The theater and bathrooms were covered in puke.
That's the one with the giant monster and the shitty perspective camera work? didn't they make a sequel with John Goodman about them being locked in an emergency bunker?
>>hot heavily pregnant manager sits next to me.
>>gets scared and grabs onto me
>>does it a couple of times
to cuddle with me
’s over and she just gets up and leaves
holy based, also good movie
>that second story
I went to a kinoplex when “Phoenix Forgotten” (shitty found footage movie about the phoenix lights). There was a bunch of drunk natives in the theater. Every time something about the rez was mentioned one guy would shout a dumb one liner. The first one, the theater laughed and he thought he was a comedian. He kept getting louder and louder. The manager asked him to be quiet and he got belligerent. Him and his friends jumped the manager. They beat the shit out of him, then proceeded to piss in the theater. The cops came in and two ran, while the other 4 fell over trying to run out.
Natives are actually genuinely subhumans who need to be finished off. I didn't have a racist bone in my body until I moved to Montana and met genuine crow indians, not white people who claim 1/16th Cherokee, and every single one was an irredeemable drunk, tweaked out piece of shit.
Need to mention that I lived off of MLK Blvd in Tampa for years, around tons of hood homies, and that didn't make me racist because some of them were still good people, we could find common ground on things and be cool, but every single chug I've ever met has been just absolutely awful and they don't deserve the mercy we grant them, letting them live on patches of land in the middle of nowhere. I can't wait for another Day of the Blankets
I always heard natives are brutal and terrible, hard to believe they'd be worse than basketball Americans. I've never been near a heavy native area since I've never been in the Midwest or west area.
It's true though, I'd rather be the only white guy amidst a sea of pavement apes than see even a single prairie Black person.
Basketball Americans can be funny and chill, they typically enjoy a good piss-take and the older ones are based as frick. Redskins are ubiquitously plastered to hell and belligerent. They don`t have a funny bone in their body and are perpetually butthurt about their plight.
Basically interracial relationships hinge on comedy-whoever you can joke with you can live with. This is also why men are typically more easily able to get along with people of other races as they can accept jokes much better than women.
Just watched The Blackening in theater and got the full black audience experience, was great.
>Be me in empty theater
>Only other person shows up
>Sits one row ahead me
Am I right fellas?
Am I right fellas?
2 teenagers bring in an 'HSP', leave it on the floor half eaten when they leave
why not just fricking take it out?
wtf is an HSP? some bong shit?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halal_snack_pack
from australia
heavy food, usually when you're craving something really greasy
pretty much, a frick ton of kebab meat on top of chips, with 3 different types of sauces
We usually just cover our fries (chips) in chili and cheese sauce, kind of similar, but meat wise we have hamburgers with chili, slaw, mustard, and onion rings or fries.
Taking that to a theater sounds just as stupid as the crab leg meme.
Wtf is even that?
Two guys just started fighting each other and then left the theater. They were both on a date with the same girl and I guess something just set them off. Nobody else in the theater even cared. They didn't even say anything, just started throwing punches and they fell to the ground and kept going at it until one just runs out, followed by the other and their dumb prostitute.
>he didn't watch the midnight premiere show of Snakes on a Plane
you losers don't know what you missed.
I had to fight three Muslim women at a screening of Seven psychopaths.
They were loud mouth English Muslim girls and keep being loud and obnoxious so when I was walking past them when the movie ended they said something to my friend and I told them to frick up. At this point they went right to violence and starting hitting me full force punches to the back of the head and I had abit of an autism fit and started swinging and dropped one and wobbled the second. I started panicking as I knew the consequences for hitting women so I left and two of the Muslim girls chases us shouting and a couple guys came to white knight for them. Thankfully my friend trains in boxing or MMA or some shit and knocked out the first guy who pushed me and then the rest kinda just deescalated.
I was paranoid it was going to go viral on YouTube or something but I got lucky
This thread only goes to show how much of a norman central Cinemaphile has become
fat couple fricking in top corner of the cinema and you can hear their flaps slapping against each other
Got head during that one movie about the big dick plaster cast chicks.
Cumming
I spilled an a giant soda that I took one drink out of during King Kong. I got dirty looks from the ushers as I walked out. I guess they saw it on the cameras….
IIRC the movie was "The Wrestler", I had a broken leg in a cast, went with my friends and we brought in a bottle of Wild Turkey and polished it off. I had to pee in the middle of the movie, tried to start navigating the aisle with my crutches, tripped on the empty Wild Turkey bottle, it started rolling down the theater extremely loudly, while simultaneously I fell over the row in front of me landing on a bunch of old civilians. Fortunately they didn't stop the movie or flip the lights on, sort of scuttled away from the situation.
>Go to Incredibles
>Weekday session on cheap Tuesday
>Single mothers with crotch fruit everywhere
>One of the little shits is whizzing off his breasts on sugar and excitement
>Literally running up and down stairs, running 5-6 seats into rows then back out
>Asking people rude questions loudly
>He asks me why I’m so fat
>Five minutes later he asks me why I’m so bald
>Ten minutes later he comes running through my row
>I’m sitting about halfway into the middle block of seats towards the back because there was plenty of space on one side for my popcorn and the other for my coat and hat
>Little shit comes running past during the scene where the hover disks are chasing Dash
>Gets a good head of speed up because folding seats are in upright position
>Trip him, he goes face first into the drinks holder, knocks out a tooth and splits his lip
>Screaming, blood, and for the first time his c**t mother suddenly decides he’s precious and needs 1:1 care
>Hustles him out crying and screaming
All in all the movie was pretty good, 8.5/10.
>Snuck in drinks to movie and end up getting pissed
>Come out of theater late and see no staff around
>Notice they left a big metal flashlight in the lobby
>Say loudly to my friends "WOAH, THAT'S A NICE FLASHLIGHT"
>Take it without thinking
>See theater worker rushing out of the front doors as we pull away
I miss doing petty shit like this while intoxicated with bros
>go to some stupid movie alone
>some guy walks in 30 seconds before the trailers start and takes a flash photo of me
>go with high school gf to see Resident Evil Afterlife
>the only other people in the theater are a morbidly obese couple in the very front row
>10 minutes into the movie they leave
>the movie is terrible
>we move to the back row and start to make out then eventually frick
>not quiet since we're the only ones there
>finish toward the end of the movie
>movie ends
>lights go up
>another couple who we somehow never noticed towards the front of the theater stand up, turn around, give us a strong evil eye, then leave
Another one
>sitting at home having some strong drinks
>out of the blue a female friend hits me up and asks if I want to go out on a date in like 30 minutes
>meet up with her
>she's a bit drunk too
>bowl and drink more beer for like an hour
>go to theater, she wants to see Vox Lux
>we're both piss drunk by now
>she snuck in a couple pints of whiskey too, get even more hammered
>hardly remember anything except both of us laughing and commenting on the movie loudly while the entire rest of the packed theater is silent
>guy in front of us tried to start shit
>don't even remember the movie ending
>woke up the next morning fully clothed in my own bed with a full pizza next to me
>didn't hear from her again for like 4 years
>wildest
This isn't Reddit; you can say "craziest" here.
The world wild is "reddit" now?
Was on a date and this kid behind us wouldn't fricking stop talking to his girlfriend about every little thing that happened. In a moment of "so insanely autistic that I accidentally became a Chad" anger, I pulled a $20 bill out of my wallet, turned around, dropped it in their popcorn bucket and said "I'm paying you to shut the frick up". Like 30 seconds later he started sobbing and ran out of the theater. Kinda felt bad for him honestly.
I went to see rise of skywalker late in the day, it was completely empty except me and a black girl late 20s or so, we sat next to each other and she edged me with a handjob while Rey was on screen. She sucked me off and swallowed and went to the bathroom and never came back. I don't know what to feel.
If this story is true that was 200% a man or a trans woman lmao. Theaters are insanely popular for kink shenanigans.
Don't even care at this point she was at least an 8 for a black girl.
I took a girl to see Straight Outta Compton in a South LA kino plex while fricking hammered. I actually grew up there, I think that was the reasoning on going to see it. Anyways, we get there and it's fricking packed with homies. I still remember walking through the aisles to my seat and realizing that we were the only non blacks in the place. So the movie starts and they just start fricking clapping and hollering, this repeats anytime a character is introduced. I don't remember much but I just went along with them and starting saying some shit like "eazy e was a punk b***h" or something. Apparently, at some point the Black folk started catching on and talking shit to me talking shit about the movie. The girl had to get me out of there, and me being fricking hammered, she had to drive my car to her place lol I'm glad she bailed me out, I probably would have gotten heem'd if she didn't
I saw how several people said "frick it" and leave the kinoplex throughout the last main star wars movie.
parents bringing their barely 1 year old baby to a horror movie
if they were smart they wouldnt ne normies
Some fricking boomer using the flashlight on his phone to look at something for way too fricking long.
And then when I saw Top Gun Maverick in a proper IMAX theater I had some Black person next to me texting the entire time and some other homosexual in front of me trying to record one of the more climactic moments on his fricking tiktok.
I've always hated movie theaters, literally a decade before streaming was a thing I thought they were shit. They deserve to die out while I watch movies at home.
Once when I was about 12 some fricking "teens" were being real obnoxious and spoiling the film for everyone
My mate had those hard boiled sweets on him so he grabbed a handful and just pelted all of them, domed like 3 of them in the back of the head
They were pissed and left because they couldn't find who did it
Miss that guy
ive got two
>at local theater
>fairly young, maybe like 10
>Watching shark tale (i think)
>theater has these seats that go pretty high up in the back
>Pretty solid drop off the sides
>the railings there usually stop most drunk people and the likes from falling to their doom
>drunk people arent small like children
>anyways the movie had to be shut down after a kid squeezed between the railing and fell all the way down
>small me was quite upset with the fact we couldnt finish the movie
We got mcdonalds after, so it was all good
more recent story
>Watching avengers endgame with my dad
>He doesnt really care about the movie, just wants to do something with me
>My dad is also a massive alcoholic
>before we head out there, he gets incredibly drunk
>doubly drunk when he brings me into a bootleg hooters by the theater beforehand, loading up on more beer
>most uncomfortable plate of fries of my life
>get into the theater itself
>Theater is completely empty aside from us
>Sit down in the best seats
>this shits gonna be cash
>Dad does not stop talking during almost the entire movie
"awh, hey thats th- thats the ant guy, yeah?"
>Yeah dad, thats ant man
"he was uh, in... the uhh... he's cool, liked his movie"
>ask him to quiet down a bit in
"issa empty theater! whys it matter?"
>dad falls asleep near the end, somehow
>get to watch the last 20 minutes in peace
tried rewatching that movie recently. just made me remember that day and get grumpy again. a shame
>issa empty theater! whys it matter?"
>>dad falls asleep near the end, somehow
Peak dadkino
you sound like you live in a south park episode
there are a fair few moments in my life that would make for some quality early season south park episodes
nice
All my poor friends dads would do shit like this.
We went to see freddy got fingered and he sent us into the theatre while he got snacks. 30 min pass and no friends dad. He apparently got lost and then went home and left us there. We get a call from friends mom saying dad wrapped his car around a pole and died while we're oblvious and chanting "daddy would you like some sausage".
Close one.
holy shit imagine having freddie got fingered tied to the day your dad died. that poor bastard
I took my nephew to see that Mexican Disney movie Encanto and they stopped the film and told everyone to leave. Turned out some transvestite guy got arrested for jerking off in the back of the theater. Pretty gross.
that was me, sorry
Stunning and brave
My girlfriend and I went to see that movie "50/50", where Joseph Gordon-Levitt has cancer. We sat at the back and shit gave me a handy. I came right when he found out he had cancer.
she*, fricking autocorrect.
Me and 2 buddies went to see Force Awakens when it came out. We sat at the very back and off to the left of us was a really nerdy couple; the kind that make anime sounds in real life and wear cat ears and shit. They would not stop doing noises and laughing and commenting on everything and just as I was about to say something, my buddy gets up and yells:
>"SHUT THE FRICK UP OR GO HOME AND TALK. Jesus christ, don't you guys have a pet snake or tarantula to look after anyway? Frick."
Me and my other friend were pissing ourselves laughing. It totally ruined Han Solo's death scene for me cause I could not stop laughing. Even now if I see a clip of that scene I think back to that moment in the theater.
well i haven't been and don't go to theater anymore but i can recall telling people and couples to shut up many times. People talking during movies are the bane of humanity. I can only imagine how annoying it must be in America...
I went to the cinema because normie friends wanted to see the lastest capeslop (Doctor Strange 2), as could have been expect there were a lot of kids in the cinema (Where I live they give a frick about the movie rating system).
When Wanda killed Black Bolt there were a lot of parents abandoning the cinema with their kids, then when the lesbian moms scene happened there was another wave of families leaving the cinema. At the end of the movie more than half of the seats were empty.
Now I notice that the second scene happened before the first one, but anyway a capeshit movie is not something worth remembering.
As is custom during the Annecy Festival, people throw paper planes towards the screen when it begins. Since most people are students who come to the Fes once in their lifetime, I don't know how this tradition came to be and stay alive, but I love it, it reminds me of my younger days.
Also, we had a special screening of Nausicaa with an original movie tape, straight from Japan. It burned when Nausicaa wakes up the in the golden fields of tentacles.
Sarah Gadon
As a virgin, I don't understand why you'd go to the cinemas to do sex things?
Any anon explain?
Ion know