What kept the wheels from sliding off?

What kept the wheels from sliding off?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hyperboreans knew much more about physics than us

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gravity i would assume

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better question would be what made it move in the first place

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unga bunga caveman leg strength

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know dinosaurs and prehistoric man never lived together? There was 65 millions years of separation between them. This show was moronic and inaccurate.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There must have been a crossover point at one point. There can't just have been nothing.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        When dinos died out mammals were barely more than rodents.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You weren't there. How the frick would you know.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was there and there were no dinosaurs the closest thing to were the nephilim giants but they were enemies of humans and were mostly dying out by that point anyway.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Birds are dinosaurs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok you fricking Nerd. But there were no non-avian dinosaurs in cavemen times. Happy now?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          sharks are older than dinosaurs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Birds arent real you stupid anti-vaxx Trumptard

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flintstones is set in the Jetsons future on a Brave New World esque reservation for those who chose not to participate in the future society. It can be assumed that this particular reservation is simply one of many, only with a caveman theme to attract tourists. Perhaps all the Hanna-Barbera shows take place on these reservations.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where do the talking bears, talking cats etc come from

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          some sort of alliterative Jetsons company, I'm sure
          Bagsley's Bears, Farmington's Foxes & Ferrets, etc

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Flintstones is set in the Jetsons future
        No it's not. You morons are always meming this.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no gasoline cost
    >no carbon footprint
    >no emissions
    >powered only by muscles fortified by protein dense bronto ribs
    This is what they took from you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still have to work 9-5 so Mr Rockberg can buy a new private pterodactyl plane.
      Some things never change

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no gasoline cost
      >no carbon footprint
      >no emissions
      >powered only by muscles fortified by protein dense bronto ribs
      Muscles require fuel and leave emissions and a carbon footprint in the form of methane filled farts and other carbon based bio-waste.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been watching one episode of the Flintstones each saturday for the past 6 months or so and let me tell you, they do have gas for the cars, but they don't explain how it works. Also sometimes vehicles aren't powered by footwork alone

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I admire your discipline in not binging it, or is it only being aired once a week?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i've been thinking of doing the same thing with Speed Racer, 52 episodes, once a week means a show for an entire year

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >footprint footprint

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    extremely powerful magnets

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized I have no idea how a road roller steers. You want to turn left or right. How?
    >Use Google
    But it's fun ponder things on your own

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It deploys an additional wheel/set of wheels

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's a hinge in the middle

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll hinge on your middle if you know what I mean.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just lean in the direction you want to go

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got some wiggleroom, maybe it can turn at an angle of 20 degrees.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every road construction site has a jedi who uses the Force to lift the roller and move it in the direction you wanna go.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It must be really fun to be this fricking moronic. Everything must seem wonderous.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You use a forklift to pick it up and spin it in the direction you want it to go

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the power of friendship

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just how fricking strong are Fred's legs?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stronger than any modern man. If Fred went to a weightlifting contest today he'd crush the entire thing.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        not to mention grip strength

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The wood was slightly curved around the axles. The cartoon depiction brushed over that detail.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dovetails and dowels.

    t. 3rd Degree Woodmason

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a different time.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    momentum

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would imagine if Fred Flintstone left his car at a mechanic they would still find all kinds of bullshit extra things that needs "fixing" even with a simple design like that.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was a beach chair for the longest time as a kid, so this never made sense to me. Never made the connection in my head.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >does untold damage to your burgeoning sexuality

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >expecting realism from a cartoon where dinosaurs exist

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