No it wasn’t the internet was slow as shit and unreliable it would take literally 30 seconds to load a jpeg videos would buffer forever and the quality was bad
You would need to go out your local porn shop for vhs
NTA but in 2000 I was a teenager jacking off to porn with a 56k modem. It was slow but manageable if looking at images though a 30 second video clip would legitimately take hours to download. I bought two porn DVDs when I was 18 (which I still own) which is the one time in my life I've paid for porn but after getting a broadband connection porn any other way was obsolete for me. Along with any interest in softcore skinemax style shit.
>Now cuck porn is popular for some reason
All the cucked/sissy/blacked spam is some of the worst shit to come out of the 2010s. I'm certain it's all homos and closeted homos who brought it to popularity.
the crazy part is there's actually not that many of them compared to other fetishes but it's just that they're so dedicated to their craft, they go far and wide to every corner of the internet to let you know how much they like that shit. They're also the ones who pay for it more often so that's why you often see creators catering to them a lot.
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Thats why i rather watch old porn. Its based knowing a lot of these pornstars back then only stick to their own kind
The removal of PG-13 to softcore sexualization is what caused this insane situation we're in. It's either extreme porn or no sex of any kind. It's insane.
This. It's a cultural problem more than anything. Like sex should be a binary choice between the most extreme porn available or nothing whatsoever, when it makes way more sense that it should be a sliding scale.
There were a number of asian girls involved in them, so it wasn't all just white dudes and chicks, and a lot of lesbianism too.
It is kind of strange how absent black men are from virtually every single film. I can name maybe a few that had black dudes in them, and even then, only for a single scene: >Allyson is Watching >Erotic Confessions >Night Eyes 2 >Tina and the Professor >House of Love
A shame because I always liked softcore over hardcore. I see breasts but not necessarily dicks and honestly the girls seemed better looking and not as drugged out and trashy.
I used to work at a record store that sold porn and they'd send us AVN every month for free. I was very well informed about what was going on in the porn world.
Because they serve no purpose when hardcore porn is available. At least with japanese pink movies the directors use the genre to do interesting experimental filmmaking sometimes and as a training ground for people to learn at the job and then they go to make proper movies
Yes, because japanese softcore actually does something with its movies that isn’t just bland fricky fricky. There are rules and conventions you have to follow, like mandatory frick scenes but otherwise you can do whatever you want so often you get really fun movies on their own right. American movies meanwhile treat the sex and nudity as the whole point so they’re inherently dull outside of those scenes.
Yes, because japanese softcore actually does something with its movies that isn’t just bland fricky fricky. There are rules and conventions you have to follow, like mandatory frick scenes but otherwise you can do whatever you want so often you get really fun movies on their own right. American movies meanwhile treat the sex and nudity as the whole point so they’re inherently dull outside of those scenes.
Plus they have 12-15 year old girls like Rei Kuromiya
Sex & Fury, Terrifying Girls' High School: Lynch Law Classroom, and Delinquent Girl Boss: Worthless to Confess. You can just look up Reiko Ike or Miki Sugimoto on IMDB and pick something they've been in. They are to the Pink Violence genre what Richard Roundtree and Pam Grier were to Blaxploitation. If it's a Pink Violence movie, there's an almost 100% chance that one or both of them will be starring in it, or at least making a cameo.
man I remember having a LAN party in like 2006 or something >had my dad's old color TV from the 80s in my room hooked up to the satellite box so whatever was on the living room TV showed on the one in my room >OG xboxes hooked up to both for Halo with a long as ethernet cord >parents go to bed and we put on TV to watch while having a pizza break >movie ends and Busty Cops 3 comes on >we're all fistbumping and staring at bimbo breasts in the living room except for one friend >he stayed in my room and is acting all upset that we're watching porn like it's wrong >he wasn't gay, he ended up with my highschool oneitus >he did always run like a girl tho >full on Stevan Seagul arm flailing
I jerked it many a time to skinnimax back in the day. my favorite was the shitty hobbit knockoff with the brunette
I know exactly which film you're talkin' about. There was another I remember that had to do with vampires - Evan Stone was in it (at the time my friends and I simply knew him as 'porn fabio')... I think the main character might have even been played by beau bridges?
TUBI has a great selection of "jiggle flicks", both old and newer. I'm a huge fan of shitty b-movies and softcore adventure flicks are among the cream of the crop. The ludicrous porn-tier plots, the awful writing and acting. Anna Nicole Smith did one in the 90s where she was a badass swat team helicopter pilot or something and it's fricking great.
>handful of movies featuring Bigfoot or guys in monkey costumes for Planet of the Apes parodies >no monkey sex
I wasn’t even old enough to jerkoff at the time and monkey sex vids are readily available now but I’m still pissed.
so I was in a local comic comic store probably 20-25 years ago picking up my copy of X-Force. the store owner gave me a copy of SANDMAN for free telling me how great it is and how everyone should read it.
Everyone has access to hardcore pornography in their pocket, teens don't have to wake up in the middle of the night, turn the TV to minimum volume, and watch Emanuelle or looking for porn Mags in the woods
>wake up in the middle of the night, turn the TV to minimum volume, and watch Emanuelle
This was such a right of passage. I wish I could rewire my brain so that seeing a grainy pair of breasts would make me cum so hard I hit the ceiling again
I jerked off to these kinos when I was a teenager: Hotel Erotica, Forbidden Science, Coed Confidential, Zane's Sex Chronicles, Sex Games Vegas, Life on Top
Forbidden Science had some surprisingly high-concept sci-fi mixed in with the usual porn. It always had me wondering if I should be fapping or if I should follow the story because I care about the characters and plotline.
>Real Sex
This show was dogshit and I’m tired of pretending it wasn’t. It barely had any porn. Just people talking about having sex and then weird fetish shit that went nowhere. Here is your softcorekino list:
Genie in a Bikini
Spiderbabe
Bikini Chain Gang (one scene is often memed here)
Bikini Cavegirl
Bikini Carwash
Bikini Airlines
Basically any with bikini in the name. Should have been called bikino
Supplement that with
and you have the worlds best list
>Basically any with bikini in the name. Should have been called bikino
I've only seen Bikini Carwash and Bikini Summer. Honestly, if I were to revive softcore films like I said in
I love softcore movies. I've been rekindling my nostalia of filtered Skinemax and HBO from my adolescence. The Bikini Carwash Company, Hollywood Dreams, Rebecca's Secret, etc. (only one of those movies is good, btw).
I would love to be a softcore movie film director and bring the skin flick back.
I would replace the word "bikini" with "naked girl," because that is the real attraction.
holy BASED my dad got a really good job in the early 2000s and I had a TV with DirectTV in my room. I watched so much Spiderbabe, Bikini Cavegirl and the rest of these religiously weekend nights. I always hoped they'd show actually pussy and penetration but it never happened obviously. God bless.
I remember Real Sex consisting of nothing but the kind of creepy chubby middle aged exhibitionists you see summering at Hedonism 2 and looking for any excuse to flash their love handles in public.
Lol, I forgot about that. Joey Silvera asked her about it at the end of s scene and she's answering him before realizing she's still got her fingers up her partners ass. Lol. Joey's reaction was pretty funny. Real Sex also featured Kelly Michaels and Brandy Scott in an episode. Weird to see them filming in places where I was living at the time. Made me look at the chicks on the beach more closely. Lol.
Thanks for the link. Scrolling through the episode list brought back some good memories. Real Sex was tame by today's standards but pretty progressive in some of the topics they presented.
Some episodes were on Pornhub, but were sadly lost due to the Great Purge.
Think archive.org might have some?
Wouldn't hurt to check.
Yeah I did, there's some up on there
Welp, time to cum buckets to 90's bush!
I was gonna say I had found some on Piratebay, and I forget where else, though watching them now, I realize they were less hot and more educational. My sheltered preteen self had been just happy to see boobies and bush.
There's one episode, though, that I would love to track down, it was one of my greatest pieces of fap material in my formative years. At least I think it was Real Sex. >interviews with a group of lesbians >looked like they were in a fancy mansion or something >there's a particular transition where they all walk out in a line along a railing of a balcony, presenting a row of pretty asses, to some upbeat 20's-style music >then transitions into two of the girls as one buries her face in the other's breasts, to some almost dark, moody music
Blew my mind, and my load. I always ask, on chance someone remembers it.
>At least I think it was Real Sex.
That does sound worth finding. Did you check the episode list linked earlier itt? Might help. I remember the lesbianism strapon party ep quite clearly to this day. Lol.
Man real sex actually has lost media status on some of the episodes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Sex#Lost_Media_Status
There is actually a pretty good documentary show called Sex Actually with Alice Levine that was produced by Louis Theroux in the 2020s in the vein of Real Sex that is pretty good and isn't about troons, but cam models, AI sex doll brothels, polygroups, tantric sex, foodcore, BDSM stuff and whatnot.
>nerdy girl >some sort of an apartment complex >she wore a flowery dress >jerk offd with a shower handle >it was one of those late 90s early 00s softcore
I literally remember cumming so hard I had to throw away my tracksuit bottoms when I was a kid.
Sequel was the first thing I ever busted to. The hot tub scene.
Other favorites of mine: Da Vinci Co-Ed, Cleavagefield, Bikini Time Machine.
My favorite part of softcore was knowing exactly when into a movie the good scenes were so you could flip back and forth between the previous channel you were watching and get ready for the good shit. Knowing exactly what movies had the best girl-girl scenes too.
I love softcore movies. I've been rekindling my nostalia of filtered Skinemax and HBO from my adolescence. The Bikini Carwash Company, Hollywood Dreams, Rebecca's Secret, etc. (only one of those movies is good, btw).
I would love to be a softcore movie film director and bring the skin flick back.
>I would love to be a softcore movie film director and bring the skin flick back.
Sadly, these films are being censored on streaming services. I noticed this since some of these movies are only 44 minutes long
>Sadly, these films are being censored on streaming services.
Censoring a Sedaris movie? What's the point if you take out the nudity? That's like broadcasting sports but taking out all the actual game play. Idiots.
Not him but me and a friend just watched Hard Ticket to Hawaii on Tubi the other night and there were all the breasts and bare ass that I would expect. Fun movie, too.
Sedaris flicks are legit fun. I like when random old TV stars showed up playing suave playboys or villains. And the random RC vehicles that popped up all the time.
>Fun movie, too.
Yeah some of those movies are fun in addition to being rampant boob fests. I picked up a 12 pack if his films on DVD years ago on a whim. Good times.
For me it's one extreme or the other - super relaxed about their bodies and sex or super uptight/prudish. As I got older I just filtered the latter, the sex wouldn't be worth the hassle.
I scanned through eps on my earlier search, but I'll give these a look when I'm not at work, lol
Based anon, channing on the dl at work.
Anon, whenever I used to go to my ex's house, she was either naked or bottomless 90% of the time.
>bottomless
Never met her but I like her already.
I used to think softcore porn was real sex just with angles that didn't show penetration
This post made some softcore director smile.
>Real Sex
This show was dogshit and I’m tired of pretending it wasn’t. It barely had any porn. Just people talking about having sex and then weird fetish shit that went nowhere. Here is your softcorekino list:
Genie in a Bikini
Spiderbabe
Bikini Chain Gang (one scene is often memed here)
Bikini Cavegirl
Bikini Carwash
Bikini Airlines
Basically any with bikini in the name. Should have been called bikino
Supplement that with
and you have the worlds best list
Those movies aren't porn either anon. And RS never pretended to be porn. It had its faults but false advertising wasn't one of them.
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>Never met her but I like her already Don't. She cheated on me three times and she's a moron. Her current guy is a homeless dude she cheated on me with. Kicked him out the house a bunch of times. He literally tried to kill her and her dumbass recently let him back in the house.
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Is her name Amanda?
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>Amanda
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I wish I had a bawd girlfriend.
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Well I liked her as an abstract idea since I'll never meet her irl. The idea of chick's running around mostly naked looking for the next dick to hop on is good, the reality not so much. Lol. Still, homeless dudes? She got some obscure olfactory fetish? Better luck with your next gf, anon.
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>The idea of chick's running around mostly naked looking for the next dick to hop on is good
now that we've had our first child my wife walks around topless all the time with her massive swollen mommy milkers
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Based mommy milkers. Enjoy them while they last, anon.
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Why do you morons bring up your wives every five seconds? It's soi as frick.
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>breeding is now soi
just have sex anon, it's easy
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You can breed without legally binding yourself to a woman like a moron.
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>creating yet another single mother and dooming the child to an incomplete home >not loving your spouse and taking joy in creating new human life with them
incel go have sex
Misty mundae is insanely hot. All her soft core was kino, especially spider babe.
YES. Damn this brings back memories
misty mundae.
I know exactly which film you're talkin' about. There was another I remember that had to do with vampires - Evan Stone was in it (at the time my friends and I simply knew him as 'porn fabio')... I think the main character might have even been played by beau bridges?
>misty mundae
Imma find a vid of her and jerk off to it after my wife goes to bed
hardcore porn became extremely boring. even thought it used to be wholesome. and there is always the same blacked fetishists who have ruined everything.
girls that did softcore were hotter, obviously. eventually, porn was seen as a progressively more viable career which meant the talent became steadily more attractive. you now had a product that had comparatively attractive women in them but one you actually saw what you wanted to see.
I wish there was a streaming service for softcore. Like a Playboy channel or something. I'm not ashamed to say that I pay a subscription to Femjoy, because they make awesome content. I often load up Femjoy and old Playboy videos and stuff like Enature videos on a pen drive and put them on my TV just to have sexy women in the background. I would love if I could just turn on my TV and immediately load a playlist of new softcore videos.
I'm all in it for the videos. Ever since I saw Adelia in "Catch Me When I Fall" I became obsessed with the trance-like quality of a perfect erotic nude shoot.
>I would love to be a softcore movie film director and bring the skin flick back.
Sadly, these films are being censored on streaming services. I noticed this since some of these movies are only 44 minutes long
Shame. Scratch making softcore films, I want to be a mainstream filmmaker and put as much casual nudity as I can and push back against the MPAA every time they want to rate a film R just because of nudity.
yall remember something called spice tv?
there's absolutely no archive of it anywhere I was wondering if you guys have any leads. I know it existed because it was my first experience with porn. my dad had something called a black box adapter for the tv and when he'd go to sleep i'd put that shit on.
oh shit dude, thank you so much man. so all else you've found is just bumpers and stuff? i just think its wild there's not much out there for something that i'd imaging would have been as big as playboy tv or something of the sort
Agreed. You can find some bumpers on YouTube that would play before a movie with people saying the film is explicit but not much else.
Don't know why but really wanted to collect their promos for shows and , 900 numbers.
Been doing surface searches and finding nothing. You would expect something in obscure video hosting site but nada.
Guess the only option is to hunt down vhs tapes and hope for the best but that's a snowball chance in hell. I guess wrote to the company, assuming they still exist which I doubt..
you as well, man. if you ever come across a bumper for some porno of a hidden camera in a bathroom on there, make a thread here, I'll find it. that's my absolute last memory of spice tv, just a random promo or something for some scene from the point of view of what seemed to be a security camera and they're just getting it in a bathroom lmao
to add to this as well, I'll probably ask around some discord servers especially the myspleen tracker discord since they're pretty good archivists at cartoons, there's gotta be some freaks there that has something
Might give that a try. Thanks.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=14&v=HELunDsoeQw
Goddamn her breasts in this. Wish I could find more of these cheesy promos.
Depending on if I'm busy this weekend I might try to make a spice thread this Friday or Saturday
to add to this as well, I'll probably ask around some discord servers especially the myspleen tracker discord since they're pretty good archivists at cartoons, there's gotta be some freaks there that has something
Evan Stone is too god damn funny to jerk off to. Every time I see him he makes me smile just with his acting. And not a "so bad he's hilarious" acting either, he just has a natural talent for making people laugh. If he wasn't a porn star he'd have been a comedian for sure.
Sage Kirkpatrick (Club Wildside, Dexter's mom in Dexter). Just had a perfect body. Big, soft, natural breasts that I wanted to squeeze and suck for days.
Turns out that the Philippines have been putting out a pretty constant stream of softcore porn for the past few years. It's peak Skinemax, right down to the awful tit jobs.
Even with the nudity I had a hard time getting through this. Only good part (which was GREAT) was Julie K Smith doing the flashlight monologs at the end with it between her breasts. Great pov shot.
Did any anon watch a softcore kino about American soldiers either going back in time or discovering an island full of dinosaurs and hot babes? There's a scene where one of the soldiers has sex with one of the babes in an obvious hot tub that's meant to look like a hot pool or whatever and he showed her a porno magazine beforehand and she wants to recreate the sex acts. He starts moaning "Page 64!" while fricking. I can't remember the name of it.
I honestly prefer amateur porn over porn stars. You get tired of seeing the same faces and hearing the same shit. >Oh, YES! YES! YES! >CUM IN MY PUSSY! GIVE ME ALL THAT FRICKING CUM!
Anon, watching someone having sex is not natural period. You're making a mistake by watching a more personal, emotional pornography. It's an emotional exploitation.
No. There are a ton of fricking morons or ignorant people in this thread which will point to the most obvious take, but that take is wrong. What killed softcore cinema is third wave feminism and the liberalization of the film industry.
If you notice, it was around 2008 - 2010 when movies started shifting away from frat-guy humor to this homosexual, metro-sexual, beta-male type of comedy, with directors like Judd Apatow and Paul Feig coming into the lime-light. They killed not only comedy, but they also killed sex and nudity in film. This, mixed with the me-too movement created a perfect storm of where ANY female nudity in film was now seen as "exploitative" and the director "using his power to subject women to shameful behavior".
If you want to take a swing at the people who killed skinemax, it was the liberals and progressives.
For me, it's Sorceress (1995) and its sequel. Peak 90s softcore bimbos and my personal fav Julie K. Smith. The first movie has Linda Blair in it too, and the second has Sandahl Bergman.
no. theres no softcore scenes. still fun movies though. in one of the ones i watched recently if you choose to start it with the intro julie strain just whips her breasts out while sidaris is trying to talk about the movie. kino.
There was this softcore movie with Riley Reid on amazon called Sexorcist and I loved it. The hardcore version is the only one available online and I cannot find the softcore one. They must have shot two versions of the movies because the scenes are all different. Not just hiding shit. I wish I could find it.
Nothing, its still a thing, I just watched some movie called Murdercise 2023 that I didn't realize was softcore porn until it was obviously softcore porn.
Ah yeah, the 80's ""homage"" but softporn style.
There's also an actual 80's gym slasher film that they may have got the idea from.
Nothing, its still a thing, I just watched some movie called Murdercise 2023 that I didn't realize was softcore porn until it was obviously softcore porn.
>Monique Parent >Shannon Whirry >Julie Strain >Shauna O’Brien >Catya Sassoon >Rochelle Swanson
All softcore regulars from the 1990s. Anything with them in it is kino.
As a birthday present to myself, I ordered the playboy and hustler channels on my satellite tv subscription when I turned 17 in 2002. I remember fapping so much, I passed out with the TV still on and my mom woke me up for school the next day with porn on the TV and she got pretty mad. She told me we were going to have a talk later, but we never did. The porn channels were still on for that month at least
I remember this one series that played on Spice called Totally Nude and Natural. It was just girls doing naked things, but it was somewhat artsy. I think I saw one episode on Xhamster, but the rest got memory hole'd.
Freely available hardcore porn.
Pretty much this, how the frick did Skinemax survive till 2013, hardcore porn was all over the place before even 2000
Lonely guys renting movies in hotels
A guy wanting to have a wank on a boring business trip after a day of meetings isn't necessarily lonely.
t. has to sleep in airport hotels all the time
not all lonely business men are prostitutemongers anon
free wifi must have absolutely demolished the money they made off in-room porn.
No it wasn’t the internet was slow as shit and unreliable it would take literally 30 seconds to load a jpeg videos would buffer forever and the quality was bad
You would need to go out your local porn shop for vhs
NTA but in 2000 I was a teenager jacking off to porn with a 56k modem. It was slow but manageable if looking at images though a 30 second video clip would legitimately take hours to download. I bought two porn DVDs when I was 18 (which I still own) which is the one time in my life I've paid for porn but after getting a broadband connection porn any other way was obsolete for me. Along with any interest in softcore skinemax style shit.
>how the frick did Skinemax survive till 2013
Boomers who still couldn't into internet as they were still rocking motorolla dumb phones like the Razr.
Boomers. Once they figured out internet porn they migrated en masse, and cuckold and BBC porn views increased.
Lol
I like in the 2000s and early to mid 2010s there wasnt that much cuck porn
Now cuck porn is popular for some reason
Porn went downhill
>Now cuck porn is popular for some reason
All the cucked/sissy/blacked spam is some of the worst shit to come out of the 2010s. I'm certain it's all homos and closeted homos who brought it to popularity.
the crazy part is there's actually not that many of them compared to other fetishes but it's just that they're so dedicated to their craft, they go far and wide to every corner of the internet to let you know how much they like that shit. They're also the ones who pay for it more often so that's why you often see creators catering to them a lot.
Thats why i rather watch old porn. Its based knowing a lot of these pornstars back then only stick to their own kind
I blame european french israelites for that
>I'm certain it's all homos and closeted homos who brought it to popularity.
Nooo. You don't say??
some people still think that blacked porn is marketed towards straight people and not towards homosexuals
Reminder that r/cuckold went inactive when during Israel's initial mobilisation against Hamas.
It's over.
All of you gays know way too much about reddit and their gay boards.
Did you not know? This is Reddit. Now updoot me bro, or else.
Not just hardcore porn but softcore in tv/streaming dramas
this. shows like got and shameless are better versions of what skinemax was.
Basically this
You could get anything and even more from that kind of movie or TV show in like 5 seconds at the touch of your fingertips
This. And traditional hardcore porn got obsolete through OF bawds.
AI will make OF bawds obselete
AI'll forever be gimped by self-censoring meek c**ts scared of shareholders going 'le think about the incels doing porn with your face!'
The removal of PG-13 to softcore sexualization is what caused this insane situation we're in. It's either extreme porn or no sex of any kind. It's insane.
This. It's a cultural problem more than anything. Like sex should be a binary choice between the most extreme porn available or nothing whatsoever, when it makes way more sense that it should be a sliding scale.
in reality it was the gateway to porn normalization
PG-13 wasn't a thing until the 1980s.
fpbp, i can watch a foid get destroyed by a great dane on twitter in one click
>by a great dane
Is that what we're calling them now?
Is the removal of cable televised heterosexual caucasian porn considered apart of malaise that is Wokism?
Like is it not compatible?
There were a number of asian girls involved in them, so it wasn't all just white dudes and chicks, and a lot of lesbianism too.
It is kind of strange how absent black men are from virtually every single film. I can name maybe a few that had black dudes in them, and even then, only for a single scene:
>Allyson is Watching
>Erotic Confessions
>Night Eyes 2
>Tina and the Professor
>House of Love
A shame because I always liked softcore over hardcore. I see breasts but not necessarily dicks and honestly the girls seemed better looking and not as drugged out and trashy.
but that's disgusting.
If it's so disgusting why do I jerk off to it every night?
Those anyone still subscribe to magazine?
Club confidential, swank, avn.
I used to work at a record store that sold porn and they'd send us AVN every month for free. I was very well informed about what was going on in the porn world.
government appointed female ceo's
Because they serve no purpose when hardcore porn is available. At least with japanese pink movies the directors use the genre to do interesting experimental filmmaking sometimes and as a training ground for people to learn at the job and then they go to make proper movies
>softcore, usa >:(
>softcore, japan :O
Yes, because japanese softcore actually does something with its movies that isn’t just bland fricky fricky. There are rules and conventions you have to follow, like mandatory frick scenes but otherwise you can do whatever you want so often you get really fun movies on their own right. American movies meanwhile treat the sex and nudity as the whole point so they’re inherently dull outside of those scenes.
Plus they have 12-15 year old girls like Rei Kuromiya
Hell, hardcore japan is generally more tasteful.
Hardcore is for plebs
American porn used to be artistic and interesting in the early days too. Radley Metzger, Joe Sarno, even some of the early hardcore features
>japanese pink movies t
which should I start with?
Sex & Fury, Terrifying Girls' High School: Lynch Law Classroom, and Delinquent Girl Boss: Worthless to Confess. You can just look up Reiko Ike or Miki Sugimoto on IMDB and pick something they've been in. They are to the Pink Violence genre what Richard Roundtree and Pam Grier were to Blaxploitation. If it's a Pink Violence movie, there's an almost 100% chance that one or both of them will be starring in it, or at least making a cameo.
softcore kino could have survived if they started leaning in to common fetishes
man I remember having a LAN party in like 2006 or something
>had my dad's old color TV from the 80s in my room hooked up to the satellite box so whatever was on the living room TV showed on the one in my room
>OG xboxes hooked up to both for Halo with a long as ethernet cord
>parents go to bed and we put on TV to watch while having a pizza break
>movie ends and Busty Cops 3 comes on
>we're all fistbumping and staring at bimbo breasts in the living room except for one friend
>he stayed in my room and is acting all upset that we're watching porn like it's wrong
>he wasn't gay, he ended up with my highschool oneitus
>he did always run like a girl tho
>full on Stevan Seagul arm flailing
I jerked it many a time to skinnimax back in the day. my favorite was the shitty hobbit knockoff with the brunette
misty mundae.
I know exactly which film you're talkin' about. There was another I remember that had to do with vampires - Evan Stone was in it (at the time my friends and I simply knew him as 'porn fabio')... I think the main character might have even been played by beau bridges?
YES. Damn this brings back memories
I thought this was called "Lord of the G-Strings"
Do you remember "Playmate of the Apes"?'
TUBI has a great selection of "jiggle flicks", both old and newer. I'm a huge fan of shitty b-movies and softcore adventure flicks are among the cream of the crop. The ludicrous porn-tier plots, the awful writing and acting. Anna Nicole Smith did one in the 90s where she was a badass swat team helicopter pilot or something and it's fricking great.
Is there a way to sort just by those are do you pretty much need to know which titles you're looking for?
Once you watch a couple of those movies, TUBI will recommend similar movies.
Figured as much. As long as they have movies with full-frontal.
aj khan died last year btw
i love darian caine
>G-andalf!
Misty mundae is insanely hot. All her soft core was kino, especially spider babe.
>handful of movies featuring Bigfoot or guys in monkey costumes for Planet of the Apes parodies
>no monkey sex
I wasn’t even old enough to jerkoff at the time and monkey sex vids are readily available now but I’m still pissed.
Your friend sounds based and I think you may have been queer, homosexual maybe.
>LAN party
what the hell is LAN
It’s an old anime about a girl who was way too into computer culture.
When I used to coom I considered softcore to be so much better. I hate disgusting hardcore porn
Only romantic lesbo stuff does it for me anymore
anyone remember a western themed video with blonde cowgirls who jumpcut to them bathing each other? It was on cable.
>ow, my inner thigh!
>Here, let me rub some ointment on that
Based You Don't Know Jack: The Ride rememberer.
Is the spice channel still going?
I've been trying to find stingers and bumpers from it but the only ones I can find are on YouTube and obviously no breasts in it.
Archive.org has a 4 hour tape someone uploaded of the space channel
being able to watch the most heinous, disgusting shit imaginable in seconds
Bumpy
>jacking off in 3 second bursts
That's how scientists discovered edging is a thing.
so I was in a local comic comic store probably 20-25 years ago picking up my copy of X-Force. the store owner gave me a copy of SANDMAN for free telling me how great it is and how everyone should read it.
it was this issue.
This is sandman? What is the context?
Calliope one of the muses dancing at a strip club IIRC
cool, thanks. Does the tv show match the comics?
NO, pale goth Death is portrayed by a black actress, that's all you need to know.
Ecchi anime is still going strong. Softcore is just a hebephilia pipeline
I remember staying up late to sneak watching Emmanuelle films, good times.
nobody cares about pointless nudity anymore
Everything on TV nowadays is softcore porn.
He meant for straight people
Everyone has access to hardcore pornography in their pocket, teens don't have to wake up in the middle of the night, turn the TV to minimum volume, and watch Emanuelle or looking for porn Mags in the woods
>wake up in the middle of the night, turn the TV to minimum volume, and watch Emanuelle
This was such a right of passage. I wish I could rewire my brain so that seeing a grainy pair of breasts would make me cum so hard I hit the ceiling again
Do "pinku"films still get created? Droidmaid is the sexiest movie ever made. God bless japan
Sometimes I still just look up softcore stuff. There's just something about it.
Beverly Lynne is goated.
She is. Christine Nguyen was great too.
For me it was Erika Jordan
I’m a Kira Reed and Rebecca Love kind of guy myself.
Julie K Smith and Lorissa McComas for me. Shauna O'Brian and Shannon Whirry get runner up.
Can’t go wrong with Erika.
For me it was Brandin Rackley.
>Christine Nguyen
Mah Anon!!! Between her and young Michelle Yeoh, you have the origin story of Yankee Trader.
I jerked off to these kinos when I was a teenager: Hotel Erotica, Forbidden Science, Coed Confidential, Zane's Sex Chronicles, Sex Games Vegas, Life on Top
sometimes it's good to do it again
Based Forbidden Science enjoyer
Forbidden Science had some surprisingly high-concept sci-fi mixed in with the usual porn. It always had me wondering if I should be fapping or if I should follow the story because I care about the characters and plotline.
And Lingerie.
>Real Sex
This show was dogshit and I’m tired of pretending it wasn’t. It barely had any porn. Just people talking about having sex and then weird fetish shit that went nowhere. Here is your softcorekino list:
Genie in a Bikini
Spiderbabe
Bikini Chain Gang (one scene is often memed here)
Bikini Cavegirl
Bikini Carwash
Bikini Airlines
Basically any with bikini in the name. Should have been called bikino
Supplement that with
and you have the worlds best list
>Basically any with bikini in the name. Should have been called bikino
I've only seen Bikini Carwash and Bikini Summer. Honestly, if I were to revive softcore films like I said in
I would replace the word "bikini" with "naked girl," because that is the real attraction.
>Bikini Chain Gang
Holy shit memory unlocked.
>Basically any with bikini in the name. Should have been called bikino
kek, this is now a genre
holy BASED my dad got a really good job in the early 2000s and I had a TV with DirectTV in my room. I watched so much Spiderbabe, Bikini Cavegirl and the rest of these religiously weekend nights. I always hoped they'd show actually pussy and penetration but it never happened obviously. God bless.
I remember Real Sex consisting of nothing but the kind of creepy chubby middle aged exhibitionists you see summering at Hedonism 2 and looking for any excuse to flash their love handles in public.
>HBO stopped showing softcore too
Probably for the best. A modern Real Sex series would be nothing but troons.
First time I saw a troony was on Real Sex. Same with fetishes like pony play and sploshing. Still have that damn theme song in my head lol.
Same, they did a fetish episode or something, first time I saw a guy suck a troony wiener, Vaniity was the troony thought my dick was gonna explode
Lol, I forgot about that. Joey Silvera asked her about it at the end of s scene and she's answering him before realizing she's still got her fingers up her partners ass. Lol. Joey's reaction was pretty funny. Real Sex also featured Kelly Michaels and Brandy Scott in an episode. Weird to see them filming in places where I was living at the time. Made me look at the chicks on the beach more closely. Lol.
Man real sex actually has lost media status on some of the episodes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Sex#Lost_Media_Status
Thanks for the link. Scrolling through the episode list brought back some good memories. Real Sex was tame by today's standards but pretty progressive in some of the topics they presented.
Some episodes were on Pornhub, but were sadly lost due to the Great Purge.
Think archive.org might have some?
Wouldn't hurt to check.
Yeah I did, there's some up on there
Welp, time to cum buckets to 90's bush!
I was gonna say I had found some on Piratebay, and I forget where else, though watching them now, I realize they were less hot and more educational. My sheltered preteen self had been just happy to see boobies and bush.
There's one episode, though, that I would love to track down, it was one of my greatest pieces of fap material in my formative years. At least I think it was Real Sex.
>interviews with a group of lesbians
>looked like they were in a fancy mansion or something
>there's a particular transition where they all walk out in a line along a railing of a balcony, presenting a row of pretty asses, to some upbeat 20's-style music
>then transitions into two of the girls as one buries her face in the other's breasts, to some almost dark, moody music
Blew my mind, and my load. I always ask, on chance someone remembers it.
>At least I think it was Real Sex.
That does sound worth finding. Did you check the episode list linked earlier itt? Might help. I remember the lesbianism strapon party ep quite clearly to this day. Lol.
I scanned through eps on my earlier search, but I'll give these a look when I'm not at work, lol
I know they had a special on orgasms I was trying to track down. The opening segment of that special made me diamonds.
There is actually a pretty good documentary show called Sex Actually with Alice Levine that was produced by Louis Theroux in the 2020s in the vein of Real Sex that is pretty good and isn't about troons, but cam models, AI sex doll brothels, polygroups, tantric sex, foodcore, BDSM stuff and whatnot.
Plus, they weren't overly tattooed and actually looked somewhat natural.
Can anyone please tell me what movie this was?
>nerdy girl
>some sort of an apartment complex
>she wore a flowery dress
>jerk offd with a shower handle
>it was one of those late 90s early 00s softcore
I literally remember cumming so hard I had to throw away my tracksuit bottoms when I was a kid.
IT'S FRICKING BORING
Anyone remember Witches of Breastwick? Lol loved that one as a kid.
The sequel was good too.
Sequel was the first thing I ever busted to. The hot tub scene.
Other favorites of mine: Da Vinci Co-Ed, Cleavagefield, Bikini Time Machine.
My favorite part of softcore was knowing exactly when into a movie the good scenes were so you could flip back and forth between the previous channel you were watching and get ready for the good shit. Knowing exactly what movies had the best girl-girl scenes too.
I remember being obsessed with Glori Anne as a little boy, those pale breasts are magnificent
It was Tamie Hannum for me.
>witches of breastwick got a bluray release
Was Skinemax pretty much the same as those softcore pornos we had in UK on Channel 5?
frick off Nigel, you need a loicense to jack it
I love softcore movies. I've been rekindling my nostalia of filtered Skinemax and HBO from my adolescence. The Bikini Carwash Company, Hollywood Dreams, Rebecca's Secret, etc. (only one of those movies is good, btw).
I would love to be a softcore movie film director and bring the skin flick back.
>I would love to be a softcore movie film director and bring the skin flick back.
Sadly, these films are being censored on streaming services. I noticed this since some of these movies are only 44 minutes long
>Sadly, these films are being censored on streaming services.
Censoring a Sedaris movie? What's the point if you take out the nudity? That's like broadcasting sports but taking out all the actual game play. Idiots.
Not him but me and a friend just watched Hard Ticket to Hawaii on Tubi the other night and there were all the breasts and bare ass that I would expect. Fun movie, too.
Sedaris flicks are legit fun. I like when random old TV stars showed up playing suave playboys or villains. And the random RC vehicles that popped up all the time.
>Fun movie, too.
Yeah some of those movies are fun in addition to being rampant boob fests. I picked up a 12 pack if his films on DVD years ago on a whim. Good times.
The ones being censored are mostly Full Moon movies I think.
This shit gave me severe "women are wonderful" mentality as a wee lad
They are wonderful. Wonderful bouncy and needing to get naked all the time lol.
Yeah. I know it's Cinemaphile but goddamn I wish I could be surrounded by women all the time. I just like how they look and act.
They really do have a magical effect on men
Well not the b***hy ones we have now anyways.
Agreed to that last part. I have never met a woman that didn't like walking around the house naked.
>I have never met a woman
Anon, whenever I used to go to my ex's house, she was either naked or bottomless 90% of the time.
For me it's one extreme or the other - super relaxed about their bodies and sex or super uptight/prudish. As I got older I just filtered the latter, the sex wouldn't be worth the hassle.
Based anon, channing on the dl at work.
>bottomless
Never met her but I like her already.
This post made some softcore director smile.
Those movies aren't porn either anon. And RS never pretended to be porn. It had its faults but false advertising wasn't one of them.
>Never met her but I like her already
Don't. She cheated on me three times and she's a moron. Her current guy is a homeless dude she cheated on me with. Kicked him out the house a bunch of times. He literally tried to kill her and her dumbass recently let him back in the house.
Is her name Amanda?
>Amanda
I wish I had a bawd girlfriend.
Well I liked her as an abstract idea since I'll never meet her irl. The idea of chick's running around mostly naked looking for the next dick to hop on is good, the reality not so much. Lol. Still, homeless dudes? She got some obscure olfactory fetish? Better luck with your next gf, anon.
>The idea of chick's running around mostly naked looking for the next dick to hop on is good
This homie gets it. Goddamn I love bawds
now that we've had our first child my wife walks around topless all the time with her massive swollen mommy milkers
Based mommy milkers. Enjoy them while they last, anon.
Why do you morons bring up your wives every five seconds? It's soi as frick.
>breeding is now soi
just have sex anon, it's easy
You can breed without legally binding yourself to a woman like a moron.
>creating yet another single mother and dooming the child to an incomplete home
>not loving your spouse and taking joy in creating new human life with them
incel go have sex
>misty mundae
Imma find a vid of her and jerk off to it after my wife goes to bed
She will divorce you in two years.
Is that Return to Savage Beach?
What is the source of it? I need the name please.
don't know the source but the blonde is julie k smith
Return to Savage Beach, one of Andy Sidaris' better films. Filled with Penthouse and Playboy models.
Not him, but I've only seen Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Do any of Sidaris' films have bush?
Sure. The nudity level is similar to Playboy vids, so full female nudity but don't expect clinical beaver shots from hardcore.
Cool, as long as there's bush. Playboy is the bar, so that sounds good to me.
>bush
gross fetish
Go get bushwhacked.
>Normal woman
>fetish
mind broken, sad
normal women shave
Pedo spotted
hardcore porn became extremely boring. even thought it used to be wholesome. and there is always the same blacked fetishists who have ruined everything.
Euro french israelites like Greg Lansky ruined porn
girls that did softcore were hotter, obviously. eventually, porn was seen as a progressively more viable career which meant the talent became steadily more attractive. you now had a product that had comparatively attractive women in them but one you actually saw what you wanted to see.
I coomed so much to Skinemax in the 90s, bros.
I wish there was a streaming service for softcore. Like a Playboy channel or something. I'm not ashamed to say that I pay a subscription to Femjoy, because they make awesome content. I often load up Femjoy and old Playboy videos and stuff like Enature videos on a pen drive and put them on my TV just to have sexy women in the background. I would love if I could just turn on my TV and immediately load a playlist of new softcore videos.
I go to /hr/ for the femjoy and beautiful lady imagedumper. God bless that guy
I'm all in it for the videos. Ever since I saw Adelia in "Catch Me When I Fall" I became obsessed with the trance-like quality of a perfect erotic nude shoot.
Shame. Scratch making softcore films, I want to be a mainstream filmmaker and put as much casual nudity as I can and push back against the MPAA every time they want to rate a film R just because of nudity.
the internet
Frick I miss softcore
Come on... show a nipple... wait I think I saw one!
right before it switches from regular movies to nudity shit
>clear for a couple seconds
yesss
yesssssssss
and one time
>channel goes to unscambled for a few seconds like every minute
shit was so cash
I think there was a joke like this in Step By Step
Maybe that's where I subconsciously thought of it from.
for the citizenry? yes
for the juice? no
Not at all, it destroyed the music business model, television and movies.
Now they're reduced to laundering money for the Mexican drug cartels.
Used to love when my parents left cinemax on and went to bed without realizing skinemax came on after.
They knew, you sweet summer child.
This was already my plan for after work, but I appreciate the extra motivation.
The internet.
I google big boob 12 trillion results
Zoom zoom
You will never experience this
Not a zoomer, OP asked why nobody wants to pay a premium to see breasts anymore and I answered.
I used to think softcore porn was real sex just with angles that didn't show penetration
Software will make a glorious return once hard-core porn gets banned. Which will probably be happening by the end of the decade, if not sooner.
yall remember something called spice tv?
there's absolutely no archive of it anywhere I was wondering if you guys have any leads. I know it existed because it was my first experience with porn. my dad had something called a black box adapter for the tv and when he'd go to sleep i'd put that shit on.
I mentioned it earlier in the thread. There's a 4 hr tape uploaded to archive.org
oh shit dude, thank you so much man. so all else you've found is just bumpers and stuff? i just think its wild there's not much out there for something that i'd imaging would have been as big as playboy tv or something of the sort
Agreed. You can find some bumpers on YouTube that would play before a movie with people saying the film is explicit but not much else.
Don't know why but really wanted to collect their promos for shows and , 900 numbers.
Been doing surface searches and finding nothing. You would expect something in obscure video hosting site but nada.
Guess the only option is to hunt down vhs tapes and hope for the best but that's a snowball chance in hell. I guess wrote to the company, assuming they still exist which I doubt..
Good luck if you go on the search
you as well, man. if you ever come across a bumper for some porno of a hidden camera in a bathroom on there, make a thread here, I'll find it. that's my absolute last memory of spice tv, just a random promo or something for some scene from the point of view of what seemed to be a security camera and they're just getting it in a bathroom lmao
Might give that a try. Thanks.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=14&v=HELunDsoeQw
Goddamn her breasts in this. Wish I could find more of these cheesy promos.
Depending on if I'm busy this weekend I might try to make a spice thread this Friday or Saturday
to add to this as well, I'll probably ask around some discord servers especially the myspleen tracker discord since they're pretty good archivists at cartoons, there's gotta be some freaks there that has something
>big as playboy tv
That was also a dud and famous flop, they had like 4 shows they would play over and over.
*ruins your kino*
I'll take him over Evan Stone.
Evan Stone is too god damn funny to jerk off to. Every time I see him he makes me smile just with his acting. And not a "so bad he's hilarious" acting either, he just has a natural talent for making people laugh. If he wasn't a porn star he'd have been a comedian for sure.
Cinemax had the last television show worth knowing abput and the last show to be funny, Mike Judge's Tales from the Tour Bus, which see.
Pre or post boobjob Shauna?
Pre haircut, only liked her in Freinds of the family 1 & 2
>brittany andrews
she's bogged to the moon and back
Shannon Tweed
Gabriella Hall
Jacqueline Lovell
These are the names I remember
Sage Kirkpatrick (Club Wildside, Dexter's mom in Dexter). Just had a perfect body. Big, soft, natural breasts that I wanted to squeeze and suck for days.
Turns out that the Philippines have been putting out a pretty constant stream of softcore porn for the past few years. It's peak Skinemax, right down to the awful tit jobs.
Even with the nudity I had a hard time getting through this. Only good part (which was GREAT) was Julie K Smith doing the flashlight monologs at the end with it between her breasts. Great pov shot.
Did any anon watch a softcore kino about American soldiers either going back in time or discovering an island full of dinosaurs and hot babes? There's a scene where one of the soldiers has sex with one of the babes in an obvious hot tub that's meant to look like a hot pool or whatever and he showed her a porno magazine beforehand and she wants to recreate the sex acts. He starts moaning "Page 64!" while fricking. I can't remember the name of it.
dinosaur island?
Bingo. My friend happened to watch it as well at his house and 'Page 64!' became an inside joke between us. How adorable is that?
you can watch red shoe diaries on tubi
There was a girl on Forbidden Science that was hot as frick
I honestly prefer amateur porn over porn stars. You get tired of seeing the same faces and hearing the same shit.
>Oh, YES! YES! YES!
>CUM IN MY PUSSY! GIVE ME ALL THAT FRICKING CUM!
There's absolutely nothing natural about it.
Anon, watching someone having sex is not natural period. You're making a mistake by watching a more personal, emotional pornography. It's an emotional exploitation.
Then why do my dogs all always line up at the foot of the bed to watch us have sex?
Because whenever you're at work, they frick on your bed too.
No, they wait until they can frick in front of house guests.
The internet
Why would I watch simulated sex with a stupid plot when I can watch hardcore porn and skip right to the good stuff.
i preferred those early 2000's gratuitous scantily clad women hosting shows like bikini destinations
ever watch get out or any of the hooters shit on hdnet?
yeah axstv still shows get out on occasion
frick i still wish i had cable. im missing a lot of get out episodes.
>IT WAS LE HECKIN HARDCORE KINO
No. There are a ton of fricking morons or ignorant people in this thread which will point to the most obvious take, but that take is wrong. What killed softcore cinema is third wave feminism and the liberalization of the film industry.
If you notice, it was around 2008 - 2010 when movies started shifting away from frat-guy humor to this homosexual, metro-sexual, beta-male type of comedy, with directors like Judd Apatow and Paul Feig coming into the lime-light. They killed not only comedy, but they also killed sex and nudity in film. This, mixed with the me-too movement created a perfect storm of where ANY female nudity in film was now seen as "exploitative" and the director "using his power to subject women to shameful behavior".
If you want to take a swing at the people who killed skinemax, it was the liberals and progressives.
Apatow movies were largely about sex, didn't Knocked Up show a gaping vegana?
Crowning vegana.
I just downloaded all the episodes of Forbidden Science.
What am I in for?
Science fiction that gets in the way of hot sex. I recommend Emmanuelle in Space series.
Kino softcore
For me, it's Sorceress (1995) and its sequel. Peak 90s softcore bimbos and my personal fav Julie K. Smith. The first movie has Linda Blair in it too, and the second has Sandahl Bergman.
i miss julie strain...
i didn't even know she had died until a month ago.
Do you consider Andy Sidaris films to fit this softcore cinema feel?
no. theres no softcore scenes. still fun movies though. in one of the ones i watched recently if you choose to start it with the intro julie strain just whips her breasts out while sidaris is trying to talk about the movie. kino.
This is one of the best movies of this type for me, but it's hard to find something similar.
I still watch softcore. there are gems with great story/acting. you cant get that with hardcore.
hardcore porn ruined the mystery and appeal of the female body
softcore is pretty much hardcore though. you don't need to imagine anything
>no penetration
>no pussy
>no cum
>don't need to imagine
There was this softcore movie with Riley Reid on amazon called Sexorcist and I loved it. The hardcore version is the only one available online and I cannot find the softcore one. They must have shot two versions of the movies because the scenes are all different. Not just hiding shit. I wish I could find it.
I think the internet archive org has tons of old soft porn
For me its Amber Newman
You'd thin the production prostitution value would still give it an edge
poison ivy new seduction was my go to fap for nearly a decade
jaime pressly in her prime was something
We descended further into the Kali Yuga.
>That one french softcore movie you cannot find online because it had the same translated name as some Hollywood film.
>french softcore movies from channel M6
based
Ah yeah, the 80's ""homage"" but softporn style.
There's also an actual 80's gym slasher film that they may have got the idea from.
is jayden cole lesbian irl? She only takes wiener in softcore or using a plastic toy?
Nothing, its still a thing, I just watched some movie called Murdercise 2023 that I didn't realize was softcore porn until it was obviously softcore porn.
jayden cole
>Monique Parent
>Shannon Whirry
>Julie Strain
>Shauna O’Brien
>Catya Sassoon
>Rochelle Swanson
All softcore regulars from the 1990s. Anything with them in it is kino.
kino
more of a seduction cinema guy myself
Competition from Hollywood.
Which studios do you consider to be Hollywood and what are some softcore porn titles they have produced in the last year?
Dog people.
Cyclists.
Vegans.
If you know what I mean.
Sauce?
Animal attraction 1992
Also check out body of influence 1993
As a birthday present to myself, I ordered the playboy and hustler channels on my satellite tv subscription when I turned 17 in 2002. I remember fapping so much, I passed out with the TV still on and my mom woke me up for school the next day with porn on the TV and she got pretty mad. She told me we were going to have a talk later, but we never did. The porn channels were still on for that month at least
I do miss the porn era when girls still had to act seductive and alluring, now it's just a chick immediately bending over and spreading her butthole
I remember this one series that played on Spice called Totally Nude and Natural. It was just girls doing naked things, but it was somewhat artsy. I think I saw one episode on Xhamster, but the rest got memory hole'd.
Sounds perfect.
That alternate Earth where Suckerpunch isn't an ironic meta commentary but nonstop ass and breasts.