What kind of freaking burrito combo is this?! How could any store sell this?

What kind of freaking burrito combo is this?! How could any store sell this?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bet it tastes like a sweet hot pocket

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a moron he didn't even open it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he put a small hole like the instructions said. did you not listen?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some products ask you to keep it in the wrapper so it can retain some heat and finish cooking it, hence the "let stand for one minute" instruction.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure someone somewhere has put liver on a gyro or something, weird on a burrito though. Might be a store brand thing doing a quirky marketing thing.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You dump some lime and a ton of cilantro in there and I'd happily eat it. Gotta play into the yogurt's natural tang, and liver goes with anything.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liver tastes really good, but I doubt it would be great with yogurt.
    Hot yogurt in general sound pretty vile.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The characters often eat gross shit in this show, hot yogurt is probably not a big deal to them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        correction ED eats stuff. the others dont.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Kankers and all the Eds unironically thought this shit tasted great.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Made with food. It's a burger with big pickles and katchup.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The number one cartoon food I've always wanted to eat in real life. The fact that Double D goes hard on this burger like the other 2 must prove it's amazing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's neutral flavoured yogourt that is used in Greek and Indian food that's served hot/ with hot food.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe the yogurt comes in a different package

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve been using unsweetened yogurt as a replacement for sour cream for awhile now. Adding a dollop to hot foods is not bad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Minced chicken liver and egg is wonderful on a bagel.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gross cartoon food thread?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plain yogurt is sometimes used as a low fat alternative for sour cream. It could be a gym rat's health burrito

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    tastelet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the liver you cuck?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a dipping sauce not pate

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now that's good fricking dining.
          Now we just need to jam it in a burrito.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shit that actually looks pretty good and I'm not even an organ meat kind of guy gotta get rid of those lemon seeds though, frickers are a sure way to ruin a good bite of something

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            those are sunflower seeds

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah they look a lot like lemon seeds which are insanely bitter

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                dont worry, sunflower seeds are dogshit, they should have used chopped nuts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks good.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        want a recipe?
        its really easy to make but it needs 3 days in the fridge because it tasttes awful until hen

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We live in a world where the Dilberito exists nothing is impossible

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently those were actually genuinely amazing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adams himself said the opposite: they tasted like shit, but were so effective at meeting your dietary needs that you could play fast and loose with the other 1600 calories of your day. Of course, things never really pan out that way. Food is complex.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was this weird trend in the 90's of putting shit that doesn't belong in burritos.
      Consider the Dilberito, Dilbert's foray into Mexican fusion cuisine

      And they still say that white people don't season their food.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        frozen food with ethnic themes is "commercial white market" spicy to not offend whites. It might as well have just salt and red food dye.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This food product in a cartoon where Jawbreakers are literally the size of your head is unrealistic

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was this weird trend in the 90's of putting shit that doesn't belong in burritos.
    Consider the Dilberito, Dilbert's foray into Mexican fusion cuisine

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to eat the Baking Powder Vapor Barrier

    I want to swallow it whole

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