what kind of monster do you think would be assigned to you?

what kind of monster do you think would be assigned to you?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spider, most definitely
    from the movie, it'd be Randall

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A huge penis

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely some kind of insect guy, something human sized making a bug buzzing sound right by my ear wouldve made me shit myself

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One that looks like my big sister that erases over my save files and humiliates me in front of my friends and makes me sleep with her under the guise of me being scared of the dark so she can molest me and then be nice to me for a day or two until it's to repeat the cycle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >big sister that erases over my save files and humiliates me in front of my friends and makes me sleep with her under the guise of me being scared of the dark so she can molest me and then be nice to me for a day or two until it's to repeat the cycle.
      god i wish i were you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One that looks like me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom was already assigned to me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, I guess yours was mine. fair trade.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To scare us or make us laugh?

    I'd get some kind of spider guy as my scarer, the less human and more skittery, the worse. I especially can't stand harvestmen and craneflies. Even spiders in video games creeped me out as a kid. I don't know why they didn't use a spider monster in the original movie, it seemed kinda obvious.

    All a jokester has to do to make me laugh is say snoopingas Black person or something, my humor isn't that sophisticated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say Waternoose is pretty close. He's probably a bit more like a crab than a spider, but he's got the multiple eye thing going on.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that chase scene
        terrified me as a kid

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One that I can't cum inside of

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t need one I’m already a paranoid schizophrenic

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom scares me.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tall, quiet, big toothy smile.
    He wouldn't even have to do anything really, just stand in the corner and be terrifying in the dark.
    For comedy you could probably get by with anything random and vulgar, because I am a child in this hypothetical. I would still laugh at it today.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://imgur.com/gallery/RoS7nY6

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    something with wormy bits coming out of its eyes. just about the only things that terrify me are parasites and computer errors- I guess the former is more of the only thing that grosses me out rather than really being terrifying, but I don't see how a monster could play off the theme of computer errors.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      or maybe something with like, really wide empty eye sockets and a really fricked up face, cuz if we're talking kid me, the only thing that really ever scared me besides the aformentioned actual phobia was the floating white head guy from Courage

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a kid i was terrified of dogs and toads so a mix of those, as for a monster to make me laugh i always thought cursing=funny so one with a sailor mouth i guess

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A woman who makes me happy but tells me to throw away everything that makes me me

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am the monster.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have easily anthromophized phobia's you could make a monster of, like i'm not afraid of sharks, snakes, or spiders, so that sort of monster wouldn't work.
    A "burning alive" monster would scare the shit out of me, but that's not exactly sneaky.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who is a woman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they only send them to kids, you can't rape them.

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