One that looks like my big sister that erases over my save files and humiliates me in front of my friends and makes me sleep with her under the guise of me being scared of the dark so she can molest me and then be nice to me for a day or two until it's to repeat the cycle.
>big sister that erases over my save files and humiliates me in front of my friends and makes me sleep with her under the guise of me being scared of the dark so she can molest me and then be nice to me for a day or two until it's to repeat the cycle.
god i wish i were you
I'd get some kind of spider guy as my scarer, the less human and more skittery, the worse. I especially can't stand harvestmen and craneflies. Even spiders in video games creeped me out as a kid. I don't know why they didn't use a spider monster in the original movie, it seemed kinda obvious.
All a jokester has to do to make me laugh is say snoopingas Black person or something, my humor isn't that sophisticated
Tall, quiet, big toothy smile.
He wouldn't even have to do anything really, just stand in the corner and be terrifying in the dark.
For comedy you could probably get by with anything random and vulgar, because I am a child in this hypothetical. I would still laugh at it today.
something with wormy bits coming out of its eyes. just about the only things that terrify me are parasites and computer errors- I guess the former is more of the only thing that grosses me out rather than really being terrifying, but I don't see how a monster could play off the theme of computer errors.
or maybe something with like, really wide empty eye sockets and a really fricked up face, cuz if we're talking kid me, the only thing that really ever scared me besides the aformentioned actual phobia was the floating white head guy from Courage
as a kid i was terrified of dogs and toads so a mix of those, as for a monster to make me laugh i always thought cursing=funny so one with a sailor mouth i guess
I don't have easily anthromophized phobia's you could make a monster of, like i'm not afraid of sharks, snakes, or spiders, so that sort of monster wouldn't work.
A "burning alive" monster would scare the shit out of me, but that's not exactly sneaky.
Spider, most definitely
from the movie, it'd be Randall
A huge penis
Definitely some kind of insect guy, something human sized making a bug buzzing sound right by my ear wouldve made me shit myself
One that looks like my big sister that erases over my save files and humiliates me in front of my friends and makes me sleep with her under the guise of me being scared of the dark so she can molest me and then be nice to me for a day or two until it's to repeat the cycle.
>big sister that erases over my save files and humiliates me in front of my friends and makes me sleep with her under the guise of me being scared of the dark so she can molest me and then be nice to me for a day or two until it's to repeat the cycle.
god i wish i were you
One that looks like me
>tfw
Your mom was already assigned to me.
Well, I guess yours was mine. fair trade.
To scare us or make us laugh?
I'd get some kind of spider guy as my scarer, the less human and more skittery, the worse. I especially can't stand harvestmen and craneflies. Even spiders in video games creeped me out as a kid. I don't know why they didn't use a spider monster in the original movie, it seemed kinda obvious.
All a jokester has to do to make me laugh is say snoopingas Black person or something, my humor isn't that sophisticated
I'd say Waternoose is pretty close. He's probably a bit more like a crab than a spider, but he's got the multiple eye thing going on.
>that chase scene
terrified me as a kid
One that I can't cum inside of
I don’t need one I’m already a paranoid schizophrenic
My mom scares me.
Tall, quiet, big toothy smile.
He wouldn't even have to do anything really, just stand in the corner and be terrifying in the dark.
For comedy you could probably get by with anything random and vulgar, because I am a child in this hypothetical. I would still laugh at it today.
https://imgur.com/gallery/RoS7nY6
something with wormy bits coming out of its eyes. just about the only things that terrify me are parasites and computer errors- I guess the former is more of the only thing that grosses me out rather than really being terrifying, but I don't see how a monster could play off the theme of computer errors.
or maybe something with like, really wide empty eye sockets and a really fricked up face, cuz if we're talking kid me, the only thing that really ever scared me besides the aformentioned actual phobia was the floating white head guy from Courage
as a kid i was terrified of dogs and toads so a mix of those, as for a monster to make me laugh i always thought cursing=funny so one with a sailor mouth i guess
A woman who makes me happy but tells me to throw away everything that makes me me
I am the monster.
I don't have easily anthromophized phobia's you could make a monster of, like i'm not afraid of sharks, snakes, or spiders, so that sort of monster wouldn't work.
A "burning alive" monster would scare the shit out of me, but that's not exactly sneaky.
Anyone who is a woman
they only send them to kids, you can't rape them.