What kinds of kinos are most impressive to arthoes? What kinos to avoid sounding dishonest? So far on my list I have:
>Escape From New York
>Possession
>Alphaville
>Phenomena
>Fitzcarraldo
>The Life Aquatic
>Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
>Spring Breakers
>A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
I think it's a pretty balanced list it shows I'm serious about film but I'm also not stodgy and can have fun.
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What women do you think is watching Aphaville?
my wife did before i met het
>kinos to avoid sounding dishonest?
Just be honest. Do you think arthoes pass me up because I say Nacho Libre and White Chicks after My Dinner with Andre? No. We start quoting and laughing. Sperg ass homie.
You guys are prob right I just don't want to frick this up
arthoes just want you to be feminist while being super misogynistic in bed
just don’t say any film that’s conservative/incel coded in pop culture, like snyder or blade runner or american psycho etc
Well lucky for me she said she hates overly feminist guys but film is her true passion. They really hate Blade Runner?
by overly feminist she means guys too afraid to bang her, let alone roughly
This guy knows what he's saying. Gentleman in the streets, dog in the sheets.
>They really hate Blade Runner?
I watched it with my ex, she was far from being a feminist, voted for Trump, and she hated the "rape" scene.
>I just don't want to frick this up
your run of the mill normie b***h that's been spoon-fed her taste in everything via tiktok will not be hard to impress, you can pick anything from the criterion collection
You're overthinking it.
I know exactly what she smells like and it's not good.
What’s she smell like?
They want to like things you don't know about. Hipster as a term is sort of dead but that's what they are. These scene is square man I'm out of here.
>arthoes
god this website is so fricking dusted and corny
They are hoes, anon. They dont care
Here’s what you do:
Download a .csv of every arthouse film over the past 20 years that made less than 3 million at the box office. Scramble the list into a random order. Blind select 9 of them. Write the 9 films in a 3 x 3 matrix on a whiteboard. Get a dildo with a suction cup on the base, turn your back to the whiteboard and fling the dildo over your shoulder. Whatever film the dildo lands on is the film the art hoe will watch. That is more or less the rationale a hair armpit c**t uses to select a film.
what's the name of that painting behind the hoe
Klimt - Water Serpents
thanks
Gustav Klimt something
it looks like a Gustav Klimt.
who banged tons of groupies and lived with his mother.
looks like something by Klimt
>that barely airbrushed adam's apple
That thing has a dick.
Women have Eve's apples, you virgin.
You just know she has a small forest under those armpits
wouldn't stop me
arthoes would enjoy hardly anything on this list I'm afraid.
t. did a meme degree at artschool but fricked arthoes
They’d unironically like Barbie more than anything ITT
Totally. It's ham fisted feminist slop is it not? Didn't bother to see it.
mid 2000's comedies.
Atkhairy
Those are terrible choices anon. Possesion? Are you out of your fricking mind? The only one on there that could work is Life Aquatic but that's as amazing as that film is it is not a good date film or intro wes anderson. Go with the Grand Budapest Hotel or Fantastic Mr. Fox.
Here are some actually good recommendations:
Romantic, artistic but safe
>Lost in Translation (2003)
>Her (2013)
>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
>Submarine (2010)
Artistic, appealing to arthoe sensibilities, but not too 'artsy fartsy'
>Fireworks (1997)
>The Double Life of Veronique (1991)
>Wings of Desire (1987)
If you're looking to gamble, go with Mulholland Drive (2001). If she gets it, she'll be very impressed. If she doesn't you'll look like a fool. High risk high reward with that one.