What kinds of kinos are most impressive to arthoes? What kinos to avoid sounding dishonest? So far on my list I have:

What kinds of kinos are most impressive to arthoes? What kinos to avoid sounding dishonest? So far on my list I have:
>Escape From New York
>Possession
>Alphaville
>Phenomena
>Fitzcarraldo
>The Life Aquatic
>Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
>Spring Breakers
>A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

I think it's a pretty balanced list it shows I'm serious about film but I'm also not stodgy and can have fun.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What women do you think is watching Aphaville?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my wife did before i met het

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kinos to avoid sounding dishonest?
    Just be honest. Do you think arthoes pass me up because I say Nacho Libre and White Chicks after My Dinner with Andre? No. We start quoting and laughing. Sperg ass homie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're overthinking it.

      You guys are prob right I just don't want to frick this up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        arthoes just want you to be feminist while being super misogynistic in bed
        just don’t say any film that’s conservative/incel coded in pop culture, like snyder or blade runner or american psycho etc

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well lucky for me she said she hates overly feminist guys but film is her true passion. They really hate Blade Runner?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            by overly feminist she means guys too afraid to bang her, let alone roughly

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This guy knows what he's saying. Gentleman in the streets, dog in the sheets.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >They really hate Blade Runner?
            I watched it with my ex, she was far from being a feminist, voted for Trump, and she hated the "rape" scene.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I just don't want to frick this up
        your run of the mill normie b***h that's been spoon-fed her taste in everything via tiktok will not be hard to impress, you can pick anything from the criterion collection

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're overthinking it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know exactly what she smells like and it's not good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What’s she smell like?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They want to like things you don't know about. Hipster as a term is sort of dead but that's what they are. These scene is square man I'm out of here.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >arthoes
    god this website is so fricking dusted and corny

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They are hoes, anon. They dont care

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s what you do:
    Download a .csv of every arthouse film over the past 20 years that made less than 3 million at the box office. Scramble the list into a random order. Blind select 9 of them. Write the 9 films in a 3 x 3 matrix on a whiteboard. Get a dildo with a suction cup on the base, turn your back to the whiteboard and fling the dildo over your shoulder. Whatever film the dildo lands on is the film the art hoe will watch. That is more or less the rationale a hair armpit c**t uses to select a film.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's the name of that painting behind the hoe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Klimt - Water Serpents

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gustav Klimt something

        it looks like a Gustav Klimt.
        who banged tons of groupies and lived with his mother.

        looks like something by Klimt

        thanks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gustav Klimt something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it looks like a Gustav Klimt.
      who banged tons of groupies and lived with his mother.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looks like something by Klimt

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that barely airbrushed adam's apple
    That thing has a dick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women have Eve's apples, you virgin.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You just know she has a small forest under those armpits

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't stop me

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    arthoes would enjoy hardly anything on this list I'm afraid.
    t. did a meme degree at artschool but fricked arthoes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They’d unironically like Barbie more than anything ITT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Totally. It's ham fisted feminist slop is it not? Didn't bother to see it.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mid 2000's comedies.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Atkhairy

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those are terrible choices anon. Possesion? Are you out of your fricking mind? The only one on there that could work is Life Aquatic but that's as amazing as that film is it is not a good date film or intro wes anderson. Go with the Grand Budapest Hotel or Fantastic Mr. Fox.

    Here are some actually good recommendations:

    Romantic, artistic but safe
    >Lost in Translation (2003)
    >Her (2013)
    >Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
    >Submarine (2010)

    Artistic, appealing to arthoe sensibilities, but not too 'artsy fartsy'

    >Fireworks (1997)
    >The Double Life of Veronique (1991)
    >Wings of Desire (1987)

    If you're looking to gamble, go with Mulholland Drive (2001). If she gets it, she'll be very impressed. If she doesn't you'll look like a fool. High risk high reward with that one.

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