What kino should I watch while I eat this?

What kino should I watch while I eat this?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Planet Terror
    Motel Hell

  2. 2 years ago
    A-tilde

    The Day The Earth Stood Still (Digesting)

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would be so much better if the staff de-ribbed the meat for you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, also the cute waitress should pre-chew it for me and drool the meat paste into my mouth like I'm a baby bird

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so much this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Big Lenny?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty hot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick? Are you fricking serious? Are you a fricking zoomer?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you should stop being such a petulant homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why? The bones is the best part. They're crunch-tastic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow I didn't know 5-year olds were posting here these days.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they made the mcrib for you

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Babe

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How long is it gonna take you

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a question, would you switch to Beyond Meat or similar if Bill Gate or whatever told you he'd pay for it for your entire life?
    You can have as much as you want

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ....no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      >*dies of ass cancer 30 years later*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ass cancer has been cured...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          only for a particular genetic defect that's responsible for 5-10% of all ass cancer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You will never be able to afford the cure if true.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, so long as they don't discover years later that eating Beyond Meat ends up being even WORSE for the environment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's worse for the environment but I'm just talking about the taste, which I find to be in some ways superior to real meat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you need to spend a few years living in the woods somewhere. get all the toxins out of your system

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I eat meat once every 2-3 months already. I'm going strictly by cost
          I've never had beyond meat before but I can believe it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what do you use for protein intake that's cheap?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              beans

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't like beans so I use peanuts and eggs also chicken when it's on offer

                What the FRICK is "Beyond Meat"?

                It's one of those fake meat lab meshed frankestein things that will be our only legal "meat" soon, but it's quite tasteful and contains no phytoestrogens afaik

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks legumes have anywhere near the same bioavailability as animal protein

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its cheaper

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this homie eatin beans lmao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't like beans so I use peanuts and eggs also chicken when it's on offer
              [...]
              It's one of those fake meat lab meshed frankestein things that will be our only legal "meat" soon, but it's quite tasteful and contains no phytoestrogens afaik

              milk (everyday), eggs (one week a month), beans and lentils here and there.
              my freezer is PACKED with chicken, at the rate I eat meat it should last me a couple of years.
              it's not a recommended diet, if I fall sick or get injured I'm toast because I have zero reserves and do manual labor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the FRICK is "Beyond Meat"?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not meat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sure. I've learned that I don't mind fake meat when I douse it in spices, or sauces.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah please pay for my cancer

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a lot but it's 90% bone.
    Ribs don't fill you up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your body is 90% bone though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        your mom was last night that's for sure

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Young kid never saw ribs before.
    >Tell them it's a giant grilled centipede.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek thought the same

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thats literally a bug

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Something about Cavemen.

    Im not taking the piss. Ive kept the bones from these beef ribs I had. I cleaned them and was using one to stir a pot earlier. There's something primal and satisfying about having large bones around.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are some caveman kinos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Quest for Fire
        Le Dernier Neanderthal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This looks entertaining. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJO0YSiuWDA

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I see Alejandro has prepared a meal of chili and sea bass for you

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Days of Thunder

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, a centipede. Why not watch something related, like Starship Troopers?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People would rather pay for meat and have animals slaughtered than let Bill Gates buy them dinner forever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just kys

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ...is that a giant centipede?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Quads don't lie. I assume it would taste like lobster. Venomous lobster.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you shouldnt watch anything at a hard rock cafe it is a shitty experience for you and rude to the other patrons.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >eating poverty cuts of meat when you don't have to

    Get something without bones next time.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you take pictures of your food? Are you a fricking female desperate for attention or something?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will never, EVER stop eating meat. I don’t care how many statistics you present me about “MUH ANIMAL TORTURE” or “MUH ENVIRONMENT” because it’s not my problem. Your pink goylop “beyondmeat” tastes NOTHING like the real thing, just like a trannies gaping axe wound looks nothing like the real thing.
    Want to “save muh environment?”
    Outlaw all forms of aid and charity to Africa and India and let nature take its course. The overpopulation/environment is dying meme will be over in a generation

    I will not eat the bugs
    I will not eat the pink slime “beyond meat” goyslop
    I will not eat fake laboratory meat
    You will seethe
    You will dilate
    You will never be a woman

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Trek Strange New Worlds

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn I love ribs bros

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jurassic Park or some other dinokino

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