what likelihood is there that the Zelda movie will look like this?
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what likelihood is there that the Zelda movie will look like this?
it's going to have to if it wants to make money
Ganon will be black though
I hope they make link black
Idris Elba would unironically be a perfect Ganon.
Mommy Impa has to be played by mommy Gina Carano, no ifs or buts
Idris Elba wouldn't be a perfect anything. He sucks.
Why not? Ganon is a Black person israelite, just like Idris Elba, it would be a good casting. Also, saying that a Black person should play a Black person doesn't mean that I'm thinking about sucking his wiener, I know that that's a common american tradition, but please understand that in the rest of the world we aren't obsessed with sucking black dicks
I've never found Idris Elba to be a good actor.
Zero.
>Idris Elba
Go suck him off and kys.
I'm not a woman so I don't care
>link with mustache stubble
He should never be depicted older than 14. He's like Peter Pan, an eternal youth
Can't trust an AI to get the twink touch right
gotta make it explicit
not bad but prefer the twunk in OP.
Link or Zelda will be a Black person. The lady in the cave will be a troony, and instead of giving him a sword, "she" will counsel him on the importance of diplomacy and tolerance. Gannon will be a tall blue eyed Nord.
i think they have the euphoria troon cast as zelda
Got you famalam
That's not Hunter Schaefer
Please don't mention that troony ever again
But Zelda was secretly a guy in OoT too
Angelina Jolie as Impa
I think Anya would be better cast as Zelda in Pet Sematary.
Link needs to be blond
i think im gonna vomit
it's sad bc I js know anya is trynna get in the zelda movie but she's too busted now with her weird sunken in cheeks whereas before the surgery she would've been prime zelda material
Zero. Link will be, at the bare minimum, an Indian. Likely a jive black dude. Zelda will of course be blonde and blue eyed and simp for him with her pussy every opportunity.
HOT
>what likelihood is there that the Zelda movie will look like this?
Bahahaha you'll get this and you will be happy
God I wish for a israeli Zelda
frick is this?
A white supremacist attacked a Hanukkah observance gathering with a fire extinguisher, and the pictured israeli-Polish woman took the brunt of the hate crime.
>Pale with blue eyes
HA! We won't be anywhere near as lucky as that.
>posts a perfect casting for npc #2 in Kakariko village
I don't get it.
That Link is too masculine looking, or perhaps just too old looking. The Zelda looks pretty good though.
Link looks too chaddish and Zelda shouldn't look quite like the same ethnicity as him even though they're both Hylian. She's a member of the royal family and a Sheikah.
>She's a member of the royal family and a Sheikah.
Zelda isn't a Sheikah. She was doing racist sheikahface in Ocarina of Time.
Zelda is a trans role. She’s ours.
kys
Hunter would've been a gigakino Link if it weren't for the trooning but all of the actors suggested are all too old
Tom Holland will play Link, Hunter troony will play Zelda, and when it flops libchuds will say it's because people don't like white leads.
Zac Efron
Hear me out, guys. Hunter Schafer as Nabooru.
zero
therefore I won't watch it
more like
>features 20 minute sex scene
How did Nintendo greenlight this?
>Boyega as Link
>Hunter as Zelda
Lil' nk
you just know it's going to happen
japan hates black people but they even got nintendo to sign off on the mulatto guy in detective pikachu so no doubt they'll do it again
No frick off, they almost dropped windwaker simply because it looked too cartoony
They will not be making him black for sure
They will pull a He-Man and have Link be a bumbling cowardly moron while Zelda becomes the real hero and has a male Gerudo/Goron/Moblin sidekick
frick, I would watch if Link looked like this. if it’s done lumpy faced goblin or not white at all I’m out. Attractive white twunk or nothing.
It will look like shit but in a different way from how that looks like shit.
yeahhhh the actors definitely have to be young germans, or dutch
Louis Hofmann would've made a really good link
and ganon HAS to be arabian
>the Zelda movie
Wait what? There's a zelda movie coming up?
Yup
https://bbc.com/news/world-asia-67353331