What makes Disney World kino?

What makes Disney World kino?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not. Once you're an adult and paying for the whole thing you can see through the matrix

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    forced perspective tricks are kind of cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      honestly for as much money as disney has you think they could've built a full-sized castle.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prioritization of being a hyper-immersive reality rather than a theme park. Even compared to Universal it still does this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the problem is, that it isn't that at all.

      it's fricking balmy florida/socal ""weather"", and it's full of nickel and diming every other step.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't by merch. It's not that hard to not spend money once you are in the park

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stop being poor and just have a fun time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was excited for the star wars section because it seemed like at one point they were hyping it up as that.
      The ride was cool but it wasn't really that at all

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This and the Pirate ride are the only kino things left at dineywold

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like a lot of the stuff at animal kingdom, but going as an adult around the world and drinking at Epcot was one of the best times I’ve ever had

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Euro here who only ever visited euro disney and disney seas in tokyo, what’s the deal with Epcot? It looks super boring on the videos that Ive seen about it but everybody always seem to love it. Is it because it feels so 80s and outdated that every millennial gets a nostalgia boner over this park? What gives?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        getting daydrunk and flirting with character actors.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's just chill. Best food and alcohol in any Disney park and usually has a lot of festival shit going on

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The best part is the World Showcase, doubly so during the food and wine festival. Spending all day walking from one country to the next, eating small bites of authentic food and drinking local drinks is a top tier experience.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do they have a wax trump at the hall of president yet?
    Does he say funny shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They do and it’s janky as shit because they had to repurpose the Hillary animatronic that they were already working on for Trump. Some of the reactions when it first came out were top notch, a mix of loud cheering and quiet groans.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate boomers so fricking much

      >dude magic numbers
      >Our country is taking in 2 million illegals a year
      >I'm gonna ignore all that and focus on LE HECKIN SPOOKY NUMBERS

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >those trashcans
    >shitty stucko banners on fake castle walls

    Nothing bout this is kino. Disney World sucks.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disneyland is better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, all the old school feel is there, it's not "super sized"... it's timeless and classic

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best themepark of all time incoming

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely soulless.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Okay speak on that

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just got back from a week trip. It's that literally everything is themed and on point. Lots of forced perspective and careful placement so you rarely ever feel like a wall is just a wall. Garbage cans blend in and are constantly clean.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The underground rape dungeons.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fact it was built upon the dead bodies of raped children.

  13. 2 years ago
    CM

    I'm a castmember and can answer questions if everyone wants
    I've worked
    >Runaway Railway
    >Dinosaur
    >Crowd Control
    >Spiderman at Universal Studios
    Also I cooked for a brief time at the Food and Wine Festival

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you get a real job?

      • 2 years ago
        CM

        Real jobs have worse benefits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How common are affairs between cast members?

      • 2 years ago
        CM

        Constant since most social circles consist exclusively of other castmembers. Especially college program kids who frick like rabbits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shit can't think of any specific questions right now
      any fun stories?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's what ((they)) took from you
    People don't like to live in squared commie block-mac-houses surrounded by feral N-.
    That place is basically europe with high level security

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