What makes him so based?

What makes him so based?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally whom

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dr. Terrific

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he supports israel

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. He's fake. He's like a real life Patrick Bateman; completely superficial. But he's not even young and hot.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wearing a left handed watch on the wrong wrist

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >left handed watch on the left hand
      ?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        left handed watches go on the right hand

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know nothing of horology

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a baldchad so he looks beyond the superficial

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He killed people with his racing boat.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was his drunk wife

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        His wife did, and she got away with it. And she'll do it again if you're not careful.

        He was drunk and told the police his wife was driving. Everyone in Muskoka and Lake Joe knows the rumrunner was his favourite precious show-off toy and he would never let anyone else take the controls.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          better stay off the lake kid, if you know what's good for you

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I believe it
          I’m just hoping he gets what’s coming to him

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based Muskoka insider. This is 100% true.
          >t. Muskoka insider.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      His wife did, and she got away with it. And she'll do it again if you're not careful.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based? Look at his eyes. He's a vile and malevolent piece of shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep seething, Cuban, you fricking homosexual

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sometimes, when I least expect it, a strange feeling of elation comes over me. My face gets very warm. My heart begins to beat very fast, then very slow. My lips curve upwards to reveal the teeth within. The world pulsates. Angels sing. Things glow. The first time I felt this way, it was while in the embrace of my father. His hands were around my neck and he was crying because I had just bought out his business for pennies and driven him into bankruptcy. That was a good day. The second time I felt this feeling was the day my son was born. When I went to the hospital vending machine to buy a Twix, two fell out instead. That was an amazing day. What is the point of this anecdote, you ask? The point is this: when I look at your product, I don't feel that feeling. I don't feel anything besides disgust and overwhelming contempt. And for that reason, I'm out.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep posting them. Theyre so good

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin O'Leary is just Bailey Jay if he didn't become a shemale

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets insanely lucky during dotcom bubble
    >is a israelite and completely exploits sale of his "website"
    >is now worshipped by a bunch of low IQ business owners

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1cn2E2175UR7

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEEP EM COMING!!!!!!!!

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are the irish so dangerous behind the wheel

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is this guy not israeli?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Potent Arab-Irish hybrid

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canadian

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a piece of shit scam artist and he's stupid. He basically defrauded Mattel during the "dot com bubble" with fraudulent numbers that almost destroyed the company.

    He also should be in jail for the FTX shit and oh yeah, he killed someone with his boat and had his wife take the fall.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is the secret to how this honorary israelite makes his money. He gets in early as an angel investor or pipe investor then takes his money out right before the company collapses. He almost never invests in real companies that have long term potential. He just memes his way in, sweet talks everyone on the Internet and his shows, then secretly gets his money out conveniently right before the stock crashes. He should have the SEC up his ass, but because he's famous he gets a pass. That's how this economy works. Half of the investment world should be in jail but nothing is ever done, because the system is set up for the uber-rich elite to siphon money from the average, everyday Joe.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    His wine is bad, too.

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