What makes male friendship so powerful?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    purest form of love

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That little hint of zest

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    non sexual love is a transcended love, unhinged from nature's basal instinct. You ego and an other as an us.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You ego and an other as an us.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anal sex hurts. You're making that sacrifice for each others pleasure. It strengthens the bond.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact
    The establishment fears make friendships so much they have expressly banned male only spaces.
    Boyscouts: gone
    Male only gyms: Illegal
    Male only golf clubs: Illegal (unless it's the few remaining billionaire clubs)
    It's not because of exclusion
    It's not because of sexism

    It's because it only takes a dozen dudes who agree strongly on something to start a revolution... the real reason for the creation of "toxic" masculinity.

    Woman will never understand because females value obedience and fitting in over freedom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like gay bars are your final refuge.
      You can discuss the revolution in between chugging piss and sucking prolapsed rectums.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Think your strategy is working? I can smell your dialators.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gays are too busy to start a revolution. Is that your point?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My point is that men’s spaces are effectively gone and you seem to imply homosexualry is the same as male friendship. Since you don’t understand male friendship I’m going to assume you’re a woman. Not a biological one of course.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >go to a gay bar
        >it's filled with women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NO...NO!! You're actually just gay! I mean an incel! DELETE THIS PLEASE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nooooo women are allowed everywhere now I can't just see only men in those places! aaaahhh!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      truth nuke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because females value obedience and fitting in over freedom.
      to be fair, this is how men have selected for them since time immemorial, and all it took was subverting a single generation of men to turn women-- now obedient to the israeli corporation instead of the husband and family-- against civilization.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, women are always in favor of toppling the civilization built by their fathers and maintained by their men because the men who can conquer the women's native civilization are clearly more virile and dominant than their own men.
        So they henpeck and nag and shit test and lobby and scheme to weaken their own men, because if the men fall for it and give in to the women, they prove they're not worthy and would be better off replaced by barbarians.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't zoomers understand male friendship? Is it because they are all bisexual? Maybe the other way around?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its the only pure form of love that isnt based on sex or trying to manipulate someone

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We all have close friends like this, it's just tougher to relate to the sanitized depiction in these movies. Sam and Frodo in reality would likely joke about homosexuals and Black folk, talk about fat breasts on Shire thots, and roast each other when they do something cringe. Sam/Frodo plus these elements is basically how me and my best friend act.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Listen guys, they were a LITTLE zesty in the movies. That's on Peter Jackson, not Tolkien.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because, if those two were women, there would be a legion of "men" behind them to do anything they need, to die for them when the orcs come to kill them, to save them from Shelob, to bear the ring for her so she doesn't have to suffer.
    Male friendships matter more because nobody else is going to have your back. Frodo went straight to the fires of Mount Doom and nobody had his back, except Sam. Even when the ring made Frodo a c**t, Sam ignored the insults and had his back. If they were women, Sam would have turned to Chad and Jason and complained about how Frieda was being b***hy and Chad and Jason would have consoled Samantha and that would have been the moral of the story.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women are petrified with fear that men genuinely living with and understanding someone who believes in honor, courage, reason and accountability might provide more value in life that fricking a vapid childish self obsessed hole.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sam had 12 kids, so I think Tolkien was aware, and was over compensating.

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