What movie best captures the feeling of post-nut clarity?

What movie best captures the feeling of post-nut clarity?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one I filmed yesterday with that homeless troony crack-prostitute behind the iHop

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what it is about nutting inside of a troony that is so corrupting to the soul. You actually think it wouldn’t affect you or whatever. But if there was a man who never nutted in a troony, and then a man who nutted in 10 trannies, you know which one is going to be way better off like mentally in their headspace. Is nutting in a troony just a sign that you’re already not doing too well, or does fricking the troony cause those psychological wounds? If you took a normal person, and got to frick a troony but of their own volition, would they come out the same? Trannies are so foul. What is more unnatural, to frick a troony, or a dead body of a real woman? That’s a very question to answer. Aristotle would have to ponder that one. I vow from this forward I’m never going to frick a troony. It’s all troony free from this day until my last. The healing can start now

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think it would have been less psychologically damaging if we went somewhere more romantic than the loading bay of the iHop? There was an olive garden nearby but the lighting was shit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          In some ways it was good you just fricked him behind the Ihop, because the less exposure you give yourself to a troony, that’s usually the better. On one hand, you don’t want to meet a creature like a troony and then instantly frick it in a loading bay, because that isn’t good for one’s mental state to go through such an experience. You could soften the shock of an encounter and make it less feral, but then you run the risk of getting too familiar with the troony. Olive Garden is probably about right. I wouldn’t want to spend more than a couple hours with a troony and then frick it, because at that point, it’s began sticking its talons into you. 40 minutes at Olive Garden would probably be better. Although Steak and Shake and fricking it in the bathroom is probably better than Olive Garden. It’s like somewhat of a restaurant, but a place that you can expect trashy stuff to happen, so you don’t have to kill part of your soul too much if you frick it in there. You’re not first or last person to frick a troony inside of a steak and shake. I’m sure most of the employees have already seen that type of thing happen before especially with some drunk crowds and at 3am and stuff

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Steak and Shake is actually a terrific idea because then you can drink a Caramel Crunch milkshake out of his butthole after.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t think the bathroom would have worked. Even if we could fit the camera man in there, there’s no chance of squeezing the sound guy in too. And my respect for the art demands no ADR

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This might be the funniest thing I've read on Cinemaphile in nearly a decade

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I vow from this forward I’m never going to frick a troony.
        No backsies

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Picked up a latino troony from Grindr today and took xer to a hotel. I fricked her raw and nutted inside her. She called her friend to come pick her up and I stayed and rested and tried to find another troony to frick after but couldn't so I got super high on poppers and jerked off to gay porn.

        Anyone, the thing about fricking trannies is the shame you feel once you cum. You can't even look them in the eye after. When you frick a non-hooker woman, you don't feel this kind of shame

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >her
          >her
          >she
          >her
          That is gay and a man; you are gay, anon.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What’s your point?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fair.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not gay, I'm just a straight guy who has gone so far deep into the porn rabbit-hole, he is watching gay and troony porn and fricking real trannies. I'm trying to stop, I know it's fricked. I went like 3 weeks without watching porn recently before I relapsed. We all relapse, just gotta try and do better the next time. Over time if I stop porn and jerking off all the time, my brain will rewire back to normal

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also fair, tell you what I'll stop abusing prescription painkillers and you stop fricking trannies. We're gonna make it, anon. Check back up on you in 2 weeks.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also fair, tell you what I'll stop abusing prescription painkillers and you stop fricking trannies. We're gonna make it, anon. Check back up on you in 2 weeks.

              Thanks anons, you're gonna give me the willpower i need to stop jerking to trannies and focus my sexual desire on my gf.

              Starting tomorrow

              Still getting druk though

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon put your chastity cage back on

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                R you able to stay hard when you frick your gf and cum inside her? Porn will destroy that. Stay away from it. Trust me.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can cum just grinding my dick against her poonani with no penetration. But the porn definitely makes it so im less inclined to want to see her all the time. Thats the problematic part

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only way you could turn gay from watching porn is if you have some sort of humiliation or degradation type of fetish where you get off having sex with people you aren't attracted to. It sounds more like you are a coping homosexual blaming it all on the porn saying shit like "the only way I can stop fricking transvestites and looking at gay porn is by abstaining from masturbation altogether, IT'S THE ONLY WAY!" as if you couldn't just ease yourself back into straighter shit by jerking off once a week or however long to real women.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You could at least frick em behind the fancy French restaurant instead of the iHop between the liquor store and the Salvation Army place

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure I'm not gay. Growing up I was always attracted to girls, never guys. I always check out girls when I'm out at the beach or mall or where ever. Never check out guys at all. Even some of the girls that Cinemaphile calls ugly, ill find them attractive. If I see a particularly cute girl, I will imagine a romantic relationship with her: kissing, cuddling, holding hands etc. When I think of doing anything like that with a man, it's disgusting. Even with a troony, I would not want anything like this with them. They exist purely as sexual pleasures, like living Fleshlight toys.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you're definitely gay, you just won't admit it to yourself which is why you think of trannies and homos only sexually. There's a reason they call it sexuality and not romanticality.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I have relationships with women, and sex with men.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You can't even look them in the eye after
          It's xhem chud

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nutting in a troony is usually the result of fapping to a lot of troony porn
        >fapping to troony porn is usually the result of being a coomer with a porn addiction
        >porn addictions are usually the result of spending to much time online

        Beware the pipeline, touch grass

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've watched porn online like 20 years and never felt the slightest urge to watch any troony shit. Maybe it's just an american phenomenon.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            anti-porn is just a giant meme pushed by /misc/ users who watch self-help schizos on youtube, pay it no mind

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've only ever nutted in my wife.
        I've cheated on her but never nutted in them - only she gets to have my kids.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're a bad person, you're wife deserves better

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I am, and no she doesn't.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fair enough

              Verification not required

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't unfrick those trannies anon. The man you were before you fricked the trannies is dead. You need to look inside now and ask yourself, was that man an impostor? Was he some kind of shell that the Adam's apple kissing revenant inside was wearing? And now that you have sunken so low what is the man who comes next capable of? Much to think about.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >was he some kind of shell that the Adam's apple kissing revenant inside was wearing?
          Bless this Board sometimes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ur just a gay guy and that fine

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is probably the most important thread on Cinemaphile right now.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re messed up before. No normal, psychologically healthy straight man seeks out trannies. It’s the lonely ones who get bi-curious and think it’s the easiest way, while also enjoying the taboo because they’ve been conditioned to through porn and discord. Apart from that a hole is a hole, but they’ll be in for a surprise when they realize that perfect angles and filters aren’t a thing in real life

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Is nutting in a troony just a sign that you’re already not doing too well
        This

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The one thing they do get right is the insane look in their eyes that most women have.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're lying to yourself and you're lying to reality.
        Trannies are repulsive and they will never be acceptable. This is why they commit suicide and people who try to "promote" or "defend" them as a social ideology are driven to schizophrenia and psychoses. The sanpaku eyes crowd.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean its gay but not as gay as wanting a troony to frick YOU in the ass instead, as long as your butthole is intact you can comeback from the degeneracy that being with a troony implies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why you keep getting banned from youtube, Grandpa. Please stop buying crack from the dishwasher at cafeteria.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the graduate count?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gimme 10 minutes rest and i'd frick that asiatic prostitute again

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a legitimate woman, she has a history of grooming boys (including that Stranger Things guy) and had a kid with one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one she groomed and had a kid with is in the picture. Twice his age

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much psychic damage have people inflicted on themselves at this business? Is it some kind of soul vortex draining the vitality from the world around it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I once tried to puke in one but couldn't make it and heaved in the parking lot in front of some poor couple.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, I made up for you and maybe three other people in one night. Had a date with a smoking hot girl, had a few drinks at a bar. Suddenly don't feel right, think maybe if I eat it will be OK. Suggest to her that we go grab a bite, and she's surprised I want to leave the bar so early. She obviously doesn't want to go, and she is fine as hell, but I ditch her anyway because I feel so bad. I go to the IHOP across the highway from my apartment complex and order a Lumberjack Slam. As soon as the waiter leaves I feel some unholy urges and I rush to the backthroom. I lock myself in the handicap stall and proceed to puke on every surface available except the one place I was trying to hit (the toilet bowl). I had not puked that hard in years. It was like being back in highschool on the night I discovered screwdrivers. Puked so hard I felt like I was turning inside out. I cannot promise you that I got any on the ceiling, but I wouldn't be surprised if I did. Some dude comes in after a few minutes and asks me if I'm OK. Frick no I was not OK, but all I could do is spit a few times and weakly tell him "no". After I washed my face and stumbled back to my booth the waiter comes up with my Lumberjack Slam and asks me if I just want to put it in a box. He said I looked terrible. I nodded and made my way across the highway to my apartment. I fall onto the floor of my bedroom and sleep in my clothes. The next morning I woke up feeling like hammered shit, but super hungry. I go grab my box of food and slump on the couch to eat my cold pancakes and sausages, and my roommates friend who was just always at our place lets himself in and sits next to me and turns on the tv. This was like 10 in the morning. After a minute he says, "it smells like someone shit behind the couch." I finish my food and make my way to the bathroom and discover that I had puked so hard that I shit my pants, like a tube of toothpaste squeezed in the middle, and I never noticed it was happening.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I took off all my clothes and sat in the shower for like an hour. Then I put my clothes into a trashbag and tossed them in the dumpster outside. I never did get another chance with that girl. I had one shot and I blew it because I scheduled our meetup on the same day I developed a stomach flu. She was still nice to me after, but you don't ditch a girl you have arranged to meet up with within fifteen minutes so you can go shit yourself in an IHOP and get the same spark again.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the average guests on Stephen Colbert's show.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whom is the bawd?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men are born to breed trannies. Nothing else. Every man knows that fellow men are nobler than women. He knows too that the worth or merit of a woman is not inherent in her nobility but rather only therein her presentation of her own femininity. Women are such fickle and vacuous creatures that courting a woman requires a wager to have meaning at all, betting with your fellows who will be the lucky one to win her affection. Compare this then to the courting of a troony, wherein the pride of courting a nobler other is in itself sufficient stake because in failing to court an troony a man is implicitly agreeing that the troony at hand is indeed a nobler being than the courter himself.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I frick trannies because I consider women so fragile and beautiful that I feel like I'm defiling her by having sex with her. A troony is just a degraded man who was born to take dick from superior men and nothing else. I can do the most degrading things to them and not feel bad about it.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love (2015)

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dishonest redditor thread made for r/Cinemaphile and r/greentext and twitter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that's sick tell us how the joos are behind it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I made this thread because I had post-nut clarity moron. Don’t give a shit about reddit or twitter

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