You politely tell that guy your house is a no-chicks no-kids zone and if he has a problem with that you wish him the best and show him the door.
Stop letting people make the rules. It's your life you make the rules.
If you're under 25, go out with your friends and have fun. You have another 50+ years ahead of you where you can sit inside and watch movies and sports. But in the future you will regret missing out on the creation of amazing memories with your boys, being drugged out of your minds and chasing pussy
This. Go hang with the boys in the bar. Even if you don't want to. Just start drinking as soon as you get there. If after a few drinks, you're still not having fun, drink moar.
Me and the boys don't really watch movies together. Normally, we just put on meme compilations for background noise while we get drunk and talk shit to each other. I've got a few bros that actually want to watch classic kinos, but we seldom watch them together.
Oh we're all incredibly close friends. All 3 of us live together as roommates in a house. None of us have gfs though and only get laid like once a year. Sometimes I feel like we're a 3-headed monster or something, as our collective sense of humor gets dumber and dumber, and our inside jokes compound on themselves, to the point that we just make each other crack up by speaking our own moronic language. I am enjoying this period of my life with these friends of mine, and I know that I'll look back on them fondly, but I occasionally yearn for the touch of a woman.
>to the point that we just make each other crack up by speaking our own moronic language.
this never goes away, even after time. I met up with my high school friend who I was like this with, after 7 years of not hanging out (grew apart for work/relationships). within an hour had each other in tears doing stupid impressions and making the worst jokes. it was strange but so much fun
haha imagine if some evil woman who was unusually hot inserted herself into your lives and started fricking all of you and slowly turned you all against each other until you're basically ready to kill one another for that girl
someone should make this movie.
lol they're watching a movie like that like they understand anything that's even happening, sorry but I can't imagine "boys" watching the court room scenes and pretending they have the total IQ to comprehend it
>Playing cards with da boys getting wasted all night with the tv on.
Good frickin' times... Until somebody's gf calls and he gets pissed and then he starts calling everybody gays because we start calling him a pussy and a fight breaks out for no real reason.
Even drinking that piss water is more respectable than water when with your pals. At least they’ll be getting a bit buzzed, nobody wants a sober gay around to shit the place up.
>invited to poker night with the boys >a straight edge gay comes over >he drinks a monster and doesn't gamble >his extremely obese girlfriend comes over >I call it a night and go home to get wasted alone
You just know it’s the fricker in the underarmor shirt. >nah sorry guys, too many calories in that stuff >nah I’ve got the gym tomorrow, I’ve got to feel fresh for that… holy shit, it’s 10pm, I’ve gotta shoot fellas
I don't have boys
What movie do you watch with your girls?
>watching movies with girls
Oh, no. That's gay. Unless you've got kids. Then it's good dad behavior.
Watched this with my gay friend. I'm not gay, but we did suck each other off.
bro hang outs at my age are uber cringe
what age is that, sounds like 12 or so
None, most people are fricking morons so I tend to watch stuff on my own.
How do you find friends that just want to hang out and watch movies or sports instead of go clubbing, do drugs and chasing pussy? Lost like 5 to that
Make friends who are married and hate their wives. They'll always be begging to come over.
works until one of them is a couple that does everything together. not letting their wife and kid into my goon cavern for their own safety
You politely tell that guy your house is a no-chicks no-kids zone and if he has a problem with that you wish him the best and show him the door.
Stop letting people make the rules. It's your life you make the rules.
If you're under 25, go out with your friends and have fun. You have another 50+ years ahead of you where you can sit inside and watch movies and sports. But in the future you will regret missing out on the creation of amazing memories with your boys, being drugged out of your minds and chasing pussy
This. Go hang with the boys in the bar. Even if you don't want to. Just start drinking as soon as you get there. If after a few drinks, you're still not having fun, drink moar.
that's all my only friend ever wants to do and he's on probation right now so it's funny watching him have to go without all of that
Me and the boys don't really watch movies together. Normally, we just put on meme compilations for background noise while we get drunk and talk shit to each other. I've got a few bros that actually want to watch classic kinos, but we seldom watch them together.
Same but cumshot compilations
Exact same here. Though I fear we're all getting too old for this behavior. We're 28, this is how we live 4-5 nights out of the week.
It goes on for a while. Well into your thirties. Perhaps beyond.
>Though I fear we're all getting too old for this behavior.
nah. the strongest male friendships are founded on a dumb sense of humor
Oh we're all incredibly close friends. All 3 of us live together as roommates in a house. None of us have gfs though and only get laid like once a year. Sometimes I feel like we're a 3-headed monster or something, as our collective sense of humor gets dumber and dumber, and our inside jokes compound on themselves, to the point that we just make each other crack up by speaking our own moronic language. I am enjoying this period of my life with these friends of mine, and I know that I'll look back on them fondly, but I occasionally yearn for the touch of a woman.
>to the point that we just make each other crack up by speaking our own moronic language.
this never goes away, even after time. I met up with my high school friend who I was like this with, after 7 years of not hanging out (grew apart for work/relationships). within an hour had each other in tears doing stupid impressions and making the worst jokes. it was strange but so much fun
haha imagine if some evil woman who was unusually hot inserted herself into your lives and started fricking all of you and slowly turned you all against each other until you're basically ready to kill one another for that girl
someone should make this movie.
you have no idea how over it is for you
Poker is fricking gay and I'm tired of the normies who pretend to like it
>tv above fireplace
I fricking hate these random lightbulbs going every which way light fixtures everyone has now.
>tv above fireplace
"fireplace"
>nonwhites in the house
Mexicans are true whites
T. Chinless incel
best part is this person thinks they have a husband after seeing that.
Are those subhumans yer friend, OP?
>chink in the house
lol they're watching a movie like that like they understand anything that's even happening, sorry but I can't imagine "boys" watching the court room scenes and pretending they have the total IQ to comprehend it
>Playing cards with da boys getting wasted all night with the tv on.
Good frickin' times... Until somebody's gf calls and he gets pissed and then he starts calling everybody gays because we start calling him a pussy and a fight breaks out for no real reason.
I don't have anyone to watch movies with.
how much are you in for in a casual poker night?
never played
Depends. 2 and 4 dollar blinds are usually a good place to start. Or 2 dollar antes.
>homosexuals can't even shuffle their cards without bending them
trash
>homosexual drinking bottles of water while hanging out with friends
Teetotallers are the most boring fricks alive
what about the COORS LIGHT
those boys are going HARD TONIGHT
Even drinking that piss water is more respectable than water when with your pals. At least they’ll be getting a bit buzzed, nobody wants a sober gay around to shit the place up.
>invited to poker night with the boys
>a straight edge gay comes over
>he drinks a monster and doesn't gamble
>his extremely obese girlfriend comes over
>I call it a night and go home to get wasted alone
You did the right thing. The night was over as soon as she walked in.
This. It looks like a weeknight. Or maybe they've got a big garbage can in the kitchen full of empty cans.
Maybe he’s the designated driver. You do drink responsibly, right? R..right?
You just know it’s the fricker in the underarmor shirt.
>nah sorry guys, too many calories in that stuff
>nah I’ve got the gym tomorrow, I’ve got to feel fresh for that… holy shit, it’s 10pm, I’ve gotta shoot fellas
>he doesn’t drink clean vodka and slam water throughout the night
ask me how I know you don’t lift
>imagine hanging out with literal mongoloids with a tv above the fireplace
Did normies even like or understand this movie?
bait
barbie :3
Don't have any friends anymore.
But when I had my old highschool/college friends and I had a free house once, they all came around, we got stoned and watched Friday the 13th (2009)
Still remember one saying "oh shit" after like 6 people were killed even before the opening title started
what is this genre of photo?
It just looks so awkward and depressing. If I was there I would want to immediately leave.
Has pic related vibes fr. What were they watching?
me on the computer
Me, with pink hair on the windowsill.
>longtime friends who are single and bored on a friday night
way too bright in there, not comfy
>coors
>pizza
>poker
NPCs