>Emma overacting for the entire movie >overdesigned ugly sets and garish colors >irritating dissonant musical score >surface-level feminist message the movie clearly believes is profound
Might as well just have naked Emma yelling “THIS IS ART GIVE ME AN OSCAR” for 2.5 hours
>Hes never been accused or linked to pedophilia in any way
Other than stating that it's good and healthy for a 12-year-old to remain as a child prostitute getting raped for $5 a man
Any of those shitty Paranormal Activity movies. I'm still pissed about my friends as a teenager making me go see this with them when I wanted to watch Dredd then falling asleep for 80% of the movie while I sat there trying not to gauge out my own eyes out of boredom.
The Joker
God felt the same about him and gave him the most ironic disease that shut his mouth up. All critics deserve this fate.
What about Roeper
a trans child (a roper)
Is that Freddy Got Fingered?
North
https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/north-1994
I guess he was right because Ive never heard of it
>The parents (Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jason Alexander)
Wait, what. They played a couple in a movie? That's incredibly cursed.
Jason Alexander in a wig no less
lol how can you hate that movie. I thought it was pretty comfy, quite an original premise too.
It was very comfy, Ebert is a jerkoff. He also shit on Conan for being racist
Is this his review of Schindler’s List?
Roger Ebert was the biggest midwit ever. He talked too much shit and God took away his ability to speak, crazy shit man
He was a writer, dumbass. God didn't take away his hands.
Oblivion
dark city
eternal sunshine
Those are both great movies wtf
Poor Things. It’s a very fricking in-your-face “look what a good movie I am” movie and it’s putrid dogshit
Who hurt you, anon
You see Emma Stone's boobies though, it can't be that bad
too bad she has shit breasts
Can you expound on that?
>Emma overacting for the entire movie
>overdesigned ugly sets and garish colors
>irritating dissonant musical score
>surface-level feminist message the movie clearly believes is profound
Might as well just have naked Emma yelling “THIS IS ART GIVE ME AN OSCAR” for 2.5 hours
You just described nearly every Cohen brothers movie.
Lol I think Ebert once said their movies were full off “hip snottiness”
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
fricking piece of shit floating homosexual bullshit
about half of everything made in the last 10 years
Black Panther.
>The villain wanted to take over the world with spears that shoot out a slow moving laser blast. Basically, fancy muskets.
The Angry Video Game Nerd Movie. I didn't even think a movie could make me that irritated.
The most recent one I can remember was A Time to Kill. I hated that movie for a variety of reasons.
Star Wars prequels.
Schindler’s List
Bullet Train
Your point? That's literally the movie.
>Your point?
Roger Ebert was a moronic pedophile. You as well.
He was married to the same woman for decades. Hes never been accused or linked to pedophilia in any way
>Hes never been accused or linked to pedophilia in any way
Other than stating that it's good and healthy for a 12-year-old to remain as a child prostitute getting raped for $5 a man
Any of those shitty Paranormal Activity movies. I'm still pissed about my friends as a teenager making me go see this with them when I wanted to watch Dredd then falling asleep for 80% of the movie while I sat there trying not to gauge out my own eyes out of boredom.
Any movie made by Ava DuVernay. Because frick Ava DuVernay.
I wouldn’t even give any of her movies a chance.
Elysium
I also hated this the first time I saw it. Now I like it - it's just a fun comic book-y type movie.
That was me with Hulk (2003)
No Time To Die.
Rubber
ad astra
Most Best Picture winners especially those post 1990
Boondock Saints
Death Proof.
Dear Evan Hansen. Any of these would fit though
Almost all of them
American Pie 2 which for some odd reason I saw in the cinema
Literally anything produced by a24 or blumhouse. Just vomit inducing