It would literally blow their minds and I'd become the white giga king of the tribe and I'd slowly manipulate them into worshipping me as a god and be remembered forever for future generations
They would immediately spear me to death as a devil and continue to violently isolate themselves for another few centuries. I will take comfort in them never knowing that I saved them.
>they just killed that 1 missionary for being a homosexual
Yeah everyone conveniently forgets he was trying to round up all the kids together like some weird pedo. We know this because the Sentinelese told us.
Is it really worse to invite people into the modern world than keep a group of people in the stone age, it feels really dumb. Like imagine there was this super advanced civilisation of beautiful aliens hovering above earth that just left us here instead of helping us, I'd be pissed.
I want to fill them with fear, but they're too stupid and simple to understand the implications of most horror movies. What's the best horror movie for them?
I find it crazy these people using spears and bows, barely more advanced than cavemen are on the same planet as everyone else with modern tech. They have no idea too
what would happen if we chose one of these uncontacted tribes and unleashed the most advanced technologies we had on them in a display or force? have massive drones fly over and carpet bomb the lands outside their village, have massive television displays flown over showing clips of the rest of the world in the most bustling societies, have a bunch of those military robot dogs running around them, etc. I don't want them murdered or anything but I have been curious for years what the effect would be of overwhelming a primal tribes beliefs in what the world is like.
I wouldn't say a single word to them. manson quote
The Gods Must Be Crazy
Came here to post this
Great movie
No way they could make it today, though
They'd love it.
Friday
Pocahontas
Song of the South
Black Panther
It would literally blow their minds and I'd become the white giga king of the tribe and I'd slowly manipulate them into worshipping me as a god and be remembered forever for future generations
The thing. Make sure to tell them it's a documentary too.
Bee Movie
Holy mountain.
Enter the void or 2001
Empire Of Dust. Popquiz them after to see what they have learned.
Schindler list. It's their fault too, they must feel sorry
Black Ass Frickers 3
Freddy Got Fingered.
Passion of the Christ, obviously.
The Sweetest Thing (2002)
They would immediately spear me to death as a devil and continue to violently isolate themselves for another few centuries. I will take comfort in them never knowing that I saved them.
I wouldn't show them anything. I would slaughter them with a napalm strike, and that's what nobody did.
The Making of Star Wars: Episode I: The Phanton Menace
i want to torture them into quivering submission
North Sentinelese actually have contact with surrounding populations they just killed that 1 missionary for being a homosexual
wtf i feel lied to
it's not really true
ANTI-SOUL
>they just killed that 1 missionary for being a homosexual
Yeah everyone conveniently forgets he was trying to round up all the kids together like some weird pedo. We know this because the Sentinelese told us.
Awesome
Absolutely based, should be the fate of all missionaries.
The arrival of the train by the Lumiere, to see if they ape out too
The Marvels
Something from Buster Keaton.
Apocalypto
Definitely not Green Inferno. I'd be sweating my white ass off
Mean Girls
Matrix
I would show them Performance (1970).
Imagine how fun it would be wearing some kind of anti arrow armor, and hunt them all with a machine gun
Film it with a gopro like that guy that shot up a mosque in NZ
They'd just beat beat your ass and slit your triple chin.
Some crazy marvel CGIfest. Make them think that's the world outside their hovels.
Anal Angels 15
Cannibal Holocaust
A clockwork orange
i bet some of them would start jacking off during the rape scenes
Is it really worse to invite people into the modern world than keep a group of people in the stone age, it feels really dumb. Like imagine there was this super advanced civilisation of beautiful aliens hovering above earth that just left us here instead of helping us, I'd be pissed.
You know, you might have more of a point if they didn't shoot at people trying to visit them.
>invite people into the modern world
Imagine introducing taxes to them and turning their kids into trannies, who wouldn't want that, amirite?
The Pest
Apocalypse Now so they knew exactly what my plan is
Zulu
Gay porn
Poor Little White Guy 5
Apocalypto
Smokey and the Bandit 3. They shall know this world is shit, and will do whatever they can to stay isolated from us.
Why did you post the opening scene from Force Awakens?
Transformers
Some sci-fi movie for sure, I just don't know which one would impress them the most.
the matrix
I Am Jazz
so they stay isolated forever
The Marvels (2023)
Afrika Addio
I want to fill them with fear, but they're too stupid and simple to understand the implications of most horror movies. What's the best horror movie for them?
Just show them footage of any American city streets. San Francisco for example.
maybe koyaanisqatsi or baraka
That would just look like home to them.
The lion king
Why are they so xenophobic bros?
I find it crazy these people using spears and bows, barely more advanced than cavemen are on the same planet as everyone else with modern tech. They have no idea too
>They have no idea too
And they probably think they are hot shit compared to the rest of the world because their spear-chucking keeps us out.
its amazing the difference food/water scarcity makes
Avatar
Baraka
The entire filmography of Greg Lansky
first ten minutes of TDKR and nuke
These uncivilized nigjeets need to know their place. Building churches and killing them is the only way.
The Grifter
what would happen if we chose one of these uncontacted tribes and unleashed the most advanced technologies we had on them in a display or force? have massive drones fly over and carpet bomb the lands outside their village, have massive television displays flown over showing clips of the rest of the world in the most bustling societies, have a bunch of those military robot dogs running around them, etc. I don't want them murdered or anything but I have been curious for years what the effect would be of overwhelming a primal tribes beliefs in what the world is like.