What movie would you show them first?

What movie would you show them first?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single word to them. manson quote

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Gods Must Be Crazy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to post this
      Great movie
      No way they could make it today, though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'd love it.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friday

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pocahontas

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Song of the South

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black Panther

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would literally blow their minds and I'd become the white giga king of the tribe and I'd slowly manipulate them into worshipping me as a god and be remembered forever for future generations

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing. Make sure to tell them it's a documentary too.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bee Movie

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy mountain.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enter the void or 2001

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Empire Of Dust. Popquiz them after to see what they have learned.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Schindler list. It's their fault too, they must feel sorry

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black Ass Frickers 3

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freddy Got Fingered.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Passion of the Christ, obviously.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Sweetest Thing (2002)

    They would immediately spear me to death as a devil and continue to violently isolate themselves for another few centuries. I will take comfort in them never knowing that I saved them.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't show them anything. I would slaughter them with a napalm strike, and that's what nobody did.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Making of Star Wars: Episode I: The Phanton Menace

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to torture them into quivering submission

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    North Sentinelese actually have contact with surrounding populations they just killed that 1 missionary for being a homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf i feel lied to

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not really true

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ANTI-SOUL

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they just killed that 1 missionary for being a homosexual
      Yeah everyone conveniently forgets he was trying to round up all the kids together like some weird pedo. We know this because the Sentinelese told us.

    • 5 months ago
      Merry Christmas

      Awesome

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely based, should be the fate of all missionaries.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The arrival of the train by the Lumiere, to see if they ape out too

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Marvels

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something from Buster Keaton.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apocalypto

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely not Green Inferno. I'd be sweating my white ass off

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mean Girls

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matrix

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would show them Performance (1970).

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how fun it would be wearing some kind of anti arrow armor, and hunt them all with a machine gun

    • 5 months ago
      Jet Failson

      Film it with a gopro like that guy that shot up a mosque in NZ

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'd just beat beat your ass and slit your triple chin.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some crazy marvel CGIfest. Make them think that's the world outside their hovels.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anal Angels 15

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cannibal Holocaust

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A clockwork orange

    i bet some of them would start jacking off during the rape scenes

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really worse to invite people into the modern world than keep a group of people in the stone age, it feels really dumb. Like imagine there was this super advanced civilisation of beautiful aliens hovering above earth that just left us here instead of helping us, I'd be pissed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know, you might have more of a point if they didn't shoot at people trying to visit them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >invite people into the modern world
      Imagine introducing taxes to them and turning their kids into trannies, who wouldn't want that, amirite?

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Pest

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apocalypse Now so they knew exactly what my plan is

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zulu

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay porn

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Little White Guy 5

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apocalypto

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smokey and the Bandit 3. They shall know this world is shit, and will do whatever they can to stay isolated from us.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you post the opening scene from Force Awakens?

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Transformers

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some sci-fi movie for sure, I just don't know which one would impress them the most.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the matrix

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I Am Jazz
    so they stay isolated forever

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Marvels (2023)

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Afrika Addio

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to fill them with fear, but they're too stupid and simple to understand the implications of most horror movies. What's the best horror movie for them?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just show them footage of any American city streets. San Francisco for example.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe koyaanisqatsi or baraka

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would just look like home to them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  53. 5 months ago
    Merry Christmas

    The lion king

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so xenophobic bros?

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it crazy these people using spears and bows, barely more advanced than cavemen are on the same planet as everyone else with modern tech. They have no idea too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They have no idea too
      And they probably think they are hot shit compared to the rest of the world because their spear-chucking keeps us out.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its amazing the difference food/water scarcity makes

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avatar

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baraka

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire filmography of Greg Lansky

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    first ten minutes of TDKR and nuke

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    These uncivilized nigjeets need to know their place. Building churches and killing them is the only way.

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Grifter

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what would happen if we chose one of these uncontacted tribes and unleashed the most advanced technologies we had on them in a display or force? have massive drones fly over and carpet bomb the lands outside their village, have massive television displays flown over showing clips of the rest of the world in the most bustling societies, have a bunch of those military robot dogs running around them, etc. I don't want them murdered or anything but I have been curious for years what the effect would be of overwhelming a primal tribes beliefs in what the world is like.

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