Monty Python is beloved by boomer normies everywhere but it's fricking BORING the same goes for the rest of the shit they made. WOW LOOK AT THE BLOKE DO THE FUNNY WALK HAHAHA
I spotted your garbage post while filtering threads on the front page. Explain why you replied to someone who wrote "midwit detected" if your IQ is 147. Explain it to me. You should be able to. I'll be here filtering threads full of people who think their IQ is 147 while you explain.
Black person monty python is peak midwit, shallow pop history with ironic lol random humour. like something an r/history or Cinemaphile user who talks about the christian dark age finds amusing tailor designed for morons to endlessly quote
Monty Python is beloved by boomer normies everywhere but it's fricking BORING the same goes for the rest of the shit they made. WOW LOOK AT THE BLOKE DO THE FUNNY WALK HAHAHA
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Black person monty python is peak midwit, shallow pop history with ironic lol random humour. like something an r/history or Cinemaphile user who talks about the christian dark age finds amusing tailor designed for morons to endlessly quote
it's funny because of the anachronism of medieval serfs, whom didn't have the time or inclination to wankoff over the kind of bullshit political theory that TPTB had already started distracting the plebs with by the time the monty python troupe got high and filmed their home movies for the bbc, doing exactly that, and then drawing the skit out far past the point where the joke had been made. also he shouts a line at the end which fits nicely on a tshirt or in a small .wav file.
For some reason, whenever I used to just get mega drunk, I'd put that movie on and just pass out halfway through watching it
I still don't know how it ends
I watched it with a bunch of friends once and one of them threw a shitfit and got really mad at the movie and I dunno why, everyone else enjoyed it but he was mad.
NO. Cloud Atlas has the opposite graph. morons can't understand whats going on at all, big brains are wondering wtf the point of it all is, and midwits are clapping at the TRU TRU and white people in Korean eye makeup and Mr. Smith in cosplay as a New Orleans rapist and the gay dude's music being called The Cloud Atlas Sextet (how deep) and whatever else weird shit happened
The movie's just about how actions in one's lifetime affect other lives in the future. They have details carry over from prior generations that end up influencing the lives of the cast, which are also implied to be reincarnations.
Yes, that much is obvious. The real question is... why though? Why such convoluted bullshit just to make such a shallow and ultimately meaningless point? It means nothing. It's just an empty movie that tricked itself into thinking was profound, and midwits agreed.
Because, it was made by troon homosexuals who haven't removed their noses from their buttholes since The Matrix came out, lest they be deprived of a split-second savoring the scent of their signature brand.
Any beautifully filmed movie that requires serious thought to be understood. Morons will like it because it's pretty, geniuses will find it intellectually stimulating as well as gorgeous, and midwits will b***h about how it's incomprehensible.
The imaginarium of doctor parnassus
.
Also Chungking Express,
I notice in general plot light or plot loose films seem to be a great midwit filter.
Midwits need narratives to make sense in a concrete way.
Not that these movies don’t make sense, just not concretely (in the specific sense)
IQ is not a real thing, but a made up concept by israelites. You are either attentive and can retain information or you're not. There are plenty of factors that play into this as well, such as how well rested you are, how much energy you have, what you have eaten, how in shape you are, etc. To say one person is "too stupid" to understand a concept is incorrect, they are either unwilling or too lazy
>People with downs aren't stupid they're just.. lazy
Face moron despite whatever fantasies you've had you're not le smart but lazy you could TOTALLY succeed if you tried.. right give me a break
I am talking about people without disabilities or mental moronation. Obviously if you are lobotomized in a car accident your mental capacity is probably somewhat impaired.
>they are either unwilling or too lazy
those are both physical contraints ie neurological. some people have a neurotransmitter phenotype that inhibits their ability to think in abstracts making it impossible for them to understand some concepts. you surely have felt at some point unable to comprehend things and been forced to come back to learning later, some people are permanently in that state
>neurotransmitter phenotype
Qrd?
>you surely have felt at some point unable to comprehend things and been forced to come back to learning later, some people are permanently in that state
yes I have, but if I feel that it is worth my time I will thoroughly try to understand it. I have learned coding, mathematics, chemistry etc. through sheer willpower. In high school I was a lazy loser homosexual who wasted a lot of time and was not engaged. But post graduation I felt the need to improve my knowledge on certain topics so I did. Anyone can do this if they are determined and not a moron. That is my point
>Anyone can do this if they are determined and not a moron. That is my point
that's just your brain giving you egoist hubristic sentiments.
phenotype >Qrd?
there are a variety of neurotransmitters we can vaguely divide into inhibitory and excitatory they are produced and metabolized in circadian rhythm but within genetically determined ranges (that vary a bit over lifetime). when I say phenotype I refer to the typical ratio within the person, if I were to give you a huge amount of glutamate it would make you unable to learn things and some people have genes that cause that to happen by default.
Also consider that african languages lack abstract concepts until they were colonized, cpt etc.
>Also consider that african languages lack abstract concepts until they were colonized, cpt etc.
no they didn’t moron
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They lacked enough that they didn't manage to invent the wheel.
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Black folk are moronic but that doesn't make 19th century fart sniffing ethnolinguists from also being moronic
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they had spiritual abstraction, but lacked practical abstraction, like mathematics.
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cool story bro, how about some proof. it's not like they still lack abstract thinking to the point that CPT became a meme and they salt the chink in empire of dust
>People with downs aren't stupid they're just.. lazy
Face moron despite whatever fantasies you've had you're not le smart but lazy you could TOTALLY succeed if you tried.. right give me a break
>they are either unwilling or too lazy
those are both physical contraints ie neurological. some people have a neurotransmitter phenotype that inhibits their ability to think in abstracts making it impossible for them to understand some concepts. you surely have felt at some point unable to comprehend things and been forced to come back to learning later, some people are permanently in that state
I don't mind stupid people if they're moral but Cinemaphile has neither moral or intelligent people so it's quite the wasteland. I guess that's why they all ended up here. It wasn't made for these people but they showed up because it was the only place on the internet that wasn't full of NPCs and now it is anyway. It's like white countries being overtaken by immigrants; Exact same thing happened to Cinemaphile. Luckily I'll be dead one day and never have to come to this shithole again. I'll likely be browsing Cinemaphile even after but none of you will be there.
Probably because he's a brainlet. I'm the smartest person on Cinemaphile and I think McDonald's is tasty. Do you need to be intelligent to enjoy fast food? No. A midwit will likely say McDonalds isn't good because they want to be seen as better than they are and that's the defining trait of midwits.
I had a friend with a mouth foaming b***h of a girlfriend show me this movie. Earlier in the day someone had mentioned paradox and I couldn't remember what exactly it meant (drunk) but we watched this and I said "so there was a paradox in that movie" and she looked at me with disgust and said "no there fricking wasn't" . Then I explained what it was to her and she got dead silent. Feltgoodman.
Can't remember what the paradox was tho.
When Interstellar was released it was slightly controversial, people didn't like that the film becomes "unrealistic" criticised by Neil deGrasse Tyson types, however its a film not a science text book, and the thematic elements at the end work perfectly and bring the film to an emotional conclusion.
I asked one of the supposed geniuses a question and he couldn't answer it so the truth is there are no intelligent people here. It was as simple as >why did you reply to that guy
and he couldn't say so I think he realised he's a fricking idiot.
The only correct answer. Who’s to say what intelligent people get out of watching anything. They could be watching highbrow art because they like highbrow art or they could be watching trash because it’s provoking them to think of something abstract.
t. me, a midwit
>What is there to enjoy in Titanic as a high IQ person?
It's the best example of stagecraft in the history of the world on the verisimilitude of the ballroom scene alone. Real people made that out of real shit as closely as possible to the original at enormous cost. Earlier epics like Cleopatra approach or even exceed this evocation of the past at scale but fail as movies, with sprawling, intricate plots that go nowhere and then stop. Titanic borrows their grand scale but confines nearly all of the drama to 3 people with a neat 3 act structure with coda. Chekov couldn't have done it better.
At first it seems like a dumb action movie. The directing is not very good. But on a second viewing there is a lot of clever writing built in that I didnt notice the first time through.
I think the entire thing was an analogy for Flynn as Jesus Christ. He is the maker, and sacrificed himself for his son, who became more important to him than the world he made.
This is a great example of the director not understanding the writer.
>I think the entire thing was an analogy for Flynn as Jesus Christ. He is the maker, and sacrificed himself for his son, who became more important to him than the world he made. >midwit thinks he uncovered some hidden high iq shit
thats just the movie idiot
it literally spells it out for you.
the truth is that its actually a pagan story.
This. For smoothbrains it's >wow, tyler durden is literally me!
For midwits, like Ebert and Rosie O'Donnell >omg, this movie LITERALLY promotes fascism
For galaxy-brained kino enjoyers, it's an excellent portrayal of how cults draw in recruits but the ultimate folly of actually falling into this ideology.
The alpha Chad everyone loves to idealise is the imaginary friend of an incel who can't deal with the fact that he wants to frick Marla. He claims society is robbing then of freedom but then makes followers dress the same, repeat mindless slogans and give up their names. The whole movie is a bait and switch but everyone seems to just take the bait and ignore the switch.
marla is more real than tyler because marla was created by his subconscious before tyler and therefor is on a deeper level of his mind.
marla remained in his mind after he killed tyler.
he created marla because he was lonely but he was such a loser even in his mind that he couldn't even imagine himself being with a girl he created
so he had to create tyler to do it for him
then he had tyler help him become just like tyler, and then when he realised he didnt want to be like tyler and he just wanted to be himself, he had reached a point where he didnt need tyler anymore so he killed him which allowed himself to be with marla without his own insecurities interfering.
Surrral absurdist humor but also badly acted and directed for the average viewer but post modern, self conscious and a meta critique about capitalism in america and the industry of entertainment for the the try hards, but campy and fun for the low IQs
No Country For Old Men
midwits get eternally filtered by the third act while low IQ and high IQ chads realize it's the greatest movie ever made
Lynch movies are also prime candidates for this
Definitely. It's realistic enough to appeal to intelligent people, but still provides the excitement that a gangster movie should have so you also have the "dang that's gangsta" crowd that would be equally happy with Scarface
A lot of good gangster movies would fit this actually, like Colors, or the Pusher trilogy
The ones I like. I enjoy them primarily for their sophisticated qualities, but I'm not so stuck up that I can't let my hair loose and enjoy them for their more base qualities that appeal to the low IQ, I'm just a fun, laid back guy like that even though I am also deeply intelligent and analytical beneath the surface.
I'll assume the stupid piece of shit is gone and I'll critique his post. >I'm just a fun, laid back guy
This kind of person doesn't exist on Cinemaphile. >I am also deeply intelligent
There are even fewer of these.
I'll really glad I took a nap and then scrolled past 100 worthless posts because that's all there is on Cinemaphile. I need to go filter threads now.
Alien
Aliens
The Avengers: Infinity War
Captain America: Civil War
The Departed
The Grey
Iron Man
Joker
John Wick
Jurassic Park
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Mission Impossible: Fallout
Predator
The Prestige
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
The Terminator
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
12 Angry Men
American Psycho
Anthropoid
Children of Men
Moon
The Big Lebowski
Fight Club
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Her
Hot Fuzz
The Fly
Jagten (The Hunt)
In Bruges
Kill Bill Vol. 1
The Lighthouse
Marriage Story
Oldboy
Million Dollar Baby
Moon
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
Parasite
Remains of the Day
Reservoir Dogs
Room
Saving Private Ryan
The Shining
Sicario
The Thing
Unforgiven
Wall-E
Whiplash
It's IQ levels relative to enjoyment. The one in the OP means a movie that can be enjoyed by dumb and smart people but is hated by midwits. Now you know.
I feel this way about any Adam Sandler film released since 2010. Low IQ people love them, high IQ people love them on a meta-ironic level, and midwit redditors and The Office fans hate them.
Not enough action for low IQ. Too conceptual. Low IQ people like Transformers and sports because it's comfortable, easily discernible action they already understand.
- Low IQs would blindly love anything with trans people
- Midwits would think it's a regular love story just with a trans person
- High IQs would appreciate the universal ideas within an unusual premise
All the movies you think suck.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
literally the inverse would be monty python fans
midwit detected
Monty Python is beloved by boomer normies everywhere but it's fricking BORING the same goes for the rest of the shit they made. WOW LOOK AT THE BLOKE DO THE FUNNY WALK HAHAHA
midwit detected
My IQ is 147
no it isn't
Prove it
I spotted your garbage post while filtering threads on the front page. Explain why you replied to someone who wrote "midwit detected" if your IQ is 147. Explain it to me. You should be able to. I'll be here filtering threads full of people who think their IQ is 147 while you explain.
have sex freak
>he took the test
Black person monty python is peak midwit, shallow pop history with ironic lol random humour. like something an r/history or Cinemaphile user who talks about the christian dark age finds amusing tailor designed for morons to endlessly quote
It's so true. Frick I miss enjoying things.
wrong
You not understanding the satire behind ministry of silly walks only proves that graph
This
I never felt secondhand embarrassment about another person's favorite movie until Holy Grail
midwit KINO
it's funny because of the anachronism of medieval serfs, whom didn't have the time or inclination to wankoff over the kind of bullshit political theory that TPTB had already started distracting the plebs with by the time the monty python troupe got high and filmed their home movies for the bbc, doing exactly that, and then drawing the skit out far past the point where the joke had been made. also he shouts a line at the end which fits nicely on a tshirt or in a small .wav file.
this makes midwits shit and piss with laughter....
Armageddon and National Treasure come to mind.
>armageddon
>highest grossing film of 1998
How would this do well if midwits hate it?
>How would this do well if midwits hate it?
It can't. If a movie does well at the box office then it was loved by brainlets and midwits because they make up the population.
>come to mind
as if you would know, midwit
Freddy Got Fingered
I don't recall this Nightmare on Elm Street movie.
This plus Dude Where's My Car. Both films that you either need to be a 70IQ brainrotted stoner or a 130+IQ smart fella to appreciate.
Terminator 3
this is simply not true. As an IQlet I thought that movie sucked
And as a genius I can confirm that T3 sucks
I used to like T3 but now I'm brain dead from alcohol abuse and can't stand it.
Spider-Man 3
V for vendetta
V for vendetta's graph is just a flat line. It has something for everyone.
Yeah I liked the part where all the people ordered masks off Amazon in that dystopian society.
weekend at bernies
For some reason, whenever I used to just get mega drunk, I'd put that movie on and just pass out halfway through watching it
I still don't know how it ends
Sunshine
in this case the graph would just be a flat line. everyone enjoys this kino.
Not really. The original reviews were very negative, and a lot of people still feel that way about it
I watched it with a bunch of friends once and one of them threw a shitfit and got really mad at the movie and I dunno why, everyone else enjoyed it but he was mad.
Cloud Atlas
NO. Cloud Atlas has the opposite graph. morons can't understand whats going on at all, big brains are wondering wtf the point of it all is, and midwits are clapping at the TRU TRU and white people in Korean eye makeup and Mr. Smith in cosplay as a New Orleans rapist and the gay dude's music being called The Cloud Atlas Sextet (how deep) and whatever else weird shit happened
The movie's just about how actions in one's lifetime affect other lives in the future. They have details carry over from prior generations that end up influencing the lives of the cast, which are also implied to be reincarnations.
Yes, that much is obvious. The real question is... why though? Why such convoluted bullshit just to make such a shallow and ultimately meaningless point? It means nothing. It's just an empty movie that tricked itself into thinking was profound, and midwits agreed.
Because, it was made by troon homosexuals who haven't removed their noses from their buttholes since The Matrix came out, lest they be deprived of a split-second savoring the scent of their signature brand.
picrel
No, Cloud Atlas is kino for the sole merit of having a cumulative 20 minutes of yellow face.
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Perfect answer
>all the animals are long dead by now
THE PAIN!!!
I miss cat and dog films bros
Pretty sure Will Ferrell has one coming out soon.
Any beautifully filmed movie that requires serious thought to be understood. Morons will like it because it's pretty, geniuses will find it intellectually stimulating as well as gorgeous, and midwits will b***h about how it's incomprehensible.
We understand the concept, we are looking for specific examples midwit
>this thread
are you homosexuals really this moronic?
There are many colors in the homosexual rainbow, don't be afraid to let your colors shine, chud
The live action scooby doo movies
David Lynch's Dune
The quintessential recent example is M3gan. I assume Triangle of Sadness also filters some ppl according to this pattern
im pretty sure midwits like killer robots dude
>M3gan
>high IQ
It literally just rips off AI tropes from a bunch of other movies.
Oh shit, I kind of liked M3GAN. Am I actually a genius?
Ready Player One
Very true
Based
Explain
Sorry, midwit. You wouldn't get it
Scarface.
(1932)
The imaginarium of doctor parnassus
.
Also Chungking Express,
I notice in general plot light or plot loose films seem to be a great midwit filter.
Midwits need narratives to make sense in a concrete way.
Not that these movies don’t make sense, just not concretely (in the specific sense)
Someone posted (1) valid answer and you all were too busy championing your serialized tax writeoffs to notice.
Can confirm, I'm a midwit and I didn't really get Chungking Express. I enjoyed it, but I have no idea what it was supposed to be about.
There's nothing to "get"
Priest
Dagon
spring breakers
1000%. Kino that wants to trick you into thinking its nothing more than lowbrow titty trash. Showgirls-core kinage
Best example ITT
I made the meme image in OP years ago btw
see
The ultimate in midwit filtering.
Midwits don't like Conan?
you've never seen some pathetic beardfat soimale looking down on swords and sorcery?
Can't say so. I don't get into discussion on fantasy sub-genres.
I didn't like it when I was younger, because I didn't realize it was supposed to be fun. I was like, "why is he punching a horse? That's stupid."
Were you so dumb back then that you could't tell apart a camel from a horse?
This is the most rare one
IQ is not a real thing, but a made up concept by israelites. You are either attentive and can retain information or you're not. There are plenty of factors that play into this as well, such as how well rested you are, how much energy you have, what you have eaten, how in shape you are, etc. To say one person is "too stupid" to understand a concept is incorrect, they are either unwilling or too lazy
>iq isn't real, now here's my pseudo science head cannon on how the human brain works
I am talking about people without disabilities or mental moronation. Obviously if you are lobotomized in a car accident your mental capacity is probably somewhat impaired.
>neurotransmitter phenotype
Qrd?
>you surely have felt at some point unable to comprehend things and been forced to come back to learning later, some people are permanently in that state
yes I have, but if I feel that it is worth my time I will thoroughly try to understand it. I have learned coding, mathematics, chemistry etc. through sheer willpower. In high school I was a lazy loser homosexual who wasted a lot of time and was not engaged. But post graduation I felt the need to improve my knowledge on certain topics so I did. Anyone can do this if they are determined and not a moron. That is my point
>Anyone can do this if they are determined and not a moron. That is my point
that's just your brain giving you egoist hubristic sentiments.
phenotype
>Qrd?
there are a variety of neurotransmitters we can vaguely divide into inhibitory and excitatory they are produced and metabolized in circadian rhythm but within genetically determined ranges (that vary a bit over lifetime). when I say phenotype I refer to the typical ratio within the person, if I were to give you a huge amount of glutamate it would make you unable to learn things and some people have genes that cause that to happen by default.
Also consider that african languages lack abstract concepts until they were colonized, cpt etc.
>Also consider that african languages lack abstract concepts until they were colonized, cpt etc.
no they didn’t moron
They lacked enough that they didn't manage to invent the wheel.
Black folk are moronic but that doesn't make 19th century fart sniffing ethnolinguists from also being moronic
they had spiritual abstraction, but lacked practical abstraction, like mathematics.
cool story bro, how about some proof. it's not like they still lack abstract thinking to the point that CPT became a meme and they salt the chink in empire of dust
>People with downs aren't stupid they're just.. lazy
Face moron despite whatever fantasies you've had you're not le smart but lazy you could TOTALLY succeed if you tried.. right give me a break
>they are either unwilling or too lazy
those are both physical contraints ie neurological. some people have a neurotransmitter phenotype that inhibits their ability to think in abstracts making it impossible for them to understand some concepts. you surely have felt at some point unable to comprehend things and been forced to come back to learning later, some people are permanently in that state
it's not rare at all, just take any golden age disney movie or cartoon
>really stupid people and really smart people are actually the same
biggest cope of all time
I don't mind stupid people if they're moral but Cinemaphile has neither moral or intelligent people so it's quite the wasteland. I guess that's why they all ended up here. It wasn't made for these people but they showed up because it was the only place on the internet that wasn't full of NPCs and now it is anyway. It's like white countries being overtaken by immigrants; Exact same thing happened to Cinemaphile. Luckily I'll be dead one day and never have to come to this shithole again. I'll likely be browsing Cinemaphile even after but none of you will be there.
>heaven is browsing Cinemaphile without pajeets, women, and phoneposters
truly, God is merciful
midwit detected
How did you get filtered by the concept of enjoyment? It's not saying they're those people are the same lmao
Probably because he's a brainlet. I'm the smartest person on Cinemaphile and I think McDonald's is tasty. Do you need to be intelligent to enjoy fast food? No. A midwit will likely say McDonalds isn't good because they want to be seen as better than they are and that's the defining trait of midwits.
actually the defining trait of midwits is constantly stressing about being considered smart
you wanna try that again after you've calmed down?
Have you not seen Lawnmower Man? Which, coincidentally, is also a perfect example for this thread.
Midwit right here
Star wars prequels.
Go back.
good film that
Jackass trilogy
Well that's just contrarian to dislike. A lot of the movies itt are.
>contrarian
Yes, midwits.
Wut?
It's the best one by far
This is just poptimism again, you guys are moronic and easy.
literally none. horseshoe theory is a dimwit cope
family guy
Literally the opposite
Batman V. Superman
Swordfish
interstellar
>Ctrl + F "Interstellar"
>1 match
good
there he is
halfway down this thread and only one real answer
I had a friend with a mouth foaming b***h of a girlfriend show me this movie. Earlier in the day someone had mentioned paradox and I couldn't remember what exactly it meant (drunk) but we watched this and I said "so there was a paradox in that movie" and she looked at me with disgust and said "no there fricking wasn't" . Then I explained what it was to her and she got dead silent. Feltgoodman.
Can't remember what the paradox was tho.
Forgot to mentioned they explained what it was for me again before the movie.
Yes I'm a sub midwit.
> Going to post "interstellar"
> Let me Ctrl+F first
> Based
Any sci-fi film where the exclusive complaint by nerds is that it doesn't make sense or is stupid
see
If your idea of sci fi is fantasy in spaaaace then you can stick to SW
Plz explain
When Interstellar was released it was slightly controversial, people didn't like that the film becomes "unrealistic" criticised by Neil deGrasse Tyson types, however its a film not a science text book, and the thematic elements at the end work perfectly and bring the film to an emotional conclusion.
Ah ok, thanks. Yeah makes sense.
Astrophysics dweebs are almost always midwits.
>muh emotional conclusion
Interstellar was a "scifi" movie specifically designed for midwits.
oh the irony
felt called out, uh?
Zack Snyder's entire filmography.
>Zack Snyder's entire filmography.
Lol ok
Transformers
Battleship
why are people so fricking exctied by this dumbass bell curve? oh and thinking they know how smart they are
I asked one of the supposed geniuses a question and he couldn't answer it so the truth is there are no intelligent people here. It was as simple as
>why did you reply to that guy
and he couldn't say so I think he realised he's a fricking idiot.
Bladerunner 2049
"Dishonest filmmaking" gay is dead in the center of the curve
I think there are both sophisticated and unsophisticated reasons for liking a lot of movies.
The only correct answer. Who’s to say what intelligent people get out of watching anything. They could be watching highbrow art because they like highbrow art or they could be watching trash because it’s provoking them to think of something abstract.
t. me, a midwit
>Stanley Kubrick thought it was kino
exhibit a
Now that I think back, a disproportionately large number of Wesley Snipes movies fall into this category
>remains in his trailer past call time
>emits a massive cloud of marijuana smoke
>refuses to elaborate
The first Transformers movie.
Bad Timing
caligula
All my favourite movies, bc I like moron movies and that must make me super highQ
every low brow comedy that isn't english or european
Pain & Gain
Starship Troopers
stop
Mr. Bean
Everyone enjoys Mr. Bean
Titanic and Freddy Got Fingered
What is there to enjoy in Titanic as a high IQ person?
I think this thread is pathetic and people are just naming stuff. Nobody is able to explain their answers.
If you need it explained you might be mid, but okay:
>midwits can't get handle the leads and the pacing
You're calling me mid and you wrote "get handle the leads". I'm not even sure what that's meant to be. Thanks for linking to something I can filter.
I didn't call you mid, I said you might be. Your reading comprehension needs work.
>What is there to enjoy in Titanic as a high IQ person?
It's the best example of stagecraft in the history of the world on the verisimilitude of the ballroom scene alone. Real people made that out of real shit as closely as possible to the original at enormous cost. Earlier epics like Cleopatra approach or even exceed this evocation of the past at scale but fail as movies, with sprawling, intricate plots that go nowhere and then stop. Titanic borrows their grand scale but confines nearly all of the drama to 3 people with a neat 3 act structure with coda. Chekov couldn't have done it better.
Dial of destiny
Freddy got fingered
Watchmen
Smokin’ Aces
The Assassins of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Assassination*
The Core
2012
Tron Legacy
At first it seems like a dumb action movie. The directing is not very good. But on a second viewing there is a lot of clever writing built in that I didnt notice the first time through.
I think the entire thing was an analogy for Flynn as Jesus Christ. He is the maker, and sacrificed himself for his son, who became more important to him than the world he made.
This is a great example of the director not understanding the writer.
>I think the entire thing was an analogy for Flynn as Jesus Christ. He is the maker, and sacrificed himself for his son, who became more important to him than the world he made.
>midwit thinks he uncovered some hidden high iq shit
thats just the movie idiot
it literally spells it out for you.
the truth is that its actually a pagan story.
LMFAO dude you’re as room temperature as they come
Paul Anderson's Resident Evil
The Cable Guy
fight club
This. For smoothbrains it's
>wow, tyler durden is literally me!
For midwits, like Ebert and Rosie O'Donnell
>omg, this movie LITERALLY promotes fascism
For galaxy-brained kino enjoyers, it's an excellent portrayal of how cults draw in recruits but the ultimate folly of actually falling into this ideology.
The alpha Chad everyone loves to idealise is the imaginary friend of an incel who can't deal with the fact that he wants to frick Marla. He claims society is robbing then of freedom but then makes followers dress the same, repeat mindless slogans and give up their names. The whole movie is a bait and switch but everyone seems to just take the bait and ignore the switch.
>he wants to frick Marla
>Marla
>real
marla is more real than tyler because marla was created by his subconscious before tyler and therefor is on a deeper level of his mind.
marla remained in his mind after he killed tyler.
he created marla because he was lonely but he was such a loser even in his mind that he couldn't even imagine himself being with a girl he created
so he had to create tyler to do it for him
then he had tyler help him become just like tyler, and then when he realised he didnt want to be like tyler and he just wanted to be himself, he had reached a point where he didnt need tyler anymore so he killed him which allowed himself to be with marla without his own insecurities interfering.
>waaaaah my imaginary gf is too good for me, I don't deserve her
>Now I do deserve
Stunning character growth
+2
Problem Child 2
Snyder kino
Yep.
Sar, do the needful
see
name the movie
fast and furious 27
Marvel
indiana jones
Pan's Labyrinth
Anything by Tarkovsky.
donnie darko
Baywatch Television show, remastered on Amazon
All Nolan films and Avatar. Basically everything that twitter b***hes about.
Freddy Got Fingered
perfect
Never understood this meme that FGF is secretly sophisticated. What would high IQ person get out of it?
Surrral absurdist humor but also badly acted and directed for the average viewer but post modern, self conscious and a meta critique about capitalism in america and the industry of entertainment for the the try hards, but campy and fun for the low IQs
Meta postmodernist shit is the very definition of midwit
Filtered midbrain
Just watch RLM's video on it
>Just watch RLM
No.
>Just watch RLM
shan't
Correct
all of them midwits are the cancers that ruin society.
Here's the real challenge.
Name a movie that fits this chart.
Iliad
Kingpin (1996)
Jurassic Park
Robocop
Top gun
>Idiocracy
Any movie I like
The prequels
Name it
every nolan movie ever
Single most inaccurate post in this boards history. Start seething now.
excellent redditor impression, anon. bravo, indeed.
Midwit detected
>maulergay calling anyone else a midwit
Go back to watching ten hour long video game retrospectives on persona or whatever the frick moron
Is the Mauler in the room with us right now?
Go back already you balding midwit
Looper
Citizen Kane
tenet
Donnie Darko
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Star Wars prequels
see
Anything done by :
Christopher Nolan
Wes Anderson
Noah Baumbach and his prostitute of a wife
Jim Jarmusch
Monty Python (not including Terry Gilliam)
Ingmar Bergman filmography, apart from the highly soulful Fanny och Alexander.
everyone who uses the term midwit is a pretentious homosexual
at least plebs is funny to say
midwit is just more internet buzzword slop.
Zohan
Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
Rush Hour
The real question is what movies are like this
Kubrick: the graph
Natural Born Killers
best answer
This film unites morons and high IQ individuals like no other.
Chronicles of Riddick
Ad Astra
American Sniper
Judge Dredd (1995)
alien 3
No Country For Old Men
midwits get eternally filtered by the third act while low IQ and high IQ chads realize it's the greatest movie ever made
Lynch movies are also prime candidates for this
Lynch movies don't fit, midwits like symbolism. Not saying his movies are bad thoughbeit, just that midwits enjoy them.
>No Country For Old Men
I'm 133 IQ and ncfom is a shit movie
>I'm 133 IQ
>not realizing that's literally in THE midwit range
oh no no no no
So NCFOM is made for geniuses?
Well, I'm convinced. Why not?
Where in that image does it mention your gay movie?
what a waste
Can i watch this movie without seeing Menace Society first?
Definitely. It's realistic enough to appeal to intelligent people, but still provides the excitement that a gangster movie should have so you also have the "dang that's gangsta" crowd that would be equally happy with Scarface
A lot of good gangster movies would fit this actually, like Colors, or the Pusher trilogy
The ones I like. I enjoy them primarily for their sophisticated qualities, but I'm not so stuck up that I can't let my hair loose and enjoy them for their more base qualities that appeal to the low IQ, I'm just a fun, laid back guy like that even though I am also deeply intelligent and analytical beneath the surface.
This post is so embarrassing that I hope it's satire. What movies do you like?
I'll assume the stupid piece of shit is gone and I'll critique his post.
>I'm just a fun, laid back guy
This kind of person doesn't exist on Cinemaphile.
>I am also deeply intelligent
There are even fewer of these.
I'll really glad I took a nap and then scrolled past 100 worthless posts because that's all there is on Cinemaphile. I need to go filter threads now.
Alien
Aliens
The Avengers: Infinity War
Captain America: Civil War
The Departed
The Grey
Iron Man
Joker
John Wick
Jurassic Park
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Mission Impossible: Fallout
Predator
The Prestige
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
The Terminator
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
12 Angry Men
American Psycho
Anthropoid
Children of Men
Moon
The Big Lebowski
Fight Club
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Her
Hot Fuzz
The Fly
Jagten (The Hunt)
In Bruges
Kill Bill Vol. 1
The Lighthouse
Marriage Story
Oldboy
Million Dollar Baby
Moon
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
Parasite
Remains of the Day
Reservoir Dogs
Room
Saving Private Ryan
The Shining
Sicario
The Thing
Unforgiven
Wall-E
Whiplash
>Marvelshit
>joker
truly sophisticated lol
It really brings down the rest.
All SJW movies
Don't reply to me.
I must have low IQ because i can’t figure out how this chart works
It's IQ levels relative to enjoyment. The one in the OP means a movie that can be enjoyed by dumb and smart people but is hated by midwits. Now you know.
Thank you. My brain was literally turning to mush trying to figure it out
I'm not even sure what movies would apply for that. I guess Nolan's filmography with Tenet being the prime example.
Nacho Libre.
I feel this way about any Adam Sandler film released since 2010. Low IQ people love them, high IQ people love them on a meta-ironic level, and midwit redditors and The Office fans hate them.
What about Uncut Gems
That's the opposite.
Not enough action for low IQ. Too conceptual. Low IQ people like Transformers and sports because it's comfortable, easily discernible action they already understand.
I agree about Uncut Gems. That would be this chart.
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. The ultimate filter.
*Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
literally the prequels all over again but woth indy
Both are great filters made for high IQ audiences.
Both are great at filtering out anyone with 80+ IQ
Dzień świra (2002), but unless you're Polish, you havent seen it.
Danish Girl maybe
- Low IQs would blindly love anything with trans people
- Midwits would think it's a regular love story just with a trans person
- High IQs would appreciate the universal ideas within an unusual premise
The Lighthouse. The VVitch. Come and See.
Speed Racer obviously
Bunraku
Dunston checks in
James Cameron films
Especially Titanic
House that Jack built
Clash of the titans
Marcel movies
rob zombie's Munsters movie
revolver