What movies have this thing in it?
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Is…is…is that r-r-real??
yes, but the image makes it look alot bigger than it actually is. you can see its about as long as the house siding
Bigger than I'd like it to be
Why would you do this.
>Put it on my face, quick take a pic
It’s a male dobsonfly
The mature form of a helgramite
Hellgrammites are the larval form you fricking idiot Black person moron.
That is what he said.
you type like you watch a lot of anime
Phantoms, The Mist, King Kong
Where I'm from this is just a normal fly
Hi Australia.
Nobody cares about your point of origin, midget
Motherfrickers are always like
>Australia scary bugs lmao
When in reality it's mostly a few slightly big spiders. The creepiest shit we have is the baphomet moth, and I'd rather a baphomet both to that shit.
What about the spider with the flesh rotting bite
That's brown recluse in America. Australian just kill you, which is far superior to having rotting flesh holes in your body.
Why do we as a humanity still accept that such creatures still exists today, we should unironically have drove those abominations into extinction years ago
>but muh natural balance or something!
frick you and your bugs
buglovers get the gas too
What the frick am I reading and why.
good god are middle eastern cities ugly, would it kill them to have one antenna per building and to paint the fricking bricks or put some sort of roof decoration?
Personal expression is haram
What it's lacking is signs of life other than humans. Looks like they're on the fricking moon with moon huts and moon debris
Damn homie maybe stop invading and blowing the shit up every couple years and they might be motivated to spice up the place a little.
Spiders are ok with me, but mosquitos, ticks, lice, fleas etc should absolutely be genocided
It’s just a big fly, if you can’t sucker punch that shit inbeteeen your daily routine, than it’s (you) who deserves to go extinct
You're an idiot. You're from the American south, right?
nope from new york, love my big brain intellectualism
Projecting your own ignorance
if we havent killed Black folk we arent gonna murder some innocent insect
And we should kill all the sparrows too!
Esl Black persontard
feel like this after I had to kill 30+ chinese stink bugs in a day cause they kept getting into my appartment
those things are so fricking annoying. they absolutely RUINED pennsylvania
So they vote blue eh?
Beta energy
homie afraid of some bugs, female behaviour
yeah tbh
I guess big white tailed spiders look gross but even then they aren't particularly lethal
I've woken up with hand sized spiders on my face in suburban nsw that just crawled away no problem
>baphomet moth
Just Googled and that is one of the coolest looking insects I've ever seen, holy shit.
the size isn't what's scary. The sydney funnel web spider is insanely venemous
The Mothman Prophecies
show penis for scale
I bet if I sprayed it with Scrubbing Bubbles it would be fricked, just like every other insect and arachnid. Can't beat the Scrubbing Bubbles.
My 6th grade teacher brought a Dobsonfly to school one day and asked us if we thought it was real or not. I figured it was real, but the rest of the class was surprisingly divided on it.
how could it not been real? did they think it was a top of the line minidrone?
Not real as in a plastic figure/toy/thing you buy at a museum gift shop.
here in Brazil we have those frickers, they are pretty big, and look like a mix of lizard and moth, but they're actually related to cicadas.
Our natives say they have a venomous bite, and that when a monkey fall dead from the trees, it's because he was bitten by a Jequitiranaboia, but this was disproven, and they are quite harmless.
We have these in Colombia and they call it the Machaca, scary but supposedly harmless.
Lmao, the myth here is that if you get bitten you have to have sex in 24 hours or you die.
Idk but my dad has had one of those up his ass since I was a kid.
>tfw live in a place that becomes so incredibly inhospitable during the winter that none of this horror movie bullshit has a chance to survive and thus the worst you ever have to deal with are spiders the size of dimes
Life in the cold does have its consolations.
You probably have them, they live underwater for a few years and have a short lived flying stage
They live mostly in temperate areas with cool streams
Anon, that is clearly a tingler.
Frick off.
How do you stop it?
So would this thing be able to cleave your hand off if it got ahold of you or no?