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How much of it will be crowd work?
40 minutes of the 58 minute special
Couple hours late bit I will give that a try.
I assume he will tell fat jokes but having grown up in two different towns,each had a FAT guy,I can tell you a fatso tells the best fat jokes.
My favorite irl joke between one fat guy and another fat guy.
>Damn that car makes you look fat.
*dude gets out.of car*
>Damn the earth makes you look fat!
this special is gonna bomb because he cant buy view bots like he can on youtube.
he probably got paid upfront though
ok?
so it's impossible for it to bomb
bomb in terms of views and quality you fricking dumbass
that's not what a bomb is you dipshit. it's not like netflix ever releases viewing numbers for comedy specials anyway
Stop posting here Adam
Post your source.
He’s not funny? His whole stick is looking gross and pedophilic? Can someone show me a single funny joke he’s ever made?
Poor man’s Sam talent
he was funny on cumtown years ago
name 5 funny jokes he did
>so you're a squirter?
That's it. That's his only "joke"
It's going to bomb because standup comedy is dead.
are you guys shills or moronic? it's going to be a hit because he didnt begin with stand up. these cum town guys have their pre-baked legions of fans from their podcast. they will always sell out a venue. it's very dishonest, just a self masturbatory thing so they can feel like true comedians. but it's all going to be like his and the other guy's previous specials, just in-jokes for the fans and references to their cumtown bits peppered around stolen old hat jokes.
it's an insult to real comedians who had to start with nothing.
They don't give out numbers so you will never know.
>gayreek
>fat
hmmm what did they mean by this?
>EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
none
Too fat for hats.
adam-bros...
we lost.
he's never going to release his special now
The ace of spaces the ace of spades
>It's an expression of pain
Just realised Nick is literally Harry Dubois
how moronic am I that I somehow just posted the same picture someone else already posted? wew
I wonder how many people in the whole actually get that? Like 40? what's the overlap of cumtown and disco Elysium
My entire play through I couldn't stop thinking that they were similar
kek
my man's been looking sickly and ailing
never thought nick would die before stav but my money's on him not making it through '24
What is he on?
he has jucaunce!
shouldnt you be working on your special nick
I'm busy drinking hand sanitizer and reading all of these comments in the African man voice
hell yeah im doing it in mershams voice
shut up b***h mom
my wife!
Never ever go fricking vegan not even for a week
You sound dumb.
You sound vegan and gay and soon to be dead, good riddance
You sound smart and handsome.
Yeah I'm sure that was it and not chronic alcoholism, drug abuse, psychiatric medication, having to deal with Adam
he quit like a week in, same way he can't keep off drugs and alcohol for five minutes
He looks like that sad degen from Disco Elysium.
Wait, so that bit on the podcast about Stav making $20 million this year was real? Jesus Christ.
fml, why won't the sun crash into the earth?
Why does he intentionally make himself look like a pedophile?
He's a fat frick that's never gonna lose weight, might as well embrace the sleazy look for his career
I wonder
Modern leftist creatives are nothing but influenced, have no actual angle of their own after a lifetime of being media-brained, he’s just doing Ron Jeremy but without even the dick.
It's zoomer fashion to dress like Jeffery Dahmer
he knows he's too fat, bad, toothless and greek to pull off anything other than full sleazecore
its called sleazecore you pleb
Because he’s literally a gay pedo
Wonder if he’ll have to fricking grovel and lick the dirty floor like Shane did, probably won’t get off on it as hard as Shane did.
zoomers love halkias and what you frickers thinks are completely irrelevant
>zoomers love halkias
and he loves their little brothers
>and what you frickers thinks are completely irrelevant
you couldnt even type that out without sounding like youre a stammering crying b***h tripping over their words
holy shit it's this fricking stav shill again kys already you fricking loser
>holy shit it's this fricking stav shill again kys already you fricking loser
I will once the checks stop clearing
Any squirters in here?
im glad hes getting paid and has healthcare but he should be getting weighed at a county fair
Remember when Stav got on JRE and Nick made that passive-aggressive joke about "celebrating my best friend going on Joe Rogan"? This is like 20x that. Can't wait to see what that little high school dropout midget comes up with next.
he's going to can the special he's been talking about for months and start drinking again
Sup Stavros? Any progress on the weight loss or does your foot still hurt?
Give him a break, he got into an argument with his dad.
FRICK YOU b***h
Fat frick pedophile
bigger breasts than Dasha
That's insane. The level of denial and delusion to get to that point is nothing but mental illness
not as gross as this
easy to build muscle when you're 5'3".
why are you a disgusting tub of shit then
Went to a Nick show a few months back. He's shorter in person.
There was also a homeless guy outside the venue screaming about Mexicans, which was a nice touch.
>body by
Why do people always say it like that. You've had the body for 3 decades, it's yours and whatever those guys did in 7 weeks for you barely accounts to anything
actually it's easier to be fat when you're short, coping moron
hey stav put in a lot of hours at the buffet to get that body.
This was literally like six years ago by this point lol
damn time flies
3
Being fit is bad?
Dying of clogged fat is good?
He's an emaciated grey skinned vegan now.
Wearing your underwear so low that the band is touching your dick makes you a homo
yes he's a gay man
Powerful haunches
What a dysgenic homosexual.
Fat and ugly people should be killed.
I will watch solely for the inevitable cool shoes
Fat moronic pedo
My boyfriend has started a comedy podcast with his friend and it's not funny. I might break up with him because I'm tired of having to listen to it (he asks me opinions on what they talk about)
you should spike his food with fentanyl for great justice
Wait until it takes off then get him canceled
i will listen to your boyfriends podcast i love a good laugh, and its important to support the gay community in these times
What times
Post it.
Link it
What's it called?
Tell him to talk about cheesy bad movies.
anon it sounds like you're gay
I'm trans if that matters.
there is not a single funny millennial or zoomer "stand up" comedian. they all suck. every single one isn't funny. its actually impressive how two generations entirely can have not a single competent stand up comedian.
Nick is going to kill himself
Stav is going to kill himself with cheeseburgers
quadruple deck fricking burgers
You’re going to die of beans and tortillas
A cupcake and a candy bar.
>I'm gonna get in shape
I think I'm going to launch a campaign to get stav cancelled, he's said worse things than what got shane in trouble.
time to fire up the social media accounts and a fresh youtube channel.
this is even lower than crowd work, good job homosexual
don't care, the shilling is really annoying me.
here's your starting point https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaNhbT2XSqU
Stav is going to be dead in around 5 years so it doesn't really matter. Get ready in the 2030s for other comedians to say how he was one of the best to ever do it and his laugh lit up the room and how it was so tragic cause he was gonna lose weight and get ripped next summer fr fr
So dystopian, it has to be true
if only his dad didn't get in a fight with him...
>netflix special
So does he know his career is over at this point?
I really hate this fat frick, he's not very funny and his crowd interactions get really mean spirited. Real comedians don't have to make brutal personal attacks to try and be funny. Thought he was kinda funny at first but dude is a real piece of shit insulting people so hard when he looks how he does. Like hit a fricking treadmill if you're gonna brutally make fun of other people you fricking blob
his dick is small please understand
you mean his little prickadill?
at least someone gets it
Does the inch refer to his penis? Yes it does
can't wait to find out where the audience is from
Looks like Discount Fluffy.
I expected Stav to be dead by now. Not be the most successful of the Cumtown boys.
Your parents, your siblings, that annoying guy at work, the girl you're talking to on tinder right now. They're all gonna be quoting "...but the breakfast" in 2024.
funnier than the entire special: https://stavbot.github.io/
>GQ
>Vulture
Oof
Even if he bought views, he got 20 million from Netflix and is part of the Rogan club. He’s made it.
you're fricking delusional if you think he even got $1 million from Netflix
Stav won
not for long. Seth Simons is already drafting up an article
The LA times wrote a fawning piece about bawdfest and referred to seth as a disgraced blogger.
He's done lmao
More like the rogaine club. gottem
theyre all pieces of shit but i think stav is the worst because he thinks he gets by on that cool party guy attitude
I hope they all od on H. But I hope stav gets fatter.
Marfan lost
Jack Horner won
>cumtown patreon back down pre stav leaving levels but now with more overhead
>stav getting netflix special
he won
>those uggos
lmao
>pays ugly girls to hang out with him and play with his non-functioning little dick
yeah he won
They don't look happy to be there, he's the only one smiling.
These are $150 tier prostitutes but stav has to pay double for someone to stand being in his company.
>They don't look happy to be there
I can save them
I was on a small podcast last year. It was weird. I got very drunk
Nick pls
F*t f*gg*t
I said for years LITERAL FRICKING YEARS that Stav had the best stand up and knew exactly how to brown nose like a champ. You all called him a failure, now he's slaying strange and contracting mange all the way to Hollywood. Get fricked, Cinemaphile I was right again and it feels good every single time
Stav isn't ruthless enough for Hollywood. Sure he can do coke and frick ugly b***hess till the cows come home but thats not going to get it done. Film is shit and dead anyway.
Oh boy 3 jokes and an hour of shitty crowd work
Stand-up is not funny or interesting. Most of them are made for middlebrows just as the average movie podcast is
Why is Netflix so fixated on unfunny standup comedy
How was this Fat Bald unfunny bastard , able to score Rachel Sonnett ( the israeli chick from Shiva Baby and Bottoms) ?
Is this all it really takes? Just being a stand up comedian? Look at Pete Davidson ffs and Seinfeld.
Harvey Weinstein wasn't around to suck off
30% of the special is going to be him laughing at his own jokes
hell yeah dude
>But the breakfast......2
>*Audience explodes in laughter and instantly forgives Stav for killing cumtown by being a greedy libcuck homosexual*
>women in the audience begging to suck his little prickadillo especially now that he's a Paleo warrior
Yeah It's cool you have a stand up special but your dad still fricking hates you lol
Maybe his Dad just says that to motivate him.
I'm starting to think that that teacher at school who told me I'd not do anything in life was a legend because I spent the next 10 years striving and bettering myself to prove him wrong.
Some need negativity to rebel against, pushing them forward.
and all that hard work brought you to Cinemaphile.org/tv/
You're truly an inspiration to all.
This isn't my whole life unlike you anon.
sure buddy who are you trying to convince, me or yourself?
You. I will not stop until you say
>right you are anon, I concede this argument
even if it takes all night
not gonna happen
don't underestimate my autism
You WILL apologise to me. I WILL say
>that's okay no hard feelings anon
you son of a bastard b***h
when this is all over, it's you that will be apologizing to me.
say it
ok, I will say it:
when this is all over, it's you that will be apologizing to me.
no say sorry
I can't stand this stupid fat homosexual's laugh
he laughs for 45 seconds after every one of his stupid fricking unfunny "jokes" and it just makes anything he is in impossible to watch or listen to without wanting to stuff the barrel of the nearest available gun as far as possible into your ear canal and then immediately pulling the trigger
There are times when Nick starts saying something and his laugh stops on a dime. He doesn't even try to hide how fake it is, then ends every single laugh with:
>hahahahah aaaah....frick man...that's so funny
Anyone that constantly laughs after everything they say is masking deep seeded insecurity.
My dick is too HOARD.
test
leave while there's still hope
*quietly mumbles into his sweater while not bothering to look up from his phone*
bring me back to 2018 bros
the original CT was the best podcast of all time
It's a close second to me, for me Ten Minute Podcast is peak podcasting. Brian Callen and Chris D'elia before they became Joe Rogan famous, and also long before both of them got ousted as sex perverts, and also long before Will Sasso got his twitter hacked by bitcoin scammers.
The ten minute format and then just frickin around with characters was made it great.
absolutely not
>sex pervert
as opposed to food perverts or automobile perverts? How about aquatic perverts, or maybe pineapple juice perverts?
Perversion means corruption you absolute mong
>Brian Callen and Chris D'elia before they became Joe Rogan famous, and also long before both of them got ousted as sex perverts
ah yes sex perverts, not a rapist and a pedophile
Never listened to cumtown because of this annoying homosexual, so glad we got the low-key kino known as the Adam Friedland Show Podcast
holy frick he actually did it
Follow the leader
>Suicide by excessive cum
>stav's in the middle of a gay moron joke
>Nick rushes the stage and blows his own brains out
>Thunderous applause
When do McCusker, Friedland, and Mullen get their Netflix specials?
swiftie mafia is going to keep bug boy from ever getting Hollywood dealsa0
sad how it all fell apart but i guess it was inevitable. Adam's whole career being the heel was always gonna push him to drugs with the company he keeps, Stav's hedonistic fat bastard lifestyle will kill him shortly and Nick, who so badly meeds to be edgy and contrarian to prove he's not that same dork standup that bombed night after night pushed away his friend and left him in this bitter, low effort haze
>Stavros Halkias Sets 'Regular Obese Rascal' Comedy Special at Netflix (Exclusive)
Since this is the designated podcast thread, can I get a QRD on what happened to this other fat moron?
I can't look at him because I just imagine having a tooth gap and cringe in pain.
I'm biting my lips as I type this.
>15 hours ago