what other horror movies would work like this ?
for me it would be michael myers go back to the western times
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what other horror movies would work like this ? for me it would be michael myers go back to the western times
Freddy haunting the dreams of slaves on a plantation who have to figure out how to stop him.
But they can’t because no ejumucation
I think plantation slaves would fair better in a fight than modern human wagecucks. They’re more physically adept and probably have tools on hand that can be used as makeshift weapons like scythes, hammers and pitchforks.
Fine, forget Freddy. I'll send a Terminator back to wipe out the black race. Plantation Slaves vs T-800s.
>Slaves make Freddy Voodoo doll
Freddy is fricked
>slave dreams of MLK giving a speech in the future
>shot from behind the podium
>Freddie turns around as MLK
>"I have a dream...Black person!"
>slashes slave with claws
>I HAD A DREAM
>AND I DONT WANT TO DREAM NO MORE
Kino
Slaves make a voodoo doll that gets possessed by a dead slave named Chucky who gets revenge on the slave owner & his family would be a better movie
>chucky’s gonna be a ‘gro
I think that actually happens in a Tales From The Hood segment
>FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE
final destination is complete shit. why would anyone want a reboot. the concept is fricking moronic and absolutely none of the movies have been above a 3/10
The series had infinite waifus. So go frick yourself. Enjoy your black genderbent gay LOTR show.
Fricking moron.
seek help.
what the FRICK is going on with her TOES?
Coomers will burn in the fiery pit of Hell
What is Ali up? Having seen her since heroes.
proofread your posts
The beginning of Hellraiser: Bloodline, started in the 18th century with the creation of the lament configuration.
A sixth movie was announced at the beginning of the year, but it didn't seem like a reboot. Besides 1, 2, and 5 the Final Destination movies are too connected.
*aren't too connected.
God 5's twist was unironic kino.
it added nothing to the story. It's not even a twist, it's just a pointless thing that happens like everything else in the franchise.
it doesn't recontextualize past events or add anything to the story. it's just something that happens.
It loops the final film in the franchise to the original, and adds a clever twist on the series own trope of killing off characters who thought they could beat death. It did exactly what it needed to do.
>It loops the final film in the franchise to the original,
so? what does this add to either film?
> adds a clever twist on the series own trope of killing off characters who thought they could beat death.
what is clever about it? what is this "twist"
It makes watching the series through rewarding by having a direct connection from the first to last installment.
>what is clever about it? what is this "twist"
It was a cool idea executed well and genuinely unexpected unless you were really paying attention to the film's intentionally dated technology.
yikes. take an IQ test.
Definitely wouldn't reach your score on the intolerable queer test homosexual.
You're both wrong. Prey sucked.
Yes, things generally happen in films.
nothing happens in final destination. The characters might as well die in the beginning and save you the 90 minutes
Oh my god just shut the frick up you annoying homosexual
3 and 5 were just dumb fun. How can you treat a movie seriously where an eye surgeon has a fricking lazer beam that burns holes in people's heads
>just 3 and 5 are dumb fun
they're all dumb certainly. I wouldn't really say any of the movies are "fun" they aren't really creative or thoughtful in anyway. the characters are all terrible and played by terrible actors.
and to your point, I wasn't "taking it seriously". it was still bad. I'm not expecting some masterpiece, but they can't even deliver a film as good as friday the 13th.
hopefully it never happens. I hate final destination.
Filtered
Next one is planned to involve first responders and a Nuclear Power Plant
It was my first horror series, so I like it. When the first one came out, I thought the concept was genuinely fascinating, plus the series is literally just a series of interesting deaths, what more could you want?
>dude nostalgia
I watched it as a child and found it stupid. I don't find your reasoning for defending it valid. The deaths aren't that interesting and with 4 and 5 there's a lot of terrible CGI. Maybe 3 as well can't remember.
concession accepted.
argument not detected.
Low IQ? I highly doubt you're qualified to measure IQ. Furthermore a good popcorn flick is enjoyable to those with low IQ. You fail on every level, good day sir.
this user has a real low iq
not my problem quite frankly.
lowest IQ take in a while
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I'd like this, but maybe not as a movie. Maybe do some kind of historical horror series or something, where each episode is taking some new historical setting and dropping a modern horror character or species in and seeing what happens. Sort of like Deadliest Warrior thing where they just fight for an hour and a winner is declared in the end. Could be cool.
Call it mythos and have each one about a relevant mythical monster. A suangi in west papua. Gorgon in greece. Wendigo in the US. Preeta in thailand. Make it like inside number 9 but different myths
Hellraiser in ancient greece sounds kino.
But hellraiser already did the past
There was actually a medieval Final Destination planned at some point but it never got off the ground.
I like Prey but this is a terrible idea for anything but the Predator. Why the frick would there be a Xenomorph in Feudal Japan
Hellraiser would work perfectly fine in other time periods.
Plus it would be a very short movie, Japs are crazy enough to stab something that bleeds acid to death. You just know some Samurai would blow himself up with a black powder bomb just to take it down. plus with the whole seppuku thing they'd unintenitonally abort any chestbursters they're impregnated with. An even shorter movie would be a Xenomorph in China; The Chinese would find a way to eat it in the first 15 minutes of the film.
At first I was a little offended, but now I actually want to see this movie. The idea of a bunch of samurai treating the xenomorph as an infection where they just run around the village forcing people into suicide to avoid dealing with Chestbursters is kind of cool. And then a dark comedy where some Chinese Street chef is trying to hunt down a facehugger because he wants to cook it and sell it, only to have it create an increasingly worse problem as people in his town start turning into Xenomorphs? And the chef just runs around trying to catch one so he can cook or sell it to the highest bidder, inadvertently helping it kill people? Fricking kino
Did not like how he turned into Michael Meyers at the end and became seemingly indestructible
They should do Batman vs. Predator though. It would make a billion dollars and be hella frickin epic
>hella
norcal should be nuked
nocap homie
I don’t think we have to settle disputes by asking for the deaths of others.
i'd be surprised if this didn't happen in comics
It did.
It did, more than once
Batman vs terminator vs predator exists if I recall correctly
An American Werewolf on Apollo 11
>good thing comes out
>"THEY SHOULD CREATE A TEMPLATE OUT OF THAT THING AND DO IT AD NAUSEAM UNTIL ITS NOT GOOD ANYMORE"
>final destination on pirate ship and the only survivor is a black woman
>ancient greeks crack open hellraiser box and the only survivor is a black woman
>xenomorph in feudal Japan defeated by a black woman
What a fricking consoomer. Jesus, maybe it's better if I only watch one or two movies every 6 months at this point. It clearly makes people fricking moronic.
A few that kind of would make sense continuity wise:
The Thing (another lost UFO or a fragment that got transported) vs vikings would be kino
A Terminator whose lost in time and ends up fighting dinosaurs
Creeper vs cowboys
The exorcist but during the crusades
Dude the viking thing idea would be fricking amazing
They did the viking thing already it's called outlander
Outlander is a great movie but it's more like alien vs vikings. My idea would be more of a body horror where the as the movie processes the vikings who are not infected would have to fight more disturbing monstrosities that look neither animal or man.
Sweet, thanks
These are all good, but imaging a mute CGI Terminator just blasting CGI Dinos for 90 minutes made me kek
Predator during WW2 Pacific Theater
Predator during the Dark Ages
That woman is looking fine.
That pic is old as time itself
Saw in Roman Empire
Wild west it follows
Event Horizon but with carribean pirates
The shining in a tibetan monastery
saw would be about mengele or that jap guy in manchuria that were experimenting on people and they inspired kramer
We need more movies where black people get owned by an unstoppable force.
>what other horror movies would work like this ?
/v/irgin here, there was an alien game set in medieval europe at some point, but it got canned. I wouldn't mind seeing that
>Ancient Greeks crack open the Hellraiser box
>Pinhead is disgusted at the degeneracy
I want a Saw installment in the distant future, a really ominous, dark and depressing setting like I have no mouth and I must scream
Better yet, just make a film adaption of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream already. It's been half a century, has no one tried yet?
It would be trashed for fetishizing the source material and implying the machine can feel simulated sexual arousal
The Thing in medieval times?
>Protagonist = Meh
>Antagonist = Kills Injun + French men = Based
she looks so good in that pic
We got to the point people are begging for a "template" and for endless pigslop that's just the same thing but in a different setting
Shoot me in the head
unironically want to see terminator vs vikings
no guns, just the robot chasing a boy through villages, fjords and the lava of iceland
berserkers fighting the evil metal god
Terminator is definitely primed to do more time travel stuff, since that's baked into the whole premise, and the regular formula has been old for a long time now. I don't know why they haven't done that.
They tried to do post judgement day with Bale and audiences seethed so they just went back to member Sarah Conner? Member the t800?
I actually really enjoyed the direction they were going with Bale and would have liked some continuation but they shit out nostalgia bait one after another. Frick I'm just now remembering they made a Sarah Conner series like who the frick cares?
Put Jerry Seinfeld in the MACV SOG in nam going through Vietcong tunnels
Jason vs medieval knights
jason alexander?
I’ve had it with these shills. Prey was awful.
Indians vs Aliens or Prey 2 where the predators come back with multiple predators like depicted in the credit cave art. The price on the girls head and humans is now highly valued after she killed a young up and coming predator so naru has to unite multiple indian tribes to take them out. Or predators vs assassins in 1100s persia
I haven't seen Prey, but I think it would be cool if, for Prey II, they sent a couple Predators this time, but meanwhile the Europeans have landed in the New World. The Predators expect savage natives and are met with flintlock pistols and such, plus an small army of dozens of men. The 2 Predators work as a team, and are extremely effective, but the men slowly wittle down the Predators hp until the final battle between the main character and the predators happens.
You just described prey
Sweet, I'll watch it then.
Honestly, I really enjoyed The Terror season 1 for the same reason. Horror in a period setting is fascinating.
dark horse comics already did that you stupid homosexuals.
It's not like it's that new of an idea. Hammer did Dracula but in the modern day back in the 70's. Sam Raimi did Evil Dead but Medieval. Hellraiser went to space. Jason went to space. Tremors had a prequel in the wild west.
Predator visiting prehistoric civilizations would be cool till they make the Europeans knights or Spartan warriors Black despite not race wasting any other civilizations.
i want predator movie on iraq war setting
"horror" is not a real genre
Michael Myers in New York with him killing mafia pastaBlack folk in excessively brutal ways.
>yes, please; more trends!
>less originality, please!!
>creativity?? nooooooo!
WTF I LOVE NATIVE GIRLS NOW!
what language was that
English
Finnish
These lyrics are worse than kpop wtf
whats that one game about the book made of human leather that is set in roman times but then also other times in history as well as modern?
What does Cinemaphile think of Zatoichi vs Predator?
This is literally no different of an approach than 'Jason in space' or 'predator in a big city'
>film is successful
>'every film in this genre should just copy it!'
This is why a ton of forgettable action films with bullet time and leather wardrobes got made after the Matrix.
>This is why a ton of forgettable action films with bullet time and leather wardrobes got made after the Matrix.
Name five.
The thing during the crusades/medieval period (a zealously religious society).
I hate how everyone is acting like these was super innovative. People have been suggesting this sort of shit on here for fricking years.
xenomorph in feudal japan sounds both reddit and kino at the same time
Nice of the shills to tell us exactly how we are supposed to be excited for our corporate overlords and their boons.
Xenomorph with the Aztecs. I'm way too drunk to think of anything other than have it burst out of a sacrifice's chest before the priest cuts his heart out
Also do Freddy Kruger against the Australian Aboriginals, since those c**ts have their gay little dreamtime or whatever it is.
It Follows in Weimar Germany would be kino too
Don't you fricking mess Predator with any capeshit superhero okay. Jason would be fine for example though.
Jason vs Lee Harvey Oswald
Lee frames Jason for the assassination of JFK. Nation is furious and masses try to hunt him down.
>EVIL DIES TONIGHT
Peak fricking kino
>Xenomorph on earth
Why are they all pushing this dumb idea?
Is that the predator? the frick happened
I want a Predator movie set during WW2 that involves Allies, Germans and Soviets
A predator hunting the Japs and Australian reserves across the jungles of PNG
>horror movie
more like a parody
wtf how did they went with this design instead of something resembling to the original instead. modern movies cant stop being shit.
>Ubi soft enters the movie business
>present time is so shit and boring that we need to use other periods of time to make movies interesting.
based, but damn, that sucks.
Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Cure in Ancient Greece. I refuse to elaborate.
>template for ALL the horror franchises
This is why studios keep serving up repetitive shit. Anytime normies like one thing they start imagining everything being exactly like that one thing.
Make an original one about Shirime
drop predator into Cinemaphile who wins?
/tv/, sneedposters make the predator rage away at high speed and Anne Heche himself.
>Anne Heche
That the roastie who drunk drove and turned into a fireball when she crashed?
I thought she survived
Predator Iwo Jima
Predator on Columbus' boat. It's not very exciting...
>CHUDs rises in the middle of a LGBTQIA+ Parade in San Francisco
Kino
What the frick is that?
a hand
Evil Dead.
Army of Darkness was good and the new one will be set in a skyscraper which is different.
You could easily have the necronomicon in any age and have an insane gorefest with Vikings, samurais, world war soldiers, etc
I mean, the show sort of did this in a sense. They had a lot of interesting episodes with demonic puppets, deadites attack a town, deadites at a school, deadites at a beach party, a giant deadite attacking a city, Ash goes to the future... It was far from perfect and was held back by its budget. But there is definitely a lot of room for exploring some more ideas. I think you could really do a lot of stuff with the lore as the show showed us
>Leprechaun during the 1800s in Ireland
>Some lucky bastard finds the gold and wishes for his family to be wealthy and well fed
>Boom! Irish potato famine
>Hellraiser during the Spanish Inquisition
>Catholic Church using the puzzle cubes to frick with sinners
>Ringu during the Silent Movie Era/Old Hollywood
>By the numbers old starlets and big name israelite directors getting ganked by cursed celluloid
>Gremlins in the Old West
>Mogwai brought to town by Chinese immigrant
>Gremlins start fricking around with the trains and guns
Don't tell me we couldn't teach a little history to the viewer at the same time
Hellraiser but set during 1970s California during the end times of the flower power craze.
>Let the ancient Greeks crack open the Hellraiser box
>Cenobite gets buttfricked by a bunch of spartans
there's potential here...
Xenomorph 😐
Xenomorph, Japan :0
>Horror movie
Predator is not a horror movie per se. It;s a weird mix of action and horror. Original one leaned heavier on the horror side newer ones are treating a Predator as something really cool rather than scary.
Look at how Predator fight scenes are shot. They are shot in style where action hero man dispatches bad guys. Slashers and Horrors are showing kills in completely different way.