what roles are next for elliot page? I'm thinking dumb jock type roles because of his shockingly impressive physique
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what roles are next for elliot page? I'm thinking dumb jock type roles because of his shockingly impressive physique
why is she larping like a 13 year old bong who sells weed
Checked
CHUCKeled (seriously)
Based
Sneed
That’s what she thinks is masculine. Explains why shithead losers still get laid.
I chuckled
Looks comically ridiculous. Do you think shim will anhero someday?
FTMs don't anhero generally
no they quietly detransition and go back to being butch lesbians
Stop posting this fricking freak.
I'm sick of you losers and your obsession with trannies.
Cinemaphile has been obsessed with ellen since 2007
>I was just walking in this direction
wouldn't mess with this guy
me? ive lived such a sedentary lifestyle for so long that i probably wouldnt mess with that guy just because i dont know what theyre capable of
Suicide Squad remake
Jews did this to a young woman and shove it in your face
isn't it past your bedtime jordan?
>5'4"
well logic would dictate he would transition into a woman at this point
Give it another 10 years.
pretty sure shes shorter than 5'4. unless she got some gattaca tier ankle surgery when they axed her a-cups.
shut the frick up incel
Incelliot Paige isn't gonna care that your defending it.
It's hilarious ftm's think they're going to soak up all of the pussy.
Like you have a hot dog stapled to your belly.
You're not gonna find a woman with enough self-loathing to frick you.
stop assuming transfolk get bottom surgery moron. most of them do not.
why get top surgery then you ugly troony freak
>why get one surgery but not get other completely different surgery?
chud brain? hello?
Holy shit how embarrasing for you. Do you have a Ukraine flag on your social media too?
lol a russian aids riddled homosexual on Cinemaphile lol
shocking
You don't have to love Russia to think that the Ukrainian dicksuckers are hypocritical clout-chasers who'd normally be deriding Ukrainians for being racist bigots who live in a corrupt shithole.
>deriding Ukrainians for being racist bigots who live in a corrupt shithole
But that's true tho lol, using chudkrainians to shit on soviet ruskies doesn't mean you have to like em
I don't really give a shit about who wins in some stupid border war. The fact that NATO is shitting itself over it is embarrassing.
>The fact that NATO is shitting itself over it is embarrassing.
how fricking moronic are you? its embarrassing that NATO is shitting itself over Russia going to war to expand its territory? i cant fathom how dumb you have to be to say this.
I'm an American, homosexual I couldn't give a shit if Russia took literally all of Europe, it doesn't effect me.
>nooo you have to cut off your pusy!!11!!
>why?
>how embarrassing lmao
idk man might want to take a break from twitter and facebook to clear your mind
youre kidding right?
women are inherently self loathing, and bull dykes and ftms consistently pull higher quality women than they deserve
in short women are moronic and debase themselves over nothing
You have 2 wishes left. use them wisely
>5'4
she's 5'1 lmao. and that's with wikipedia probably rounding up like they always do for celebrities
>That grafted-on sixpack.
Why have that done and show it off like it's not horrifying mutilation?
She’s mentally ill. Maybe someday she will come to her senses, probably after mainstream society ceases to validate these sorts of deranged actions
Photo is so gross. Men with open shirts have been hot since men could open their shirts. Disgusting self mutilation scars have never been attractive. Does she really think she's hot like Hemsworth when she does this?
Would've been less damaging and embarrassing if she'd drawn a sixpack on with sharpie.
Or spay paint. Meet the Spartans style.
She wishes she was 5'4
My sister was an extra for the movie Whip It. They actually hired real roller derby girls as extras, and most of them were beefy lesbians. She said Ellen was really aloof on set and kept to herself. I'm guessing she got involved in some heavy-duty bulldyke sessions at the time and it just stuck with her. All true story.
>turns back into a tomboy
its not fair what happened to her
Is Whip it kino?
i'd give anything to run into this b***h in the wild.
Do you think she still shaves her pussy?
It's called a big fricking manwiener, you bigot. And yes he shaves it.
>he
will never be a man and ((you)) will never be a woman. kys Black person.
Your being sarcastic right ?
I can't wait for the summer to be over
seriously how do you achieve arms this skinny while on testosterone?
Being a biological woman helps
She's got muscle implants.
not eating. remember she's still tiny (5ft) so really doesn't eat that much. but she's on test so probably works out and that test is doing it's job the best it can
Look how small she is compared to the gate's lock
"He" is 5 feet tall
What was the thought process behind this picture? Did she think she looked manly or what
>mfw there's a 5'2" FtM trans 'boy' in my uni
>mfw it cuts its hair short and tries to dress 'male'
>Still has a fat little feminine bum and cute face
>mfw I like Tomboys
Let's get gay, bros. Do I try and frick it?
Gonna be a mess down there, bro
Do it. Save her. Text her right now and post the results
First message
>hey so I know we dont talk too much but I’ve always thought youre hella cute
Ask her out. And if she says no call her a homophobe
HEHEHE
Don't stick your dick in crazy, dude.
Yes
If you're willing to pretend you're a degenerate, Grindr is basically an open bar for female-to-male transsexuals. Some of them haven't enough done anything to transition (no hormones, no mastectomy) and will frick you, so long as you pretend they're male the whole way through. They'll even ask you to use their pussy instead of their ass, it's not realistic but they know they're not getting anything out of anal sex.
go on....
That's it, go on Grindr (be prepared for some sad sights) and try for yourself...
I never went through with it but you can easily get nudes from them. Most girls that fantasize about this stuff (being male so they can participate in a gay encounter) have higher rates of testosterone so they're way more horny. Just pretend that you're gay and bisexual, but they're just so... manly that you can put up with it.
so how they supposed to frick you? i aint trying to get pegged or finger in my ass.
They want to get fricked. They're normal girls, they just read a Harry-Malfoy romance fanfiction too many on Wattpad and now they want to pretend they're men. I don't think more than 5% of them ever actually follow through with pumping themselves full of hormones and trooning out.
based but im a fat asian. i aint getting pussy.
Your still better off than Incelliot. At least you got away without being like her.
>fat
me too
>asian
oof, sorry bro
How about just getting an asian gf bro. There are plenty out there
if youre going to get an asian girl literally just jerk off instead
like what is the point
asian girls are giving up
youve tried this?
When I lived in the US
I bet her pussy stank
what a weird staged picture. There clearly isn't enough room behind her for her to be in full stride like shes posed. So, she either posed in a cool walking stride stance and had her friend take the picture or saw someone was about to take a picture of her and turned and tried to look as cool and manly as possible.
thats what she ended up with. wild
Why is she doing the Fr-fr-freetyler walk?
Is this how I as a man should be walking? Is this how men walk normally?
>popular attractive female's troony fantasy was to turn herself into a chav manlet
could definitely beat his homosexual ass in a fight
8 mile reboot
Any rich anons should try to make this happen, you’d probably only need 10,000,000$ to make this, and could give her 6,000,000$ to be the star in it. I would definitely watch
>here's your new Wolverine bro
Good one.
He has an adamantium wiener!
I want to frick his ass until he begs to be called Ellen again
>150cm master race
Eliot gonna get a lot of roles. She is capable of playing men or women roles and she can play anyone who’s height is 4ft-4ft1inch
Peter Dinky Dinkledge gets those roles. She gets to play trannies now and nothing else.
Is she pretending to be Kitty Pryde or something? Why did she pose like she was walking in front of a wall? Weird girl.
Did Ellen take cringe pics like this when she was still a she?
Its not cringe when its a woman
Thats me just hanging out with the lads
Kek. Why do girls think guys do stupid faces like that kekekek.
Or maybe they want us to be stupid?
mental illness is one hell of a drug.
that moronic b***h is oblivous to the fact that she is like 5'1 80lbs and trying to act like some alpha chad.
Frodo and Harry Potter can easily pick her up as if she was a kid.
it's comical to the point of absurdity.
David Cage fricking broke her brain and made her go gay and later troon out.
>elliot walks up to you with that hulking chiseled figure
admit it, 99% of Cinemaphile would be intimidated as frick
I'd kick her in the shins and tell her to get me some pepperoni and smokes.
Sing Oh Canada, do a 360 and get the frick out of there
He's living his best self and life. What's the real issue you have?
Take the thong out your bussy, playa.
Stop obsessing about Trannies.
Are you talking to Ellen?
Any random kpop idol will mog him.
>turns into the guy at the bar who shoulders you in the ribs trying to talk to women
>then gets ignored as i hand them their drink
why doesn't someone explain to these lesbians the hell they're creating for themselves by becoming short and scrawny men? they went from easy mode to nightmare hardcore
I don't get why a dyke would date a FTM. They clearly hate women so much they want to be men.
>5 foot 1
kek
Guaranteed a motorcycle is next on the list Mr. Page.
She's legitimately not tall enough to ride one
>what roles are next for elliot page?
Every role she'll get from now on is "FTM troony"
russian past time is to obsess about trannies and shit up blue boards
the aids can't end your life soon enough
>t. Ukrainian "nationalist"
Yeah anon us russians do be waking up at 5am on sundays to shitpost about trannies
Behold, a man!
Little Mac in a Punch-Out movie
swap out Mike Tyson for John Cena or something
willingly turning yourself into a manlet is a sign of obvious mental illness
infinitely better than being a femoid tbh, if I was a chick I'd kill myself.
>if I was a chick I'd kill myself.
Why? Isn't it that women have it way easier?
No way incelbro, women suck and being one would be the worst shit ever.
>elliot (formerly ellen) page now mogs me
gonna end it all
I still can't get over how she has the stereotypical chud face now.
I can't wait for her to go on a rant about incels and misogyny while looking like this.
I can't think of a more boring "celeb"
I unironically want to see her play an incel mass shooter
>pretending to be walking when there's a wall just behind her
seems a good description of her life
who's fricking him?
Biology and Mother Nature
Elliot should get with Hunter Schaefer. That would unironically be hot as frick
idc how much you hate mtf trannies, Hunter mogs Elliot horrendously, it wouldnt be legal for them to stand near each other.
Checked, and tragic. Ellen Page was so fricking cute, and this thing is objectively hideous. Sad.
It 's very sad. But shes/its our enemy now. Incelliot and its/her handlers want us all enslaved or dead.
no she wasn't. what the frick is with you people. you think she's cute because she looks attainable that's it. she was objectively closer to ugly though
No she wasn't. She was a BEAUTIFUL woman. That walking corpse is a MONSTER.
The role of a woman who realized the mistake she made when she finds out that being a 5 foot cute woman is easy life compared to being a 5 foot manlet in our society.
looks exactly like my friend in middleschool who was going through a phase of working out and looking for every chance to get shirtless
>5'1"
>Roles for a 1,50 m x 45 kg manlet
Unironically she went from a post wall roastie to a 14-16 teen dude in a couple of years. Impressive.