Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys (the special after season 7) is the definite series finale, don't let anybody tell you otherwise. The only shaky season before that is S6, but it's still good for all of them. Anything after S7 is shit.
The first netflix season was worth it to me.
Had some absolutely hilarious ideas.
Julians sports bar and gym
The shed nbreakfast
The crab shampoo
Honey oil plot
Lahey getting the best of them at the end
Orangie
2nd netfix season sucks and I don't recommend unless you just really have nothing else to watch.
I'm usually a staunch anti-anything past SGTTBG, but in retrospect yeah, the first netflix season was very promising. Sad it all went how it went afterwards.
First 3 seasons are very grounded. Next 4 are still fun but lean into the cartoony bullshit the longer it goes. Most of the gags still land. Swayzee express is pretty weak, but the movies and specials are very solid even if they don’t exactly match the continuity, if you care. The Netflix seasons are completely ungrounded and zany. Basically the celebrity cameos from Sebastian Bach, Snoop Dogg, Nathan MacKinnon etc are the heralds to stop.
Go watch any of the episodes in season 2 with Trina and tell me that Ricky wouldn’t understand taking a fish out of water kills it
i cant rewatch season 1, it feels too real
the way they imply that julian is actually trinitys real father in season 1 is exactly the kind of shit you see in trailer trash communities
Season 1-3 are the golden age, 4-5 is when it starts to get goofy but you can still suspend your disbelief and it's still funny. Season 6 is when they went HD so it feels more like a scripted show than a mockumentary. Season 7 is when all of the characters and story arcs start falling apart, especially with Cory and Trevor quitting. Season 8 wasn' THAT bad compared to what came much later, but it's mostly worthless. The 2 movies and specials are good, Don't Legalize It was forgettable outside of Ray's funeral. The cartoon is just awful.
>Go watch any of the episodes in season 2 with Trina and tell me that Ricky wouldn’t understand taking a fish out of water kills it
This
The first netflix season was worth it to me.
Had some absolutely hilarious ideas.
Julians sports bar and gym
The shed nbreakfast
The crab shampoo
Honey oil plot
Lahey getting the best of them at the end
Orangie
2nd netfix season sucks and I don't recommend unless you just really have nothing else to watch.
Orangie plot is shit. Ricky is way too flanderized and I feel bad for the fictional fish
Season 7 is good in it's own right, basically a parody of itself where they wanted to end the series with a big, ridiculous bang.The first 5 seasons are the golden era, though. The Shit Blizzard was the action climax of the whole series.
>who do we have here tonight? friendly lahey out for a couple drinks - or fricky the drunk clown? >rick... you never know when the circus is coming to town.
He alternates between being slightly more tolerable than the fat dyke who dates barb (who is absolutely intolerable and why I stopped watching) and being unbearably cringe.
you're such a fricking gay moron. it was a canada-centric show. rush are HUGE celebrities in canada. you're such a homosexual. i bet you started watching post-netflix buyout. you homosexual. i'm gonna build a time machine and travel back in time to when you were 6 and molest you.
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I was touch kid better how I don't turn the tables
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you touch kids? holy shit
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I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
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dumb frick. if they were celebrities they’d be in america just cuz they’re fricking famous don’t mean they’re celebrities
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Canadian celebrities aren't real celebrities.
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>Ryan Reynolds >Justin Bieber >Niel Young >Tommy Chong >Ryan motherfricking Gosling
Most of Cinemaphile's icons are in fact Canadian.
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oh shit bros they have tommy chong
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Yeah and what do they all have in common?
They became know by the entire world because of the US. If any of those people never made it big in the US no one outside Canada would know who the frick they are.
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>your celebrities become world-famous on our dime
This isn't the own you think it is.
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Yes it is. No one gives a frick about Canada until they get the US seal of approval. Canada is a third world country in our eyes.
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for a brief window Canada was better than the US in almost every way. even the dollar was more valuable. this was like late 2009 to 2011
now we are an Indian wasteland
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Canada is just a third world country now in general bro. It's nothing but indians and chinese and illegal aliens. A house cost 2 million dollars and the money is worthless, trudy is a literal dictator, place only exists to extract its resources to sell and let the slave population do work for the lowest bidder.
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Rush has a massive international following and was hugely popular in the late 70's early 80's in the US and is in the rocknroll hall of fame, much to their "Rush's" objection.
The fact that you aren't aware of how big they were and still are doesn't mean you are correct here.
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>much to their "Rush's" objection.
They didn't want to be in the hall of fame?
the celebrities got old fast but Sebastian was fricking hysterical
his train speech is one of the funniest moments of the whole show >and that's how I became a champion!
Like many people, Sebastian Bach was killed and replaced by a liberal brain parasite that goes by the name of Sebastian Bach. I mourn his greatness and loss like I mourn so many others. They were not born this way, they were transformed into walking corpses by a disease they were not resilient enough to resist.
Liberalism is the worst disease known to man. It transforms some of the most freedom-enjoying men in history into communists.
>Biden isn't king he can't forgive Student Loan debt or do anything about Israel, grow up >but also Drumpf singlehandedly killed everyone with covid and will end democracy on day one if elected (but whatever process he uses to end democracy relies on getting elected first)
Never does. Just gets less good. Most noticeable lapses in quality is the first HD season and the first Netflix season. But I wouldn't say it gets really bad until the animated season. Those boys fricking sucked at voice acting. Especially Jean Paul Tremblay.
That cartoon was literally the most offensive thing I've ever seen, couldn't even finish the first episode without turning it off in abject disgust. Just the lowest troony-israelite Netflix trash.
Is there anywhere to stream the Jail season for free? I keep hearing it's good & the 1st episode that is free on their website was everything Cinemaphile said it'd be.
Great foray into the movie format, very cinematic with heavy editing. Second movie is like an extended episode. Both of them are probably the greatest Canadian comedies ever made.
>cheap >easy to find and easy to dispose of >you can breathe and see through it >works well to obscure you on security cameras >distorts your features enough that a lawyer can attack any IDs made while you were allegedly wearing a pantyhose mask as not clearing the bar for "beyond a reasonable doubt"
Full carton of eggs. I don't remember if this one ever made it in. He just dropped it on them out of the blue and I don't think anyone could keep it straight.
?si=UF9snWPSeB2LnLOG >Randall my sister Donna was mauled to death by a bear and two cougars in Banff National Park, thirteen years ago!
Most of my favorite quotes were already posted so here's one of my favorites from the shitty Netflix seasons
That scene would have been funnier if it ended with Sam announcing that he had realized that he is a woman, and then next time he appears he has transitioned.
Even funnier would be if they did a running gag where in every single one of Sam's appearances he gets drugged and Barb berates him, which slowly turns him into a woman, like what happened to the Wachowskis.
>I've had guys throw barbeques at me >They're broke the windows out of my car >They've cursed and sworn at me. >But the bottom line is, I ain't shook. >Cuz if the right hook comes out, crazy mothafrickas like you get knocked out!
>Does it say anything about you ripping off insurance companies, pretending you're in a wheelchair and then getting caught drunk, dancing with hoes making porn flicks? Huh? Anything in your book about that Ray? >It's open to interpretation Julian, it's the bible
Ray is the best character in the show. Every single line he gives is complete kino. >"what's your hobby ray? drinkin" >him arguing with bubbles about using his gokart to charge his car battery >pissjugs >his weird religiousness while being an alcoholic, gambling addicted, faking a disability and stealing from everyone around him including his son >his bizarre positivity while liviing at the dump >classic "way she goes" and "way of the road, bud"
Even a single fricking word in >"are you drunk?" ..... "yes"
is so perfectly timed it's incredible. So help my frick
I love when this show drops subtle wisdom like this. It seems so moronic and funny in context but it's actually really good advice.
Lahey's shit talk is like this a lot.
Shit flowers comes to mind.
1-5 are the peak imo, 6 and 7 are good but a little rockier, the specials and films are good as well. I'd honestly say to avoid anything post netflix and consider dont legalize it as the finale of the series, it works well as one anyway
season 7, a little after that has some tolerable episodes, but it's also hard watching them man.
With their guts and their giant heads, jules looking more like a steroid hawk, ricky becoming a living hot rod, and bubbles just looks like he is dying.
In comparison. somehow fricking Randy aged better.
>That feeling when you watched Trailer Park Boys as it aired on showcase >That feeling when TV will never reach those heights it did back in the mid 00s
the original run through season 7 + movies/specials are all good and some of the new episodes are very funny as well. the Netflix revival starts to get weak and sway in a lame direction but the 2 Out of the Park spinoff seasons made me laugh my ass off. Ricky in Europe trying to find feed and understand foreigners is hilarious
> 2 Out of the Park spinoff seasons
Those were actually decent because there were no shitty side characters or moronic plotlines. It was just the Boys hanging out with weirdos while on vacation. The ice sculpting competition made me piss myself laughing when it just devolved into them taking chainsaws to each other's sculptures. That one annoyong dude who was supposed to be their manager was insufferable, but thankfully he's not in the series too much.
> 2 Out of the Park spinoff seasons
Those were actually decent because there were no shitty side characters or moronic plotlines. It was just the Boys hanging out with weirdos while on vacation. The ice sculpting competition made me piss myself laughing when it just devolved into them taking chainsaws to each other's sculptures. That one annoyong dude who was supposed to be their manager was insufferable, but thankfully he's not in the series too much.
Probably the last good thing they did tbh
those got grating really quickly for me. I was on board with the concept but everything they do ends up with them screaming themselves hoarse at eachother.
Well it wasn't as good as the original series but not as bad as the Netflix seasons. Same thing with the podcast. It was just nice watching them do something that wasn't complete shit for once.
I'm cool with that. I've seen them live twice and it's a fun vibe. I just get annoyed when they double-down on infighting. something about bubbles' hoarse upset voice just enrages my monkey brain.
Season 7 has a whole different vibe. It is quite comfy with a new set of scenery though. I would stop there.
A handful of the movies are good, especially Countdown To Liquor Day.
The second Netflix got their grubby little israelite hands on it. Soon as I saw that Snoop Dogg and Doug Benson were in it I swore off from ever watching it.
Weed humor was always in the show but under netflix it's just become an unending DUDE WEED catastrophe.
I wouldn't be surprised in the least if Seth Rogen was involved.
Also if you're looking for a horrible time, watch the pilot episode of the TPB animated series.
They took the sitcom route with all these celebrities stumbling their way into a trailer park.
Remember who white trash families like on Rosanne were suddenly running into Wayne Newton or the Brady Bunch mom.
if it has mike clattenberg's name on it then it's worth watching:
seasons 1 - 7
the xmas special
say goodnight to the bad guys
the first movie (which is weird and non-canon but not bad)
countdown to liquor day
don't legalize it
>who thinks all rock music is just "bad to the bone" on repeat.
The idea someone's rock point of reference is Bad To The Bone is plausible and hilarious
definitely season 4. that episode where lahey is drunk and wearing a dress threatening to kill ricky and julien was just the most cringiest shit i've seen. pretty much stopped watching the show after that.
i just turned on the cartoon ep to see the hubbub and i turned it off when lahey got grabbed by an eagle, it wasn't just that it was unfunny but it actually felt like a bad trip and i wasnt down for that today
You saved yourself from the worst. Consider youself lucky.
NEVER go back.
That scene would have been funnier if it ended with Sam announcing that he had realized that he is a woman, and then next time he appears he has transitioned.
Stop once you get to netflix. Season 7 is the last good season. I would also watch the Christmas special, "Say goodnight to the bad guys", and the first two movies. Don't legalize it is kinda shit.
People will say 5, 6, and 7 are trash but they need to get their head examined.
Green-shirted white boy rollin' around, he rollin' round the city, he rollin' round the town, he rollin' on a bike with a banana seat, he dissin' all the ma'frickas and hoes he meet
He Rollin' on his bike, he going to the store
*crashes car into cable company’s truck*
“Who the frick are you guys?!
What the frick are you doin here?!
I hope you got insurance and shit!
*lights a cigarette*
Classic
I like when he's throwing tons of ridiculously large satellite dishes off the roof and he fricks up the cable van and his own car and then blames them for not having the shit properly installed in the first place.
Nobody seems to realize this is the perfect metaphor for chicks who have their breasts out constantly and wear revealing clothes.
Why wear a shirt way to small and have that shit hanging out if it pisses you off when people look?
It seems ridiculous when a guy does it.
Is this show popular at all outside of America/Canada? Like do people in the UK watch it? It fascinates me that people would find small town Canada comfy as a Canadian but to be fair, trashy people exist everywhere.
It attracted the 'dude weed lmao' audience in the UK around 2012-2014 when Netflix started pushing it. But before then I think it was probably like 12 of us who knew a canadian who had put us up on it and liked the show for entirely different reasons than why the new goobers were watching.
>fascinates me that people would find small town Canada comfy
The show isn't about "small town Canada", it's about people that actually look out and care for each other as they try to make their lives better in their own ridiculous way. There's sincerity and honesty in this show, and that's what makes it great. It transcends "small town Canada" and appeals to universal human experiences.
It used to play at weird hours on channel 4 in the early 2000’s, I was early teens then and had no idea what the frick it was or if anyone else knew it existed but I thought it was hilarious.
t.bong
Fascinating. My experiences of trying to shill TPB on Cinemaphile 10 years ago was that bongs especially hated it. For me, I watched it on its original run on Showcase, catching season 1 in reruns before season 2 premiered. I think that was around 2003, surprised you lads also had it over there in the early 00s.
"COPS from the criminals perspective" was the original idea. There is a reason Mike Clattenburg and Barry Dunn left the show. For anyone who has never read Trevor's(Michael Jackson) blog posts about why he left, they are incredibly eye opening about the behind the scenes of the early years on that show while it was initially finding its domestic success.
>when i read the season 4 scripts i couldn't even believe what had happened to the show...talking puppets, mountain lions and bubbles dressed as a wrestler. it was obvious the show had jumped the shark and needed lame gimmicks for laughs. mike smith was now a writer on the show and the show also started to revolve around bubbles instead of julian or julian/ricky as it had in the past. as an artist i was ashamed of what the show had turned into.
Me too as I haven't read it in a long time now, lol. >karen wentzell was still doing her organizing and the crew was working harder than ever. i couldn't believe how poorly the crew was treated and the crew turnover was ridiculous. it's normal to not always use the same crew but TPB was lying and pretending this thing was a huge family and everyone was friends.
He's right here. Check out the Trailer Park Boys "Hearts of Dartmouth" special that aired on Showcase if you haven't already. Not sure if it's on Netflix or not, I watched it umpteen years ago.
trevor was an butthole who thought he was going to be a famous actor. he forgot he was a bit part comedy relief on a low budget tv show. mr michael jackson has starred in zero things after he left, and he was bitter he never became "one of the boys." And Clattenburg and Dunn left because the show was over. Only netflix did the necromancy to bring it back because the boys kept doing stand up shows and were still popular.
>i spent 6 years working on TPB and the only person who was ever promoted during all of this was karen wentzell. i can't remember at what point but sometime around season 6 she became an associate producer. all of the crew who worked their asses off because of her incompetence never got a producer credit and what i'd imagine would be a significant raise and maybe even a share of the back end. what an insult, what an outrage
t. ~~*Karen Wentzell*~~
Bitter that he got fricked out of money as a nobody overworking himself on a low rent Canadian production on a deep cable network channel most known for airing softcore porn. IF you actually read the shit you'd know he did much more behind the scenes besides being an actor. If you can't sympathize over a fellow gentile being fricked by the network and lawyer israelites then you are probably of the tribe yourself.
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>antisemitic screeching in a tpb thread
cringe
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>trailer park humour people on an a israelite-hating anime pedophile website shouldn't laugh at le israelite no no topic!!!
Go back to your subreddit. I would smash your brains against the cement with a hammer if you ever gave me the opportunity you homosexual cuckold zoomer moron spiritual Black person.
>thought he was going to be a famous actor. >i'm not a good actor but i always tried to do the best job i could. even when the writing sucked and i knew it sucked i tried to create something special and to have a greedy lawyer without a creative bone in his fricking body tell me this really hurt.
t. ~~*(Mike Volpe*~~
all the OG seasons, plus specials are good. all the movies are good. around season 4 the show starts to tone shift away from a mockumentary to a sitcom. the netflix seasons are hit and miss. you'll find reason to enjoy them if you are a die hard, but they are objectively bad. The original cast slowly leaves the show or literally dies irl and they get replaced by friends or non-actors/celeb cameos. the plots become just become extreme caricatures. "jumping the cheeseburger."
>when i looked around i just saw a bunch of people that were fat and tired. i told volpe in an email that season 6 would be the end for me. i told him that i would finish the movie and do as little or as much as they wanted from me for season 6 because i didn't want to frick clattenburg. volpe just kind of ignored me and didn't seem to take it seriously. i've never watched the big dirty. actually, i haven't watch any episodes since season 3 and i'm so ashamed of what the show has turned into it. i remember telling clattenburg that the only thing that could make me feel worse about my life would be to play bass for nickelback. TPB had become a sitcom and was the same lame joke over and over.
The show started to go to shit as soon as they tried to force Bubbles as a main character and not a side character
Bubbles was great in moderation as a fun side character but too much of him made the show suck
Hey, aren't you interested in the actor's music career?
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Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys (the special after season 7) is the definite series finale, don't let anybody tell you otherwise. The only shaky season before that is S6, but it's still good for all of them. Anything after S7 is shit.
Yeah, its 7. Funny enough, it has an ep called “Jump the Cheeseburger”. The universe has spoken.
The first netflix season was worth it to me.
Had some absolutely hilarious ideas.
Julians sports bar and gym
The shed nbreakfast
The crab shampoo
Honey oil plot
Lahey getting the best of them at the end
Orangie
2nd netfix season sucks and I don't recommend unless you just really have nothing else to watch.
agreed
I'm usually a staunch anti-anything past SGTTBG, but in retrospect yeah, the first netflix season was very promising. Sad it all went how it went afterwards.
1st season Netflix was decent but it exists in a totally different universe than the original show.
First 3 seasons are very grounded. Next 4 are still fun but lean into the cartoony bullshit the longer it goes. Most of the gags still land. Swayzee express is pretty weak, but the movies and specials are very solid even if they don’t exactly match the continuity, if you care. The Netflix seasons are completely ungrounded and zany. Basically the celebrity cameos from Sebastian Bach, Snoop Dogg, Nathan MacKinnon etc are the heralds to stop.
Go watch any of the episodes in season 2 with Trina and tell me that Ricky wouldn’t understand taking a fish out of water kills it
>Swayzee express is pretty weak,
I remember people going on about that episode and it was just shit.
i cant rewatch season 1, it feels too real
the way they imply that julian is actually trinitys real father in season 1 is exactly the kind of shit you see in trailer trash communities
Season 1-3 are the golden age, 4-5 is when it starts to get goofy but you can still suspend your disbelief and it's still funny. Season 6 is when they went HD so it feels more like a scripted show than a mockumentary. Season 7 is when all of the characters and story arcs start falling apart, especially with Cory and Trevor quitting. Season 8 wasn' THAT bad compared to what came much later, but it's mostly worthless. The 2 movies and specials are good, Don't Legalize It was forgettable outside of Ray's funeral. The cartoon is just awful.
>Season 6
6 episodes total. You now remember that time when Showcase basically ran S6 once a week.
It was also the only season where the Boys don't go to jail at the end of it. Weird season.
Classic case of “this show is probably canceled because the network isn’t committing to another season”
>Go watch any of the episodes in season 2 with Trina and tell me that Ricky wouldn’t understand taking a fish out of water kills it
This
Orangie plot is shit. Ricky is way too flanderized and I feel bad for the fictional fish
I enjoyed the first Netflix season as well if for nothing else other than the tale of the shitfisher. The filming takes a lot to get used to.
Season 7 is good in it's own right, basically a parody of itself where they wanted to end the series with a big, ridiculous bang.The first 5 seasons are the golden era, though. The Shit Blizzard was the action climax of the whole series.
bullshit, "don't legalize it" was the canon end and kino
Patrician taste
When do Randy and Lahey say "I love you" to each other? That's the end.
Count down to liquor day was the best movie even the 3rd movie was good
>who do we have here tonight? friendly lahey out for a couple drinks - or fricky the drunk clown?
>rick... you never know when the circus is coming to town.
i liked dont legalize it, it was a good ending
It is that when that's all you have to look forward to.
When there is a 15 year jump
If you see Conky you went too far.
frick im at that episode rn
Frick off, the Conky episode was great.
Based. Frick Bubbles and all Bubbles episodes.
Is that Anthony from Red Hot Chili Peppers?
No, it's Michael Jackson.
Yeah, that was a terrible decision. But the shenanigans at the vet were funny though.
Yea Conky is perfect. It's Bubbles subconscious because he hates Ricky.
this.
Season 1-2 were a good build up to season 3 which was absolutely fantastic. after that they started getting new writers and it felt off imo.
based. terrible. same with the fricking weed lion episodes.
The first Conky episode was great. Bringing it back was the mistake.
If you see Sebastian Bach you've gone too far
Sebastian is kino, frick off
He alternates between being slightly more tolerable than the fat dyke who dates barb (who is absolutely intolerable and why I stopped watching) and being unbearably cringe.
You don't even know that nobody even likes bullies like you! Now DANCE MOTHERFRICKER! *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Sebastian is shit and started their trend of having celebrity cameos on the show.
>started their trend of having celebrity cameos on the show
they had the members of rush in like season 4 you absolute newbie moron
Rush aren't celebrities dickwad they're fricking legendary musicians.
you're such a fricking gay moron. it was a canada-centric show. rush are HUGE celebrities in canada. you're such a homosexual. i bet you started watching post-netflix buyout. you homosexual. i'm gonna build a time machine and travel back in time to when you were 6 and molest you.
I was touch kid better how I don't turn the tables
you touch kids? holy shit
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
dumb frick. if they were celebrities they’d be in america just cuz they’re fricking famous don’t mean they’re celebrities
Canadian celebrities aren't real celebrities.
>Ryan Reynolds
>Justin Bieber
>Niel Young
>Tommy Chong
>Ryan motherfricking Gosling
Most of Cinemaphile's icons are in fact Canadian.
oh shit bros they have tommy chong
Yeah and what do they all have in common?
They became know by the entire world because of the US. If any of those people never made it big in the US no one outside Canada would know who the frick they are.
>your celebrities become world-famous on our dime
This isn't the own you think it is.
Yes it is. No one gives a frick about Canada until they get the US seal of approval. Canada is a third world country in our eyes.
for a brief window Canada was better than the US in almost every way. even the dollar was more valuable. this was like late 2009 to 2011
now we are an Indian wasteland
Canada is just a third world country now in general bro. It's nothing but indians and chinese and illegal aliens. A house cost 2 million dollars and the money is worthless, trudy is a literal dictator, place only exists to extract its resources to sell and let the slave population do work for the lowest bidder.
Rush has a massive international following and was hugely popular in the late 70's early 80's in the US and is in the rocknroll hall of fame, much to their "Rush's" objection.
The fact that you aren't aware of how big they were and still are doesn't mean you are correct here.
>much to their "Rush's" objection.
They didn't want to be in the hall of fame?
Don't forget Drake
>Criminal intent
Shit hawk's comin'
>hear that rand the shit winds are blowin
and that was one of the first weak episodes
the celebrities got old fast but Sebastian was fricking hysterical
his train speech is one of the funniest moments of the whole show
>and that's how I became a champion!
When that kid heckles him and he loses his shit
budding
Hello Sebastion. Your recent progressive views have relegated you to the wrong side of history where you will live and die in obscurity.
I'm going to change my comment. Sebastian is based just not in those TPB cameos.
Yeah dude, super based AND redpilled.
Like many people, Sebastian Bach was killed and replaced by a liberal brain parasite that goes by the name of Sebastian Bach. I mourn his greatness and loss like I mourn so many others. They were not born this way, they were transformed into walking corpses by a disease they were not resilient enough to resist.
Liberalism is the worst disease known to man. It transforms some of the most freedom-enjoying men in history into communists.
They are blaming trump and conservatives for the lockdowns now?
Jesus they really do just rewrite history in their heads don't they?
Get your political schizo brainrot shit out of this comfy TPB thread, bud
Hey that's fair, I apologize
Just know I'm not wrong
>Biden isn't king he can't forgive Student Loan debt or do anything about Israel, grow up
>but also Drumpf singlehandedly killed everyone with covid and will end democracy on day one if elected (but whatever process he uses to end democracy relies on getting elected first)
It's got bees on it am I paying for the bees too?
I wish that’s all life was tbqh
Never does. Just gets less good. Most noticeable lapses in quality is the first HD season and the first Netflix season. But I wouldn't say it gets really bad until the animated season. Those boys fricking sucked at voice acting. Especially Jean Paul Tremblay.
JP is the worst actor in live action too, he's a decent straight man but that's it
That cartoon was literally the most offensive thing I've ever seen, couldn't even finish the first episode without turning it off in abject disgust. Just the lowest troony-israelite Netflix trash.
Is there anywhere to stream the Jail season for free? I keep hearing it's good & the 1st episode that is free on their website was everything Cinemaphile said it'd be.
What is this your first day on the intranet? Frickin dummy.
https://fmoviesz.to/filter?keyword=Trailer+park+boys
it's decent
I can hear Ricky going off
"WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU DO NOW CORY AND TREVOR FOR FRICK SAKES!"
Watch through season 7, then stop. Some of the films are o.k.. too. Everything after season 7 is pretty much trash.
Come to think of it, I've never seen the 2006 movie.
How is it?
its okay, countdown to liquor day is the best of the movies though
I jumped into that not knowing what it was, laughed my ass off, found out there was a TV show and watched however many seasons were out at the time.
Great foray into the movie format, very cinematic with heavy editing. Second movie is like an extended episode. Both of them are probably the greatest Canadian comedies ever made.
I never understood how putting pantyhose over your face is considered a mask ..you can still see them
>cheap
>easy to find and easy to dispose of
>you can breathe and see through it
>works well to obscure you on security cameras
>distorts your features enough that a lawyer can attack any IDs made while you were allegedly wearing a pantyhose mask as not clearing the bar for "beyond a reasonable doubt"
bond burger
when netflix picked it up which is after 7 I believe
6 is the last watchable season
for me
the blonde wench ho
>Gonna have to stop you right there bud! You've entered a trailer park boys thread, only way out is say your favorite line or quote from the show.
>crazy drunk bastard
>I'm a Calvinist. When it comes it love.
the best character in the show.
It's funny becuse he's consistent in his beliefs throughout the whole series
Worse case ontario
HAVE ANOTHER DRINK RAY
If I can't smoke or swear I'm fricked.
>and Barb, your scalloped potatoes are fricked
Cory and Trevor selling gas, why Cory and Trevor that’s highly illegal
Its fricked up to be stealing gas like Cory and Trevor did.
>Look at them. That's gas sickness.
FLAMES WERE GOLFIN'
GOLFIN' OUT THE ROOF, GOLFIN' OUT THE WINDOWS THE FLAMES WERE GOLFIN' DAD THERE'S NOTHING I COULD DO
frick that's a good one
It could happen to you cuz it happened to me...and T
>Have you ever read the bible?
>Maybe I have maybe I have what's it to ya?
>Can...you read, my song?
>Well that depends can you frick yourself?
Chicken fingers, the good kind. Eight Bucks!
Safety: always off.
My favorite by far
>I spit more bars than a Lazy Susan, and I’m innocent ‘till my guilt is proven
>Peace
You rock a piss, I'm gonna rock some Mitchell.
I AM THE LIQUOR
>what is drunk?
Frig off, Barb.
TEN. FRICKING. DOLLARS. A MONTH!
why dont you go pave your cave you fricking caveman
>Sam: what did you just call me, Caveman!?
>Barb: well... you are a caveman Sam
This shit kills me everytime
Don't think I don't notice those sly caveman references
remember QUEST FOR FIRE, sam?
>go and brush your cave teeth with a log
>bubbles stares down Corey and Treavor
>"you're both BAKED"
That's the way she goes boys.
>Got a big enough joint there Rick?
>HAVE ANOTHER DRINK RAY!
Full carton of eggs. I don't remember if this one ever made it in. He just dropped it on them out of the blue and I don't think anyone could keep it straight.
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Working with ricky has gotta be just the hardest shit in the world, he's too damn good
here's hours of classic deleted scenes
that jroc shit at 15 minutes was hilarious
Oh you don't think I'm afraid to use this?
Don't suck your teeth at me!
I hate when mafckers suck dey teefs at me
BRUSH. THEM. bawdS.
>"How are the VLTs going, Ray?"
>"Pretty good, up 60 bucks!"
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>Randall my sister Donna was mauled to death by a bear and two cougars in Banff National Park, thirteen years ago!
Most of my favorite quotes were already posted so here's one of my favorites from the shitty Netflix seasons
So i'm gonna pay you $100 to frick off
Hey Sam knock knock
>Who's there?
Get the frick off the stage ya idiot
That scene would have been funnier if it ended with Sam announcing that he had realized that he is a woman, and then next time he appears he has transitioned.
Even funnier would be if they did a running gag where in every single one of Sam's appearances he gets drugged and Barb berates him, which slowly turns him into a woman, like what happened to the Wachowskis.
>knock knock
Im not gonna say whos there rick
>guess what you just did
>scuffle back off to your antediluvian world, Sam.
>Jimmy! .....go frick yourself, bud!
>don't worry phil, we're gonna get you outta there!
>I've had guys throw barbeques at me
>They're broke the windows out of my car
>They've cursed and sworn at me.
>But the bottom line is, I ain't shook.
>Cuz if the right hook comes out, crazy mothafrickas like you get knocked out!
>Swing by A&W and pick up... Four double cheeseburgers, loaded.
>Does it say anything about you ripping off insurance companies, pretending you're in a wheelchair and then getting caught drunk, dancing with hoes making porn flicks? Huh? Anything in your book about that Ray?
>It's open to interpretation Julian, it's the bible
>FRICK, CUT! C'mon Ray, passed out, truck drivin', Phantom 305 muthafricka.
>Low profile? What are you reading books again Julian?
>What's wrong with reading books, Ray?
Ray is the best character in the show. Every single line he gives is complete kino.
>"what's your hobby ray? drinkin"
>him arguing with bubbles about using his gokart to charge his car battery
>pissjugs
>his weird religiousness while being an alcoholic, gambling addicted, faking a disability and stealing from everyone around him including his son
>his bizarre positivity while liviing at the dump
>classic "way she goes" and "way of the road, bud"
Even a single fricking word in
>"are you drunk?" ..... "yes"
is so perfectly timed it's incredible. So help my frick
It could happen to you, because it happened to me...and T.
>I'm pretty sure having a gunfight in my office is a breach of my probation.
Water under the fridge
get two birds stoned at once
>BARB THOSE ARE MY PERSONAL CHEESE BURGERS
>But Randy there's two boxes of
>BARB
>END. OF. DISCUSSION.
>there were 2 dozen squares there, Randy!
>Sweaty b***h was high.
Bubbles silently saying "Holy frick!" during the Samsquantch episode.
frick off I got work to do
Survival of the fitness boys
>Some guys can drink and drive, some guys can't
>Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't
Words to live by
I love when this show drops subtle wisdom like this. It seems so moronic and funny in context but it's actually really good advice.
Lahey's shit talk is like this a lot.
Shit flowers comes to mind.
Shit seeds, shit weeds.
>"You lied to the old man. You lied to the guy in the chair, Rick"
>Gets up and walks away
A man's gotta eat
>he passed with flying fricking carpets
>Shouldn't you be at a Water Buffalo Lodge meeting or something??
>You're not hearing me, Sussudio??
>tu et, brute?
>slaps Randy
>what the hell does tempus frick it mean?
>Sometimes life IS greasy, Bubbles
>ask me if I care julian
>alright, do you care Jim?
>...yeah, go ahead and ask me
>I just did.
>... what?
>Knock knock
>who's there?
>GET THE FRICK OFF THE STAGE YOU IDIOT
Season 7 is okay. Everything afterwards is absolutely terrible.
>"Knock knock, boys"
>"Who's there?"
>Flips both of them off.
I going to the park for one reason and one reason only.
I ain't leaving til I get it
>Messy girl room
Trailer Park ho 4life
No fricking way
Frick that, I don't need the leftovers of Jacob the transluscent alien man
she's a coalburner. look it up
1-5 are the peak imo, 6 and 7 are good but a little rockier, the specials and films are good as well. I'd honestly say to avoid anything post netflix and consider dont legalize it as the finale of the series, it works well as one anyway
season 7, a little after that has some tolerable episodes, but it's also hard watching them man.
With their guts and their giant heads, jules looking more like a steroid hawk, ricky becoming a living hot rod, and bubbles just looks like he is dying.
In comparison. somehow fricking Randy aged better.
Netflix seasons sucked, you were just watching a bunch of old fat men trying to act like they were 20 years younger. It was sad and pathetic
If Clattenburg is still involved, then it's good; that means avoid any of the Netflix revival or beyond.
Peak comfy kino
>That feeling when you watched Trailer Park Boys as it aired on showcase
>That feeling when TV will never reach those heights it did back in the mid 00s
>Tfw watching TPB and Kenny vs Spenny on the same channel
We used to be a real country.
Those are the only two things Canadians ever produced
You forgot to include Rush anon.
The pony tail fanny pack wearing nerds itt are going to seethe.
Reboot was good.
i always stop after season 7
the original run through season 7 + movies/specials are all good and some of the new episodes are very funny as well. the Netflix revival starts to get weak and sway in a lame direction but the 2 Out of the Park spinoff seasons made me laugh my ass off. Ricky in Europe trying to find feed and understand foreigners is hilarious
rip dunsworth, the netflix seasons might have been shit but never gave anything less than 110% as lahey
> 2 Out of the Park spinoff seasons
Those were actually decent because there were no shitty side characters or moronic plotlines. It was just the Boys hanging out with weirdos while on vacation. The ice sculpting competition made me piss myself laughing when it just devolved into them taking chainsaws to each other's sculptures. That one annoyong dude who was supposed to be their manager was insufferable, but thankfully he's not in the series too much.
Probably the last good thing they did tbh
those got grating really quickly for me. I was on board with the concept but everything they do ends up with them screaming themselves hoarse at eachother.
Well it wasn't as good as the original series but not as bad as the Netflix seasons. Same thing with the podcast. It was just nice watching them do something that wasn't complete shit for once.
I'm cool with that. I've seen them live twice and it's a fun vibe. I just get annoyed when they double-down on infighting. something about bubbles' hoarse upset voice just enrages my monkey brain.
The live shows were comfy. Bubbles became unbearable by season 8, at the latest.
Season 7 has a whole different vibe. It is quite comfy with a new set of scenery though. I would stop there.
A handful of the movies are good, especially Countdown To Liquor Day.
Honestly only their stand-up is bad.
All episodes, movies, etc. are good.
their stand-up, podcasts, and out of the park shit was all cringe. they aren't funny. they aren't comedians. they can't improv.
Some of their pod casts are hilarious. Just skip the special guest ones
Stop after 7.
I also really really hate "Don't Legalize It", it's so depressing and cynical whereas the series up to that point was black comedy cheerful
The second Netflix got their grubby little israelite hands on it. Soon as I saw that Snoop Dogg and Doug Benson were in it I swore off from ever watching it.
Weed humor was always in the show but under netflix it's just become an unending DUDE WEED catastrophe.
I wouldn't be surprised in the least if Seth Rogen was involved.
Also if you're looking for a horrible time, watch the pilot episode of the TPB animated series.
I can take or leave season 7, like most of the stuff before that.
season 8 is where it jumps the cheeseburger for sure
tfw you are an american that lived in canada for a few years and realize that TPB is incredibly close to the real thing
Bottle Kids!!
They took the sitcom route with all these celebrities stumbling their way into a trailer park.
Remember who white trash families like on Rosanne were suddenly running into Wayne Newton or the Brady Bunch mom.
if it has mike clattenberg's name on it then it's worth watching:
seasons 1 - 7
the xmas special
say goodnight to the bad guys
the first movie (which is weird and non-canon but not bad)
countdown to liquor day
don't legalize it
I still say Rush are fricking legends and are more than just goofy cameos to draw in a crowd beyond the normal TPB audience
You wasted time even engaging with a moron who's probably never listened to music or gone outside of his house since puberty.
Duh.
He's just a mumble rap homosexual who thinks all rock music is just "bad to the bone" on repeat.
>who thinks all rock music is just "bad to the bone" on repeat.
The idea someone's rock point of reference is Bad To The Bone is plausible and hilarious
i fricking hate that song and i like basically every classic rock cliche
It's technically a blues song but in a rock veneer.
so who's gonna post more trinity
definitely season 4. that episode where lahey is drunk and wearing a dress threatening to kill ricky and julien was just the most cringiest shit i've seen. pretty much stopped watching the show after that.
if you've ever lived in a Canadian trailer park you would realize that scene was very realistic
huh i thought that was a classic, the one where laheys puts on his uniform is kino
stop at the end of s6
>S6
I can't remember if The Movie fits chronologically, but if you're stopping at the end of S6 I think The Movie would be a good finale.
i just turned on the cartoon ep to see the hubbub and i turned it off when lahey got grabbed by an eagle, it wasn't just that it was unfunny but it actually felt like a bad trip and i wasnt down for that today
You saved yourself from the worst. Consider youself lucky.
NEVER go back.
People will think you're joking
Stop once you get to netflix. Season 7 is the last good season. I would also watch the Christmas special, "Say goodnight to the bad guys", and the first two movies. Don't legalize it is kinda shit.
People will say 5, 6, and 7 are trash but they need to get their head examined.
Green-shirted white boy rollin' around, he rollin' round the city, he rollin' round the town, he rollin' on a bike with a banana seat, he dissin' all the ma'frickas and hoes he meet
He Rollin' on his bike, he going to the store
for me, it's ricky using his junior hockey team to grow weed and do his escapade chores
Sounds like non-canon netshitz nonsense to me.
Smokes, let's go
8 for sure some people say 7 but they are wrong
yeah 7 isnt perfect but it is the ideal end to the show
Season 4 is when they start to become caricatures of eachother and starts to decline
What is this white people nonsense? Where's the DEI cast
there's a black character, moron. a disabled one, too
There's numerous black characters
>J ROC
>T
>Hydro
>DVD
>Mr Greene
>Levi
they're all believable and likable too
All are side characters that get one episode each. Larry Fink does not approve.
J ROC and T are in almost every episode.
>one episode each.
T is main chracter for the enitre series.
>There's numerous black characters
>>J ROC
J ROC is black though.
Nobody that spits fire like J-Roc can possibly be white
His mom dated black guys
>Microchimaeraism isn't rea-
"DVD" had me in stitches
Your president doesn't care about you, Ivan
The gulls were nipping at ya?
*crashes car into cable company’s truck*
“Who the frick are you guys?!
What the frick are you doin here?!
I hope you got insurance and shit!
*lights a cigarette*
Classic
I like when he's throwing tons of ridiculously large satellite dishes off the roof and he fricks up the cable van and his own car and then blames them for not having the shit properly installed in the first place.
ricky's physical humor is kind of underrated
what you lookin at my gut fer?
Nobody seems to realize this is the perfect metaphor for chicks who have their breasts out constantly and wear revealing clothes.
Why wear a shirt way to small and have that shit hanging out if it pisses you off when people look?
It seems ridiculous when a guy does it.
When it becomes HD
>What season does TPB get bad?
1
Is this show popular at all outside of America/Canada? Like do people in the UK watch it? It fascinates me that people would find small town Canada comfy as a Canadian but to be fair, trashy people exist everywhere.
Most of the people I know like Trailer Park Boys and I'm from Now Zealand.
It attracted the 'dude weed lmao' audience in the UK around 2012-2014 when Netflix started pushing it. But before then I think it was probably like 12 of us who knew a canadian who had put us up on it and liked the show for entirely different reasons than why the new goobers were watching.
>fascinates me that people would find small town Canada comfy
The show isn't about "small town Canada", it's about people that actually look out and care for each other as they try to make their lives better in their own ridiculous way. There's sincerity and honesty in this show, and that's what makes it great. It transcends "small town Canada" and appeals to universal human experiences.
It used to play at weird hours on channel 4 in the early 2000’s, I was early teens then and had no idea what the frick it was or if anyone else knew it existed but I thought it was hilarious.
t.bong
Fascinating. My experiences of trying to shill TPB on Cinemaphile 10 years ago was that bongs especially hated it. For me, I watched it on its original run on Showcase, catching season 1 in reruns before season 2 premiered. I think that was around 2003, surprised you lads also had it over there in the early 00s.
I'm honestly surprised, and kinda proud, it was popular outside of Atlantic Canada.
T. Dartmouth
That kind of low class was relatable across Canada. The comedic appeal of the show was that every town had a Ricky, Julian, and even Bubbles.
Good to hear. Though I kind of wonder how much longer that culture will last if it's not already gone.
German here. Bubble's band played some concerts here.
Me and my friends all watched it and I've talked to a decent number of other people who have as well
t. Swede
The first season and the first episode were the best. It was just a grounded mockumentary, before everyone became caricatures. I'll die on this hill.
"COPS from the criminals perspective" was the original idea. There is a reason Mike Clattenburg and Barry Dunn left the show. For anyone who has never read Trevor's(Michael Jackson) blog posts about why he left, they are incredibly eye opening about the behind the scenes of the early years on that show while it was initially finding its domestic success.
Got a link to it?
It's been long taken down on the original site but still archive via fans. Scroll down a few posts and you will see it.
https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=14214.0
>when i read the season 4 scripts i couldn't even believe what had happened to the show...talking puppets, mountain lions and bubbles dressed as a wrestler. it was obvious the show had jumped the shark and needed lame gimmicks for laughs. mike smith was now a writer on the show and the show also started to revolve around bubbles instead of julian or julian/ricky as it had in the past. as an artist i was ashamed of what the show had turned into.
t.Revor
Reading it, thanks.
Me too as I haven't read it in a long time now, lol.
>karen wentzell was still doing her organizing and the crew was working harder than ever. i couldn't believe how poorly the crew was treated and the crew turnover was ridiculous. it's normal to not always use the same crew but TPB was lying and pretending this thing was a huge family and everyone was friends.
He's right here. Check out the Trailer Park Boys "Hearts of Dartmouth" special that aired on Showcase if you haven't already. Not sure if it's on Netflix or not, I watched it umpteen years ago.
trevor was an butthole who thought he was going to be a famous actor. he forgot he was a bit part comedy relief on a low budget tv show. mr michael jackson has starred in zero things after he left, and he was bitter he never became "one of the boys." And Clattenburg and Dunn left because the show was over. Only netflix did the necromancy to bring it back because the boys kept doing stand up shows and were still popular.
>i spent 6 years working on TPB and the only person who was ever promoted during all of this was karen wentzell. i can't remember at what point but sometime around season 6 she became an associate producer. all of the crew who worked their asses off because of her incompetence never got a producer credit and what i'd imagine would be a significant raise and maybe even a share of the back end. what an insult, what an outrage
t. ~~*Karen Wentzell*~~
like i said, bitter. he wrote this when the show was definitively at it's peak and most popular and way before netflix.
Bitter that he got fricked out of money as a nobody overworking himself on a low rent Canadian production on a deep cable network channel most known for airing softcore porn. IF you actually read the shit you'd know he did much more behind the scenes besides being an actor. If you can't sympathize over a fellow gentile being fricked by the network and lawyer israelites then you are probably of the tribe yourself.
>antisemitic screeching in a tpb thread
cringe
>trailer park humour people on an a israelite-hating anime pedophile website shouldn't laugh at le israelite no no topic!!!
Go back to your subreddit. I would smash your brains against the cement with a hammer if you ever gave me the opportunity you homosexual cuckold zoomer moron spiritual Black person.
like i said, cringe.
>like i said, cringe.
cringe.
>thought he was going to be a famous actor.
>i'm not a good actor but i always tried to do the best job i could. even when the writing sucked and i knew it sucked i tried to create something special and to have a greedy lawyer without a creative bone in his fricking body tell me this really hurt.
t. ~~*(Mike Volpe*~~
all the OG seasons, plus specials are good. all the movies are good. around season 4 the show starts to tone shift away from a mockumentary to a sitcom. the netflix seasons are hit and miss. you'll find reason to enjoy them if you are a die hard, but they are objectively bad. The original cast slowly leaves the show or literally dies irl and they get replaced by friends or non-actors/celeb cameos. the plots become just become extreme caricatures. "jumping the cheeseburger."
why don't you just watch it all then you can decide for yourself what's shit and what's not?
Because I have a job and my free time is too valuable to waste watching slop
>my free time is too valuable
lol quite clearly it is not
Frick off. I got work to do.
It's really beyond astonishing that Corey and Trevor aren't "characters", they literally are those people in real life.
Don't know about Corey, but Trevor definitely is not.
Fried bologna is kino
>WHY THE FRICK'S THAT BOLOGNA COMIN' OFF THE SLICER?!
>when i looked around i just saw a bunch of people that were fat and tired. i told volpe in an email that season 6 would be the end for me. i told him that i would finish the movie and do as little or as much as they wanted from me for season 6 because i didn't want to frick clattenburg. volpe just kind of ignored me and didn't seem to take it seriously. i've never watched the big dirty. actually, i haven't watch any episodes since season 3 and i'm so ashamed of what the show has turned into it. i remember telling clattenburg that the only thing that could make me feel worse about my life would be to play bass for nickelback. TPB had become a sitcom and was the same lame joke over and over.
propane propane was the peak
>canadian ''''''''comedy''''''''
*stabs ricky and takes his chicken fingers*
>I'm on season 4 and it's still kino
I'm sorry for you, pal
morons doing lol drugs and being shitfaced drunk is not kino
The conky episode is when it jumped the shark
The show started to go to shit as soon as they tried to force Bubbles as a main character and not a side character
Bubbles was great in moderation as a fun side character but too much of him made the show suck
Hey, aren't you interested in the actor's music career?
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