It was already implied in one of the nu-lara games that Lara likes to travel around the world and frick foreign men (alongside her Hapa bestie) so it wouldn't really be rape
It suggests she wasn't into it when she was in Bulgaria but when they went to Kilimanjaro she states "who knew we'd run into so many cute guys? Certainly not Lara!" The last bit means she did in fact find them attractive.
What's funny is that in that same game, Lara had a potential white male love interest who dies simping for her halfway through the story. The more you read between the lines the funnier it gets
>There's an in-universe sex tape of Lara and Sam at a Bulgarian bar bathroom and an aids infested African hostel
Pretty bold for one of the most iconic female video game characters but alright
I always thought women got emotionally attached to men that they sleep with, so why would they want to travel around banging a bunch of foreign guys that they're never going to see again?
Cause the novelty and thrill let's them do it for a while, and then they begin to regret it. Then some continue to do it as a way of numbing out the shame. Also some chicks who get molesterized when they're young become compulsive nymphos.
>hikes one of most famous mountains on earth >tens of thousands of tourists from around the world every year >cuckbrains assume this is a nod to their fantasies
mentally ill freaks everywhere
So if it said that they met cute guys at the great wall of china are we just suppose to assume that none of them could have been Asian? It's not even just the kilimanjaro part, in that same game, all the white male characters died and all of Lara's non-white friends survived, think about the types of people who would write a game like that and think about what they would be implying here. I doubt the writers would want us to assume that Lara would go to an African country and then precede to hook up with white guys there.
>woman alone goes to third world country to find lost artifacts >encounters locals
if it doesn't cut to black here, its not going to be realistic or PG rated.
>gritty and realistic Tomb Raider movie be about?
Rich british heiress marries athlete (futbol or racecar driver) then soends her dad's fortune on returning British Museum artifacts to their home countries, where they are promptly "lost" or destroyed
it should be phoebe waller bridge lecturing the audience for 90 minutes about how unfair raiding tombs is to the native population and how we need to dismantle the patriarchy
Are there any real-life tombs or ancient structures that come anywhere near the intricacy and scale of the ones in Tomb Raider? I feel like a lot of real life ones are kind of small not that impressive
>What should
unironcially scion.
im not interested in political and social issues, but i want the mystery and the adventure!
i can play tomb raider I in my sleep! and i want those location to be set in place, different cultures, histories and artefacts dont messs it up rreeeee!
Classic Lara not really, but nu Lara (the one in OPs pic) quite possibly
It was already implied in one of the nu-lara games that Lara likes to travel around the world and frick foreign men (alongside her Hapa bestie) so it wouldn't really be rape
I find all these articles complaining about classic Tomb Raider being sexist pretty insulting. I doubt that people who write them ever played the old games.
I know it's a serious topic but how is it possible that an extremely attractive white woman goes to 3rd world countries and doesn't get constantly sexually harassed.
A pajeet kept calling my wife a bootiful lady and asking to marry her on our last holiday.
Because not all 3rd world countries are like India or Egypt.
Latin America has a lot of cute big bunda babes so the men there are already used to seeing sexy women almost naked.
Eastern Europe is the same thing except their women have big breasts instead of big bundas.
Arab women are almost always covered head to toe and pajeetas are just ugly.
they've been saying this for the past 10 years, it's obvious Crystal has 0 intention and 0 testosterone to bring classic Lara back
if they EVER do it, it will be because they're in deep financial shit
Nah. They don't careat all for the cahracter and when people mention Lara croft only the orginal comes to mind.
The other is just a hobo.
Nah, even Crystal Dynamics wanna go back to the old kind of Lara with future games.
They are forced to, becausetheir shit isn't popular, but it won't work, because nobody wants some shitty nuLara/Lara hybrid and it will stil be a shitty scanfaced nulara with some classic visual gimmick either way
A pulp adventure, with big-titted bombshell Lara doing ebil colonial shit like senselessly gunning down natives and taking their precious cultural artefacts to display in the foyer of her mansion, It's meant to be a cutting satire but it backfires.
An adventure through ancient temples and shit, except her clothes keep getting torn over the first quarter until she's completely naked and stays that way for the rest of the movie. Even including several scenes where she has the opportunity get dressed but instead chooses not too. The climax features her smuggling a rare artifact by stuffing it deep inside her uterus.
A childhood mystery solved! A Christian friend told me about this game as an example of how evil games were getting ("it's like Tomb Raider but she's a nudist!"). Hilarious this is what it turned out to be
>enemies are mostly interested in raping and enslaving her >she spends most of her time either in captivity or escaping then having to survive naked in the wilderness
A Tomb Raider movie wouldn't be gritty nor realistic ad it certainly wouldn't have that shitty reboot "Laura" in it.
Make something like Jolie Lara (but better) or adapt Tomb Raider 96. Classic Lara only (no pickaxe, no necklace, no bow)
no abs in this photo. you had 1 job OP.
1 JOB.
>abs through clothing
This isn't a comic book, son.
>prompting is hard!
>so is my penis!
An awful lot of attempted rape
>attempted
We need to go back.
Riiiiiimmmeeehhhh
It was already implied in one of the nu-lara games that Lara likes to travel around the world and frick foreign men (alongside her Hapa bestie) so it wouldn't really be rape
So it wasn't implied at all and in your own screenshot it says Lara was forced out to clubs by her friend
It suggests she wasn't into it when she was in Bulgaria but when they went to Kilimanjaro she states "who knew we'd run into so many cute guys? Certainly not Lara!" The last bit means she did in fact find them attractive.
That has absolutely nothing to do with anything you claimed in your last post
Wrong.
Nice, it's canon that Lara fricked African men.
No, that's gross and disgusting. Not "nice".
>Kratos and Duke Nukem have lots of casual sex
>Based
>Lara Croft does it
>That’s disgusting!
It's mostly the "African" part but yeah in general, too.
Lara Croft canonically never has consensual sex with adult humans.
Men and women aren't the same.
Have these people never seen East Africans irl before? They’re all scrawny goofy manlets, they’re just like jeets
Have a guess why that was written in to the game
What's funny is that in that same game, Lara had a potential white male love interest who dies simping for her halfway through the story. The more you read between the lines the funnier it gets
We can't stop losing, whitebros...
It's over.
Killamanjaro is in Tanzania. They don't look like Somalians.
>First stop Bulgaria
>Doesn't end up in the trunk of an 80s Volkswagen and sex trafficked to Turkey
>There's an in-universe sex tape of Lara and Sam at a Bulgarian bar bathroom and an aids infested African hostel
Pretty bold for one of the most iconic female video game characters but alright
NuLara isn't iconic.
>explore ruins
What ruins? In Tanzania?
I always thought women got emotionally attached to men that they sleep with, so why would they want to travel around banging a bunch of foreign guys that they're never going to see again?
Cause the novelty and thrill let's them do it for a while, and then they begin to regret it. Then some continue to do it as a way of numbing out the shame. Also some chicks who get molesterized when they're young become compulsive nymphos.
>hikes one of most famous mountains on earth
>tens of thousands of tourists from around the world every year
>cuckbrains assume this is a nod to their fantasies
mentally ill freaks everywhere
So if it said that they met cute guys at the great wall of china are we just suppose to assume that none of them could have been Asian? It's not even just the kilimanjaro part, in that same game, all the white male characters died and all of Lara's non-white friends survived, think about the types of people who would write a game like that and think about what they would be implying here. I doubt the writers would want us to assume that Lara would go to an African country and then precede to hook up with white guys there.
no the writers don't want you to conveniently validate your cuck fetish, you're doing that yourself
You probably need to get outside more, anon.
Unrealistic search. No way in hell he wouldn't go for the boobs first.
whats this from? i dont remember a tomb raider that looked like this
It's a mod for uncharted lost legacy which takes place in India
>White woman scantily clad in India
>Not being mobbed and hounded by shitskins.
Immersion ruined.
Modern Lara gets raped and cries, classic Lara does the raping and laughs
Not a very sexy face for a mod. What a waste of effort. Also the boobs are still too small.
It's super realistic, beautiful white woman travels to other countries and gets sexually assaulted because of Dumb suburban white girl syndrome
FRISK THEM TIDDIES TWICE
There's a lot of Tom Raider movies like this in rule34video.com
>woman alone goes to third world country to find lost artifacts
>encounters locals
if it doesn't cut to black here, its not going to be realistic or PG rated.
her rape and torture detailed for 2 hours and then a 5 minute escape sequence
i hate when they have "happy" endings at the end of marathon gangrape porn. she should be mindbroken and discarded or sold off
I prefer the girl getting snuffed at the end but I’m just a psycho like that
eh, when they're dead their problems are over
It's a video game you literally can have multiple endings.
>gritty and realistic Tomb Raider movie be about?
Rich british heiress marries athlete (futbol or racecar driver) then soends her dad's fortune on returning British Museum artifacts to their home countries, where they are promptly "lost" or destroyed
Something based on the studio-pirrate porn comics
So what did they do during the hour long install?
Lots of sex.
Anal, veganal, oral, cunnilingus, etc.
That should have been me.
That was probably the best thing to ever happen to that kid. Living the dream!
imagine how many times he fapped remembering that day.
Imaging peaking at 9
GOOD MORNING SIR
it should be phoebe waller bridge lecturing the audience for 90 minutes about how unfair raiding tombs is to the native population and how we need to dismantle the patriarchy
Should be about Lara friendzoning Jonah
That's some next level moronic shit right there
You've entered the wrong thread for lack of cheese and cringe.
Something like I spit on your grave.
>schoolboy fantasy
she was popularwith everyone and had lots of female fans. Those fricking morons really hate that character.
Lara doesn't frick Africans, Asians, or anyone else for that matter. She fricks horses.
She gets sexual gratification from forcibly confining geriatric house staff.
Are there any real-life tombs or ancient structures that come anywhere near the intricacy and scale of the ones in Tomb Raider? I feel like a lot of real life ones are kind of small not that impressive
That chinese emperor who's tomb was full of Mercury I think?
They won't even open this homies tomb
>we don't have le technology
I ain't buyin it there's nothing in there I bet better to keep the mystery alive
Nah they fear awakening the immortal emperor and having him overthrow the CCP
They fear that the corpse is white.
More likely he's still immortal and the chinks have to give up communism and follow their emperor
That's a neat idea for a scifi/fantasy film.
There are ancient cities in the Amazon rainforest that are completely overgrown by foliage and only visible using LIDAR..
The Egyptian pyramids are pretty complex within and have booby traps.
>and have booby traps.
Um no they certainly do not.
Man, Cinemaphile really is getting browner every day.
Just wait'll AI reaches a new high and NPCs are just doing weird shit on their own. Like Oblivion's NPCs but actually happening.
>What should
unironcially scion.
im not interested in political and social issues, but i want the mystery and the adventure!
i can play tomb raider I in my sleep! and i want those location to be set in place, different cultures, histories and artefacts dont messs it up rreeeee!
It's Lara canonically a bawd?
she's british, so yes.
Classic Lara not really, but nu Lara (the one in OPs pic) quite possibly
The Tomb Raider franchise should be about non-stop rape, ryona and NTR. Anything less would be a bummer.
Such a shit and boring character with no visual appeal.
Remember when people deigned cool and sexy shit?
I find all these articles complaining about classic Tomb Raider being sexist pretty insulting. I doubt that people who write them ever played the old games.
They rereleased the old trilogy recently . They even patched it to remove some innocuous pinup posters of Lara
Reminder that
>it's not happening
>it's happening but that's a good thing
>you deserved this
Fricking travesty.
Except that they were removed by accident and a patch has restored them, chud.
3 for me
Anal
I know it's a serious topic but how is it possible that an extremely attractive white woman goes to 3rd world countries and doesn't get constantly sexually harassed.
A pajeet kept calling my wife a bootiful lady and asking to marry her on our last holiday.
That's why she carries guns.
In the original games she just shoots everyone.
Because not all 3rd world countries are like India or Egypt.
Latin America has a lot of cute big bunda babes so the men there are already used to seeing sexy women almost naked.
Eastern Europe is the same thing except their women have big breasts instead of big bundas.
Arab women are almost always covered head to toe and pajeetas are just ugly.
Hue here, are you trying to imply rape isn't a problem in brazil? lol
I think it's a solution in Brazil.
Are you trying to imply that Brazil has a rape problem bigger than India?
lol
When your custom character is in a cutscene.
Good thing she's got a safety rope for that 2 foot drop
qt autist.
Modern day Ginger Rogers here.
Heh
The demo for this game was better than porn as a teenager
Better than porn even now tbh. But maybe that's nostalgia.
pusy
HORSE
wiener
Best Lara.
So she goes into a tomb
And then she raids it
I hate how nu-Lara has replaced classic Lara in the minds of zoomers. RIP Vidya Queen.
Nah, even Crystal Dynamics wanna go back to the old kind of Lara with future games.
they've been saying this for the past 10 years, it's obvious Crystal has 0 intention and 0 testosterone to bring classic Lara back
if they EVER do it, it will be because they're in deep financial shit
Nah. They don't careat all for the cahracter and when people mention Lara croft only the orginal comes to mind.
The other is just a hobo.
They are forced to, becausetheir shit isn't popular, but it won't work, because nobody wants some shitty nuLara/Lara hybrid and it will stil be a shitty scanfaced nulara with some classic visual gimmick either way
A pulp adventure, with big-titted bombshell Lara doing ebil colonial shit like senselessly gunning down natives and taking their precious cultural artefacts to display in the foyer of her mansion, It's meant to be a cutting satire but it backfires.
An adventure through ancient temples and shit, except her clothes keep getting torn over the first quarter until she's completely naked and stays that way for the rest of the movie. Even including several scenes where she has the opportunity get dressed but instead chooses not too. The climax features her smuggling a rare artifact by stuffing it deep inside her uterus.
>The climax features her smuggling a rare artifact by stuffing it deep inside her uterus.
>Not her butthole
No room. Where do you think she keeps her guns? Her bladder's already stuffed with extra ammo mags.
A childhood mystery solved! A Christian friend told me about this game as an example of how evil games were getting ("it's like Tomb Raider but she's a nudist!"). Hilarious this is what it turned out to be
>What should a gritty and realistic Tomb Raider movie be about?
Wish I could get AI to make my thinly veiled fetish
Sauce?
Sadly it's just from an anon on Cinemaphile that refused to share his prompts.
Hard to imagine there is someone out there who faps to Lara and little boys but here we are. Good job Cinemaphile
shotagays are closet gays
Entixingly pale
Needs hairy pussy & pits.
>enemies are mostly interested in raping and enslaving her
>she spends most of her time either in captivity or escaping then having to survive naked in the wilderness
>we have Katniss at home
A Tomb Raider movie wouldn't be gritty nor realistic ad it certainly wouldn't have that shitty reboot "Laura" in it.
Make something like Jolie Lara (but better) or adapt Tomb Raider 96. Classic Lara only (no pickaxe, no necklace, no bow)
BIG
DUSTY
TOOMS!
Lara finds an ancient supplement and becomes a super hero
Ulgy boring dogshit character. Kill it already
The one we had in 00s was perfect
Lara in trouble ep 1-7
Lara gets trapped in a ruin with a leopard. In the second act they fall in love, Passion in the Desert style. Directed by noname55.
Yep, it's Kino.
For me, it's Ellen Rocche
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