What should happen in Incredibles 3?
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What should happen in Incredibles 3?
What should happen in Incredibles 3?
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written and directed by shadman
I came multiple times to "her" Incredibles comics
Did the perv go troony?
the porn addict to pedo to troony pipeline
Its shadwoman now.
QRD?
Shadman is a porn addicted pedophile, and after years of watching porn where the woman exaggerates her pleasure with constant performative moaning, he naturally began imagining that pleasure, then imagining himself as the woman, and then imagining himself as a woman even on the rare occasion when he wasn't watching porn.
This will also be the character arc for Mr/Mrs. Incredible in the 3rd movie, as Elastigirl watches on helplessly.
>after years of watching porn where the woman exaggerates her pleasure with constant performative moaning, he naturally began imagining that pleasure, then imagining himself as the woman, and then imagining himself as a woman even on the rare occasion when he wasn't watching porn.
I'm sure its like looking into a mirror for you. Anime and overly performative porno moaning are the dual fathers of modern troonism.
Cinema.
Sinema.
Helen Parr should squeeze me the viewer against a wall with her massive squischy bubblegum ass
I get to have a three-way with Helen and Aunt Cass from Big Hero 6.
Make it about Violet.
I don't care what the plot is but her ass should start growing like her mom's
shes 32. Its time. Also, she was 14 when I was 14 is it wrong to enjoy the rule 34
Yes but you'll do it anyway
32? The film's set in 1962 so she's like, 75
Does Violet have natural black hair or does she dye? Since the rest of her family are all brunettes or blonds.
Black hair with light haired parents happens
My dads blond and mother very light brown and i have black hair, its a genetic thing like gingers. Just happens
Holy lmao
Enjoy never meeting your real father and not knowing your mother is a prostitute
She's a goth, it's obviously dyed
Did goth's even exist during the 60s?
She's just ahead of the curve
paternity tests don't exist in their universe
Wasn't Helen sub plot in the first movie is believing that Bob was going on these "businesses trips" to bone someone else? I don't know why she would cheat if she clearly loves her husband so much.
Understand women.
fund it
>but her ass should start growing like her mom's
but that's basically the plot of that one anime where the girl—hold on, ill finish this post later. Someone is at the doo
Violet's phonecam vids the FBI is hoarding.
Violet penetration. Cute girl. Cotton pantsu.
> pick up the exact moment the 2nd movie left off
> another member of the family makes the exact same mistakes mr incredible made in the first movie and elastagirl made in the second movie
Fight a stand in for Galactus
more violet ryona
one of the characters gets cancer as a side effect of their superpower so they go on a quest to find a guy with healing powers without being sure one even exists
Elastic ass job and a semi transparent pump sesh
New super hero appears who is a Disney PG-13 version of homelander who begins to mog the entire family with his array of abilities. Public loves him but he's secretly a douchebag only interested in gaining the public's trust as a means to maintain his celebrity status. He wabts to eliminate all other heroes until only he alone remains so he can be worshipped like a god. Also he wears a cape and that somehow leads to his downfall.
I mean that’s partially syndrome in the first movie innit
Why the FRICK are all Elastigirl porn vids terribly animated/made? Even the ones with great physics they just fail to make her as hot as the film version. They give her over animated teeth or the eyes are off and the VAs are shit
I like the crossover ones with Aunt Cass but the dude who makes them always spends more time focusing on Cass. I'm sick of all the Aunt Cass porn. Elastigirl needs some love.
expecting internet animators who are paid peanuts to come even close to matching the quality of two hundred million dollar pixar movies
Im not asking for high quality. Bad quality models can look attractive too. They can use mmd for all i care and people can do this with other stuff ive seen it. But they cant do it with dreamworks and pixar characters for some reason
>paid peanuts
Shut up Black person
Most high profile porn animators live way above average. Its just the same problem as with streamgays. Theyre too degenerate to manage resources once they obtain a lot.
homie, unless you're making diaper fur porn for high rolling furry artists, none of these porn artists make enough to rival proper professional work. Fricking pros are barely scraping by. You think some Twitter autist is making more than them?
If they made high quality work, yes. I've unironically paid $1k for erotic fanfic between Claire Redfield and Sherry Birkin, and have about $10k set aside for it to be (partially) animated. I'm not into fur, but if some of these artists would just broaden their horizons they'd find me waiting with a checkbook. I had one that did some really good V/Judy Alvarez stills that I wanted to check on, I clicked their profile, its wall to wall blacked shit. So I closed it. They self sabotage, and they self limit. But the money is out there.
>I've unironically paid $1k for erotic fanfic between Claire Redfield and Sherry Birkin
wait, do you mean fanfic as in actual fanfic as in a written story? How do I find suckers like you?
What other kind is there? Yes, written stories. To find me, post well written erotica stories features characters and pairings I like somewhere I'll find, like AO3, and have commission info in your author profile. If you're garbage, don't bother. If you can't use tags properly so that when I search for F/F in Star Trek I see all your gay ass Kirk/Spock stories, REALLY don't bother.
i’m a published author so i’m gonna do this on the side, thanks for the tip
No problem, if you're any good maybe we'll find each other. I'll give you a bit more advice, and this is what separates the people I pay big money to and the people I ignore - I don't just want to read about sex, I was to read about specific characters having sex in a specific environment. If Bellatrix is raping Hermione, that's great, but it needs to feel like the real Bellatrix, the real Hermione, everything has to be authentic. The smut is only half the equation, most can't get that, they'll write about characters they don't even know anything about beyond browsing a wiki, and it shows.
And you'll have to write 2-3 freebies first just so people can see what you do, you can't post up and take commissions and nobody even knows if you suck ass or not.
ty, but yeah I think that just comes naturally. obviously you want to inhabit the consciousness of a character because the two recognisable, embodied beings people are fans of realistically engaging with one another and talking and behaving in a way they conceivably could is most of the appeal. otherwise it’s just a cosplay porn parody and is boring. recreating details of the prose styling of whatever you are basing the story off helps, because in that case people have expectations for the amount of appropriate detail or whatever
>I've unironically paid $1k for erotic fanfic between Claire Redfield and Sherry Birkin
Is it set during RE2 or 6? Asking for a friend.
Right after RE2.
Please give me a plot synopsis
Claire, Sherry, and Leon escape the city, and encounter a military quarantine. Leon goes off to help off-screen, Claire and Sherry are stuck in a motel together under isolation. There's no a/c, it's hot, and even the water is being rationed as things get under control. Their clothes are filthy, and so are they, and obviously they aren't carrying spare outfits around. They've got enough water to do a little sink laundry, and for one shower, so they do the only thing they can - strip and share a shower. Sherry's a little nervous, and so is Claire, but compared to what they just did, what's the big deal really? They're both girls after all, nothing they haven't seen before. Sherry stares a little at Claire, and Claire stares a little at Sherry, but its an uneventful shower.
Later that night, they're in bed together, Sherry can't sleep, Claire's already asleep, so she does what she normally does when she can't sleep: try to jerk off, albeit very stealthily. Problem is Claire ISN'T actually asleep, but its okay: awkward as it is, she's a little pent up herself, and she can't blame Sherry for needing a little solace given everything that happened. Claire even starts touching herself a bit, both girls trying to hide it from the other, until Sherry realizes she's being watched. Whoops!
Lots of embarrassment, apologizing, reassuring, etc. Anyways, they end up jerking off together, then an increasing escalation of sexual acts, anything you think is likely and maybe a few things that aren't.
All in all its an okay story, but I wasn't totally happy with how it turned out, there was a little bit of editorializing of my specs, which is always a risk with these commissions. I plan to go back and just write it myself some day if I ever get time.
>its wall to wall blacked shit. So I closed it
While I do think that's based, it could be because nigcels pay a lot for that
Like of I was an artist and some dude paid me 6x the amount to draw some degenerate shit, I'd do it, as long as it's not illegal or gross enough to make me vomit
Considering not even redmoa can nail her, I guess her art style is just particularly hard to model
And what of good Dezmall?
Even her non-animated pron is largely miss. A lot of 3D artists just kinda suck, or prefer to do their own thing. I'm not an artist, so I don't have a lot of the same hangups artist types do. The annoying twitter-hire VAs bother me more than anything else. I always just mute the animations. Can't wait until AI voice cloning comes back.
Not goths specifically, but there were vamps and femme fatals. The "dark lady" aesthetic goes back pretty far.
Could be that the model itself is outdated (then again, Skuddbutt's new Gwen model looks worse than the one he made years ago). It was made years ago by an amateur (instead of being ripped from the source like video game models are) so it probably doesn't led itself well to complex poses/animations and I noticed that the textures look pretty flat too.
>animated family super hero movie
>better start pushing for lesbian porn even though they're literally mother and daughter and one is portrayed as not even being out of high school
Every fricking time. KYS.
>le anti degen soapboxing on Cinemaphile.org
Are you done?
Most modern anons are disgusting
This. Dyke incest is cringe. Oyakodon is where it's at.
Sex
Jak-Jak tries to find his own place as a late teen/early adult, & stops a villain.
Dash is crown up, one of the most popular superheroes in the world & has a great life doing everything he dreamed of as a kid but also very responsible in vo trust to his youth. Violet is also a part time superhero, she used to do it full time but settled down with a normie husband & is now happy with her family life. Mr. & Mrs. Incredible have long since retired after having their second revival.
Jak-Jak has a lot of power & a lot of powers, but he needs the confidence & the skill of knowing what to bring to bear on any given situation. He has the potential to be the greatest superhero ever seen if only he could sort himself out. He is trying to make a name for himself but also thematically trying to come up with the name of his superhero persona, as a "who am I?" metaphor.
So after a few bad starts & a lot of struggle as a new female villain seeks to stop all the superheroes by stealing all their powers for herself (tying back to Syndrome & Screenslaver's envy of superheroes) Jakjak with have to stop her all by himself. Dash looses his powers halfway through & has a moment of crisis. It was sort of Jakjak's fault but Dash doesn't hold it against his brother, he isn't mad, just full of hopelessness because everyone looks up yo him. He has a moment with Violet where she tells him how awesome it is to be a mom & how she only uses her powers to occasoonally protect the kids & uses her invisibility to eat snacks without anyone knowing. She's leading a full life even if she never had any powers & Dash takes inspiration in that to finally settle down with his love interest & commit. Jakjak feeling lost visits his mom & dad, & has a heart to heart with Bob about being a superhero. Bob tells him he never cared about the name & how Mr. Incredible was just something the newspapers wrote & it stuck. He tells Jakjak that no matter what he does, he is Incredible.
The climax sees Jakjak using all of his powers in a fight against the villain who has all of the stolen powers. Violet also suits up for a bit but plays a relatively minor part. Jakjak wins & introduces himself to the world as "the new Mr Incredible"
They shouldn't age, the family angle is half the appeal
It's still about family. It's about legacy & still being a family once you've grown up. Most movies just have everyone go their separate ways
pretty good
would watch
Entire family dies
Incredibles 1 was a reflection of the time; superheroes were a tired concept that had its day, but some old names were still hanging on and waiting for a resurgence.
Incredibles 2 should have had a time skip and reflected superheroes at their new zenith, but also showing that they had to go bigger and flashier to keep the public's eye, with a hint that it wasn't sustainable.
This would set the scene for Incredibles 3, where they see the writing on the wall and realise that if they don't make a change, they'll be back to where they started and possibly in an even worse position.
Dash impregnates Helen and Violet in a 6-hour non-stop sex marathon.
Mr. Incredible watches Elastigirl and Frozone.
Someone got that webm of Elastigirl looking at the mirror?