Why would an actor go up on stage and commit assault on national television at an award show knowing that Chris is going to sue his was?
Will Smith ain't that ghetto. Is he trying to get back in the rap game?
A normal person would have ignored it. Or waited until the cameras were off for the slap.
But sure ghosts are fake, aliens are fake, god is fake, celebrity drama real.
Stupid ass fricking people.
Pedowood is derailing and distracting from the fake pandemic, warmongering, oil refinery planned explosions and inevitable collapse of fake debt based economy.
How convenient is it that the Amber vs Depp trial (both actors) has hidden the discussion in the astronomical raise in food and fuel.
It is staged. All of you gleefully claim every actual event that happens like shootings or terrorist attacks are faked, yet a Hollywood movie award show is above faking events for ratings? You morons probably thought the Superbowl nipple slip was real too.
That's a sarcastic retorhicle question becuase you dont need to be a good actor to yell or slap someone becuase only an idot would think otherwise.
I where did this meme come from that Will Smith is a bad Actor?? he's fine, Tom Cruise style he's got no range be he can sell material and you belive it when he talks. He always been like this he's been seen as bad at acting ecept for copes from this event.
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>you dont need to be a good actor to yell or slap someone becuase only an idot would think otherwise.
Watch the fricking Fresh Prince, or Independence Day, or Men in Black. You'll notice that Smith CANNOT "yell or slap someone" in a serious manner that's halfway believable. He's notoriously overacting every single motion or emotion. He could not have pulled off a measured performance of what we saw take place.
>it was for ratings >show was long over when anyone knew about it. >wasn't in the majority of broadcasts. >ratings were over and irrelevant before anyone was talking about it.
Brilliant theory, anon.
>end of the show even though it wasn’t the end of the show >people still talking about the Oscars all this time after >WHAT?!? HOLLYWOOD WOULD NEVER FAKE AN EVENT FOR PUBLICITY
This is a pretty genius form of viral marketing. Think about it for a sec, "The Slap" was so newsworthy because it "took place at the most public event imaginable, the Oscars" which relies on the premise that The Oscars is still this cultural event and milestone that the entire earth waits on waited breath for. It's not only advertising for The Oscars, it is specifically portraying the show as if it still retains the cultural legacy and importance that it once had. It's a perfect piece of messaging because all this is subconscious to the actual event of the slap
i saw the opposite
autists didnt care
but all the norimes who bought into covid were saying this was fake i guess as a way to make amends for falling for covid
Replied with a joke of his own while VERBALLY defending his wife in good humor. That way he gets to look like a good guy and still be seen as defending her honor (not that she deserves it).
Stand up and leave with Jada, and as you walk away if Chris attempts to make a funny comment, respond with the "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FRICKING MOUTH!" bit.
>What should have Will Smith actually done in this situation?
not agreed to fake the slappening just for an academy award
but he obviously sold his soul decades ago so no loss
>Will, do you know that on the day of the Columbine massacre, the US dropped more bombs on Kosovo than any other day? >I do know that, and I think that's really ironic, that nobody said 'well maybe the President had an influence on this violent behavior' Because that's not the way the media wants to take it and spin it, and turn it into fear, because then you're watching television, you're watching the news, you're being pumped full of fear, there's floods, there's AIDS, there's murder, cut to commercial, buy the Acura, buy the Colgate, if you have bad breath they're not going to talk to you, if you have pimples, the girl's not going to frick you, and it's just this campaign of fear, and consumption, and that's what I think it's all based on, the whole idea of 'keep everyone afraid, and they'll consume.'
vice grip clasp his head around both ears and then start vigorously making out with him. THEN when he pushes you off, get him cancelled for homophobia.
My sister told me that she saw a guy wearing a shirt with cropped hentai at the gym and asked him what doujin the image was cropped from and the guy dropped all of his spaghetti. She was asking in perfect seriousness too and not in the b***hy sarcastic way that roasties do when they want to mock someone.
This, or just going up to Chris pushing the mic out of earshot and telling him that that joke isn’t cool and he’d appreciate he not do it. Chris would probably be equally as taken aback if he asked him straight out
Well yes that too, I only wrote what I wrote from the perspective of Will, if he wanted to satisfy Jada and do something. But what he should have done for his career was just nothing, and stay in his seat.
literally nothing could be done, chris is an butthole for putting him in that situation, 50 wouldn't do it like that he would offer his advice privately
The only sane response. Am I the only adult left of the chins? Is everyone here pretending or are they really this autistic? It can't be real I'm autistic as frick. There is no way everyone here is more fricked than me.
His wife was using sex as a weapon against him, any case of public cheating from a woman is normally this, and Will fricked up by giving her weapon power.
The correct move would've been to not play her game. Take an attitude of "frick whoever you want I know you're not doing it for you" and leave her completely disarmed. What he did was play COMPLETELY into her hands by taking the shame she served him resulting in his overaction.
High school girls who frick within a singular friend group do this exact same technique and it's crazy that a guy who survived in the belly of Hollywood for as long as Will did didn't have more wisdom.
the joke wasnt even that bad, no one would have remembered if he just let it go. its like a greek tragedy but not even remotely interesting or meaningful in any way.
How else are you supposed to let the world know you ain't no cuck even though you are? Bully the guy who wrote a sitcom about being constantly bullied. Will is the worst of us.
Laughed at the joke and done nothing. If he wasn't such a fricking cuckolded moron that's exactly what would have happened. The shameful part is that he even did laugh until he saw that Jada was mad about it. Total fricking cuck to the extreme.
He should have done absolutely nothing. He was hours away from actually being considered a serious actor after decades of trying to shake off the fresh Prince, and now thanks to this he’s an even bigger joke than before. For what? To defend the honour of his ugly cheating wife, who seems disgusted by his very existence?
I remember everyone saying this was staged. Boy did the autists have a field day on that one. It involved actors so they must be acting.
Autistic people on Cinemaphile. Imagine my shock
i turned my pictures, other stuff, and television upside down that night
Why would an actor go up on stage and commit assault on national television at an award show knowing that Chris is going to sue his was?
Will Smith ain't that ghetto. Is he trying to get back in the rap game?
A normal person would have ignored it. Or waited until the cameras were off for the slap.
But sure ghosts are fake, aliens are fake, god is fake, celebrity drama real.
Stupid ass fricking people.
Will Smith and Chris Rock are terrible actors
Pedowood is derailing and distracting from the fake pandemic, warmongering, oil refinery planned explosions and inevitable collapse of fake debt based economy.
How convenient is it that the Amber vs Depp trial (both actors) has hidden the discussion in the astronomical raise in food and fuel.
Add false flag shootings and subsequent discussions about gun control to that list of convenient media focus.
Of course channers try to cover up mass shootings they caused
KEEP FRICKING MY WIFE IN HER FRICKING MOUTH!
Cause it was.
wow you remember a month ago? big brain anon
It is staged. All of you gleefully claim every actual event that happens like shootings or terrorist attacks are faked, yet a Hollywood movie award show is above faking events for ratings? You morons probably thought the Superbowl nipple slip was real too.
I'd believe your theory if Will Smith was actually a decent actor. But he is not. He could never fake something like that.
do you need tobe a good actor to walk up and slap someome, maybe yell?
you got playd for merketing and you are coping with nonsense.
>do you need tobe a good actor to walk up and slap someome, maybe yell?
No. Not a good one. But a much better actor than Will Smith.
That's a sarcastic retorhicle question becuase you dont need to be a good actor to yell or slap someone becuase only an idot would think otherwise.
I where did this meme come from that Will Smith is a bad Actor?? he's fine, Tom Cruise style he's got no range be he can sell material and you belive it when he talks. He always been like this he's been seen as bad at acting ecept for copes from this event.
>you dont need to be a good actor to yell or slap someone becuase only an idot would think otherwise.
Watch the fricking Fresh Prince, or Independence Day, or Men in Black. You'll notice that Smith CANNOT "yell or slap someone" in a serious manner that's halfway believable. He's notoriously overacting every single motion or emotion. He could not have pulled off a measured performance of what we saw take place.
>it was for ratings
>show was long over when anyone knew about it.
>wasn't in the majority of broadcasts.
>ratings were over and irrelevant before anyone was talking about it.
Brilliant theory, anon.
>end of the show even though it wasn’t the end of the show
>people still talking about the Oscars all this time after
>WHAT?!? HOLLYWOOD WOULD NEVER FAKE AN EVENT FOR PUBLICITY
every excuse these people come up with reads like a cope for their own gullibility.
> "no it was real this time i swear, IM NOT DUMB!'
wait people still unironically belive it wasn't marketing??
are you children haha
Marketing what exactly?
The Oscar show itself. Without the slap, nobody would have given the smallest frick about them.
This is a pretty genius form of viral marketing. Think about it for a sec, "The Slap" was so newsworthy because it "took place at the most public event imaginable, the Oscars" which relies on the premise that The Oscars is still this cultural event and milestone that the entire earth waits on waited breath for. It's not only advertising for The Oscars, it is specifically portraying the show as if it still retains the cultural legacy and importance that it once had. It's a perfect piece of messaging because all this is subconscious to the actual event of the slap
I really think it was just a nig, nogging dude.
The Oscars, Chris Rock, Will Smith, The smih family, Every single media outlet and celebrity who commented on it, Hollywood.
>Frog poster
>moronic
Ah yes I see
>are you children haha
unironically yes, or morons, women, or phoneposters
anyone not realizing the slappening was staged are double digit iq, which is almost everyone in 2022
noticed as soon as will said FRICKING
he was legit mad
It wasn’t staged at all, but it was certainly engineered, intentionally or not
>ITS REALBECAUSE....IT JUST IS OK? ACTORS WOULD NEVER ACT!!!!!
i saw the opposite
autists didnt care
but all the norimes who bought into covid were saying this was fake i guess as a way to make amends for falling for covid
shut up and dribble
>walk up on stage
>Jada, I never loved you
>shoots himself in head
Replied with a joke of his own while VERBALLY defending his wife in good humor. That way he gets to look like a good guy and still be seen as defending her honor (not that she deserves it).
If he'd been white, he would have chuckled at Chris's dumb joke and moved on. He shamed his race.
Stand up and leave with Jada, and as you walk away if Chris attempts to make a funny comment, respond with the "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FRICKING MOUTH!" bit.
Chris isn't the bad guy in this dumbass. He's being used by a shitty woman as much as Will is.
He could have done a song
>"I could come up there and slap ya, but I'll stay here and rap for ya...ha ha"
>ha ha ha ha
>heeeeere come the men in black
this
>man you can drop DEAAAAAHHHHD
Based Fesh Pince viewer.
[EXTREMELY LOUD LAUGH TRACK]
I don't see what's so bad. who hasn't wanted to slap chris rock? after seeing his last special a few years back I wanted to slap him too.
Laugh and shrug like a normal person.
This. If Will had just chuckled and Rock moved on to the next joke it would've been completely forgotten about.
>What should have Will Smith actually done in this situation?
not agreed to fake the slappening just for an academy award
but he obviously sold his soul decades ago so no loss
Will shouldn't have done a single thing to him. He should have listened to what Chris had to say, and that's what no one did.
>Will, do you know that on the day of the Columbine massacre, the US dropped more bombs on Kosovo than any other day?
>I do know that, and I think that's really ironic, that nobody said 'well maybe the President had an influence on this violent behavior' Because that's not the way the media wants to take it and spin it, and turn it into fear, because then you're watching television, you're watching the news, you're being pumped full of fear, there's floods, there's AIDS, there's murder, cut to commercial, buy the Acura, buy the Colgate, if you have bad breath they're not going to talk to you, if you have pimples, the girl's not going to frick you, and it's just this campaign of fear, and consumption, and that's what I think it's all based on, the whole idea of 'keep everyone afraid, and they'll consume.'
>and that is why the President was not a good friend
>if you have bad breath they're not going to talk to you, if you have pimples, the girl's not going to frick you
who disagrees with this
whoa............
vice grip clasp his head around both ears and then start vigorously making out with him. THEN when he pushes you off, get him cancelled for homophobia.
stunning and/or brave
That guy is going to attract mostly homosexuals or traps.
ummm traps don't go to the gym sweaty, we wear thigh highs and play league all day lol.
Would this work?
>that gorilla on the left
yuck
My sister told me that she saw a guy wearing a shirt with cropped hentai at the gym and asked him what doujin the image was cropped from and the guy dropped all of his spaghetti. She was asking in perfect seriousness too and not in the b***hy sarcastic way that roasties do when they want to mock someone.
I believe this story actually happened
Divorced from his wife. She clearly doesn't respect him.
YO, KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR FRICKING WIFE
Everything he did before he got out of his seat. Leave the show. File for divorce the next day. Remarry with someone who isn't a complete psychopath.
Lauhed at it like a Man and not let his harpy wife influence him the way he did.
I would love to know what Patrice would make of this.
Slapped Jada.
Honestly if he just asked for the mic then said "My wife did not appreciate that joke, Chris" then left the stage.
This, or just going up to Chris pushing the mic out of earshot and telling him that that joke isn’t cool and he’d appreciate he not do it. Chris would probably be equally as taken aback if he asked him straight out
Well yes that too, I only wrote what I wrote from the perspective of Will, if he wanted to satisfy Jada and do something. But what he should have done for his career was just nothing, and stay in his seat.
shake his head and look into the camera as if he was embarassed for chris rock. maybe do a jim face.
Laughed at the joke the comedian on stage said about the multi million dollar celebrity sitting in the front row.
literally nothing could be done, chris is an butthole for putting him in that situation, 50 wouldn't do it like that he would offer his advice privately
can someone please translate into English? thank you
I didn't pass my Ebonics class because I missed out on the lobotomy. Translation?
Loudmouth black manchild acting out because no father. Many such cases.
Mock disapprovingly shake his head.
Laugh it off and then talk to him off stage like an adult
The only sane response. Am I the only adult left of the chins? Is everyone here pretending or are they really this autistic? It can't be real I'm autistic as frick. There is no way everyone here is more fricked than me.
slapped his wife
His wife was using sex as a weapon against him, any case of public cheating from a woman is normally this, and Will fricked up by giving her weapon power.
The correct move would've been to not play her game. Take an attitude of "frick whoever you want I know you're not doing it for you" and leave her completely disarmed. What he did was play COMPLETELY into her hands by taking the shame she served him resulting in his overaction.
High school girls who frick within a singular friend group do this exact same technique and it's crazy that a guy who survived in the belly of Hollywood for as long as Will did didn't have more wisdom.
Laugh at the funny joke.
That's it.
Go on stage, high five Chris, then roast the lying cheating prostitute c**t and dump her publicly.
Based
This would have been imaginable kino but Will is far too stupid for it.
Initially, he laughed at the joke. At that point, he was in a situation with no winning position. He could only choose who would be mad at him.
>make up with w*man later over some petty shit or permanently stain public image in vain
Brilliant decision
He still sees himself as a rapper. Backing down is a show of weakness.
laugh.
His wife is a cheating prostitute who gets off on humiliating him. She doesn't deserved to be defended
the joke wasnt even that bad, no one would have remembered if he just let it go. its like a greek tragedy but not even remotely interesting or meaningful in any way.
Laughed. Chris Rock was roasting everyone in the audience and had just gpt done with Javier Bardem and his wife.
Turned 360 degrees and walked away
Not act like a fricking Black person.
Missed kevin harts cheek and walked back to his seat. Also not yelled at him. Then it would have all been laughed off.
He should have slapped his wife.
Divorced his prostitute wife and disinherited his kids
>Storm on stage and publicly come out as gay
>Rape Chris Rock as retribution, no one will act against him as it's homophobic
>What should have Will Smith actually done in this situation?
Divorced his prostitute of a wife.
put on a hood and buck break him on stage
He should've slapped Jada
How else are you supposed to let the world know you ain't no cuck even though you are? Bully the guy who wrote a sitcom about being constantly bullied. Will is the worst of us.
All I could think about was Lupita's lips around my wiener
>keep my wife's wiener out of your goddman mouth!
Laughed at the joke and done nothing. If he wasn't such a fricking cuckolded moron that's exactly what would have happened. The shameful part is that he even did laugh until he saw that Jada was mad about it. Total fricking cuck to the extreme.
Shouted without the slap. Then do a cheeky point and smile at Rock to stop the air getting too awkward.
He should have done absolutely nothing. He was hours away from actually being considered a serious actor after decades of trying to shake off the fresh Prince, and now thanks to this he’s an even bigger joke than before. For what? To defend the honour of his ugly cheating wife, who seems disgusted by his very existence?