Women sports are cringey and gay but women's footie is better than men's footie because at least they don't constantly play the game of "you lightly tapped my shoulder OH GOD OW THE PAIN REFE REEEEEF REFEREEEEEE HE FOULED HE HIT MEEEEEE"
Because women are already wimpy they don't get that luxury and end up having to cope with the violence.
Men's sports are better in every other category by the way thoughbeitly.
>the women don't dive every ten minutes
True, it's quite refreshing. But you're being much too generous to the men, they dive every ten seconds not every ten minutes.
they certainly do, I don't like women's sports but I watched that game last night coz everyone was talking about it and if they win it all we get a public holiday
You've never watched woman's soccer then. Last night's game had at least 3 French dives that delayed the game, plus numerous more that the ref told them to get up. They also flop in the box just as much to play for penalties too.
Women's soccer is already boring slop. If they were diving every 10 minutes on top of it there would be absolutely no excuse to ever watch it.
Bottom line is that they do dive just about the same.
Saying false equivalency isn't an argument. Just because you believe an argument is based in fallacy, doesn't mean you don't have to explain your reasoning for that claim. By failing to do so, you are committing a fallacy yourself.
You're really trying to compare humans facing humans vs humans facing gorillas. You're either a full blow moron or just want to argue. Either way, you lost. Thanks for admitting I was right. I accept your concession. Filtered. Now go ahead and try to argue when I'll never a single reply.
I'm not the anon who made that claim. I was just trying to give you some helpful advice on how legitimate arguments work.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Not that anon but you're utterly moronic and don't seem to understand what a false equivalency is. Seek help.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I fully understand what it is. You just don't understand how to argue. Claiming false equivalency without any reasoning isn't an argument. This is really simple stuff and goes a long way in showing your own competence.
Gorillas can’t follow the rules of boxing dumbass so no. One could ever box because they literally can’t comprehend the rules.
A gorilla would win in a fight. Not win a boxing match you fricking moron, it can't even comprehend the rules. We're talking about who plays a sport at a higher level that is more enjoyable to watch. Women can't compete with men in most sports and aren't as enjoyable to watch play them. This Matilda's shit is being forced into everyone's face for some reason all of a sudden though.
If Mayweather and other nogs can be taught the rules then Koko and other gorillas almost certainly can as well. Lots of gorillas have higher IQs.
All of the "high IQ" gorilla shit is faked, Koko didn't understand sign langugage and gorillas are fricking stupid. They can't comprehend the rules of boxing.
Mayweather can't read and has an extremely superficial understanding of English. Koko could be taught the rules given some time.
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Anonymous
Again, the idea that Koko understood human language in any form is totally fabricated. Koko was just a moronic fricking gorilla. Floyd Mayweather can still communicate in the english language, unlike a goddamn monkey.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Koko can solve logic puzzles that Mayweather couldn't dream of solving.
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Anonymous
Why do you keep bringing up "Koko" as if that one particular gorilla was special in any way? Do you still not understand that it's just a regular gorilla? Yes, gorillas can solve puzzles. Guess what, so can Black folk if you spend enough time on it.
A gorilla would win in a fight. Not win a boxing match you fricking moron, it can't even comprehend the rules. We're talking about who plays a sport at a higher level that is more enjoyable to watch. Women can't compete with men in most sports and aren't as enjoyable to watch play them. This Matilda's shit is being forced into everyone's face for some reason all of a sudden though.
At least Carry admitted as much. Both of them went crazy later in their careers though. Lewis never recovered from Dean walking out on their act. Dean was much funnier IRL and Jerry hated it, he was insecure his entire life about being funny.
What number of Gorillas vs number of Brock Lesnars would be sufficient for a sort of even match? 60-40? 80-20? I think these are the kind of questions we should be asking.
If there was gorilla boxing people would watch it just like there's people watching robot wars or people watching bug-fights.
If this is your best gotcha then you are a moron.
It's not like men's soccer is better. It's a competition where both teams run around for 90 minutes trying to find the perfect opportunity to fall down in the penalty box so that they can go on to win 1-0. It could be a good sport if they did something about the penalty kicks but as it is it's ridiculous. Imagine if in the NBA, there was a kind of free throw that was worth 40 points.
sports being scripted is around the middle of that conspiracy iceberg meme, makes you think. coaches coming up with "plays" is coming up with scripts. stats and analytics ensure it goes to plan.
>sports being scripted is around the middle of that conspiracy iceberg meme, makes you think
I doubt that all games are fixed, but sometimes... Remember when Houston won the World Series for the 1st time a year after catastrophic flooding? And then there was a "sign stealing" "scandal" after the 2016 election when it was revealed Texas had done a naughty and voted for Trump and needed to be punished? It does make you think doesn't it.
>No reason to watch welterweight matches when the heavyweights would win against them >No reason to watch high school or college ball when professional leagues would beat them
>Divisions of men by weight are fine >Divisions of men and women aren't
Do you think a large man and a small man are biologically more dissimilar than a man and a woman?
Women's soccer is more entertaining than the men's. The men games have people pretending to be injured every 20 seconds. It ruins the flow of the game. The women don't do that shit
Multiple Women's world cup teams have lost to 12 year old boys and it's been documented each time. I am 400% certain at least 2 of these instances have been posted in this thread. it's fricking hilarious
Trannies are disgusting predatorial lunatics that should be executed
Women’s sports are a joke
These two things can both be simultaneously true (they are)
Women sports are cringey and gay but women's footie is better than men's footie because at least they don't constantly play the game of "you lightly tapped my shoulder OH GOD OW THE PAIN REFE REEEEEF REFEREEEEEE HE FOULED HE HIT MEEEEEE"
Because women are already wimpy they don't get that luxury and end up having to cope with the violence.
Men's sports are better in every other category by the way thoughbeitly.
Why does it make you angry knowing football playing "men" are more womanly than actual women? Just play and watch sports where the men get to be real men instead of acting like little girls who scream about being love-tapped.
Woman’s footie as you most eloquently put is already heavily subsidized by mens soccer
The irony is they are killing there cash cow by making sports more gay and further alienating people by pushing foid ball
You know he's right about the male football players taking a dive, then a 0-0 match getting determined by a bunch of arbitrary, luck-based penalty kicks. The entire match is artificially created drama.
I cursed myself to read the full article
my god, what a pretentious wienerhomosexual >THIS IS A HISTORICAL SPORTY MOMENT AND YOU WERE WATCHING.... LE MOVIE????? >BAD GUY!!!! NEXT TIME THINK TWICE TOU CHUD
women play so fricking bad it's hilarious and an absolute mess. the only one team who had discipline was japan and they fricked it up in their last game.
>yurope friend invites me to watch the World Cup with him a few years ago >he keeps going on and on about how I’ll finally get a chance to watch some “real sports” >it’s two shithole yuropoor countries I’ve never heard of >both of the teams are filled with Black folk imported from Africa, obviously not of European descent >they run around for ~2 hours and score an entire total of 0 points the entire time >at the end my friend, who has killed an entire case of beer and a pack of potato chips, is talking about how it was such a “great game of footie”
Who in the frick actually watched this? Even luckswing is more interesting holy shit soccer is so fricking lame, the divegrass memes aren’t even memes because everyone kept acting like giant pussies tripping and trying to get penalty flags. What an awful “sport”
I know that women's football has been HEAVILY pushed and advertised this year for some reason, but I refuse to believe that this many normies are interested in it when it was practically unwatched before. Is it really this easy to tell people what to do? I'm not even interested in men's football, why would I and many others give a shit about women's football?
The game the U.S. lost to get eliminated had like 2.5 million viewers. In a country of over 300 million. Granted, it aired at like 5AM because of the time difference, but still.
The last Euros gave it a push globally in many countries.Streaming and marketing availability in many countries have made it easier to watch different leagues ( WSL, La Liga F, Bundesliga).For example some Champions League was offered freely on YT ( DAZN).There have been a more than a token effort by big clubs to invest in their women's clubs( Barcelona( popular worldwide) , Bayern Munchen, Chelsea).There are potentially less hooliganism and psycho fans for the more neutral , family oriented viewer.
The shilling is hard probably because it coast so much to subsidize they are going all out to attract normicels to offset loses
Anyway they are trying to meme female sports being viable but it will be interesting to see how long they sink money into it
Because most woman aren’t into nich dyke shit
If I was a normie ball player I would be pissed my raise was going to these tail skirting arrogant
c**ts for existing
It's a complete fabricated hype but it's catching on hard. The blokes I work with are all talking about it suddenly. Guys who've only ever spoken about the footy for thier while life are all of a sudden invested in women's soccer? Good way to see who's an NPC I suppose. Just straight up doing what Facebook tells them to do.
are they actually watching and supporting it or just discussing the current npc topic? how many will even think about it once it's out of the shilled headlines?
some women's team was screeching about how they get paid less than men's teams, they offered them a raise, it came out that they actually got a higher % than men to begin with, so they're doing everything they can to distract from that
Fricking out of the blue. I live in Brisbane and my gf was asking me if I wanted to go to the game yesterday. I simply responded "I don't give a frick about Men's soccer, why would I suddenly care because women are playing it?"
She couldn't really explain beyond "you should support our girls!"
My most autistic trait is not understanding why people care which sports team wins. I literally have no more to gain or lose and contributes no more or less to the Australian soccer team's victory than the French team's.
They were born in the same borders as me so I should get excited when they win? Why?
Tribalism. There's no logical reason for it, humans just like to make arbitrary groups in their heads and then take vicarious accomplishment for the groups behaviour.
Note: they will use the term "we won" when their team wins but not "we raped that girl" when the team goes out and gangrapes some teenager
Man nothing fricks me off harder than c**ts here in Aus talking about """"thier"""" team. Using "we" whenever they talk about a win or the plan for the upcoming games. Holy frick what a croc of shit. Fat fricks that couldn't even get up to a solid sprint acting like they are some sporting expert and part of the team.
The teams that “win” and are shilled hard are probably the one with most market share potential in this emerging market known as foid ball first the us now Australia
Men are born for games. Nothing else. Every child knows that play is nobler than work. He knows too that the worth or merit of a game is not inherent in the game itself but rather in the value of that which is put at hazard. Games of chance require a wager to have meaning at all. Games of sport involve the skill and strength of the opponents and the humiliation of defeat and the pride of victory are in themselves sufficient stake because they inhere in the worth of the principals and define them. But trial of chance or trial of worth all games aspire to the condition of war for here that which is wagered swallows up game, player, all.
Allow me to clarify: I played competitive tennis until I was 23 and realised I sucked too hard.
I still casually play sports, primarily tennis and basketball.
I occasionally watch sports too. I watch them because I get to see freakishly good people do stuff.
What I don't get is the caring who wins or lose part.
Watching two athletes doing borderline superhuman shit is entertaining, I don't need to vicariously live through whichever Australian athletes that happen to be playing that sport though. I don't them. I didn't train them. I don't take any credit for their accomplishments. I just happen to have the same country of origin on my passport as them
My reading of Infinite Jest has lead me to believe that tennis players aren’t athletes but just giga autists.
Also, it had to do with nationalism, which is a good thing. White anglos are superior to gross shitskins and we should show pride in our fellow countrymen whenever it is demonstrated so objectively.
It's called a sense of nationalism. A national team can't exist without the existence of a nation. A nation doesn't exist without the work and contributions and pride of its inhabitants. The idea is that every working citizen of the nation has contributed in some way towards the team, even if it's something as insignificant as sweeping the floor of the factory that makes the boots, or paying taxes that go towards funding the team.
If you don't feel a sense of satisfaction when "my groups efforts are more successful than other groups' efforts" you might be an autist because that's basic social species competitive spirit and its the reason why we thrive as a species.
Of course that whole thing has certainly gone downhill as a concept over the last few decades that western nations have spent importing millions of foreigners an slapping a pathetic 'true citizen and it's racist to say otherwise' sticker on them so they can play on teams too.
My most autistic trait is not laughing when Steve Harvey makes a big deal about lewd conversation. Why is this grown ass man getting all nervous discussing a penis? Weirdo homosexual.
>people watching women's football
this can't be real right? i have never heard one person in real life mention it and i have heard people talk about golf once which is very much unknown here
Its on an plane ride. what else is there to do but watch some big event that your country is in. most people have to resort to watching adam sandler movies
Yes but female footballers are not the ones that look like that. I'd rather watch any other sport than that because women's football is the ultimate feminist cope. I've watched women's tennis, volleyball, swimming, dancing but not football. I'd struggle to find one female footballer than looks better than your average female tennis player. If I'm not watching it for the athleticism then at least my dick deserves something.
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Female sports are absolutely degenerate
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Nice cherry picking homosexual the vast majority of sports foids are ugly dykes
Imagine supporting this shit for cooms anyway
Go watch porn you degenerate white knight homosexual
I mean it’s nice but still degenerate as frick
board: television and film
topic at hand: women's sports
topic being discussed: gorilla's capability to comprehend the rules of boxing compared to an african american
i love you guys.
If you ever think women deserve equal pay watch the England v Colombia game from earlier.
Its supposed to be the world cup quarter final and they are playing like literal children.
Its fricking embarrassing to watch
Women's athletics only exists to see women in top physical shape and coom. There's no other reason to watch them do everything conceivable worse than men.
No I get it, Americans love watching black guys slamming into eachother. You've repeatedly missed the part where I'm talking about it getting huge ratings in Australia, and that nobody is being forced to watch it. And we're talking about a free-to-air, which barely get rarely gets over 1million viewers.
I just got back from a 2 week vacation in Australia and I gotta ask, how many actual Aussies are there left? Your cities are worse than the US when it comes to the amount of non-whites in it. It's like 90% thai flat faced uggos.
i'm surprised he was allowed to choose something other than the game
He wasn't. He just doesn't give a frick.
Australia may have won the game, but you lost it
frick i lost the game
You are both gays.
Mandatory sex transition
I lost hard. I’m still laughing.
Where's he going bros?
Antarctica
Hyperborea
>i'm forming a team
UK citizenship
A fate worse than death
Like watching women's sports?
Castration is the only solution for this bigoted shitlord
Someone already said UK citizenship.
Public decapitation
plane crash, imagine watching women's "sports"
The main difference between men's soccer and women's soccer is the women don't dive every ten minutes.
I wouldn't know since I don't watch women's soccer, but this is bullshit. Women suck mad dick at sports
Depends on the sport
They literally don't have the men do balance beam in events because its so gay...how reddit is this board?
Very Reddit. You can get banned for racism here.
Men are much better at every discipline in gymnastics that they compete in.
yeah but nobody watches mens gymnastics
mound
She's a big gymnast.
>women dont flop like the men
citation needed
they save their flopping for the bedroom
>is the women don't dive every ten minutes.
neither did the men in this last world cup
Because they are so damn slow there's no way they could trip from running.
too slow and too weak to take someone down
that's not fair, those players are practically three-legged
>the women don't dive every ten minutes
True, it's quite refreshing. But you're being much too generous to the men, they dive every ten seconds not every ten minutes.
They do though. In that Aus vs France game there was a dive every 5 minutes no joke.
they certainly do, I don't like women's sports but I watched that game last night coz everyone was talking about it and if they win it all we get a public holiday
You've never watched woman's soccer then. Last night's game had at least 3 French dives that delayed the game, plus numerous more that the ref told them to get up. They also flop in the box just as much to play for penalties too.
The beautiful thing about womens sports is you can claim shit like this and nobody will correct you because nobody actually watches womens sports
Not many men in “men’s” soccer. Plenty of poofter Euro-queers.
Explains much.
and the fact that a sub15 team cannot win against the world cup champion 7x0
Women's soccer is already boring slop. If they were diving every 10 minutes on top of it there would be absolutely no excuse to ever watch it.
Bottom line is that they do dive just about the same.
>watching women's sports
If you're not watching it to coom, then you're moronic. A team of 14-year-old boys can easily blow them out.
>blow them out.
It's like one of my japanese /ss/ doujins!
Gorillas would win at human boxing, and yet you watch human boxing. Explain.
Where do they have gorilla boxing pls?
False equivalency and you know it. Don't be a homosexual.
Saying false equivalency isn't an argument. Just because you believe an argument is based in fallacy, doesn't mean you don't have to explain your reasoning for that claim. By failing to do so, you are committing a fallacy yourself.
You're really trying to compare humans facing humans vs humans facing gorillas. You're either a full blow moron or just want to argue. Either way, you lost. Thanks for admitting I was right. I accept your concession. Filtered. Now go ahead and try to argue when I'll never a single reply.
Pussy is afraid of facing a Gorilla
I'm not the anon who made that claim. I was just trying to give you some helpful advice on how legitimate arguments work.
Not that anon but you're utterly moronic and don't seem to understand what a false equivalency is. Seek help.
I fully understand what it is. You just don't understand how to argue. Claiming false equivalency without any reasoning isn't an argument. This is really simple stuff and goes a long way in showing your own competence.
Just admit he ran circles around you logically.
I 100% would watch gorilla UFC.
grizzly would frick the bear up in seconds
>grizzly would frick the bear up
then who was gorilla?
did twomad get to frick her?
Why do her gums look lik her pussy?
I forgot to mention in my post but I am transgender (mtf) btw
Eww
kek but who here wouldn't want to see a gorilla vs grizzly fight. Give them some coke because thats a thing now.
boxing has strict rules a gorilla could never follow
so a gorilla would not win at human boxing
Those Gorillas have rights you nazi
if they had gorilla boxing I would watch that.
A gorilla would get disqualified moron, such a beast has no place in the gentleman's sport.
If Mayweather and other nogs can be taught the rules then Koko and other gorillas almost certainly can as well. Lots of gorillas have higher IQs.
All of the "high IQ" gorilla shit is faked, Koko didn't understand sign langugage and gorillas are fricking stupid. They can't comprehend the rules of boxing.
Mayweather can't read and has an extremely superficial understanding of English. Koko could be taught the rules given some time.
Again, the idea that Koko understood human language in any form is totally fabricated. Koko was just a moronic fricking gorilla. Floyd Mayweather can still communicate in the english language, unlike a goddamn monkey.
Koko can solve logic puzzles that Mayweather couldn't dream of solving.
Why do you keep bringing up "Koko" as if that one particular gorilla was special in any way? Do you still not understand that it's just a regular gorilla? Yes, gorillas can solve puzzles. Guess what, so can Black folk if you spend enough time on it.
Gorillas are smarter than nogs.
Gorillas can’t follow the rules of boxing dumbass so no. One could ever box because they literally can’t comprehend the rules.
Well maybe if they ever televised gorillas boxing I'd watch it.
A gorilla would win in a fight. Not win a boxing match you fricking moron, it can't even comprehend the rules. We're talking about who plays a sport at a higher level that is more enjoyable to watch. Women can't compete with men in most sports and aren't as enjoyable to watch play them. This Matilda's shit is being forced into everyone's face for some reason all of a sudden though.
>Gorillas would win at human boxing
As evidenced by Mayweather.
Jerry Lewis is everything Jim carry wishes he could be
At least Carry admitted as much. Both of them went crazy later in their careers though. Lewis never recovered from Dean walking out on their act. Dean was much funnier IRL and Jerry hated it, he was insecure his entire life about being funny.
A gorilla wouldn't be able to understand or follow the rules to begin with
>implying he wouldn't watch that
You watch sports to see incredible things.
my homie Billy Elliot's got the moves! Sheeeeeesh!
this is racist
the boxing equivalent of blackface
>wally vs ricardo
Anon blacks are allowed to compete in human boxing
What number of Gorillas vs number of Brock Lesnars would be sufficient for a sort of even match? 60-40? 80-20? I think these are the kind of questions we should be asking.
>Hahaha homosexuals can't fight you sil-
If there was gorilla boxing people would watch it just like there's people watching robot wars or people watching bug-fights.
If this is your best gotcha then you are a moron.
>American "comedy"
everyone would love to watch animals fight you pseudo Black person, its illegal
I'd watch the shit out of things like this if they actually existed, homosexual
It's not like men's soccer is better. It's a competition where both teams run around for 90 minutes trying to find the perfect opportunity to fall down in the penalty box so that they can go on to win 1-0. It could be a good sport if they did something about the penalty kicks but as it is it's ridiculous. Imagine if in the NBA, there was a kind of free throw that was worth 40 points.
>NBA
not a sport homosexual
sports being scripted is around the middle of that conspiracy iceberg meme, makes you think. coaches coming up with "plays" is coming up with scripts. stats and analytics ensure it goes to plan.
>sports being scripted is around the middle of that conspiracy iceberg meme, makes you think
I doubt that all games are fixed, but sometimes... Remember when Houston won the World Series for the 1st time a year after catastrophic flooding? And then there was a "sign stealing" "scandal" after the 2016 election when it was revealed Texas had done a naughty and voted for Trump and needed to be punished? It does make you think doesn't it.
You don't like the ol' NIL-NIL?
>No reason to watch welterweight matches when the heavyweights would win against them
>No reason to watch high school or college ball when professional leagues would beat them
There is no reason to watch anything but the highest level. Weight classes in combat sports are different because they're not defined by skill/age.
>Divisions of men by weight are fine
>Divisions of men and women aren't
Do you think a large man and a small man are biologically more dissimilar than a man and a woman?
Yes, small men are women
It is entertaining.
Absolute degeneracy
Grappling with Women is so annoying, I really only go 20% effort as to not hurt them or get accused of SH. Shitty training partners.
>no match between women pros and 14 y/o boys where the boys get to frick them if they win
Boom viewership goes 1000x overnight
Lol they have lost to them
Australia lost like 12-0 against some U16 team
Woman always loose to chad
Women's soccer is more entertaining than the men's. The men games have people pretending to be injured every 20 seconds. It ruins the flow of the game. The women don't do that shit
>The women don't do that shit
clearly you haven't watched any of it
this. thats why womens soccer is wayyyyy more popular than mens soccer
>A team of 14-year-old boys can easily blow
I know.
>troony's brain immediately turns to thoughts of grooming
>brain immediately turns to thoughts of trannies
well you are one though right? or atleast a homosexual
Is it homosexualry to be attracted to sexy boys?
Ive never understood this meme. Can someone give me the qrd?
Multiple Women's world cup teams have lost to 12 year old boys and it's been documented each time. I am 400% certain at least 2 of these instances have been posted in this thread. it's fricking hilarious
>Multiple Women's world cup teams have lost to 12 year old boys and it's been documented each time
where can i see those matches?
>poverty ball
divegrass*
this is punishable by death in West Yorkshire now
>soccer
>women
>Australia
Who cares?
gandalf the fool
soccer is gay
Did they force people to watch the women's world cup thing? No way most people would even give a shit.
Its funny to see chuds complain about womens sports and then pretend to be a champion of womens sports when it comes to trans women playing in them
Trannies are disgusting predatorial lunatics that should be executed
Women’s sports are a joke
These two things can both be simultaneously true (they are)
it’s “funny” that you’re a mentally ill freak who uses “chud” unironically
You will never be a sport
Its funny to see soys hype up womens sports and then be radio silent when it comes to men playing in them
i pick women every time over you disgusting mentally ill freaks
They are all lesbians anon
Calm down
Or is the knighting that strong?
>trans women
to watch rings of power
cruel and unusual punishment
Women sports are cringey and gay but women's footie is better than men's footie because at least they don't constantly play the game of "you lightly tapped my shoulder OH GOD OW THE PAIN REFE REEEEEF REFEREEEEEE HE FOULED HE HIT MEEEEEE"
Because women are already wimpy they don't get that luxury and end up having to cope with the violence.
Men's sports are better in every other category by the way thoughbeitly.
yes, so epic and le wacky you use the only 100 year old gif example of a 'strong women' from Football
Why does it make you angry knowing football playing "men" are more womanly than actual women? Just play and watch sports where the men get to be real men instead of acting like little girls who scream about being love-tapped.
You know players in all sports flop to get n advantage right?
?
Quit trying to drag actual men down, soccertroony.
>men who like and play soccer are homosexuals
I totally agree with you anon.
Thats rugby mate
You boys ever bag a female rugby player? Frickin wild.
Yes. Highlight of my student exchange to New Zealand.
Woman’s footie as you most eloquently put is already heavily subsidized by mens soccer
The irony is they are killing there cash cow by making sports more gay and further alienating people by pushing foid ball
>The irony
It's by design.
Perhaps but it will ultimately destroy itself
Absolutely degenerate
Kys bong
You know he's right about the male football players taking a dive, then a 0-0 match getting determined by a bunch of arbitrary, luck-based penalty kicks. The entire match is artificially created drama.
You homosexuals have been using that same women's rugby clip for the past 10 years
>sports are cringey and gay
Just this would have been a perfect post.
Frick women's sports besides combat sports
I cursed myself to read the full article
my god, what a pretentious wienerhomosexual
>THIS IS A HISTORICAL SPORTY MOMENT AND YOU WERE WATCHING.... LE MOVIE?????
>BAD GUY!!!! NEXT TIME THINK TWICE TOU CHUD
>I cursed myself to read the full article
Please limit your exposure to journalism, lest your sanity slip away.
SEND HIM TO DETROIT
I think the most surprising part of this article is that 99% of people were watching the women's world cup. Did they make it compulsory or something?
it looks photoshopped to me
Australians just love Australia doing well. Was definitely a Australian domestic flight.
it was a trans-Tasman flight
Same thing.
women play so fricking bad it's hilarious and an absolute mess. the only one team who had discipline was japan and they fricked it up in their last game.
>caught
A beer and a handshake.
I'm guessing he couldn't sleep
gib carpenter gf plox
Athletic women are annoying, you have to get an unathletic gf and make her athletic
>you have to get an unathletic gf and make her athletic
Like chiseling a block of marble; a reverse-Brosnan if you will.
nah, that's perfect just like that
if you think that needs fixing, i got news for you, homo
literally the part where Gandalph calls himself Mandalph
wogball doesn't belong in Australia
>u not watch what we watch
>u bad man
what the frick are we doing
Trump should invite him to the White House in January 2025.
>Trump should invite him to the White House in January 2025.
...so that they can watch Biden being sworn in for his 2nd term
>he thinks his troony endorser leader will be able to steal the election without the coof this time
no fake mail in votes this time troony
>the election was le stolen
and what did a worthless Black person like you do about it lmao
You pissed and dilated over some boomers walking around congress and still think it's a terrorist attack on freedom
Who's the guy on the right?
She looks like my nan
Dyke has fricking California tattooed on her goddamned body.
>tattoo of california state
lmao
It’s their nexus
There will never be any president as based as Trump.
He couldn't invite them from prison
he shall bow to no man
This is fake. No way that many people give a shit about women's soccer.
better than the USWNT
>we deserve "equal" pay because we actually win world cups!
>loses
is there a gayer sport than soccer? the only reason its so popular is because all you need to play it is an empty field
>Mfw the planechud oppresses women by not watching tennis
Bow to the flag
what movie is this
Escape from Detroit
The only women's sport I watch is Japanese volleyball.
I don't even watch men kick a ball around, why would I watch biological females do it?
>yurope friend invites me to watch the World Cup with him a few years ago
>he keeps going on and on about how I’ll finally get a chance to watch some “real sports”
>it’s two shithole yuropoor countries I’ve never heard of
>both of the teams are filled with Black folk imported from Africa, obviously not of European descent
>they run around for ~2 hours and score an entire total of 0 points the entire time
>at the end my friend, who has killed an entire case of beer and a pack of potato chips, is talking about how it was such a “great game of footie”
Who in the frick actually watched this? Even luckswing is more interesting holy shit soccer is so fricking lame, the divegrass memes aren’t even memes because everyone kept acting like giant pussies tripping and trying to get penalty flags. What an awful “sport”
He should be tied up on a bed as the entire Australian women's team have sex with him
I call it the 'Knock Knock' punishment
You sick monster..... That's worse that waterboarding....
gotta be fake, no one watches women's sports
Holy shit now they are forcing npcs to watch female “sports” soccer being the most c**ty of all
Lol
I know that women's football has been HEAVILY pushed and advertised this year for some reason, but I refuse to believe that this many normies are interested in it when it was practically unwatched before. Is it really this easy to tell people what to do? I'm not even interested in men's football, why would I and many others give a shit about women's football?
>the players was complaining that the game made them uglier than irl
kek
>black future fund
women are fricking cancer
What are these groidmutts? Americans?
>ge appliances
jej
i get it for americans since they dont care about football so its just a national pride thing. why other countries would care i dont know
It's the world cup you moron. Of course they would advertise it.
The game the U.S. lost to get eliminated had like 2.5 million viewers. In a country of over 300 million. Granted, it aired at like 5AM because of the time difference, but still.
>Is it really this easy to tell people what to do?
No, it's that easy to tell women what to do. They try to shame men into going along with them.
The last Euros gave it a push globally in many countries.Streaming and marketing availability in many countries have made it easier to watch different leagues ( WSL, La Liga F, Bundesliga).For example some Champions League was offered freely on YT ( DAZN).There have been a more than a token effort by big clubs to invest in their women's clubs( Barcelona( popular worldwide) , Bayern Munchen, Chelsea).There are potentially less hooliganism and psycho fans for the more neutral , family oriented viewer.
In Britain the news literally started giving women's sports the same amount of coverage as the men's.
based
>muh Black personball
Do grown adults really watch other adults who play kids games as a job?
why is this shit being shilled so hard? no one cares about women's soccer
The shilling is hard probably because it coast so much to subsidize they are going all out to attract normicels to offset loses
Anyway they are trying to meme female sports being viable but it will be interesting to see how long they sink money into it
if it's so amazing then why do they have to subsidize it? why don't women watch it? that would be enough to support and fund it so what's the problem?
Because most woman aren’t into nich dyke shit
If I was a normie ball player I would be pissed my raise was going to these tail skirting arrogant
c**ts for existing
women watch men soccer to thirst over them
>t. heard my cousins discussing which one they'd frick
whats funny im convinced all sport is dying, zoomers are not that interested in watching it.
They are so eventually foid ball will be the first to go when the little experiment is over
Like that all women Formula W that ran out of funds midway through the season. There was a caitlyn jenner team lmfao
It's a complete fabricated hype but it's catching on hard. The blokes I work with are all talking about it suddenly. Guys who've only ever spoken about the footy for thier while life are all of a sudden invested in women's soccer? Good way to see who's an NPC I suppose. Just straight up doing what Facebook tells them to do.
are they actually watching and supporting it or just discussing the current npc topic? how many will even think about it once it's out of the shilled headlines?
>NPCs only think about sporting tournaments while the tournament is happening
I think they're watching it now after just reciting headlines for a bit at the start.
some women's team was screeching about how they get paid less than men's teams, they offered them a raise, it came out that they actually got a higher % than men to begin with, so they're doing everything they can to distract from that
Fricking out of the blue. I live in Brisbane and my gf was asking me if I wanted to go to the game yesterday. I simply responded "I don't give a frick about Men's soccer, why would I suddenly care because women are playing it?"
She couldn't really explain beyond "you should support our girls!"
>Person caught watching person watch Lord of the Rings while 90% of plane watches Women's World Cup
Can't wait for the media back pedaling to begin
My most autistic trait is not understanding why people care which sports team wins. I literally have no more to gain or lose and contributes no more or less to the Australian soccer team's victory than the French team's.
They were born in the same borders as me so I should get excited when they win? Why?
a lot of the time the players have nothing to do with the country either. just some imported africans or something. it means nothing
thats not autism you are just gay
>muh sportsball
low IQ
Tribalism. There's no logical reason for it, humans just like to make arbitrary groups in their heads and then take vicarious accomplishment for the groups behaviour.
Note: they will use the term "we won" when their team wins but not "we raped that girl" when the team goes out and gangrapes some teenager
Man nothing fricks me off harder than c**ts here in Aus talking about """"thier"""" team. Using "we" whenever they talk about a win or the plan for the upcoming games. Holy frick what a croc of shit. Fat fricks that couldn't even get up to a solid sprint acting like they are some sporting expert and part of the team.
>his team lost
Kek, stay salty
I don't watch FOODY homosexual. That's the whole point of the post incase your monkey brain didn't pick it up.
The teams that “win” and are shilled hard are probably the one with most market share potential in this emerging market known as foid ball first the us now Australia
Men are born for games. Nothing else. Every child knows that play is nobler than work. He knows too that the worth or merit of a game is not inherent in the game itself but rather in the value of that which is put at hazard. Games of chance require a wager to have meaning at all. Games of sport involve the skill and strength of the opponents and the humiliation of defeat and the pride of victory are in themselves sufficient stake because they inhere in the worth of the principals and define them. But trial of chance or trial of worth all games aspire to the condition of war for here that which is wagered swallows up game, player, all.
Allow me to clarify: I played competitive tennis until I was 23 and realised I sucked too hard.
I still casually play sports, primarily tennis and basketball.
I occasionally watch sports too. I watch them because I get to see freakishly good people do stuff.
What I don't get is the caring who wins or lose part.
Watching two athletes doing borderline superhuman shit is entertaining, I don't need to vicariously live through whichever Australian athletes that happen to be playing that sport though. I don't them. I didn't train them. I don't take any credit for their accomplishments. I just happen to have the same country of origin on my passport as them
My reading of Infinite Jest has lead me to believe that tennis players aren’t athletes but just giga autists.
Also, it had to do with nationalism, which is a good thing. White anglos are superior to gross shitskins and we should show pride in our fellow countrymen whenever it is demonstrated so objectively.
It's called a sense of nationalism. A national team can't exist without the existence of a nation. A nation doesn't exist without the work and contributions and pride of its inhabitants. The idea is that every working citizen of the nation has contributed in some way towards the team, even if it's something as insignificant as sweeping the floor of the factory that makes the boots, or paying taxes that go towards funding the team.
If you don't feel a sense of satisfaction when "my groups efforts are more successful than other groups' efforts" you might be an autist because that's basic social species competitive spirit and its the reason why we thrive as a species.
Of course that whole thing has certainly gone downhill as a concept over the last few decades that western nations have spent importing millions of foreigners an slapping a pathetic 'true citizen and it's racist to say otherwise' sticker on them so they can play on teams too.
>I played casual
>When I hit 30 I will have zero skills
Frick off moron.
You’re crazy, Holden. Crazy at last.
It really is textbook npc behavior
I root for underdogs or whatever team that can be headcanoned as being against the current zeitgeist.
My most autistic trait is not laughing when Steve Harvey makes a big deal about lewd conversation. Why is this grown ass man getting all nervous discussing a penis? Weirdo homosexual.
>people watching women's football
this can't be real right? i have never heard one person in real life mention it and i have heard people talk about golf once which is very much unknown here
Its on an plane ride. what else is there to do but watch some big event that your country is in. most people have to resort to watching adam sandler movies
Nothing, women's sports aren't real.
This is actually a real article. OP isn't shitposting. Someone wrote up an article reeeeeing that someone wasn't watching some sports match.
A High five from me
>Fly, you fools!
Pfft frick womens world cup, what a waste of resources.
i enjoy women's sports, if you don't you are a gay
Why does she swivel her hips like that? An athletic affectation? A quirk of her physiology?
Those are sexo swivels. It means she cooms really good on a daily basis.
Yes but female footballers are not the ones that look like that. I'd rather watch any other sport than that because women's football is the ultimate feminist cope. I've watched women's tennis, volleyball, swimming, dancing but not football. I'd struggle to find one female footballer than looks better than your average female tennis player. If I'm not watching it for the athleticism then at least my dick deserves something.
Most female sports ballers are dykes homosexual kys
shut up gay
1
Female sports are absolutely degenerate
2
Nice cherry picking homosexual the vast majority of sports foids are ugly dykes
Imagine supporting this shit for cooms anyway
Go watch porn you degenerate white knight homosexual
I mean it’s nice but still degenerate as frick
touch grass
Just watch porn , homosexual
>not a meme anymore since Aussies beated France
Grim
>Kalergi Plan?
>C'est pas mal, at least my football team is winning.
Why are female athletes such bullies though?
imagine the smell
butalso, giwtwm
Probably a fricking Kiwi
"people" only cared when our country was in because that meant we'd get time off from work whenever they'd be playing
So cring Australians
No you moron, we get a day off if they win the world cup
nah, it was supposed to be every match
>t. hue
board: television and film
topic at hand: women's sports
topic being discussed: gorilla's capability to comprehend the rules of boxing compared to an african american
i love you guys.
>Australia's victory in the world cup
Wait what. The world cup is on?
>zooms in
Oh wait lol nevermind.
Force donation of his car to NPR
If you ever think women deserve equal pay watch the England v Colombia game from earlier.
Its supposed to be the world cup quarter final and they are playing like literal children.
Its fricking embarrassing to watch
Women's athletics only exists to see women in top physical shape and coom. There's no other reason to watch them do everything conceivable worse than men.
>person
yeah nice try you ain't fooling anyone anymore
anyone else think the guy's face was sideboob for a sec?
Punishment? You mean reward, for not watching dykeball.
reminder that the all women formula series got canned less than a year in
In America the best driver advances but for Red, Green and Black the most privileged driver is supposed to win.
woman drivers eh?
I literally watched 15 minutes of it during dinner yesterday
god damn it was frustrating watching them play
I've seen guys in the park play better
absolutely based
frick diveball and frick womens diveball
>Cinemaphile - Television & Film
Wait, are they mandating what you watch now?
The round of 16 match drew over 2 million viewers in Australia. Nobody is being forced. Australians just love Australians doing well at sport.
>Australians just love Australians doing well at sport
Cringe
2 million viewers for a major sporting event is low af, that's only 8% of australians. The super bowl in the US gets almost 120 million people
The highest ever ratings for a TV show in Australia is under 4 million. It's women's sport and our country only has 25 million people moron.
>calling someone moronic when you blatantly don't understand percentages
No I get it, Americans love watching black guys slamming into eachother. You've repeatedly missed the part where I'm talking about it getting huge ratings in Australia, and that nobody is being forced to watch it. And we're talking about a free-to-air, which barely get rarely gets over 1million viewers.
Nah you're just kind of smooth brained
Yeah or else you go in the concentration camps that they built for the coof
Watching The Hobbit
Covid tier media psyop around this snatchball BS.
And it was The Hobbit that was on, not LotR.
And the chick's soccer was STILL gayer.
It's the scene at the end of RotK where Frodo wakes up in Rivendell you know-it-all moron
How is this news?
Shhhhh....
Internet
>caught
the real headline
>people caught watching woman's football
Thats a man
I just got back from a 2 week vacation in Australia and I gotta ask, how many actual Aussies are there left? Your cities are worse than the US when it comes to the amount of non-whites in it. It's like 90% thai flat faced uggos.
>went on vacation and stayed in the big cities
wew lad
>implying I stayed in a city
kwab
The cities are literally lost. They're no longer Australian territory. Wouldn't surprise me if we're under 50% white next census.
fricking hell theyre gonna be talking about this non stop at work
He's the one real person in that sea of NPCs.