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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers: We Wuz Kang

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      DAMMIT BEAT ME TO IT

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers: israeli New World Order

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Chang dynasty (they cast an Asian actor)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How big would the outcry be if his replacement wasn't black

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers: We done fricked this one up didn't we?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers: Don't make Kang have to slap you around

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Replace Majors with Dracula from Billy and Mandy
      Yes, a 2D animated cutout Blacula referring to himself in the third person

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SCRAPE
        >AND LICK

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers : Doom

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The King Dynasty

    /thread

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers: Kanged.com

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers: Where In The World Is Kang?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is honestly a blessing in disguise for Marvel, Kang was lame and audiences were turning away. Now they have an excuse to scrap it all and start again with an actual good villain

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was legitimately frightening and incredibly captivating at the end of season 1 of Loki but every other time he's been on screen he's been awful. I genuinely don't understand it. It's like two completely different actors. Maybe that's what they were going for, showing that each Kang is different, but goddamn.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        They were trying to switch and bait from Loki to this guy as a central character so what are they going to do now

        >actually, unironically watching capeshit in post 2012+ or ever honestly
        >hurrr durrrr muh loki muh tv shows
        You are truly the bottom of the barrel of the human species. Barely sentient NPCs
        Tell me how I know you all got the vaccine and wore masks like lobotomised gimps for 2+ years for a virus that didn't even exist

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meds

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're entire personality is based around not liking things.
          You're not as cool as you think you are.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're not cool for liking capeshit either lmao

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not the one randomly joining threads for topics they dislike just to tell people they're barely sentient npcs for watching popcorn flicks.
              That's you.
              Also I never claimed to be cool for liking capeshit. I've been ostracised most of my entire life for liking capeshit and video games, never once have I thought it was a "cool" thing to be into.
              However becasue I'm not an actual NPC like you, I'm fully capable of liking and enjoying things regardless of how "cool" it makes me. It's only the actual NPCs like you that only watch the accepted "cool" things, constantly doing your best to pass off a facade of coolness and aloofness.
              Sad.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how DARE YOU criticize something I like on a discussion board

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't criticize what I like on a discussion board.
                You insulted me and a couple of others with inflamatory remarks meant to put us down and elevate you.

                You already know this though, becuase you're a disingenuous dipshit here to farm (you)s, not to actually have a discussion.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Butthurt capeshit gay

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I've been ostracised most of my entire life for liking capeshit and video games
                Cry me a fricking river.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I've been ostracised most of my entire life for liking capeshit and video games
                good. Capeshit and video games are dogshit slop for braindead morons to CONSOOM

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >See you soon….
        His Loki appearance was a good villain intro and genuinely creepy. They really dropped the ball with him in Antman.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Majors has very narrow range.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't good in Loki either. Was he supposed to be scary? Seemed like he was trying to be funny to me, along with pitiful and pathetic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine thinking hammy acting is terrifying.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >start again with an actual good villain
      The thing is, they already started with the final villain in the Marvel Universe, who was Thanos. Kang isn't even comparable to him. They could do either Annihilus (villain of Annihilation) or whoever was behind the Incursions. The thing is, Annihilus needs a build-up just like Thanos, and the villains of the Incursions don't really fight directly most of the time.

      So Marvel is kinda in a bad situation right now.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Annihilation didn't have a whole lot of build up to it, but I've lost faith that Rich will ever show up in the MCU

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean Annihilus had to build up his army little by little, you can't just throw people into the middle of an intergalactic conflict at the start of the next movie. Even the if the comics started right in the middle of the initial attacks, they still gave plenty of warnings (even sent envoys to Earth) before Annihilus went full force.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think Nova would probably be the only movie they set him up in, but I don't think that movie is happening.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >with an actual good villain
      Or they will just do Space Trump

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I thought mine was funny, but I got the idea from this anon:

    The Chang dynasty (they cast an Asian actor)

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't replacing the Big Bad Guy in a franchise that spans multiple movies and TV shows take some time? How long will they delay this phase now?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was in antman 3, which barely anyone saw, and had like 4 minutes of screen time altogether in two seasons of Loki. People won't care.

      https://i.imgur.com/zJAwNwj.jpg

      West Coast Avengers

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers: Gone with the Kang

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were trying to switch and bait from Loki to this guy as a central character so what are they going to do now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they'll probably just gloss over him. he's had frick all impact, unless something big happened in loki s2 with him, he's not in any of the future mcu stuff until avengers 5, and since they were building to secret war, just replace him with the beyonder

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unless something big happened in loki s2 with him
        should I tell him?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers: The Sneed Dynasty (Formerly Kang)

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Kang Deception

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember seeing this everywhere in conspiracy circles back in the day but never bothered watching it. How was it?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >an Alex Jones film
        It’s shit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Complete nonsense, dude.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was good.
        All it did was go through all of Obama's connections to corpos, NWO, etc. to redpill normalgays in 09; show them how Obama was not some grassroots black American populist.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You do know that all this "marvel collapse" is all staged?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      for what purpose?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes we lost billions our shareholders are suing us and literally nobody wants to watch marvel anymore our master plan has just been put in place.

        do you ever stop to think about the dumb shit you say?

        To swing the great pendulum
        Think big

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes we lost billions our shareholders are suing us and literally nobody wants to watch marvel anymore our master plan has just been put in place.

      do you ever stop to think about the dumb shit you say?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Billions must flop

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes we lost billions our shareholders are suing us and literally nobody wants to watch marvel anymore our master plan has just been put in place.

          do you ever stop to think about the dumb shit you say?

          kek

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the white dynasty, introducing the kang variant that is white and superior

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it'll be the king dynasty starting Ryan gosling

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Kang Dindunasty

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Kang that Came to Dinner

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there a universe where he doesn't strangle his gf?

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers: Kangs for the Memories

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Buck Bloodline

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The American Society of Magical Black folks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Avengers' Society of Magical Black folks

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the kong dynasty

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers: The N Dynasty

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    bail on Kang. They already killed him at least twice
    They are introducing F4, so just build a Phase around Dr. Doom then next phase do Galactus.
    But at this point they have ruined all their characters and have zero momentum and a plethora of B-list characters no one cares about
    >Shang Chi
    >Moon Knight
    >Ms. Marvel
    >Iron Heart
    pathetic.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      and who could forget The Eternals lmao
      still waiting for them to acknowledge the continent sized solid Marble hand reaching out of the Indian Ocean

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    n

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers: Another one, I guess?

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    well, they need to take away the first part of it anyways, there aren't any avengers on the team

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers: Black bodies lived experiences

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't they simply recast kang with another Black person, who give a shit?

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So i dont watch capeshit but isnt this guy the big bad overarching villain across multiple movies like thanos? How will they write him out of the next movie?

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they just replace him with Don Cheadle like they did in Iron Man? Why change the whole story instead of hot swapping one black for another?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because no one wants to watch Black folk

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is it then? Endless stop-starts just like DC. How long until some new dogshit takes the tentpole away from capeshit? 5 years?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The tentpole is likely already getting taken away by video game movies as seen from Mario and Sonic making bank.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers: Black Lives Matter (Then newly faced Kangs are everywhere)

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Secret Wars Part 1

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bussy status?

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we fricking be done with these multiverses movies already?
    I know it was a clever way to bring different versions of comic book characters, but JFC enough already. No one gives a shit about Miles Morales or Captain Big breasts Britain.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    blackbros.. we're not kangz anymore...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      we aint kangz no mo*

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    4vengers: DOOM
    Directed by Josh Trank

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hire viola davis
    rename “The Woman Kang Dynasty”
    problem solved

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That Black person is insane and a shit actor but his gf probably deserved a good smack in the head
    Sometimes women just lose their shit and a proper smack is the only thing that calms them down

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol hes supposed to be the next thanos.
    What are they gonna do know.
    They're failing as is.
    Isn't it time to just pack it up?

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Kong Dynasty

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers: Zest of Destiny

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