Would slipping kimmy be the kind to cuddle and tell you it's all right given how supportive she's to Jimmy or would she get pissed off and make fun of you because she's evil?
I thought about him too, but in my idea Jesse decides to find Broke and moves back to Albuquerque for that, where he discovers that Broke is a criminal and owes some local drug lord a lot of money. He helps Broke make this money by cooking crystal meth with him.
And Walter Jr. is an FBI agent who reopens Heisenberg case after blue meth by his father's formula appears at Albuquerque's market.
>a spinoff about vacumn guy might be cool but his actor's dead so not gonna happen
but he died way back in 2019 and was in the El Camino movie >movie came out 2019
wtf where did the time ago
Walt Jr uses the money he got from his dad to fix his body and he becomes a body builder and later a pro wrestler, John Cena joins the cast when this happens
>racist duo show with Gomey and Hank >every episode or most episodes are self contained stories >we get to see more of Hank and Steve in the field being hilarious and racist
Gomey go beat your piñata, rest of you get to shit posting
It would be "here's the kid I was telling you about" levels that shouldn't be possible, but I was always curious about GreyMatter Inc. & the backstory there. Like, what do they even do? And what was the actual extent of Walter's contribution to the start of the business. And why did Gretchen leave him for Cheesedick McDumboears?
Did he? I don't remember them really saying on the show, except for falling-out/ parting of the ways/ whatever they called it being an obvious euphemism for "she was with him, now she's with his partner/best friend & it got weird so he sold out cheap & split".
Yeah, that was a great scene. I guess I don't really need my curiosity satisfied, it just always seemed like there was a whole lot there. A whole lot of whatever made Walter the bitter failure he was. And it always seemed like he certainly had a big hand in the actual brainwork of GrayMatter. In the last episode where he went to see them it was pretty apparent that he was especially seething over them going on tv & saying he only made up the name.
I think it's pretty self-evident, he broke up with Gretchen because of his own insecurities, cashed in his share of Grey Matter because he couldn't work with her still, and had to watch his former company make billions while he struggled in his shitty job with his dumb fat wife and moronic son.
but what role does Gray Matter Technologies play in the timelines theory?
I think it's pretty self-evident, he broke up with Gretchen because of his own insecurities, cashed in his share of Grey Matter because he couldn't work with her still, and had to watch his former company make billions while he struggled in his shitty job with his dumb fat wife and moronic son.
I'd rather we don't get one. The only thing left worth writing for is how Jessie fricks up in Alaska from El Camino. BB closed off its ending decently and BCS is taking care of the ends in the past.
It's better for it to be a mystery
It's not even a mystery it's very clear cut beginning and end and just some overtly dramatic shit tacked on to Walters backstory that doesn't even make sense and points him into the direction of being actually moronic. Like mental illness moronic even before the cancer kicked in because
>He puts all that work into the company,has a good relationship with a good girl and probably a good job >And then just absolutely trashes it because "muh inferiority" when he's as much of a partner as Chuck is to HHM or he was with Jessie and then goes on in life to date and marry Skylar who puts him into a WAY WORSE situation where he often feels like he isn't a man,is pushed around by Hank and has a disabled son
But you know? He doesn't end that. But still it's the dude who played 4D chess with an intelligent and autistiically focused drug lord. It's the dude who practically founded a billion dollar company. It's the dude who taught at a school with no hiccups. It's just a worthless "...Huh?" pointless addition.
Walter just realizing out of the blue one day after years that 'huh, my gf's parents are rich snobs that don't like me' and pretty much cutting off all contact with her and his friends and connections from college in general is beyond moronic. There needed to be a reason to have him abandon that life but it should have been better thought out. Something like Gretchen cucking him with earboy would have made sense and made the whole Ted deal even more insulting for him.
>Walter just realizing out of the blue one day after years that 'huh, my gf's parents are rich snobs that don't like me' and pretty much cutting off all contact with her and his friends and connections from college in general is beyond moronic.
That's not it at all, what she says is they were at some family trip and then he left her without saying anything, it was obviously something that was bubbling away at him for a while but as we see countless times throughout the series he never talks about personal or relationship issues with his family (he keeps trying to keep his cancer a secret and lying about everything else). >Something like Gretchen cucking him with earboy would have made sense and made the whole Ted deal even more insulting for him.
This is such a moronic, childish take, that a relationship can only end because the guy being cucked by the woman. The whole point of Elliot was to show Gretchen with an objectively uglier, dorkier version of Walt, to show the life Walt should have had with her if he wasn't an emotionally stunted moron.
Why? It’s not like anyone actually cares about the spinoff. Even this thread is still all the same lame memes you redditors have posted since the show first aired
Prequel of them all in school. Jesse and Nacho are students, Walt is the teacher, the mexican twins are exchange students, Mike is the janitor, and they all get into new hijinks every episode.
slapstick buddy flick with badger and skinny pete and their attempts to go straight and subsequent inability to hold down a job while also trying to save the local orphanage being shut down and turned into swanky hotels/apartments by comically fiendish developers
>the episode where they have to save the mistreated animals from a travelling circus and they overrun Albuquerque >the episode where Skinny Pete wants to get jacked and takes steroids but gets roid rage and Badger has to tell him he accepts him for who he is >the episode where Badger gets a job at Los Pollos Hermanos and has to endure Gus and Mike's weird autism and Badger suspects they're undercover FBI agents >running gag throughout the season is them being chased by a southern redneck with a shotgun because Badger had sex with his daughter
Here's the extended script: Gus and Mike have got Los Pollos Hermanos and all its employees wiretapped and bugged so they know that Badger and Skinny Pete are onto them. There's a serious discussion between Gus and Mike over whether they should kill them to keep their secret. Eventually Mike says "I have... another solution" and the next time Badger is listening in on Gus in his office he picks up the phone, puts on a fake English accent and discusses his "top secret mission" to infiltrate the Southwest American drug trade to MI6.
Gus hangs up the phone and is content that Badger will believe he's a foreign agent of Her Majesty's Government and leave him alone. However, Badger walks in, revealing that now that he knows the truth he wants to help Gus in his undercover operation and has the skills and connections to become a secret agent.
The episode ends on Mike and Gus discussing a secret mission designed especially for Badger and his elite skillset.
they could play with that theme vicariously through the secondary characters occasionally asking about the oddness of them living together while they remain clueless manchildren to who the thought would never even occur
not a spinoff but more of a spiritual succesor that moves away from alberquerque goes into someone moving drugs around the world ala George Jung but set in mordern times.
Ten years have passed since the end of El Camino. Jesse is now 35 and lives a quiet life in Alaska, maybe even with a wife and kids.
However, cartel members and/or dirty corrupt cops from his past find out about his fake identity and his whereabouts and his life is turned into chaos.
I could play Jesse's younger brother if anyone remembers him from Breaking Bad.
Show about Brock as he struggles with addiction. Cartel plot line could be introduced as the stinger of the last half of first season.
Gomez son tries to catch him and inadvertently gets tied up himself while Walt Jr (who is now a glowBlack folk) tries to bust them both.
Other notable characters could be featured such as Gustavo's family that was never shown. And Mike's granddaughter.
El camino gets retconned, jesse meets with his parent but his dad has lung cancer that he cant afford so jesse, being the only one who knows how to make blue sky starts cooking again
I have glorious sex with Kim and then I ejaculate early
Dangerously Based
Would slipping kimmy be the kind to cuddle and tell you it's all right given how supportive she's to Jimmy or would she get pissed off and make fun of you because she's evil?
The little mexican kid whose mom died because of Jesse grows up to become a drug dealer too.
I thought about him too, but in my idea Jesse decides to find Broke and moves back to Albuquerque for that, where he discovers that Broke is a criminal and owes some local drug lord a lot of money. He helps Broke make this money by cooking crystal meth with him.
And Walter Jr. is an FBI agent who reopens Heisenberg case after blue meth by his father's formula appears at Albuquerque's market.
>Walter Jr. is an FBI agent
so it's a slapstick spoof comedy?
Maried with Marie. A comedy show about the lifes of Marie and Honk
seek mental rehabilitation
this made me laugh harder than it should have
Oh come on why
He looks so happy
is there subreddit for such memes?
r/breakingbad
r/okbuddychicanery
Is there a funnyjunk for such maymes?
Mocumentary of Skinny P and Badger travelling the USA searching for the next big drug dealer
Unironically would watch, but they're too old to play 20-something deadbeats anymore.
Lalo
breaking bad but 100% from the perspective of skyler
that's suicide watch material
Mike as a marine and cop in his 20s and 30s but still played by Jonathan Banks.
>here's the kid I was telling you about
That prostitute lady and her rise to prostitution.
It's a 50 minutes long POV shot of Ted fricking the viewer episode
meant for
a spinoff about vacumn guy might be cool but his actor's dead so not gonna happen
honestly, i think the character with the best potential for a spinoff is unironically huell
>a spinoff about vacumn guy might be cool but his actor's dead so not gonna happen
but he died way back in 2019 and was in the El Camino movie
>movie came out 2019
wtf where did the time ago
Walt Jr. becomes a meth lord like his father.
Albuquerque breakfast king
The life of a Los Pollos Hermanos employee who discovers the drug stuff on accident
Underrated
Flexin Flynn
Walt Jr uses the money he got from his dad to fix his body and he becomes a body builder and later a pro wrestler, John Cena joins the cast when this happens
Walt Jr. growing up and becoming an NFT trader who launders money.
walt junior gets adopted by the mexican cartels and turned into their premier sicario
crossover with ozark
Buddy cop series with Hank as the main character
A soft reboot/sequel with walter jr and brock as his jesse. Flynn could be his alias like heisenberg.
>racist duo show with Gomey and Hank
>every episode or most episodes are self contained stories
>we get to see more of Hank and Steve in the field being hilarious and racist
Gomey go beat your piñata, rest of you get to shit posting
prequel featuring only the hot women and their wild crazy times in college
Breaking Mrs Kettleman
It would be "here's the kid I was telling you about" levels that shouldn't be possible, but I was always curious about GreyMatter Inc. & the backstory there. Like, what do they even do? And what was the actual extent of Walter's contribution to the start of the business. And why did Gretchen leave him for Cheesedick McDumboears?
he left gretchen
Did he? I don't remember them really saying on the show, except for falling-out/ parting of the ways/ whatever they called it being an obvious euphemism for "she was with him, now she's with his partner/best friend & it got weird so he sold out cheap & split".
I think Vince said that Walt was jealous of her wealthy family or something. It was inferred in their scene together at the dinner
Yeah, that was a great scene. I guess I don't really need my curiosity satisfied, it just always seemed like there was a whole lot there. A whole lot of whatever made Walter the bitter failure he was. And it always seemed like he certainly had a big hand in the actual brainwork of GrayMatter. In the last episode where he went to see them it was pretty apparent that he was especially seething over them going on tv & saying he only made up the name.
It's better for it to be a mystery
but what role does Gray Matter Technologies play in the timelines theory?
Idk but Reddit should know
I think it's pretty self-evident, he broke up with Gretchen because of his own insecurities, cashed in his share of Grey Matter because he couldn't work with her still, and had to watch his former company make billions while he struggled in his shitty job with his dumb fat wife and moronic son.
I'd rather we don't get one. The only thing left worth writing for is how Jessie fricks up in Alaska from El Camino. BB closed off its ending decently and BCS is taking care of the ends in the past.
It's not even a mystery it's very clear cut beginning and end and just some overtly dramatic shit tacked on to Walters backstory that doesn't even make sense and points him into the direction of being actually moronic. Like mental illness moronic even before the cancer kicked in because
>He puts all that work into the company,has a good relationship with a good girl and probably a good job
>And then just absolutely trashes it because "muh inferiority" when he's as much of a partner as Chuck is to HHM or he was with Jessie and then goes on in life to date and marry Skylar who puts him into a WAY WORSE situation where he often feels like he isn't a man,is pushed around by Hank and has a disabled son
But you know? He doesn't end that. But still it's the dude who played 4D chess with an intelligent and autistiically focused drug lord. It's the dude who practically founded a billion dollar company. It's the dude who taught at a school with no hiccups. It's just a worthless "...Huh?" pointless addition.
Walter just realizing out of the blue one day after years that 'huh, my gf's parents are rich snobs that don't like me' and pretty much cutting off all contact with her and his friends and connections from college in general is beyond moronic. There needed to be a reason to have him abandon that life but it should have been better thought out. Something like Gretchen cucking him with earboy would have made sense and made the whole Ted deal even more insulting for him.
>Walter just realizing out of the blue one day after years that 'huh, my gf's parents are rich snobs that don't like me' and pretty much cutting off all contact with her and his friends and connections from college in general is beyond moronic.
That's not it at all, what she says is they were at some family trip and then he left her without saying anything, it was obviously something that was bubbling away at him for a while but as we see countless times throughout the series he never talks about personal or relationship issues with his family (he keeps trying to keep his cancer a secret and lying about everything else).
>Something like Gretchen cucking him with earboy would have made sense and made the whole Ted deal even more insulting for him.
This is such a moronic, childish take, that a relationship can only end because the guy being cucked by the woman. The whole point of Elliot was to show Gretchen with an objectively uglier, dorkier version of Walt, to show the life Walt should have had with her if he wasn't an emotionally stunted moron.
he left her because he has a huge ego and inferiority complex. it makes perfect sense based on his characterization. you're just a brainlet
flynn trying to get laid in college and making a fool of himself in process
>I am the son of Heisenberg lol
Why? It’s not like anyone actually cares about the spinoff. Even this thread is still all the same lame memes you redditors have posted since the show first aired
Prequel of them all in school. Jesse and Nacho are students, Walt is the teacher, the mexican twins are exchange students, Mike is the janitor, and they all get into new hijinks every episode.
>not making Mike one of the students as well (still portrayed by Jonathan Banks)
it's obviously going to be a Fring backstory
His son's struggle with disability.
Dinosaurs.
slapstick buddy flick with badger and skinny pete and their attempts to go straight and subsequent inability to hold down a job while also trying to save the local orphanage being shut down and turned into swanky hotels/apartments by comically fiendish developers
holy mother of based
while also trying to save the local orphanage being shut down and turned into swanky hotels/apartments by comically fiendish developers
COMFY
>the episode where they have to save the mistreated animals from a travelling circus and they overrun Albuquerque
>the episode where Skinny Pete wants to get jacked and takes steroids but gets roid rage and Badger has to tell him he accepts him for who he is
>the episode where Badger gets a job at Los Pollos Hermanos and has to endure Gus and Mike's weird autism and Badger suspects they're undercover FBI agents
>running gag throughout the season is them being chased by a southern redneck with a shotgun because Badger had sex with his daughter
>has to endure Gus and Mike's weird autism and Badger suspects they're undercover FBI agents
This is all brilliant get on the phone.
Here's the extended script: Gus and Mike have got Los Pollos Hermanos and all its employees wiretapped and bugged so they know that Badger and Skinny Pete are onto them. There's a serious discussion between Gus and Mike over whether they should kill them to keep their secret. Eventually Mike says "I have... another solution" and the next time Badger is listening in on Gus in his office he picks up the phone, puts on a fake English accent and discusses his "top secret mission" to infiltrate the Southwest American drug trade to MI6.
Gus hangs up the phone and is content that Badger will believe he's a foreign agent of Her Majesty's Government and leave him alone. However, Badger walks in, revealing that now that he knows the truth he wants to help Gus in his undercover operation and has the skills and connections to become a secret agent.
The episode ends on Mike and Gus discussing a secret mission designed especially for Badger and his elite skillset.
>buddy flick
Yeah, the 40 year old men living together are "buddies".
>Zoomer who's had his perception of human relationships skewed by social media can't understand the concept of a platonic friendship
Many such cases!
You in-closets always say that. Remember, it's not gay if balls don't touch.
stop gaying up the thread, Black person
they could play with that theme vicariously through the secondary characters occasionally asking about the oddness of them living together while they remain clueless manchildren to who the thought would never even occur
Church yo
not a spinoff but more of a spiritual succesor that moves away from alberquerque goes into someone moving drugs around the world ala George Jung but set in mordern times.
maybe a two-parter or even a one-off feature detailing gus's backstory
a whole new series so close to BCS would be pushing it
Ten years have passed since the end of El Camino. Jesse is now 35 and lives a quiet life in Alaska, maybe even with a wife and kids.
However, cartel members and/or dirty corrupt cops from his past find out about his fake identity and his whereabouts and his life is turned into chaos.
I could play Jesse's younger brother if anyone remembers him from Breaking Bad.
Jimmy McGill would be in it.
Show about Brock as he struggles with addiction. Cartel plot line could be introduced as the stinger of the last half of first season.
Gomez son tries to catch him and inadvertently gets tied up himself while Walt Jr (who is now a glowBlack folk) tries to bust them both.
Other notable characters could be featured such as Gustavo's family that was never shown. And Mike's granddaughter.
Walter Jr
>breaking legs
El camino gets retconned, jesse meets with his parent but his dad has lung cancer that he cant afford so jesse, being the only one who knows how to make blue sky starts cooking again
Breaking bad is a mediocre soap opera
The kendrick lamarr of tv
it was alright till felina
Breaking Badder
Walter survived and is now a half cyborg, he makes meth for Neo-Pollo - meth empire ran by Gus’ son, Gustavo.
Flynn travels around the world eating breakfast in a new country every episode
Zombie comedy show with Hank and Gomez back on the force trying to make it work
Skylar's hair sallon business when she launders the money
The only choices are
a) Adventures of Young Hank
b) Holly White: Chemistry Supergenius
Mike in Philly and young gus in chile in the early 80s.
they can dual the stories like Mike and Jimmy.
Just make a full on cartel show, clearly that's what brainlets want.
Have the death of Eladio and the power vacuum be the kickstart of the show
New series
could be about the Cartel directly
lalo and kim after they run away together. it would be like bonnie and clyde