>what should we call the city the king landed in?
>how about King’s Landing
Bravo George.
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>what should we call the city the king landed in? >how about Kings Landing
What was Kings Landing tax policy?
The more you shit, the more you pay, the more you pay the more you shit
>The more you shit, the more you pay, the more you pay the more you shit
Thanks, saar.
Varries from king to king
Hello, frens. I'm so depressed rn. Been trying to get a job but no character references and last job was more than 10 years ago and everyone is looking for young people to hire. I was hopeful a few months ago that after online study to update my programming skills and getting certified I might get a job but now they're saying AI will wipe out the need for human programmers.
Buzz off normie
keep trying bro
Just use one of you family friends to get you a job and skirt the hiring process altogether via nepotism! Wait actually that is fricking impossible nowadays and you are forced to compete by submitting resume through the company website!
It is so miserable. The supply and demand is fricked. Remember when you were told about cold calling, showing up at the workplace with resume in hand? That never happens anymore.
Remember how in the later seasons it suddenly had like a desert outside the walls?
>not building a sea wall to keep out the sea Mexicans
ngmi
>that moronic "seawall"
who designed that
Romans
Look up the walls of Constantinople, which Kings Landing was based on.
or the walls of Dubrovnik which is literally the city in the picture
that is the real wall not CGI
>or the walls of Dubrovnik which is literally the city in the picture
>that is the real wall not CGI
>not CGI
Nani?
oh, I thought they just edited the surrounding town out and put trees in
it still is a real city with real sea walls
Whoever designed that was smart
The republic of Ragusa.
Most places are named like this, just the language and pronunciation changes over time.
>What should we call this gigantic island we found in the southern emisphere?
>I don't know, what's the latin word for "southern stuff"?
>"Australia"
that's not king's landing
dey cut all the trees to build ballistas
why did all the soil turn into sand?
>bell tolls in the background
Noooo not the hecking kids!
just another day at the office
Anti targaeryan terrorists were hiding under the schools and hospitals of Kings landing. Danaerys has a right to self defense don't be an antisemite.
Why is Iron Bank demanding the foreskins from male children as payment?
>OH N-
What the frick happened to all the trees?
Deforestation is a serious problem.
>original King's Landing like Monaco
>last season King's Landing like Morocco
>what should I call the first place winter falls?
>ohhh, I know! Winterfell!
I like the Ser
No wonder his fat ass can't make sensible ending.
He just threw Napoleon,Washington, Hitler,Mandela,Gandhi,Dalai lama,zombies,Dragons in an African continent above equator to fight over a pointy chair and added his incest rape sex fetish to make it interesting.
Add dwarfs also.
>king's landing
>no airport
grrm is a fat fricking hack
>iron bank
>no iron airlines
>hmm, what should I name this character
>well his main traits are being a man and a raider
>"Man's Raider"
bravo
>Not visible port
>character says no he dun wannit a lot
>what should we call him
>Jon’s No
Lel
GoT is to manchildren what harry potter is to women
>What if we call our capital after our first kang?
>Washington it is.
And you think Circuit City is a better name?
Actually it’s called King’s Landing because it’s where Aegon landed himself. Landing as in the process of giving someone land, like a landed knight. Since Aegon was the conqueror he had no one to land him technically so he landed himself.
he had dragonstone
A name is what you make of it.
Names are for friends.
How do you think real life cities are named?
>Norfolk
>Suffolk
>Eastfolk
>Westfolk
not really a counterpoint but a lot of american cities have weird names... hannibal and carthage for one. i find it interesting
those arent even weird names...Hell, Santa Claus, there are a bunch that are way weirder than carthage
you don't find it weird to have an american city named after some place in northern africa?
>street is full of crackheads, thugs, gangbangers and criminals
>call it Martin Luther King Street
Every single time.
>move capital east
>call it eastern capital
bravo meiji
Kings landing kinda forgot about where it was located
How many versions of King's Landing did they go through? This one has to be the most moronic one.
They were filming around Dubrovnik at that time so they included many features of the landscape which surrounds it. The problem is they were inconsistent as post
points out.
christ george rtard martian is such a hack fraud it's unreal
What do they eat? Not a single farm nearby
Fish?
I hope no one ever tells you how german towns are named
Why was King's Landing in the show's first 6 seasons a naval city that looks like that, but in S7/8 it started being in the middle of a desert?
Kings landing isn't surrounded by hills or on a peninsula like that what is this fake bullshit?
>mfw gurm calls the royal cobblestone clippityclops "kingsroad"
>mfw sansa calls clippy cloppy mammal droppy "shift"
what do they eat?
where's the farms?
We kinda forgot about the farms.
It's a play on Knot's Landing. George R.R. Martin is a hack and a lot of the plot points of his books are direct ripoffs of Dallas, Dynasty, Knots Landing, Falcon Crest and other primetime soaps popular in the 70s to 90s when he was writing his books. He worked in TV so he was well aware of the shows and the writers.
Dallas was his biggest source of plagiarism and no one ever calls him out on it.
most irl cities have dumb names but they just happen to be in old or foreign languages we don't recognize
>what should we call the city with a major harbor?
>how about Le Havre (The Harbor)
Bravo God
>what should we call this big city that people go to?
>how about Istanbul (“to the city”)
Bravo Greeks
we will soon call it Constantinople again
>Greeks
Nice bait.
You do realize it was the colloquial name for the city even during the byzantines?
> The name İstanbul (Turkish pronunciation: [isˈtanbuɫ], colloquial Turkish pronunciation: [ɯsˈtambuɫ]) is commonly held to derive from the Medieval Greek phrase εἰς τὴν Πόλιν (Greek pronunciation: [is tim ˈbolin]), literally 'to the city'[22] and is how Constantinople was referred to by the local Greeks.
Absolutely horrendous attempt at a “gotcha”.
>what should we call this region that was an important province of the Roman republic then empire
>how about the Province
Bravo southern french