What should we expect bros? Hopes?
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Hopefully more naked Biel if her recent stuff is anything to go by.
Not with dried up had Elizabeth Banks in it. She has made sure everything she has been in recently is totally "clean". She is doing the reverse of what most actresses do. Meanwhile Biel desperately wants to show off that body she has religiously been working on.
I love how desperate biel is to show off her body now. Bet she regrets not doing more nude stuff in her 20s when she had the entire world in her hands.
>Bet she regrets not doing more nude stuff in her 20s when she had the entire world in her hands.
Maybe if they hadn't accused her of child pornography when she posed almost naked before she was 18 that would have happened.
last time she showed he delicious butt was like 2 years ago, how is that desperate?
*her
lol feet gays, mentalcuking themselves from enjoying beautiful women will never be not funny
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Justin is a lucky man.
Married Biel, but before that had relationships with Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz. If you're of a certain age, I guess ~5 years younger than him or so, he was with a good chunk of your first screen crushes.
Imagine being so good looking you cuck one of the hottest actresses ever AND one of the hottest popstars of all time.
Biel is the Michael Jordan of Bimbos.
God she's the perfect mommy. Wish she was my mom so bad.
not with those water skis she calls feet
>perfect-looking actress
>footgays leave us alone because of some imaginary fault
Awesome
lmao
I swear footgays are a special breed of moronic.
Like, even if there is an actress whose breast shape I don't like (if there are known nudes of her), it doesn't particularly matter in any pic where she doesn't show them or where she wears a flattering bra/clothes that make her body look nice.
you need a better monitor
What are you on a bout? Biel has some of the best looking feet for LITERALLY decades now.
What must go wrong in your life to become a footgay? Almost every other part of a woman has more appeal...
>callused yellow feet
b***h better hit up that foot salon
Did her directing career dry up or something?
Charlie's angels tanked hard
Hopefully Elizabeth Banks' feet.
But biel has the god tier feet
From the thumbnail I thought this might be a new season of Modern Family.
hag slop
Give me all your hags bros.
I'll take them with open arms.
to the juicing room!
Now I understand that reference
Keep calm Pierce
fricktoy
Why do you guys always sexualize the frick out biel, she's not a pornstar lmao.
can't she be a fricktoy for her husband?
It's her fault, she's dressed porn
it's not me, that what she was for her sister here
im so so sorry for getting a boner
I'm having a brain fart and can't remember who the top right one is, even though I definitely know her.
Lucy Lawless, Xena
Holy shit. I didn't recognize her at all in this pic, then. I was thinking in the direction of Keri Russell or Amanda Peet or one of those faces.
This feels like it should be a roll pic
it is anon, but not today
Elvira is the only miss, everything else is a big win.
Replace ugly ass Elvira with Diane Lane or Sela Ward for example. Fixed it for you.
Pointless, everybody knows Biel is the better sister, the better woman
should've been from yesterday studios tbh senpai
Hopefully spicy hot lezdom and incest scenes
Would every episode end with them fighting naked in different scenarios and BBB (Big Butt Biel) sitting on Banks' face until she was unconscious?
God I hope so. That would actually make it a show worth watching for me
made to humiliate the rest of the womanhood
I want to see her dominate every actress alive
For me, only the beautiful or cute or hot ones, there are tons of ugly actresses these days
I see what you mean but the ugly ones getting put in their place would be great to see too
she would be accused of cruelty
God she's such a high quality prostitute
she should go redhead
Yes.
great webm
that neck
Elizabeth Banks's butt is bigger.
That can't be right
For you
It's true
ha ha ha this is his evidence ha ha ha
cope
Ha ha ha ha why?
oh man I loved her in those hunger games movies
Holy fricking kino especially if Elizabeth competes with her boobies against Biel's perfect ass. Biel wins of course.
Bullshit
Depending on how exactly she sits on Banks' face, perhaps Elizabeth bites her pussy. A solid CHOMP and not letting go.
Biel's pussy muscles are stronger than Banks' mouth
Based
She does and she's gorgeous
what's going on with Biel? few weeks ago I read she is going to be in a series called The Good Daughter, now it's The Better Sister
She's been going after all the incest roles for some reason lately
>lately
she was trying to kiss her brother in the first episode of 7th heaven
kino incoming
Biel is looking bogged.
I hate this world.
but she isn't
Yeah, he's clearly blind. Biel is still a 10. She's just not the 14/10 she used to be, but realistically that level of beauty and physique was probably never sustainable.
especially after 2 children
Fricking loathe Banks. She's the one that finances all those gay agitprop movies, you can tell just by looking at her that if she could press a button to kill every straight white man child and baby she'd slam that shit faster than she could slam against a israeli producers wiener
id still do her.
Elizabeth Banks is unironically one of the stupidest famous people working in hollywood right now. And that says a lot.
She's also pretty hot. But goddamn is she a fricking moron. She's not even a bad director, necessarily. Cocaine Bear was alright (except for the bear's lack of screentime in a film where you want to watch a cocaine bear go on a rampage). As long as she has no involvement in writing this or influencing the story, it could be good. But I have no idea what the source material is like
What makes her stupid?
Every single time she opens her mouth for an interview she says something so unbelievably dumb you'd think she was trolling if it was anyone else.
My favourite will always be the time she went up on stage and had a go at Steven Spielberg for never making a film with a female lead. This was less than a year after he released The BFG, nevermind The Colour Purple decades earlier
>My favourite will always be the time she went up on stage and had a go at Steven Spielberg for never making a film with a female lead.
Reminds me of Jennifer Lawrence proclaiming that Katniss Everdeen was the first female action heroine.
She's not stupid she's evil. See
Now I don't want her near Jessica.
you sound like a frickin idiot
Frick off Elizabeth and do literally any research before you go spouting off bullshit next time
hasnt she only directed two movies, cocaine bear and charlies angels? people ITT are talking about her like shes directed 10+ flicks. did i miss something?
She did one (or 2) of the Pitch Perfect films and didn't completely frick it up
i havent seen those.
They're alright. Imagine Glee but as a trilogy of films starring prime Anna Kendrick. Hardly high art but fun turn your brain off slop
>Imagine Glee
havent seen that either. i dont care for musicals
>prime Anna Kendrick.
i have a friend who thinks shes ugly but ive always thought she was cute. would berry
I avoid seeing those
Unless they figure out who’s the better sister by who makes the other cum hardest I don’t care
>The Sinner
>Call Jane
Literally what? I know Biel and Banks from plenty of stuff but that sure as shit ain’t it.
The Sinner is very well known, it lasted 4 seasons and tons of webms here
Then how come I’ve never heard of it, smart guy? Checkmate
Pitkino
Hard as diamonds
mirror doing its job
The guys who worked on this photo shoot were really in seventh heaven.
And he probably has tons of unreleased photos from this set that he probably jerks off to in private.
I don't blame him
Trios and dubs of truth
she owes us nothing
SHE WAS ONLY 17 YEARS OLD YOU SICK TWISTED BASTARD
wasn't she underage there?
Yes, she was
is this a remake of the good son?
Biel will be in The Good Daughter
Why won't they hire younger actresses?
Because no younger actress is as tronk
ass thong?
If Justin doesn't tap that at least once every night then the man is nothing less than homosex.
That was supposed to say "as stronk"
but I got what I wanted
last time she showed her butt
I don't really know the chronology of all the images I save
Me neither, but I know
biel looks like a monkey lol
female steven tyler
nah, there are pics, no, there is a video of them together and they don't look alike
It's funny that he called her a female Steven Tyler anyway, because that exact woman literally exists irl
Biel is fricking hot, but apart from the most obvious and natural desire to have sex with her, I'd love to play-wrestle / frick around with her. Have a sparring fight, a grappling match, whatever. Not to the point of injuring each other, but also not in a straight up fake way. I'd be fine with bruises, and hopefully she'd be too. I don't care if it turns out that she's weaker at this than I expected and not a serious challenge, and similarly I don't care if I get my ass handed to me, either. Even at current age she seems to have a great body for this kind of stuff, and genuine love for physical activity.
wonderful
What do you think her kinks are?
Within the realm of at least some reasonable possibility.
Cuddles
Kisses
Handholding
probably
I don't know but I really hope she is into facesitting and ass worship
you are a colossal homosexual
For what it's worth I would hope she's into these too
. And of course these are far more likely.
I remember seeing some anon on here one time who claimed to be private security who'd once worked for Biel and Timberlake, and apparently they went to swinger parties and/or orgies a lot. According to him, Biel is a massive hippie who's all about 'sharing the love' with as many as possible as some form of spiritual exercise.
It's 100% bullshit, but a man can dream
oh, that guy, his dad worked for nintendo
Maybe I'm the weird one here but I'd rather a hot celebrity I will never meet is a devoted wife rather than a prostitute, even if the latter raises my chance of every fricking her from 0% to 0.000000000000000001%
Well, her and Justin are best buddies with the Wade's in Miami and they are very well known to enjoy their orgies, sex parties, and ass eating.
Imagine getting to double team Biel with your best buds???
>Imagine getting to double team Biel with your best buds???
It'd be pretty fricking cool tbqh
Wonder if Biel has ever done double anal or double pussy. Nothing makes me smile more than a gorgeous beautiful Graceful elegant looking woman who has an absolute semen demon side of her.
It'd be a crime if a woman as insanely fit and beautiful as her was a starfish in bed
>was a starfish in bed
have you seen those ball training webms-gifs?
The SNL ones?
I think I have, but please, refresh my memory
>refresh my memory
I would, but I'm one of those banned anon
It's a cruel world
it is
I want Jessica to aggressively frick some younger woman's brains out.
I want Jessica to aggressively frick MY younger brains out
No, you can tell Biel is all about action and pleasing her partner.
How can you tell, o wise and learned anon?
She's been working at the gym meticulously since she was young. She has great stamina to go for hours, also just look at her dance moves in Powder Blue. You can always tell how good of a frick a girl is by her dance moves. Also she just has THAT look and those DSLs are the biggest give away of all. I bet Jessica Biel gives top class head.
she's an amazon who'll demand you hours of sex and hundreds of orgasms and if you can't keep up she'll dump your ass
snu snu
Probably why she needs several lovers at once.
> She's an amazon
On that note, I'd like to see her play an amazon fighting completely naked in a sandy arena. Blood and guts and sweaty sexy bodies.
>Biel is all about action and pleasing her partner(s).
FTFY
You have NO idea how badly I want this to be true. Just the idea that it's possible Biel has taken 3+ wieners at once is enough to get me to explode. Now I'm imagining if she has ever been bukkake'd
>has Biel
>share
noooooo waaaaay
It's what she's into, and it might be the only way you get to touch her. White women are freaks and I love it.
It's like a power play, anon, so your friends fully understand who's the man on top
>It's 100% bullshit, but a man can dream
I mean, yeah, sure.
Especially in today's climate when only people like Quentin Tarantino can be almost open about their kinks. And even then, I suppose if somehow it really became important for some reason, it won't be possible to definitively "prove" that Tarantino is into feet.
Most celebrities with at least a half-functioning brain know to be discreet, and it only rarely seeps through in their public-facing affairs like their work or their well-known irl adventures.
(continued , forgot to add:) Like, Armie Hammer was taken down in the court of public opinion over a relatively tame fetish, as far as fetishes go.
Didn't he literally consume human flesh?
He's into it as a fantasy (quite undeniably) but I don't think there was ever any evidence of him doing anything even of that sort for real. Like most fantasies go, anyway. This isn't surprising. At most, he'd be into it in a very ritualistic way, aka "let me cut a small tiny bit from the tip of your finger and taste it".
I can actually see Armie being a regular on the (older) gurochan or depravityrepository or some other place, but the kind of people who do engage in extreme/deadly kinks aren't the kind of people who get off to fantasies about idealistic versions of it.
He was technically metoo'd over non-consent / rape / misc similar allegations, but the leaked cringy sexting was what cancelled him in the public eye. The masses who saw those messages and were "eww wtf lmao" generally weren't even aware of that other stuff that he was taken to legal court for.
> doing anything even of that sort for real
I can't type
* doing anything even *remotely* of that sort for real
I mean that guy is right though
Cannibalism and similar themes aren't that weird, many people can conceptually understand it even if they can't relate.
Same with all kinds of violence, plenty of people are into consensual pain and into dom-sub with reasonable violence.
These aren't "weird" kinks, they are at most uncommon and socially frowned upon, but that's it. Like, there's an actress who a certain online community thinks might be into pussy pain. I sure understand why she'd keep it private, but it's not a "weird" kink. Normies would judge, but they wouldn't go "what the frick".
But when you have some frick on deviantart who commissions fetishy artworks of game characters being inflated and turned purple in the process... now *that*'s weird on top of disapproved. The bad kind of weird if a secret like this ever got out.
I always wondered for these sex parties do they just hire a ton of sex workers since they can be paid to stfu and they probably do that type of stuff all the time anyway.
Not hard to believe at all when you research Biels mother.
Jessica must have that Helen of Troy level pussy.
pineapples
My headcanon is that she is super into femdom and tries to live it out as much as possible
Remember that time Biel fingered her underage sister? Not that
this time?
anon
You know what, I think I'm gonna embark on collecting her movies and series in the best quality that's available on public and private trackers that I know of.
Guesstimates on the total folder size?
Will you include 10 years of seventh heaven?
Wasn't she on the show only for 6 or 7 seasons? For filmographies, my approach is to count "seasons" when the actor is a lead / ensemble co-lead throughout the season, and only single episodes when it's a guest appearance.
Like, for Kit Harrington, the entire 8 seasons of GOT would be his filmography, even if he is probably not present in some episodes here and there.
Meanwhile, a random TV actress who is hopping from one guest appearance in a random episode to another in a different show would only have these episodes.
So, for Biel, I suppose those first 7 or whatever seasons.
The archive of rarbg magnets luckily has webdls of all seasons, in fricking 1280x960 lol.
I don't have an estimate anyway.
you lunatic. dont do it
no way its more than 400 GB
Gemma Arterton will be some 1-1.5 TB. Jason Statham should be a little under 2 TB. Your 400 GB is a very low estimate for an actress working in reasonably mainstream productions for over 2 decades. A regular double-layered blu-ray is commonly some 35-40 GBs.
Holy sexo
>Hopes?
scissors
Hollywood really wasted Biel, good thing she's getting work now
Ehh.. she sorta did it to herself. Instead of embracing her glorious all time hot bimbo form like girls before her: salma hayek, denise richards, jennifer lopez, etc. she wanted to work on shitty dramas and times pieces so she lost a ton of weight and muscle because the "directors" were telling her she was "too good looking" for these roles and she took the bait.
We already had that talk, it was because she won a young artist award than other named-actresses won before her and time has show she is capable
Her character in Rules of Attraction is a thot
Yeah, but that was pretty early in her career, and her character is one of the most remembered things about that movie lol.
and then a stripper
European here
What's the big deal with that photoshoot? Just the fact that she did it while 17? Was 7th Heaven some super family friendly show and this was why it was so extra scandalous?
She was 18, don't start this shit again
> Born March 3, 1982
> she posed for a risque photo shoot that appeared in the March 2000 issue of Gear.
Do you know when the publication masters for [given month] issues of printed media are finalized, anon?
I like how the thread is about Elizabeth banks and Biel yet 97% of the thread is just talking about Biel. Kek.
Elizabeth Banks was hot as Betty Brant in Raimi's Spider-Man, but that's it.
Biel is, has been, and always will be absolutely fricking smoking hot.
Yeah, there's really no comparison here between Banks and Biel lol. I just hope Banks uses the hot girl right.
Most of Biel's anons have been banned.
It's blatant waifu discrimination, I tell you what
Why are Biel posters banned?
Who knows, but there is/was a Biel hater even more obsessive than Biel posters. he is probably the one reporting
It's the G*dongay, isn't it?
no, I saw a thread where he went into a fight with some she-hulk actress anon, They both involved Biel to belittle the other's w-aifu but it seemed like they both liked Biel.
>Banks
So you know it will be pure garbage.
All these anons fantasizing and all I've seen is Biel and Justin breaking up the dance at someone else's party
She could break up my dance any day
>series ordered by Prime Video
This is why everything is ass now. It's not a fricking pizza.
>It's not a fricking pizza.
ha ha
Biel should just do straight to video action shlock
She should make videos walking naked while talking nonsense but she won't
I didn't learn until recently that Biel is also israeli.
One of her great-grandfathers from her Dads side was israeli. She's less than 7% and it's the European type of israelite. So basically the larping israelite kind. She claims it for diversity points. Same thing with Jessica alba. She thought she was at least half native and turned up being 87% European LOL.
So this is about a little brother having to choose between his two older sisters right?
It wouldn't work when Biel is an option. 101% win rate.
This
She has a very, very frickable looking face.
>why aren't you jerking off to me anon?
Is she Cinemaphile approved to have leapt over the wall? She looks good to me.
She completely cleared the wall like an Olympic athlete. I imagine she will remain hot well into her 50s like other super beauties like Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek.
None Biel anon thinks about the wall, keep in mind she looks better without makeup
That little gut
Exhausted from the previous nights orgy.
ass jokes
un-biel-ievable things
How do you get invited to her orgies??
e-mail
PLAP PLAP PLAP
The other day I noticed how the water falling from her hair bounces off her buttock.
PLAP PLAP PLAP
PLAP PLAP
PLAP PLAP PLAP
PLAP PLAP
PLAP PLAP PLAP
PLAP PLAP
PLAP PLAP PLAP
On the DVD release, there's an audio commentary track, and Jessica herself comments on this scene. She says it was very nerve-wracking to film a scene in a "tiny" (her words) bikini that would be seen by an entire country, and she was doing tons of pushups and squats and crunches and whatnot in her trailer on the morning of the shoot to look her best.
any comment about night pool scene where we can see her boobs through her shirt?
Yes, but there is no comment about that semi-nudity. She talks about how it was very cold but the pool was heated to a comfortable temperature, so they stayed inside it between takes and during camera moves etc.
that waist
Why not just shoot with her eyes closed?
Biel's last 3 series have been entertaining, I can expect that again
My coomer dream, which is still possible, is for biel to have a full blown Halle berry monsters balls sex scenes, but maybe with even more nudity and sex! It will IMMEDIATELY revive her career!
I prefer a full nude scene with good lighting than a sex scene.
Her career is producing now. She doesn't need to do sex scenes...unless she wants to
she keeps adding sex and nude scenes to her productions.
goddess
Biel sits on Banks' face to show her that she is the Better Sister (tm)
Biel is a middle aged mom and the other one hates men
Horsefaced uggo with a fridged hardbody for closey gays
And you'd know all about closet gays, right, anon?
Banks has turned into some disgusting über feminist. I have revoked my obsession with her and won't watch anything with her in it. Except for rewatching 30 rock but that's mostly for Alec "where's my freaking gun, I need some cun" Baldwin.
Bielbros...
Good morning
make a teacher-student biel kino
I'd watch it
Unless it has actual, clear nude scenes it will suck.
If Biel hasn't done a nude scene yet, then she never will
but she has done it
She started off her movie career doing a nude photo spread and then eventually a stripper movie, but she was out of her prime by then.
a movie called London starts with Biel riding Evans
I should watch this.
You should
A2A
She looks unreal
made for hugs
Least horni biel enjoyer
everything can start with a hug
Total doll
that makeup girl is doing a bad job
>girl show by girl author
heh nice try, you're not tricking me again, I watched this shit
Sharp Objects was good though
Future generations will just think she was A.I. generated.
great skin
How many pools can you fill up with the amount of cum this scene has spilled?
I make my contributions
Me in the background
The Biel
ha ha Imagine if her dress fell off in the middle of the street.
Great neck and trapezius webm
>I'm a lawyer
>gang bang
and an anon said she didn't play bimbo
Liz Banks used to be so cute. id still do her
im halfway through the thread right now and dont ge me wrong I like Biel and shes way hotter than Banks...but i also was hopin to ogle Banks. Shes hot too ya know just not as hot
Ehh.. hard to compete with biel we have an image limit on threads and if the two choices are banks and Biel than the thread should be 90% biel.
i have scrubs on my drive i guess i could make some webms. i dont remember her doing anything sexy on there though or really being in any state of undress at least from waht i remember. kim SUCKS by the way
This is what has earned Biel a hater here.
Thread about actresses, Biel starts getting more posts than others, a homosexual goes neurotic claiming is one anon spamming her
>>two washed up old broads star in…
Who cares
Well, this thread has almost reached its limit, so I guess some anons care.
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