What should you do when you're born with superpowers but don't want to be a superhero?
What should you do when you're born with superpowers but don't want to be a superhero?
What should you do when you're born with superpowers but don't want to be a superhero?
Chill.
this. As long as you don't frick up anyone
Whatever feels right in your heart.
I think Kira Yamato would like the advice.
Kira Yamato chose
Become a supervillain.
Depends on the power.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Meteorology_Mastery
sailor or weatherman, probably sailor
I'd use it sparingly and tell people I have a superpower, but make minor mistakes so no one will believe me.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Torque_Infringement
I'm now the world's best engineer, by which I mean I'm paid more than every engineer and all I have to do is twist things.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Refrigerator_Attacks
I suppose I can at the very least defeat Peter Parker.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Flesh_Constructs
do you want a homunculi girlfriend? I suppose I would be pretty valuable in the plastic surgery industry too.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
useless, I could probably become a magician
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Flesh_Constructs
Huh, this would be useful in medicine. At least I can heal bruised and cuts and instantly close the surgery holes after an operation without any stitches.
Depending on my limits I may be able to attach limbs or even grow them a new one.
If I can only manipulate my own flesh, then I guess I could take risky jobs with high injury rates. Or just do porno. Again, depending on how powerful my ability here is, I can either just enlarge my dick, or sprout flesh tendrils and do live-action tentacle porn
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Quantum_Duplication
I'm too low IQ to use this power.
>"autotuned voice"
this is the gayest shit ever what the frick is this power
Objectively villain thing
You know that Adventure Time episode with the jiggler?
page had a fricking finn picture too
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Derivation
Nobody ever replies to these posts. Still, what a silly power to have (or be, I guess in this case)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Atmokinetic_Life_Creation Im gonna create my own society
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Psionic_Derivation
Well now I'm God so that's cool.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Underworld_Deity
Yeah, supervillain it is
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Size_Enhancement
Become a pornstar
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Telempathy
>Combination of Telepathy and Empathy.
I didn't know this was a thing. I always thought that Telepathy already encompassed Empathy.
I suppose it makes some sense, thoughts are electrical signals and feelings are chemical reactions.
>toilet mimicry
No i dont want to be a skibidi
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nature_Connection
>Nature Connection
What kind of hippie dippy useless power is this shit? Frick I might as well just be some pot smoking hippie that wanders the woods all day.
>Garbage Manipulation
I guess I'll just clean up the environment, nothing says I can't use this power to *remove* garbage
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ziz_Physiology
Doesn't seem that useful. Guess I can save money flying now.
>Wax wall generation.
Big Candle gonna pay me to make wax. Or perhaps pay me NOT to make wax to keep supply lower than demand.
>Spore Manipulation
What the frick can I do with this? Yeah I aint superheroing with this shit.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Attraction_%26_Repulsion
I would mainly use this to grab shit without moving and maybe find a way to move myself so I can save on public transport
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Obedience_Manipulation
Cop is the easy answer but lawyer is the based one.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Wasp_Physiology
Wasn't sure at first, but flying, lunglessness, wallcrawling, enhanced durability/strength and powerful bites? Not bad
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Knife_Manipulation
i choose to be a cheff and live in peach.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tattoo_Manipulation
Depending on the variation, I'd get a bag of money tattood on my ass and "realise" it to become a gajillionaire. Or apply tattoos of dicks and swastikas on people I don't like.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Unhealing
Yeah having this power would bum me the frick out and i wouldn't want to use it.
>Astrological Divination
I would 100 percent write for the newspapers but intentionally submit altered versions that are never too specific or just slightly off so no one takes it seriously.
>One Hit KO
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/One_Hit_KO
nice
stunt double?
While I feel they have no obligation to center their life around it, I feel at the very least it would be considerate of them to help when they just happen to be around a situation where someone will get hurt unless they act.
music man
Use your powers to accomplish entirely self-centered and mysterious goals, like the guy that built Coral Castle in Florida.
>Coral Castle is noted for legends surrounding its creation that claim it was built single-handedly by Leedskalnin using reverse magnetism or supernatural abilities to move and carve the stones.
>He spent more than 28 years building Coral Castle, refusing to allow anyone to view him while he worked. A few teenagers claimed to have witnessed his work, reporting that he had caused the blocks of coral to move like hydrogen balloons. The only advanced tool that Leedskalnin spoke of using was a "perpetual motion holder".
>can magically levitate rocks and carve them
>can't make a properly rounded circle
sounds legit to me
>can levitate rocks
>took 28 years to build a small park
It was made over the period of 28 years, meaning he changed his mind over how to arrange all the pieces. Do you know Leonardo worked on Mona Lisa all his life until his hand developed a serious cramp? And that's just 1 painting.
who said it was easy?
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Volcano_Mimicry
>User can take on the traits of a living volcano.
what the hell does that mean? i dont think i could a hero with that if i wanted.
I think that's literally the power of one of the New Mutants.
>KRAKATOA!
You could stand proud if you wanted
Perhaps use the volcano powers to create small islands? Maybe see if national governments would like to purchase your island creation powers, or you could make your own island with brothels & casinos.
he had the power to levitate rocks, not work fast
Use your superhero powers in secret, to succeed at life.
I would say becoming a superhero is the LAST thing you should become. There are million better uses for any superpower than being a vigilante.
I agree, we should have the State taking care of all crimes. The State is very good at it.
You should nut the frick up and use your powers for the common good anyways. You don't have to punch villains, you can haul freight or spin a generator or some shit, but there's a moral responsibility that comes with that level of capability.
>NOOOOOOOO, Y-YOU HAF TO HELP LE SOCIETY!!!!!!!
>W-WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPON-ACK
Frick off, commie homosexual.
Spider-Man is ironically one of the worst examples possible of the "great power, great responsability" quote for superpowers, the guy is as smart as Hank Pym and Tony Stark, that would make him smarter than any scientist in the real world, the guy could easily help millions through his inventions rather than stopping bank robbers.
Pym and Stark should also be doing way more with their intelligence to help people instead of drinking and beating women.
Stark did, before he became Iron Man. Created wound sealants and stuff.
that's just wank they told him because he's the most popular self-insert character in marvel. His best and only incredible invention is web fluid, which could have lots of applications in maybe construction if he went public, but it's a whole different thing from Pym and Stark and Reed who are making outerversal spaceships and dyson spheres and digital universes and infinite pocket dimension office rooms and chairs that teleport you to heaven and cures for all diseases and truly indestructible materials and shit. Those are the people who have no place in a regular world.
Spider tracers are kinda impressive, he managed to make something his Spider-Sense can detect.
I can understand not wanting to be a superhero after doing it for years. But if a super powered manchild is wrecking the place, wouldn't you want to step in since it is risking your blooming musical career?
>when you're born with superpowers but don't want to be a superhero?
...just don't use the powers?
It's not rocket science my man. If you have it, but don't want to use it, then don't use it.
Easy peasy.
Capitalize on it.
Apply my superpowers in subtle ways to make my life easier.
Supervillain
You be a superhero. Go away they.
Basically do what Metro Man did and not what Wanda Maximoff did.
Be a super hero. With great power must always come great responsibility. And this is why nobody likes mutants.
whatever you want with no consequences
Become a super-mercenary.
>Oh, you need my help to stop a giant monster rampaging through the city? Sure, if you can throw a couple million
>A dickhead in a costume is trying to destroy the world? I'll kill him for you if the price is right. What? No kill rule? That's fine, I charge triple for non-lethal takedowns
>You want me to fight in Ukraine? Maybe. Let me see if Putin will pay more, real quick
Live a normal life. Cant use your powers in public or around others though cause the second you use it to save someone from dying under some heavy machinery they will snitch on you to the government.
"Man that sucks, but it's not really my problem"