what snacks do you eat when watching a movie?

what snacks do you eat when watching a movie?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let me tell you what I DON'T eat: popcorn. Last time I went to a theater and ate a bunch of popcorn I got really backed up and the next day I shat out a good deal of blood. The hulls did a great job slicing up the internal 'roids. I don't eat popcorn anymore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. diverticulitis

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, it seems only to be internal 'roids. Episodes are painless (the thing you mentioned entails pain). I've also had a colonoscopy over this, with another to be scheduled soon, and they confirmed it's only internal 'roids. I made you all read an anecdote about my colon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can peanuts do that too? I wonder sometimes if peanuts are actually food.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. I still indulge in peanuts (the hard bits are just little rocks rather than sharp-knife things, so they're passed much more easily and are rich in fiber besides), but after a bunch of peanuts I still sometimes notice a small bit of bleeding, but nothing like what the popcorn did. I made you read yet another post about my colon.

            To keep it Cinemaphile related, has Cinemaphile ever enjoyed a piece of Cinemaphile content that they later found they could no longer enjoy due to personal misfortune? Pic related.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i have a small hard black spot on my dick that's definitely grown over the last few years and i don't want to deal with it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cancer, dead in 5 years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eat your beans.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That homie LEX__ LUTHOR

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        gonna be a stinky car ride home hehe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What a b***h. People that ruin movies should be lynched.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the smell of the theater seat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Popcorn gives me horrible acid burps

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Popcorn is full of fibre. It didn't back you up. If anything the fibre probably helped dislodge a massive blockage in your colon which tore your sphincter on the way out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You sure its not from having your pucci torn up by 10 BBCs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes goy, consoom the GMO corn and HFCS "butter" sold at a 2000% markup.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I got really backed up and the next day I shat out a good deal of blood
      What the frick, you need to see a doctor

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i just ate like 1000 calories of potato chips in 20 minutes i feel like shit and hate myself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's so hard about just... not acting like a fatass?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Paqui. (Though not that one chip bullshit.)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fellas, I love a beer with my movie.
    I drink beer super slow compared to wine, mixed drinks, etc. so it just goes so well with a good (or bad) kino.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not hot cheeto breadcrumbs
    NGMI and not chef pilled

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh shit this looks good
    i miss my lays wavy barbecue ham sandwiches 🙁

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    popcorn

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boogers

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    beef ribs

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Six million israelites died in the Holocaust. Say it.

    Say it.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Respect the fat-assery but can't ignore the half assed schmear.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Breast milk on tap haha. I haven’t talked to a woman I’m not related to in six months

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't spoken to a woman in 7 months. I win.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my mother died before i was born so ive never talked to a woman

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Damn. Crown this king right here.

          [...]
          Do shop assistants count?

          Depends on how they talked to you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i am trury sorry for yuor lots

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't spoken to a woman in 7 months. I win.

      Do shop assistants count?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dis homie eating hot cheetos

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Popcorn, licorice, and 7up, because it reminds me of when I was a child and went with my Mother to the movies (we did this a lot because it was relatively cheap and my Mom likes movies). I actually enjoyed things back then and wasn't the jaded angry Man i've become and to feel like a child again, even in part for a fleeting moment, does bring me some small joy.

    I miss my Mom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      (hug) Some foods reminds me of my long gone grandparents.

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