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The Wilf of Wall Street
Django Unchained
Inglorious Bastards
Hot Fuzz
The Hangover
No, that's the kino favoured by his moody son
These
>The Milf of Wall Street
the fast & furious movies
Ricky Gervais' After Life
Love Island
Is that his mom? I'm judging solely by the amount of bogging going on.
>tfw waking up next to your bogf after a ruff nite
Please tell me this is an animatronic
did she get hip implants or something
The musical catalog of Ollie Wride
Are deanos and their slags the equivalent of jersey shore types?
deanos are basically what you get when you cross the lower middle class variety of chav with a bachelors degree (2.2) in business studies and the resulting white collar job
That woman on the right was in Geordie Shore, the British Jersey Shore
He watches sports exclusively. Mostly footy with the lads
what do they eat?
Wasnt there a Call of Duty map like this?
Saint Deano Eglise
why is everything so goddamn soulless nowadays
although to be fair Britain has always been an awful grey soulles dystopian landscape, I swear to fricking God there's nothing more depressing than the British working class -- I would rather be a Kentucky coalminer than live in some rainy blue collar English shithole
American Suburbs are much much scarier than being British
Honestly no.
These aren't Deanos, these are Chavs
They're the same thing, only Deanos have rich mommies and daddies.
yeah and it's a council estate, not a barrett new build with cars on finance
>mfw the c**t in pink punched the other one
Julius Caesar noted the unusually violent nature of British women and nothing has changed. If anything they've got worse. Apparently a few years ago we passed some sort of watershed where women were doing the majority of post closing time brawling.
I live right across the channel from Br*ts and a recent study found that women here drink bigger quantities of alcohol than men, I think there was a 6% margin, can't imagine how bad it is in Ingurland.
Love me some trashy c**ts, can't date a woman who doesn't drink and smoke.
I'll say this for them, they genuinely love sex and have few, if any, inhibitions. I've dated French girls and while they may promise a higher level of sophisticated eroticism, they have a nasty tendency of remembering they are Catholics at the last minute.
>French girls
>remembering they are Catholics at the last minute
lmao what kind of remote shithole did you go to?
and do these french women try to shoo you out of bed at the end?
You live across the channel from us? Can you pack it in sending those foreigners over to us in boats. We know you're doing it to piss us off because we left the EU but pack it in now, alright lad? We've both had a laff but stop that shit or we'll be sending bus loads of council estate chavs to France every Summer for their hols.
Sorry, we decided to keep qt Ukrainians and are sending our best future rocket psychologists, you'll thank us later.
Look I thought it was a reet laff you lads getting your blacks to beat up those scouser twats in Paris but calm down the dinghy boats or we're serious, we're booking National Express buses to send our council estate scum to you. We'll do to you what we did to the South coast of Spain, Benidorm.
i don't understand a fricking thing these people are saying.
this looks like the pre deano age
there's a bizarre time warp in the UK
some areas are unironically still living in 2007
the monkey's paw to it is that they're hilariously poor
some areas dont have electricity and are stuck in the 1920s dial up on pre ww2 lines
>and are stuck in the 1920s dial up on pre ww2 lines
My shitty road is surrounded by cabled internet but we don't even have fibre to the cabinet. So I have to suffer with a 4G router.
>he thinks this is British Working Class
this is middle class
>this is middle class
Lad how poor are you, this is working class. Everything is bought on finance the only difference between these working class and council estates are, deano's actually work a job whereas council estates are dole scroungers both are still working class.
Pic related is a middle class home, notice the character features, the maintained garden with shrubbery, large windows along with chimney denoting it's age i.e. it's not a new build. It's also a detached property. Middle class do not live in terraced housing.
It would help if I posted the picture, fricking hell. Anyway here's the picture I was talking about.
>along with chimney denoting it's age i.e. it's not a new build
are you beyond moronic?
>Middle class do not live in terraced housing.
they do now you fricking spaz
That house is cringier than the Deano new builds, who the frick slaps Tudor nonsense onto an Edwardian house.
Seething working class.
>who the frick slaps Tudor nonsense onto an Edwardian house
nouveau middle class, that's who.
For an ESL, what the frick is "on finance" mean? As in paying off in rates?
Yep. Usually at 30% interest
It means renting it
No it does not. It means bought on credit. Complete the payments, the thing is yours. When you rent something, no amount of payments will ever transfer it's ownership to you.
Basically a loan with really bad APR tends to be over 20% as typical. Deanos buy on finance loans rather than typical/ traditional bank loans as they have really bad credit ratings due to maxing out their first credit cards at 18 and never repaying.
Finance works by this,
Deano wants a loan, bank refuses due to deano having bad credit
Deano then goes to third party Finance company.
Finance company gets their money from banks loans typically on low APR say 2-3%(hypothetical), but they earn their profit by then giving Deano the same loan but charging 28-35%
Deano is now happy with barret home and chav car all bought with finance, Deano is now outwardly to his friends rich, but in reality is working poor as he gives over most of his working salary just to maintain the appearance.
>Homes in England are getting made with cheaper materials, less floor area/foot print, and considerably smaller windows to save money even further
>Home in England are now more expensive, in some cases twice the price of equivalent home 30 years older
I wish there was an investigation in to housing developers
How easy is it for developers to get planning permission to build on greenbelt land?
Very easy in the South East, the government were giving local councils money if they freed up land for housing development, there's new housing popping up everywhere.
All you need is an envelope full of cash to give to the local council and boom, hundreds of new builds on the nearest flood plain.
So long as they give the local council a few homes to house refugees, its all good.
A painter told me there are 3 different colour doors on new builds red would be for people to buy, green would be housing the company own to rent out, black would be for the local council to do as they wish.
Housing Developers are a mafia in britain.
Much like the bi-partisan support for unfettered migration, both Labour and the Tories refuse to hinder their bullshit because they believe that more houses suits their political needs.
>being this moronic
Houses aren't being built because a low supply forces house prices up - if house prices come down boomers will seethe so neither party will do it. What few house being built are built shittily because the construction industry shareholders want the highest profit margins possible
can one no-clip into the isolated spaces?
while that looks like a tortures existence I still cant help but to wonder about the quaint little chav and british lives inside those windows.
Takeaways, thousands of pounds worth of takeaways.
jesus christ thats horriifying
What's crazy is this isn't some uncommon, particularly soulless example. This is how they look across the country, in every suburb. They're every bit as grim as the old terraced housing strips in city centres from yesteryear.
There are simply too many people in the country.
>There are simply too many people in the country.
racist bigot
Not racist just don't like em. Simple as.
I just noticed how small those windows are because I was distracted by the moronic fences. What the frick is going on with those fricking windows?
This is what happens when developers have to stick to 'eco-friendly' building designs. Cavity walls are fricking massive, each floor has thick insulation, underfloor heating raises floor up a few more inches. As a result, you have a massive house with tiny rooms.
Horseshit. Builders aren't required to stick to "eco-friendly" designs at all, they've successfully being lobbying against changing the building codes to enforce that for fricking years now, and most new build houses are C rated for energy efficiency even when they stick some token solar panels on the roof. If you're willing to pay ~20% over the odds for a home advertised explicitly as an eco-home, you'll get a B+ rated house at best. For reference even an A+ efficiency rating is *several* times less efficient than the Passivehaus standard which is what new homes *should* be built to(a passivehouse will have essentially no heating bills if you're willing to tolerate a ~17-22C variance in internal temp over the year, and with a decent solar array can be energy-negative even in the UK).
The reason they build shitty rabbit hutches crammed together on desolate tarmac hellscapes with a postage stamp of fenced in astroturf to the rear is simply that it makes them loadsamoney and they know frickwitted dipshits like you and the Deanos of the world will buy them anyway and then whinge about
>"It's loik good old Nige and Bozzah were sayin' on the telly innit, that green agenda stuff is makin' it all cost more, nuffink to do with the politicians all being best buddies wiv the builders nah, stupid fackin' greenies innit."
They say it’s because smaller windows is better insulation. It’s not and windows should be as large as possible for natural light. The real is it’s cheaper
these are Amazon Basics houses, the fricking cheapness of these build is horrifying
why are there walkways and gates from one yard to another?
'to build community'
That's where the stabbings happen
It's street access so you can move things directly to the backyard without going through the house, I reckon
So you can put your bins out on bin day without drawing them through the house.
Also to get sexually assaulted by Sally's mum when she comes home drunk yet against.
Probably something to do with fire code. Need to have an exit from the "yard".
oh I see they do actually go to the street, that middle one is a T shape
Where else are they to buy or sell drugs
>That no mans land in the middle
Kino
I live like this.
Ask me anything.
How much do you make a year?
53k, missus makes 58k
Why the runtshack then?
Just renting until we buy something actually good
>renting a barrattbuild
shiggy diggy
It has:
Good location
Four bedrooms so me and the missus can have an office each and a guest bedroom
Excellent warmth in winter (but it's literally suffering in summer. Far too warm. Even dangerous, actually)
>meat and 3 veg
>bangers and mash
>bugglers and squeek
>frog in the pond
>donkers and plodders
only the best my non-bong friend
Mr Bean
The Chase
>those teeny tiny little legs
>thinner than stace's legs
I didnt know deano skipped leg day.
I saw a pack of Deanos down the pub on Friday afternoon, whole load of tight shirts and trousers, boat shoes with no socks, arm tattoos and fade haircuts.
were their arms big but their legs skinny?
Literally made for Deano
Layer Cake is more deanocore
Guy Ritchie has never made a decent film.
His RocknRolla and on are all stellar
This film is dog shit compared to the soul of Lock Stock and Snatch. Only zoomies and normies/chavs think it is good
are there sub-breeds of deanos? do scotland/wales/north ireland have their own version of deanos?
Deano is an English and Welsh phenomenon. There are insufficient Barratt housing estates and Nandos to sustain a population in Scotland and Northern Ireland.
>watch on finance
actually a good idea
Good question
Aren't they called Neds in bonny Scotland?
She shit on the floor
is deano a real person or an archetype?
real person
archetype
known lots of people exactly like them and yes a couple of them were called Deano
Foight Cloob
what do deanos eat?
Blitz diet
Tinned lentils and boiled potatoes apparently.
Maccy D's, anything you can throw in the oven for 20-25mins, pot noodle
>damn babe you made these boiled potatoes too spicy
shut the frick up Black person
I can make fun of deanos, british cooking or entirety of england whole day but "ypipo don't use they spices" is the most unfuniest shitskin twitter cope I've seen
It’s not cope when it’s true. Whites can’t cook to save their lives.
as opposed to who? Africans?
>third world cuisine:
>rotten meat
>dying vegetables
>shit loads of paprika and other assorted peppers
>cook for 7 hours until all bacteria has died
>serve in a bowl
>only use right hand to eat, because left hand has poopoo on it from latrine
>go online and shit talk British people eating fresh vegetables and meat
thought you were talking about british food right up until that last sentence lmao
>british cuisine:
>brown slop
>green slop
>meaty water
>carb sandwich
>no spices, not even salt or pepper
>food so terrible you import poopjet and rapejesh to make thirdie slop that looks exactly like yours but spicy and has mouse droppings
Brit cuisine isn't stellar but I quite liked their meat pies and anything that goes with brown sauce, clearly you've never been
Thirs world people eat less processed foods and more fresh produce. And they are not as fat.
Your white fragility is showing
YO homie b***h MUNFUGGA WHERE DA SEASNIN AT DAYUMMMMMM MUHFUGGA IZ YOU FO REAL???
SHIIIIIIIIET
The deconstructed shepherd's pie
was about to say, is that what they were going for, realized they were incompetent and just gave up?
This is what it's meant to be.
How do you fail that hard?
Yeah honestly how can you frick up mashed potatoes?
dint ave a mashah or owt
It's mince & tatties ya dobber.
The tatties are supposed to be mashed ya southern poofter
It looks like shit and isn't fancy, but the meal is pretty healthy
potatoes looks undercooked
It's the HP sauce that annoys me. They've made some sort of stew with mince, why would you need to use sauce for any part of that meal. Use the stew.
they probably aren't using it, people just leave sauces on tables
This, along with English Breakfast and Sunday Roast, nowt better.
English breakfast is the way it is as well because as working class our ancestors wouldn't eat lunch (no lunch break middle class c**ts didn't give the lads one) so it was designed to give as much calories/ energy as possible to last until you finished your shift, got home and had tea.
Sunday roast is Sunday roast, nothing more English/ British than that.
>""""healthy""""
It's fricking carbs and oil. It's raw energy to get you through the day of work in the factory, but it's disgustingly lacking in vitamins and iron.
>lentils
>lacking in iron
Hello Cinemaphile, still misinforming people I see
Oh yeah, because people with a diet like this all look like healthy supermodels, right
Who the frick eats Stadium food? It's notorious for how shitty it is even by our bong standards.
homie this is exactly the kind of shit you people eat for breakfast.
>say something blatantly wrong
>get called out
>goes on an unrelated tangent
Go shill your keto diets elsewhere please
>"anglo cuisine is unhealthy" is wrong
>brain so addled by memes he can't follow a 2 post chain
Impressive
Anglos are fricking disgusting.
good hearty scran
the nelson scrandella, as it were
I was thinking that's too much bean sauce, but all that toast, his nan was thinking 5 steps ahead.
brb gonna hoover my lawn
>astroturf lawn
>no other plants on the property
>garden shed
why?
>he doesn't have a wank shack
To store the footy goal in
for stuff that won't fit in the house
*nglo culture
it's for jerking off in, in peace. I thought this was a common thing worldwide?
if your dog takes a dump then you'll have to get the mop and bucket out
why leave the "path" shit slippery as
what's the point of having a shed?
because your neighbors have a shed.
it's for storing his halfords mountain bike he never uses.
lmao do brits really live like this? that's hilarious tbh
A certain and ever increasing portion of the population do yes. This is your typical 'new build' estate, the likes of which are steadily consuming the country because it's the only thing corrupt housing developers will build and the government lets them.
However a large amount of the population, probably most, think these places are tacky, depressing hell holes. Honestly there's still a lot of the UK that hasn't been swallowed up by this disgusting suburban sprawl and is still really beautiful. I grew up in a detached house with a massive garden in a village outside a small country town and it was heaven when compared to this shit. Good luck getting a place like that now on the kind of income my parents had.
Bong here - this is missing the chav parents playing on their phones sat around waiting for a disposable BBQ to cook drumsticks and Iceland beefburgers, while their out of control children navigate upturned plastic slides, faux-up-market garden furniture and abandoned piles of sun-dried staffy terrier shit. Incredible to think this hive of activity can take place in a 3x3 metre area.
Adrian drinks Brewdog and listens to Manic Street Preachers.
Not since the BBC documentary back in January.
t.Adrian
What do Adrians drink now? Still some sort of overly hopped IPA surely?
They've moved on to sour beer now
State.
Bazza's are the best lads to have at your back, they're true SOVL.
I'm something of a Keverino and a Darrenerino myself.
Bazza and Stuart are what build civilizations
Unironically true, Bazza's were the foot soldiers who would go out and twat foreigners in their own countries, Stuarts were the ones telling Bazza who to twat.
imagine being the son of a posh frog lawyer fighting for napoleon in spain and seeing a thin red line of bazzas marching steadily towards you
Nosey understood to fight wars you needed warriors not posh twats afraid of their own shadow.
>my name is on there
THIS IS NOT ME
i like how there's all these regular names and then just "bazza" Brits what the frick is that even short for? Is it Scottish or what?
Barry
god what the hell, your nation is just one massive mistake
We've done you.
WHAT THE FRICK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN
>Seething over 'bazza'
Actual autism
Baz and Gaz are the tattooed, fat, half naked drunk fellas you see at every game England plays abroad.
distinct lack of tom
Where does Karl Pilkington fit in?
Karl is early stage Kev
>The Battered Nonce
lmao
You're missing the "toothless (literally) online nationalist" /misc/Black person who unironically believes Britain's the greatest civilization on the planet.
i.e. Eternal Anglo
The frick is a "chippy"
a man who joins wood.
An establishment for the preparation and sale of an assortment of deep fried victuals, potatoes (peeled and thickly cut) are a staple, but also white fish. Some even have diversified for the sale of beef burgers and pork-derived sausages.
Ok but people don't ACTUALLY use the word "chippy", right?
>jus going down chipper, yer want anything?
A fish and chip shop. They sell fish and chips.
>came into this thread expecting bimbos
>got nothing
Its deano not slag thread
imagine getting a footjob from their drunk and sweaty feet
Enjoy your warts.
worth it
imagine the smell
>sniiiiiifffff-cough cough cough cough
>COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH
yeah sour shots and chip fat
>I'm tellen ya Jacinta 'is Sudan fricken willy was a foot long
For me, it's Megan Coxxx
The Only Way Is Essex and its other variants
Inbetweeners series and movie
Deanos are unironically good people doing the best they can despite what they lack in brains. It's always the overeducated balding types who make fun of them. He has no taste and is and is submerged in a life of consumerism but he's happier and richer than you and he just wants to be your mate.
Does he help get you laid with the fat chick at the bar?
On that note do bald deanos even exist?
What if you're a deano and you start balding or you start dressing differently? Do they kick you out of the deano club and stop inviting you to play FIFA after work or something?
fly to Turkey to get hair-transplants
Sister's boyfriend was a balding Deano until he took the trip.
Only costs 2,000 EUR over there compared to 10k in Ireland.
how far along was his balding?
No idea. He wore a fricking hat every time I saw him until the transplant, and then spent several months recovering. Looked good in the end.
pic please, or what company?
I've heard horror stories about the turkish trip. The kind that ends up with a head full of pus.
>deano defense force
every time
>enjoys playing FIFA and watching Love Island
>enjoys the occasional trip to Southern Spain and the Canary/Balearic Islands
>will gladly pay for his gf's lip fillers, even though he thinks she's already stunning
Meanwhile anon jerk offs to anime and fantasises about murdering ethnics.
Deano might be naive, but he has a soul and a moral compass.
also deano has sex
>defense
Frick off yank
American site.
there aren't any americans in that pic
It's been jap owned for several years now, anon
Yeah, the PSIA last I heard.
Actually, it's international.
luv me deanos, simple as.
I was friends with a guy in uni who was prolly 80 iq, dumb as a sack of bricks. One time he asked me if you would get hurt running through a building that was on fire or if you could get through the flames fast enough. he was a great guy though and to his credit, pretty curious. he'd always ask me funny stuff.
sounds like he'd enjoy listening to Rogan
to his credit? he had good credit?
It's just jealousy because Deano found the secret to happiness. They're like golden retrievers, they don't need much to feel content
this, I had a (likely to become) deano friend in middle school, he was the chad soccer player and had many girlfriends and he was always a bro even though I was a small nerdier guy who couldn't into sports. Simple people are nicer, simple as
this true for the most part. deanos make incels fume out of pure jealousy
Deanos can't even figure out how to use the internet, this was written by a lad who is afraid of his own shadow.
I always got on with Deanos despite being a sperg with nothing in common with them
Yeah they’re sound, but the issue is there is so many of them they control the direction of our culture and that is a disaster unfolding before us
This. Idiots with (some) money and awful spending habits are a far greater drain on society than balding, fat losers living in their mum's basement could ever be.
I used to work in the warehouse full of Deanos and whilst they weren't the smartest bunch they really were honest and good hearted people. We would banter at work almost all the time, and have a beer and a laugh together after hours.
Now I work a blue collar job that pays significantly more, but holy shit my colleagues are not even half as fun and mostly are soulless corpo husks.
His favourite comedy: Peep Show
would deanos identify with jez or jeff?
These people come out here to Australia to work as hairdressers. They're not bad people. Less smelly than the Indians. Do a better job than the Arabs.
>itt: americans triggered by vegetables
What's wrong with having everything on finance?
I mean that's how 99% of the US lives too
Looks like the kinda guy that Sky Plus' The Chase
These people are clearly uncultured and not very bright. What careers do they (he) have to afford such a upper-middle class lifestyle?
lower middle class at best I think
No, they got an excess of income. They're not quite on the threshold of upper-class, and they wouldn't be accepted as such anyway, but they clearly have money to afford expensive houses, cars, clothing and flatscreen TVs.
What is it? Stonks? Crypto?
>afford expensive houses, cars
not that expensive
In England?
>but they clearly have money to afford expensive houses, cars, clothing and flatscreen TVs.
The meme is that's all on finance, Deanos are perpetually in debt for mostly soulless, low quality products
So they're not rich at all! They're just fricking pretending to be new-rich!
Yes. Everything on finance and monthly subscriptions
>What is it? Stonks? Crypto?
Credit cards.
It's all on finance m8, my deano mate has a 45 year mortgage, a bmw on finance and all sorts of other stuff he can't afford.
it's the 30k call centre manager positions and probably sell a bit of bashed sniff on the side
Deano absolutely loves the marvel and fast and the furious franchises, but doesn’t actually know what franchise means
spot on
>tfw you'll never be a deano with a zero-effort job living in a tiny house banding your bimbofied slag wife and hanging out with the deano bros couple of times a week to talk about sports and little else
I imagine it's a low-effort relaxing life. Once they get the basic stuff in place there's very little to worry about.
>personal hobbies includes “drinking with me mates”, playing FIFA, and watching itv2 with “the mrs”
>lads trip to Magaluf and Zante every year
>culture trips with girlfriend to Dubai, Cancun, and Thailand staying in all inclusive resorts and sitting by pool
Why is "the mrs" in quotes? Is she not really Deano's mrs? It's cuz she cucks him for black guys isn't it.
Not married.
mutt's law
what kind of job does this deano person work
Sales Engineer at AO.com call centre
building, mechanic, book-keeper, small family business his dad or uncle owns.
not a brit so not familiar with the stereotype, but guy looks like he's a team manager at some godawful telemarketing callcenter.
correct
Sales and/or marketing at a medium-sized company.
Forklift numpty
Branch manager at a tool hire company
>Mass autistic screeching in your path
Holy shit this family needs to be burned alive. Fricking disgusting inbred freaks.
>tfw you'll never experience being sloshed in the uk
those nice legs and heels
It's an absolute carnival experience when you're out on a Saturday night when the pubs close. Nothing like this happens anywhere else.
it's a lot of fun
Wholesome and comfy.
I don't drink because of medical issues, it makes living here hell.
Barbie girls
You can hear the accents
>Oi Oi Oi Lee Satchell you bastard
all of them living alone in interchangable Ikea furnished apartments.
they live with deano
why the frick do women do this shit to themselves, it looks so bad
The wish fulfilment to look like Kim Kardashian. The type to be attractive to American men ie black men
i dont even mind most deanos tbh, it's deanos younger brother, the UK Bike Life, North Face in the summer, drill loving runts that I cannot stand. I lived in Maidstone, one of the Deano capitals and a group of them came up to me and one put on his best MC Devvo voice and came within an inch of me and started asking for a gay, I said no, and whilst he was talking to me my cigarette burnt down, then he started going rahhhh this guys got butlins senpai, JHEEEZE
absolutely absurd, aside from smirking and screwing my face up, I of course said nothing. I didn't really feel like getting a knife pointed in my face by a bunch of jumped up 17 year olds
got a smoke clean shirt?
they carry knives these days?
It's the UK. You'll be hard pressed to find a street youth without a knife than with one.
>rahhhh this guys got butlins senpai, JHEEEZE
what does this even mean?
the end of a cigarette, i don't understand it.
jheeze is just some tiktok meme sound or some shit
What's the actual name for that outfit combo of a short leathery skirt and a pushed up tube top with emo girl hair most slags have?
Sometimes they also wear these latex-looking pants.
Oh yeah and high heels too.
boohoo core? Seems to be going out of fashion a bit sadly, though at least I can carry on aloofly looking ahead / nervously at the floor now
How do you know about boohoo anon that’s awfully suspicious because you’re spot on
thinking about buying a pair are you?
mincer
willy woofter alert, hold on to your arsecheeks lads, we've got a turd burglar on the loose, a total marmite miner, a fudge packing, pillow biter.
The trousers are vinyl, but surely they can't be comfortable and it must be all sweaty in there
Why did she do it, brehs?
I could have saved her.
>the missus found the harvey price joke folder
Sleeping on the sofa tonight, lads.
just say it must have been on the pc when you bought it
hello you c**t
that guy loves wedding crashers
Daffy duck
>tfw never going to get hand-fed by a mousy slag
fml
Will he risk it by going into a rough area without knowing and get sucker punched when he's not looking?
he's gone to loads of rough areas
He'll be sound.
he's always in shithole, the monkeys come up and ask for a selfie
Post bong kino
the trampoline in the front 'garden' lmao
It doesn't get any better than this.
Wow this is Spider man soundtrack!
>Devvo got fired from his teaching job because they found the videos
I used to live in an area like this
pretty sure the 2nd video happened next to a park I used to love riding my bike to when i was a kid
more i had saved, some classic 80s/90s Leicester kino
Watching this one:
I get the impression that if combine that camera with almost any footage of England in the 80s, you can make it look like a depressing shithole. Most of England doesn't film well.
Not Bong but British anyway
Deanos don’t really exist in this sense anymore
Died off pre covid
Why, did covid make in-person sales and call centres too unprofitable
A lot of the call centre slaves are working from home now and they used the coof as an excuse to permanently cut back on staff which is why it's impossible to call companies these days.
Still plenty of Deanos managing JD Sports stores though.
britgay threads make me sad
They love Peaky Blinders and Wolf of Wall Street.
I'm a brit and soon I will trying to get a mortgage on some soulless shit like this. Lord give me strength.
I'm English/ bong and saving to leave the country, still not decided completely on where the thought in my mind was Alaska just as far away as possible from any civilisation and have my own log cabin. small bit of land, keep myself to myself no one bothering me, Simple As
like you'll ever get a green card to do that lol
I have money.
Do Deano's like the Binley Mega Chippy?
It's a shitty Tik Tok meme so yes they think it's great.
It's owned by a Paki.
All the flamboyant takeaways are. They want to franchise
How are his legs so thin? Surely Deanos play a bit of football?
These threads always bring a smile to my face
what does their respective body language convey?
Insecure about his lack of legs and thot who will cheat when a thicker-legged deano comes along
Closeted homosexual and airhead using each other dispassionately for fame
what are some uk based porn sites that do amateur casting of uk slags. i wanna see real slags
https://christianity.org.uk/help-me
Everyday I thank the long dead magistrate for sentencing my ancestors to 20 years hard labour in the colonies so that I don't have to live in the shithole you """people""" call a Kingdom.
>mfw this entire thread
Starting to question my decision to say yes to the UK job this fall, lads. I’ve only got a few months to prepare for my new reality, how do I get the best odds for survival?
First off it's autumn now, second where are you going?
I’m a more or less technologically illiterate burger who keeps stumbling upward in a tech field because I’m patient with tech spastics and bureaucracy, so I got offered a job somewhere in Cambridge. From what I’ve read it doesn’t seem like too bad a place and I enjoy a good night out on the town, but the locals in these videos are a bit worrying
Cambridge is as middle class as you can get. Quite high end. Most women I dated came from that area.
>women
Yes, moron, women.
Thanks lads
What happens if you go out alone on a Friday?
Honestly lad, you'll probably be fine it's a nice part of England just don't walk around with your head down or earphones in if you're on your own.
Mate it's one of the most prestigious universities in the world and it's east of London, your biggest risk is getting financially mogged by posh c**ts at the local golf course
Cambridge? Yeah you'll be fine, just don't be a moron and go out alone on friday, saturday night to the clubs but yeah there's plenty of nice traditional villages in and around Cambridge and not too far from London if you want to take a day trip there.
>keeps stumbling upward in a tech field because I’m patient with tech spastics and bureaucracy
Please tell me your secret so I can do the same
>willingly moved to the UK
this would only be a good move if you were American
It depends which part you're working/ living at. Where is it, just give a general location if you don't want to be "doxed"
>if you don't want to be "doxed"
are you playing at it or are you just fricking stupid?
Just say where it is you're going to be working.
I assume it's not a permanent move lad, or you'd at least have been canny enough to have scoped the place out before making such a commitment.
Basically, keep in mind that you're not there forever. You'll get through it just fine knowing that. It's when it's a never-ending situation that the dread will creep in.
Women who look like that absolutely disgust me. They try to look like how a black woman would look if she were white or hispanic. It's just gross.
It is unbelievably unattractive that's for sure.
Kent girl that moved to eastern Europe. It's dangerous, rough and everyone is rude, too fast, no empathy, rough, impolite, sexist, racist and just dumb as frick but it the move was still better than being stuck on the self eating shitstain isles any longer.