What sort of movie would you set here?
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Supernatural horror, white detective gets sent to investigate strange occurrences of people dreaming the same dream, seeing strange things and suicides
>now what
Great idea.
Seems perfect for a zombie film.
What do they eat? And don't say fish you uncreative mfers
how do they get water?
probably fish, moron
>probably fish, moron
Fishing irl doesn't work like your video games champ, you can just waddle to shore, cast out and catch a fish within 5 minutes. Even if they have boats it would still be incredibly challenging and they would have to catch a lot of fish to store later because as any fisherman will tell you a catch is not a certain thing. And even if they had a boat and caught a lot they have to store them somewhere and I'm pretty fricking sure that island doesn't have electricity or ice. Unless there a power cable and a grocery store just out of frame I don't understand how they eat and drink and live there in general
They're on a reef (potentially lots of fish), they have solar power, and it looks like there is a general store under the solar power panels.
>and I'm pretty fricking sure that island doesn't have electricity or ice
people ate and prepared meat long before electricity too btw
What is smoked and salted fish?
Tonight I hope you stop breathing while you sleep
Sleep apnoea is bretty kewl bruh. Frick REM sleep amirite?
They use nets.
Have you never heard of noodling, moron?
In places that aren't overfished shitholes, you can literally just put your hand in the water and wiggle your fingers until a fish nibbles and you grab it, cook it, and eat it.
>you can just waddle to shore, cast out and catch a fish within 5 minutes
this does work
>I'm pretty fricking sure that island doesn't have electricity
you can see solar panels you fricking Black person moron
>you can’t just fish for food
You read it here first folks
>NOOOOOoooo you can't just go out and catch fish
>.... because you just can't, alright?
These are the worst posts.
Where some idiot makes a paragraph post countering/debunking something while being 100% wrong
>how do they get water?
It's literally surrounded by water idiot.
no water only cerveza
spam
Its economy is fishing, so guess what they eat
Water has to be imported
The island was settled because fishermen found it to be a safe rest from storms
>Water has to be imported
a good sign that you should live somewhere else
>Water has to be imported
Desalinator dingus.
electricity
>The island was settled because fishermen found it to be a safe rest from storms
Yeah, it's better than being out on the ocean during a storm but it's still an island just barely about sea level. It's a disaster waiting to happen.
If that one autistic German finding Troy didn't shut you moronic homosexuals up then Gobekli Tepe should have. Unfortunately it didn't, so you continue to plague people who aren't morons.
sea gulls
>What is 2+2?
>And don't say 4
marine mammals
what the frick do you think they eat besides fish you dense c**t
It's still fish, idiot. Nobody is saying it's easy to do but they obviously fish for their economy, so they already catch fish to sell anyway.
seaweed
Sand.
deep underground vertical grow factories powered by an underwater geothermal vent.
urchins
sea cucumbers
old car batteries
each others cum
They are 12 miles from shore and close to a very touristy area. In between Cartagena and two fairly popular beach towns called Tolu and Coveñas. Theyre connected to San antero, Porvenir, Coveñas, Tolu and some other shitty town. You can see pic related from the island.
I've been all over the area. There's plenty commerce. So while they're poor and won't have a huge availability of great shit, they still can bring whatever you imagine in the island. They have 4 stores.
They don't even fish that much anymore since they can make more money off of tourists. You'll find typical coastal colombian food like Arepa de huevo, carimañola, empanadas. But also touristy shit like cherry wienertails, Cocoloco which is a silly, overpriced wienertail in a coconut, cuba libre, caipiriña, and a lot of beer. Besides that you get the typical day menu you find all over the country. Beef, rice, plantain, salad and juice. Obviously they also eat fish cause the whole region does.
cum
All corn. Not enough fish but too much corn.
>Don't give me the logical answer!!
Fiction binging brain rot
Lmfao checked and kekd can I save this image fren?
your map is the toppest of keks. imagine living in the real world and thinking something so stupid could exist. i bet an American drew it.
Exquisitely crafted post. Anyone who reads it is sure to think you're a moron who missed the joke, and in doing so, expose themselves as the real moron.
id like to see another version of this with other places on earth, very funny to me
Jenkem soup
What is wrong with you?
Each other
Kelp and various sea invertebrates.
Crustaceans and mollusks
They grind shells into powder and use it as flour in pastries
Jaws 2
All it would take would be one big wave and that thing would be gone. Frick living on islands near sea level.
Santa Cruz del Islote, Colombia? A mystery drama about the island losing contact with the mainline. Anyone that leaves doesn't come back. Forced to live on their own, things quickly detoriate into an orgy of violence and hysteria. When the final inhabitant is dead, a rescue group appears on the horizon but they're far too late.
I'd call it Last Days of Santa Cruz
storm disaster movie
Sequel to Godzilla Minus One, make this the island that get pulverized by Godzilla in the beginning.
Meg 3
The sequel to Waterworld, obviously.
Modern pirate kino.
>At an event held in August 2020, attended by the Minister of Technology (ICT) of the Government of Colombia and the Governor of the Department of Bolívar, a free 24-hour Internet service called Zona Digital Rural was established for the island
There was an influx of 240p videos of Black folk being murdered around that time here, maybe it was them.
How do they dispose of their waste (garbage, feces, urine)?
>How do they dispose of their waste (garbage, feces, urine)?
Under da sea.
it has to be shipped out
>The island is home to a community of Afro-Colombians.[16] There are no police on the island, nor is there any crime or violence.[7][15]
Crime doesn't exist if there's no one to record the crimes happening.
they're not the American sort
With small enough communities you can avoid violence because you'd never get away with anything since everyone knows each other. And they can create a support network to avoid that kind of inequality since no one is a stranger.
You think they think that far in the future? Look at how they breed to their very limit of space and carrying capacity. I'm sure there's just 'tribal' violence in the old sense and they all accept it as fact and don't involve outsiders
There is no war in ba sing se
Wish.com tortuga
of course there's no crime the population is 20 fricking people
probably the dreadlocks gave it away
Black folk are so silly
back in the early days of basketball there was some 7 ft Black player who robbed a store with a mask on. the store clerk said 'I know it's you leroy', there being not many 7ft Blacks around, to which he responded 'it ain't me'
Black person that used to work at the Waffle House I went to for breakfast a couple days a week after work did the same thing after they fired him for being a lazy coon.
Several years later another porch monkey who owned a shop where he fixed up and sold furniture across the street from a gas station I bought smokes from walked over there one morning and robbed the brinks truck that did their cash pickups (Without so much as a mask). He then walked back to his shop and tried to pretend like nothing had happened.
Reminds me of a tattoo moron who got arrested in my city.
>Tries to rob a bunch of store on the same street while in a reindeer costume
>Literally every store clerk laughs at him and he runs to the next store
>His facemask is just a bandana
>He had one large tattoo across his entire face
>One of the stores that he tried to rob was local tattoo artist
The frick are gonna steal anyways?
Solar Panels, boats, fish, fishing equipment, building materials, gas, oil, and other fuel, maybe some bicycles and cooking equipment.
Your wife/daughter
imagine being the poors that live in the mud huts lmao like your neighbors within spitting distance have solar panels but you live in dung-smeared walls
think that's the restaurant/port
gross. i'd never eat in a mud hut. you'd probably catch aids from the food LOL
columbia isn't in africa moron
mud huts are filled with black people
and black people have aids
are you dumb???
your probably a selfhating Black person.
cringe tb QUITE hwyf
This dude has literally never been to any beach on Earth.
>he lets his food frick him in the ass
some hot college tourists get abducted and brought here to be sex slaves.
Wish.com tortuga.
True Detective S5. 8 episodes of cultural relationship drama with about 3 minutes of murder mystery per episode. I can already hear the racists saying it's a bad idea.
Waterworld reboot
Romantic comedy where everyone gets diarrhea.
>how can you say you love her if you won't drink her diarrhea
>Fish no longer bite and birds are nowhere in sight
wat why
>Watch it and find out 🙂
frick you
Ok, they all started fricking each other and there was a children of the corn situation that resulted in only firds and bishes remaining.
>Tensions rise as members want to leave
just let them leave, no need for tension.
If anything the lack of fish and birds should be causing tension to rise.
90's style light hearted comedy of a bunch of dudes going there thinking it's some sort of resort but they make the best of it, solve some problem, do some extreme sports and for some reason (because I like the plane so frick it ) there is a PBY-Catalina in the movie.
Old school "tourists getting killed off" horror; college students go to this place for their spring break, turns out the residents worship some fish god or whatever and shit happens like drowning and whatever I'm already over it.
Wiki says this island is all Black folk, is partially constructed out of trash, and has no toilets
PEE IN THE SEA, NEGRI
WATERWORLD!!!!! YEAAHHH!!!
I wish I had a tail so I could just shake my ass anf groove through the water with a pig in my mouth.
Just get a couch lol.
Kino.
Very very gay. Get help. Your digits will go unchecked until then.
Shut up you little bawd you.
Go to a gay strip club, you can shake your ass and get a pig looking dude to put their wiener in your mouth.
If it could be towed behind a cruise ship, it would be perfect for the snow crash adaptation.
Probably a zombie movie with an interesting twist. The group is tricked into thinking that it's actually a city somehow and when they leave in the helicopter they look back and see that island.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead gets captured off a sailing yatch and brought to the island as a sex slave
Shark movie.
Lol imagine if he just punched the shark in the face.
>On 2 July 2021, the island became the first territory in Colombia to be fully vaccinated against the COVID-19 virus.[11]
Dagon
barely disguised writer's fetish with plot revolving around a teenage boy that is deeply in love with a tomboyish fisherman's daughter
He then tries to do anything to get on her fathers boat, sneaks into it one night and the next day finds himself at see. at first they want to get back to drop him off back onto island but the sudden storm approaches and they have to change course and make shore on some other uninhabited island. Though luck has is so that the boat is damaged and they are forced to spend days on a paradise island repairing the boat and exploring the island
Looks kino to me
if any of that beer goes into the sea the town will be flooded
>white guy visits
>all the ladies pregnant
SOVL
I reaaally want to have sex with the older one. something about women like that who are just barely bangable makes them super appealing
I like gross fat grannies as much as the next guy but that girl is just nasty anon. Seek help.
Think I might buy some property there.
there's villages in that part of Colombia entirely populated by descendants of runaway slaves who have inbred with each other for 400 years
A slow, comfy, queer coming of age film
you're not allowed to be gay on an island that small. the faroese would probably deport you
Where do the poop and where does their rubbish go?
1.in the ocean
2.in the ocean
it is put on a barge and sent to the mainland
theyre using it to build a second island community
monster movie
>Bay of wrecks
>Joe's Hill
>Korean wreck
>Pelican Lagoon
>Poland, Paris, London, Banana
Set a movie HERE
For me, it's Airport.
>Kiritimati island
>’oh you mean Christmas, right’
>Disney unveiling it's new island theme park
pls be in london
One of those slice of life anime about a group of schoolkids who start a sailing club or some shit.
Then race swap the kids for nogs and bulldykes.
a groundhog day esque thing set with an african MC trying to break free from the Black person matrix
oh shit nvm from the thumbnail i thought it was this little island in a lake in africa i learned about from vice
whats the called sound interesting
Well you could have a 1.5 hour television episode about a crime that's committed there
I could go for a crime drama where there are several of these islands next to each other so you can get scenes of the detectives riding from island to island. Usually scenes where they are together in a car are kino but on an island this small you could get to the other side in like 30 seconds.
They could requisition a house as a base of operations which would be very atmospheric
You could have a plot where someone throws a brick through a window with a clue about the murder or tries to break in to get back a clue
But yeah, likely you'd have people going from island to island, perhaps they need to take evidence to get analysed
I'm thinking a hotel room like Cooper in twin peaks.
I started watching Twin Peaks last night. It ain't what I expected
When does it get good? Is it ever good, is the sum of the whole thing bigger than the individual parts?
If you didn't like the pilot ditch it now
its good immediately but the supernatural stuff increases the more you watch
If it doesn't click for you then don't force yourself to watch it. It's a weird show and goofy at times it's not serious like true detective or something.
>humans need water
>there's gigantic amounts of water
>except drinking this water dehydrates you and you die
is this a giant prank by God?
>except drinking this water dehydrates you and you die
Because its not water, its fish piss.
Not if you're a fish. If they would have just stayed in the water this never would have happened.
just boil it brah
I boil salt water every time I make pasta.
based god made sure people could always make pasta. first crop was wheat/flour. Jesus didn't feed the 5000 with bread, he fed them with pasta.
I prefer liquid break aka beer.
enter the dragon
wow. the tropico games weren't an exaggeration
>Plankton! Sea greens! Protein from the sea!
shellfish, clams, shrimp, lobsters. the good stuff.
OP made this thread because of this video
Crazy shit. They have to import fish now because they have overfished.
if this place had more money it would seem wise to build huge docks onto the land to expand, would make a huge difference for that overcrowding
thats perfect for snow crash the raft.
Supernatural horror and I would add hookers too like that master of horror story
A movie about mountain climbing
why don't they just dive in and collect buckets of earth and then dump it all in one spot on the edge to create more land?
whodunnit
why can't i remember names of movies and why do i not reconize movies by their title unless I hear a little about the plot?
this mental issue is causing me to waste bandwidth downloading movies i've already watched
I'm like that with old movies I watch on TCM. Watch them, enjoy them, can't name the movie or anything about it.
Probably a movie about setting up a Walmart there
looks like a sick call of duty map
is that island really only 2.5 acres? i just got a coworker who lives out in the woods and she said her property is on 5 acres so twice the size of that lucky b***h
i've been there, its a pretty sweet spot. locals just get their shipments from the mainland, not very far away. just looks more mythical than it really is
So, I'd go for a werewolf-esque type of movie - small community, someone dies, someone saw a monster or smth, whodunnit
It probably was some guy from the community, or was it the white tourist? He's been oogling the local hot chick, so he's an butthole anyways, might as well punish him!
I think that would work great
[Spoiler] plot twist - it was actually a real monster and the black but conventionally attractive chick and the white tourist mc survive only by burning the entire village to the ground [/spoiler]
Global Warming movie
- Trump gets re-elected
- Orders all icebergs to be melted
- Slowly the sea waters rise and the people of the island must find a way to kill Trump or die
Don't care. Still voting for Trump.
A disaster movie where the wave thats going to wipe out their civilisation is 3ft high
Image the Smell 2: Clammy Cum
The last remains of non-Zombie humanity
Adapt the Pokemon GBA Hoenn games.
A profoundly intimate and perfectly human drama.
Waterworld. Next?
A film about a human-like Rat species
a guy from America has to go there to get something important, but the people there don't like outsiders. I'll have AI finish the rest of the story for me
Hot tourist women go to the island and disappear.
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