What stage of capitalism is this?
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oh oh oh oh
oppenheimer style
Heyyyy, Hiroshima
Underrated.
it's been spammed in every opp thread for a month now; how's it underrated?
>The corn...popped?
corn poppenheimer
Now with Funko Pop!penheimer
They might as well have shipped it to the landfills. How terrible.
Frick the AMC israelites. They closed the only theater in my county. They bought it from carmike and let it become so rundown no one wanted to go to it anymore, and then was like ah jeez dude we don't get enough support from the community.
Your country only had one movie theater? That’s rough.
Can't wait for new hot holocaust movie. And theaters to sell special edition holocaust popcorn
>cheap wooden popcorn vessel which lets popcorn fall through the bottom
>1/10th as much popcorn as promised
You americans are crazy.
The land of extremes
Wtf is a 'popcorn vessel'?
Is the ship the popcorn uses to travel from their home planet to earth
That's clearly photoshopped and not real, but the morons who infest this place will still fall for it.
>That's clearly photoshopped
Is it?
Yes. The author even has his signature at the bottom (@MMAttTenet).
Low IQ redditors be like
Its a running joke on pop corn vessels
where are you drawing your conclusions from
think of it this way: had the bomb been in the hands of the chinese back then, then the entire country of Japan probably wouldn't exist anymore
Capitalism will collapse in 2 more weeks
I wish it were real. I have $45 in theater gift cards and nothing to use it on.
This is peak amerifat dystopia. An atomic bomb that killed thousands is now a popcorn bucket
It's not real moron.
That's gadget, it didn't kill anyone, just pissed off the locals with some minor radiation drift
GROOT
Both those pieces of shit are like five cents worth of the cheapest plastic possible
>not selling the one that also makes your own popcorn
plebs
it turns your DNA into popcorn
God I hate normies
If this were real they wouldn't be selling it for 40 bucks are you people moronic or have you just never seen merch before in your lives
$40 for a plastic bucket? Now that's a bigger crime than killing thousands of civilians with experimental weapons.
>MOM COME LOOK I SAID 'CAPITALISM' IT'S EXCELLENT PRAXIS *claps flippers together*
Fake BTW
High effort post
Each boxset has an individual piece of truman, i.e. his head with opp, his left arm with einstein, etc. Collect all the figures and you can get a complete President Truman too!
>barbie set
is the little things
That’s literally the joke???
Why not try our all new Oppenheimer menu items?
>Baked mushroom-cloud soup
>Atomic fries
>Urani-yum burger
>our “I am bacon death, enjoyer of swirls” sundae
>>our “I am bacon death, enjoyer of swirls” sundae
>our “I am bacon death, enjoyer of swirls” sundae
>our “I am bacon death, enjoyer of swirls” sundae
fries
XD
fries
No more moronic than the fast and the furious popcorn vessel.
lost
do you taste metal?
>I became death fries, destroyer of arteries
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPENHEIMER
those ads have made me 100% more racist
>rice cooker keychain included
this one is my favorite, i wish it was somewhat real.
Ahh, should've made the fries do the meme face. So close.
>You'll be a real Fat Man after the Whoppenheimer
>born just in time to taste the last crumbs of peak western capitalism
>born at perfect time to consciously observe the beginning of the decline as it coincides with my opposite trajectory into adolescence and adulthood
>born at perfect time for the nosedive to critically affect my ability to economically function as an adult
>born at the perfect time for every single expectation and promise to rot on the vine in front of my eyes as the bounty of plenty withers to a basket of empty lies
>not born late enough to enjoy true chaotic collapse and lawlessness, instead get to enjoy the wild, flailing death throes of a state whose only response to economic decline is to further diminish and destroy the middle class
>born too early to enjoy any cinematic, kino levels of climate change, just get to feel increasingly uncomfortable for the rest of your life as things you love gradually die
>born too early to see humanity redeem/destroy itself with sentient AI and space colonization, just get to watch various billionaires swing their dicks in your face as they live to be 150 and you only make it to 72
>born at just the right time for everything everywhere to get worse, all the time constantly, and nothing else and nothing more
is there anyone more gullible than the obsessed nonamerican Cinemaphile poster
How is any of this new? People bought and sold the body parts of famous dead people in antiquity, in the middle ages items belonging to saints were traded around. People have always had a fascination with buying and selling symbols of history
Ok, send it
Even as a fake, not the most moronic movie merchandise. Still moronic.
>39.99. Not great, not terrible.
>THIS SUMMER
>*YOU DROP THE BOMB ON ME* starts playing https://youtu.be/17lkdqoLt44
>Adam Sandler walks into a Lab and accidentally drops the (fake) demon core
>Oppenheimer and Einstein looking at him in terror
>THE BIGGEST
>cut to a short montage of them building the bomb from random metal parts in a moviestudio
>PSYOP
>israeli director smiles at Oppenheimer and Einstein as hes showing them the Miniatures
>DROPS
>bomb dropping sound followed by Oppenheimer, Einstein and a bunch of israelites breakdancing
>cut to President Truman in the oval office asking Oppenheimer "wtf do you mean its not real?"
>cut to black
>YOU DROP THE BOMB ON ME
>RATED M FOR MATURE
I'm glad I can tell you're 15 years old, because you really need the extra 10 years to work on your comedy.
>oy vey muh fake nuuks!
I can tell your are a 30 year old incel because you are here letting people know your grievances about posts
Nobody asked
>tfw my super autistic roommate is the sort of rube that would absolutely love to pay extra cash for this style of popcorn bucket and he;d leave them lying around the apartment and might even just straight up wear the hat since he already wears a cowboy hat
Thank God this is fake and we don't have AMC out here anyway
Fallout irl stage aka kino stage capitalism
>c-capitalism bad
For you troony. Should have earned a career.
Remember he was all in to nuke Germany but when the nazis surrendered he was against its use. It really makes you think.
everyone treating this movie as a meme is going to be shocked to discover it's actually depressing as frick
99% of the people memeing aren't going to watch this shit movie. I couldn't care less about Oppenheimer and he seems like a huge b***h.
HARVESTED
Christopher Nolan has never made a good film.
Now I want to make ridiculous popcorn vessels
ROBERT-
DON'T DROP THAT SHIT homie
ROBERT! NOT THE DEMON CORE!
>I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
All communists deserve death.
>I eat from a popcorn vessel, do you???
Some movies don’t seem made for things like that. Oppenheimer is that hyped up? Doesn’t seem like a big blockbuster type movie. I got the scream 6 drink cup with a figure and it’s cool
It’s a joke, dumbass.
Does anyone remember the big gaping black rubbers ass that theaters had for pic related?
$40? Maybe if it was a real usable hat.
Wow this is so terrible. Much worse than getting crucified to a barn door for not paying more taxes.
>popcorn vessel
I beginning to think Robert Oppenheimer is not the brilliant tactician I thought he was.
>work in theater.
>spend slow time in between movies slyly farting into popcorn vessels.
>laugh to myself whenever one is ordered.
>laugh at losers enthusiastically eating my fart.
It's good to be king.
>mfw these photoshops are too well produced for a quick joke, and is likely a marketing team getting us to like the product to shill it for them on the outer net before it’s release