What Stephen King novel should NEVER have gotten a film adaptation?
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What Stephen King novel should NEVER have gotten a film adaptation?
What Stephen King novel should NEVER have gotten a film adaptation?
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the tommyknockers sucked tbh
the long walk should be adapted, it'd be a classic.
why do women take pictures liek this
Solely to show off her fat ass.
hot take: all SK novels kinda suck
He often had good ideas but doesn’t know where to go with them. He sucks at endings.
He writes really fricking goofy dialogue. I think his short stories are better
>He writes really fricking goofy dialogue.
I'm reading The Stand for the first time and it really stands out there. The characters are interesting and well fleshed out, but most of the time I'm thinking "who the frick talks like this" Especially for something that supposedly takes place in 1990 (in the expanded version). Larry's big hit song is called "Baby, Can You Dig Your Man?" That's corny '60s shit, it feels so out of plaace.
Dig was 90's slang for pegging.
I greatly enjoyed the narrator / POV character's "voice" in Christine. He goes on lots of funny asides and has an endearing personality, but yeah the plot is kind of meandering and mostly happening in the background for the first half of the book. Also King does a good job of making me believe that car is sexy.
The lack of narrator really hurt the movie adaptation. I like Carpenter but Christine sucks.
this, his shit is weak, and the movie adaptations are hot garbage
About half of the movie adaptations are garbage. King really is the case where the movies are better than the books.
I enjoyed Carrie and Christine.
>Shawshank
>Misery
>The Shining
>The Dead Zone
>Stand By Me
>Cujo
>1708
>Sneedful Things
All kino
1408* that is, haha sorry
isn't it 1488?
>digits
checked
>no Mist in the list
unchecked
I forgot about that, it's a gem
people STILL dont know about geralds game which is cool to me, its like my little secret
I like the dark tower
Just pretend they happened completely differently after book 4.
Book three is pure kino when Roland tells his story. He should have written those books instead.
This shouldn't be a hot take, yet sadly it is.
I respect that opinion.
The moron take is that Stephen King is great because his stuff's popular and you liked the movie adaptations
The midwit take is that SK is mediocre, because he's not that good of a writer and can't end a story for shit
The genius take is that SK is great, because he has a ridiculous work ethic for writing and comes up with workable-if-not-good ideas at an insane rate
the enlightened take is that he makes entertaining books and they are entertaining regardless of whatever randoms say. if i wanted to read something deep/better i'd do that. same reason why 80s/90's b horror movies are a thing, it's entertaining.
King is an excellent writer whenever he has 50 pages or less to execute an idea.
That’s true of a lot of writers tbh, Clive Barker is the same
I think it's more that most ideas are simply not worth a full length novel, regardless of the writer. But
His best works are the ones where there aren't any monsters or ghosts or it's not the point of the story. Same with his movies.
Everyone thinks that ya moron.
That's a Reddit take. King is great,
They aren't. You never read anything he wrote, you can only meme. The Dark Tower was kino. So was Salem Lot. He mixes in some dumb shit sometimes and some of his later work is shit, but he had some good novels and he's pretty great at writing about abuse, alcoholism and childhood trauma
Needful Things was kino and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't. Also Firestarter was pretty good, in part because the bad guys are basically the Turks from Final Fantasy 7.
The steven Spielberg of novel writer. he has his high highs and low lows. Being that prolific (as if he's going to miss his bills if he didn't write anything) will do that to you.
Thats not a "hot take" you moronic fricking redditor, not at all
Its like saying "hot take, Marvel sucks"
You arent unique for disliking the most popular normie thing
The real "hot take" is that king actually has a few absolute classics and is actually a quite creative writer, but needs someone to wrangle his autism/coke habbit/adhd/greed and force him to stop writing like 8 absolute slop books per year
>implying Stephen King exists
Welcome to the World of Stephen King:
>Everyone lives in a small town in Maine
>Greasers stalk the streets looking for children to beat the living frick out of
>Millionaire bestselling author lives around the corner
>Religious maniacs and fat old gossiping women are the moral compass
>Kids still talk like its the 1950s
>The Irish have never fully assimilated
>Black people talk in exaggerated pickaninny ebonics, but only to troll people
>"Summer people" (aka people who only come to town as tourists in the summer) are the lowest form of life on earth, complete scum who should never be associated with or spoken to.
>>[b]lack people talk in exaggerated pickaninny ebonics, but only to troll people
updooted kind sir
To summarize: nostalgia Americana + scifi twist = Kingslop
Hes better than you think, Dad.
that's not a hot take The Shining is the only good adaptation of his and it's because they didn't follow the story at all
Gross
thumbnail looks like she's holding a really big capri sun
fuuuck now I want a really big capri sun
They sell 11oz capri suns. Just fyi.
She shits from there
not right now she dont
Nice one, Punchy!
That's kind of hot.
She doesn't shit from her ass cheeks you fricking moron.
poop is stored in the cheeks moron
poop is actually stored in her panties
>he doesnt know
Pee comes from the balls too, dumbass
>durr
Hey moron you got the wrong thread, the stupid club's a few pages down.
>i am the one who makes the rules
go be an ESL newbie somewhere else Black person. not welcome here
I usually watch these kind of pictures when I'm taking a shit so I can imagine the smell better
Do white people not wash their asses? How the hell do you perform anilingus otherwise?
Yt peepo be livin in caves befo Blacks showed up and teached them to wash they asses
4real doe y’all white people never wash your asses? Like neva?
this btches nudes are unreal
her name?
Lizy tagliani
Albert Enstein.
meh
why do women just say and do random shit that holds no purpose or makes sense...
why do you?
found the foid who loves the groids
Shes recently been accused of being a nepo baby.
I used to coom to her bait try on hauls but she obviously stoped working out or got a fake bbl and now shes gross and makes pick me booktok and legotok content. Saw one video of her getting fricked and it was very underwhelming
Will women ever learn that fake breasts and fake asses are a huge turn off? I love big natural breasts and ass but when I learned Lana Rhoades had a fake ass it greatly lessened how often I watch her now
Unironically imagine the braps
perhaps we don't have to
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Langoliers was stupid as frick
bump
Stupidly GOOD.
Cinemaphile is a Langoliers board.
Agreed. Langokino.
>same plot as the movie but instead of breaking my legs with a two-by-four and hammer she breaks my dick with her ass
>Ugly as frick and probably still makes a million a month from simps
I hate you frickers so god damn much
>ugly as frick
okay
she's fairly attractive tho
What a fat cow
>literally thin all over instead of ass
>fat cow
Why are people here so gay and moronic?
Imagine if she crushed your feet between her asscheeks to prevent you from running away
The one where Christopher Walked gets psychic powers, does nothing with them for 1.5 hour then in the last 15 minutes meets an evil politician, plans and executes his assassination. What a fricking waste of time.
it's called the The Dead Zone and I like how he loses everything and gives up on life - I can relate to that part
Who is the owner of this shitter?
me
>pic related
>movie set in 2008
>whole first act is just seething about how kids these guys play with phones and don't read books (except the protagonist)
>kid gives his rich old friend (donald sutherland) an iphone in 2008
>old guy plays with it for a few seconds then deadspan stares at the camera and delivers a "prophetic" monologue about how this device will be used to spread misinformation and all sorts of other shit
>old guy dies
>kid founds out if he texts the name of someone to the old guys phone they die
>does it, gets scared and throws his phone away
>the end
>technology bad
That sounds incredibly stupid
why... why can't I just SNIFF that????
>He drops The Black Arrow and shoves his wrist sideways into his mouth, gagging his own cries.
>Thdeady, the Library Wolf pants, and now his hands descend on Sam's shoulders and he is rocking back and forth, in and out, back and forth, in and out. Thdeady ... thdeaady ... oooh! Thdeeeaaaaaaddyyyyy
>Gasping and rocking, the Library Cop pounds what feels like a huge hot bar of steel in and out of Sam's bum; Sam stares with wide eyes into the Library basement, which is in another universe, an orderly universe where gruesome things like this don't ever happen. He watches the janitor nod, tuck his clipboard under his arm, and walk toward the door at the far end of the room. If the janitor turned his head just a little and raised his eyes slightly, he would see a face peering in the window at him, the pallid, wide-eyed face of a little boy with red licorice on his lips. Part of Sam wants the janitor to do just that - to rescue him the way the woodcutter rescued Little Red Riding Hood - but most of him knows the janitor would only turn away, disgusted, at the sight of another bad little boy submitting to his just punishment at the hands of the Briggs Avenue Library Cop.
>Thdeadeeeeeeeeeee! the Library Wolf whisper-screams as the janitor goes out the door and into the rest of his orderly universe without looking around. The Wolf thrusts even further forward and for one agonized second the pain becomes so bad Little White Walking Sam is sure his belly will explode, that whatever it is the Library Cop has stuck up his bottom will simply come raving out the front of him, pushing his guts ahead of it.
whomst?
Source?
Those pants must reek of ass
lol why? That doesn't make sense
The pants are filled with ass. Makes perfect sense.
>see an attractive woman
>think of farts and shit
What is wrong with you
It's the reality of phat ass womens
Uhm, she's a real human being, sweaty
So it's normal for her to piss, shit and fart
in her panties.
Women don't shit or fart. They do piss thougbeit
you don't find a beautiful woman going to the bathroom erotic? are you 12 or homosexual?
Why do you deny your mammalian nature? Are you an insect? or a fish?
why do they make that face after sniff
It's the flehmen response. Felines and ungulates do it when they get a really pungent sniff.
incel detected
that's your brain on religion.
I'm tired of seeing homosexuals like you on here depicting fart fetishes as abnormal perverts. It's no less disgusting than any other fetish and is actually enlightening. Smelling a fart from a hot blondes butthole, nostrils directly over the cornhole, is a better experience than MDMA and LSD. And taking a fart directly into your mouth and savouring the taste on your taste buds is the highest sign of love.
you're memeing i think but incels here dont realize girls actually like it when you sniff and eat their buttholes. eventually if (you're into it) they will happily send videos of her butthole close up shitting into the toilet. every girl has done this for me plus more. you really have no idea what girls will happily do for you. they also crave dirty/rough play which is why cheating is a thing if you don't indulge them but that's a whole other discussion.
>girls actually like it when you sniff and eat their buttholes. eventually if (you're into it) they will happily send videos of her butthole close up shitting into the toilet. every girl has done this for me plus more. you really have no idea what girls will happily do for you.
Wtf why didn't anyone tell me girls are this based?
google girl shits for boyfriend followed by thisvid and you'll see hundreds of results. the site (thisvid) is trash navigation-wise so i just use google images and go down a rabbit hole of recommended etc. you'll see girls not only shitting for their boyfriends but shitting ON them as well. seems to be the only site with free content otherwise these people gatekeep via paid sites or shit like discord/telegram groups. reddit also has a few couples and lots of solo girls.
seek help
consider the following: kys
how the hell do they get the angle for that kind of shot? do they put their phone in the fricking toilet?
i show them vids first as an example then tell them how to do it. they basically have to lean forward and sit on the edge of the toilet with theirs arm behind them pointing the camera in that area as best as possible. if they're really into it and don't care about the not so bad cleanup i tell them to shit on the floor but ontop of toilet paper. all they have to do is just lift it up into the toilet and flush it. i also have vids of of them sucking my dick while they're in doggy shitting. i don't record alot of stuff but i do more than that. mind you these are good looking girls i've dated or was fwb for more than a year.
This is what happens with zoomers and and their fear of missing out/need to be in the "cool" group. They start trying to force themselves to unironically shit people are joking about because they think it's genuine.
Literally just two of the people you quoted apply to this. When people post sniff reaction images it doesn’t always mean you wanna smell actual farts or shit. It’s the pheromones man, a woman’s musk
>see a prominently featured rear end
>think of the stuff that comes out
When you see a womans mouth do you also think of vomit? moron.
One person is unironically a sexual deviant and attracted to farts. The rest are contrarian homosexuals spamming. Same reason all trap porn is over in /gif/ - one creepy literal homosexual and a bunch of troll figurative homosexuals.
You're gonna see a bunch of replies to your post calling your gay for pretty much the same reason. They enjoy insulting you more than they dislike gross shit. Well... except for that one guy.
>it's a troon
I always fall for this stupid trick in this shithole
it's not tho
What?
?
It's not, and falseflagging an attractive woman as a troon will never make you a woman
Absolutely all of them. Not a single Stephen King novel movie is watchable.
You're pretty stupid.
Do you even Stand By Me?
Imagine simply being a woman with a fat ass and getting 1.5 million + followers online.
Blame the multitude of coomers that enable these women.
Everything is sex.
women are more valuable than moids. Get over it
Eh, hot women all the time fail to generate significant online followings. You gotta get lucky with the agorithm to break 10k. But these hot women can find plenty of simps irl to live an easy life even if Insta or TikTok doesn't take off.
Women are born with inherent value and men have to create theirs, simple as. This can be hope fuel or rope fuel depending on your attitude
great ass but trying to look up her pics is annoying, apparently she had blonde hair before and its mostly 90% blonde hair pics/videos or girls that are not even her. hard pass
I love how there are all these different genres of Onlyfans thots nowadays. This one is a Book Thot. She pretends to review books and has a bunch of videos of her walking around bookstores just to show off her ass, it’s hilarious.
I saw one who foraged for wild mushrooms. That was her porn personality. Bizarre shit.
is it really the same chick?
why she doing books
I can't decide if she's hot or not
Her butt is fake so it's a not hot for me dawg
Are those fake pimples all over her ass as well?
I like the pimples, adds a genuine flair
You sound like a gay man or a spiteful obese woman.
She's a good slag
She needs to Biore strip her ass
i need my lips sown to her butthole so i could become her forever toilet
Can we get source instead of delusional fricking mutt morons obsessed with literal shit?
and you guys obsess over those morons which is worse, literal homosexual. notice how everyone else ignores it yet every thread there's 1-2 people reeeeeing like babies. this isnt reddit, without these type of posts Cinemaphile would be boring and dead the first year.
Every single one
The Dark Tower. It could maybe get done correctly as a series, but there's just too much going on for a single movie.
The dark tower
The Shindig
Coffee
I've no idea what the Netflix version is like but there's no way to make the ending work, even reading it I kept thinking how silly it was and how easily he could outmuscle him
For the original flick the terrible acting just made me laugh a lot especially the NOOOOOOOOOOOOO shout
The book would have been fine without the supernatural shit. That ending was terrible.
>the Netflix version
It came out in cinemas.
White women built like this didn't exist at all until the Anaconda video came out a decade ago
Women were allowed to have actually nice asses again when all the coping homosexuals were allowed to frick boys instead of pretending thin women were peak attractiveness.
never throught of this and this makes sense. it can't be a coincidence.
Greetings from Kazakhstan.
name ONE stephen king book-to-movie that didn't MOG the original novel. king is a fricking hack. it takes 3 days of cinematography class, and a week of script-writing to blow him out of the water in every way.
Green Mile is comfy in both formats. Equally. Also, The Stand, OBVIOUSLY.
da mist, it shouldda been a anime.
Why do lesser women put theirselves through this? Is she unaware how much hotter the blonde girl is in comparison to her? How embarrassing..
Harem mentality. They hope if Chad fricks their friend they'll get fricked too. Or that Chad will have a lesser Chad friend. Following around attractive women is a good way to find high equality men. Think about how many girl groups on some rich dude's boats always have that kinda average looking girl less than the rest.
Beautifully put. Can sometimes happen with men.
>shadow Chad all the time hoping he can't frick ALL the women
he can
Or they just don't think of it like a competition to be the most attractive and just want to spend some time with each other for fun since they're friends...
Neither of them are gonna frick you anon
I know that. But most people I have met don't view everything along competitive lines. Why couldn't they just be friends engaging in a dumb internet meme?
>Neither of them are gonna frick you anon
wtf!!! but I paid her $25! This is bullshit!
It's a dark secret that women rarely form deep friendships between each other and are pretty jealous that men can do so with easy. It's why women always wiener block each other when one can't be included but men treat you like a king for getting pussy.
this. women don't think about shit the way us elliot rodger autists do. they probably just thought it was a "cute" idea "IN THE MOMENT" which is how every dumb b***h views reality.
the film adaptations are much better. But I really hate horror books and i really hate kings writing. I liked his werewolf short that was made into a film silver bullet and the night flyer. But his actual novels are boring slogs to get through.
why are asian girls asses so.... boney?
i know what you mean but boney asses makes me diamonds. it makes the pussy and butthole look better too. damn i love women so fricking much.
The same reason why most black girls have god tier asses naturally. Different races are just coded differently
White men like boney asses
White man here. There's a golden mean between fat and skinny and there's a reason it's called that. Applies to asses and also breasts, although big knockers on a skinny frame are nice.
The problem with nurses is that like 75% of them have fantastic bodies when they’re young, but they age like milk
>also they tend to be turbobawds
because they sit on their asses all day and gossip. if they're actually active is because they're fricking doctors or nurses in the closet. lazy ass frickers. nurses are overpaid by like 20,000$.
Hot nurses trophy wife out
hot c**ty nurses suck dick and get on the hospital board. only ugos stay bedside
So you're saying I should become a nurse so I can have sex with hot women everyday?
>also they tend to be turbobawds
This is God's honest truth.
>good friend is a surgeon
>he was married with 2 kids and then divorced his wife
>I told him I liked a nurse and he looked me dead in the eye and said don't do it bro
Basically he fricked a bunch of them and he acted like the young ones see it as a right of passage (he was born in 1980 and he fricked a girl born in 1997). Today he is in a relationship with a girl born in 1995 and she gets insanely jealous of nurses.
Doctor here, it's a few different things. One is literally the opposite of what this
incel says. Healthcare is extremely stressful, you need to blow of steam after work and what a better (healthy) way of doing it than sex? Other is that in healthcare you see a lot of death, suffering, blood, naked bodies ect. You are constantly faced with the harsh dark truths of life. So it's pretty hard to take seriously all the talk about sacrity of life and take seriously something as mundane as sex. Basically people that take sex as something sacred and big of a deal seem like sheltered pampered princesses.
Lmao meant
not
.
The laws of female attraction and male social status apply. They frick doctors, not sure about male nurses.
I have a working theory that doctors, and nurses, although they provide a phenomenal service to society, are more often than not disturbing sociopaths who should be segregated from the rest of society. Thanks for being a doctor but simultaneously I never want one near me as a friend.
All of them. I hate Stephen King, his books and his films. They're all overrated and shit.
All of them.
my small white pecker can't satisfy that...
Honestly I’m fine with her just sitting on my face while I jerk off. She can even keep those clothes on
I can’t tell if it’s the same person tbh
It's the same. That pic is taken directly from her YouTube channel believe it or not.
Will CLOWN go back all the way?
prostitute's name in OP's picture is bethfiit/bubblebfiit. She has hardcore shit out there. Search well.
Utter fricking KINO
Shame all the movie adaptations are dogshit
Is it true girls fart?
yes they do, but theirs smells like roses, really the only difference.
Stephen King is trash! The new uncontested king of horror is Jordan Peele and it isn't even close!
I’d berry my dick so deep in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur
>Wide hips, fat ass with small but perky breasts
This body type makes me go full ooga booga
Also it be a crime if she doesn't take 13 inches of BBC every night
Thinner
Weird face but I’d eat her back end
It's shopped. Look at the dots on the windows
Where are you finding it?
moron
Give to me the sex of vegana i make you very good feel lot of penis come to Mumbai.
Went on a couple of dates and hooked up with a girl like this. Great ass but she was a frigid person, demanded condom and didn't want to do doggy.
I'll watch anything King because I think they are comfy and I enjoyed all his books even though he's a libshit. I watch The Stand (1990) three times a year and fall asleep to free youtube ones like Desperation, Langoliers, Mist and Bullet almost every night.
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