What stop non-Hollywood directors to do sci-fantasy films again?

Ok, Hollywood hates beauty, creativity and innovation, but outside of it, things aren't better and I don't know why.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if by sci-fantasy you mean Black folk in space. no thanks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OP pic, sexy mediterranean woman
      >somehow anon thinks in Black folk
      Wtf dude?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hollywood will insert as many Black folk as they can.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >OP talks about NON-Hollywood studios
          >anon talks about Hollywood
          Again, wtf dude?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            /pol/tards like him are actually incel doomers who dont realize it yet

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >4chud is low IQ and must inject his stupidity into everything he interacts with
            who could've seen this coming

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >leftypol gets triggered by random person.
              >immediately starts violently projectile shitting political insults everywhere because autism causes him to lump everything he doesn't like into one category.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anyone who isn't a far right extremist is automatically leftypol
                This is the funniest part of posting here

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only lefties use right-wing as an insult. Only a commie homosexual would assert the completely apolitical statements in this thread were "far right extremism". You have brain problems.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far-right_politics
                Protip: they're talking about (You)

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Links to a site openly run and operated by leftists.
                Next you'll be telling me the SPLCA is a credible source, frickwit? You just made it more obvious who and what you are.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Non-HW filmmakers have to navigate thru funding bodies, who are wall-to-wall commies.

            "The Long March Through The Institutions"
            Go look it up. Learn something or you'll always be their useful idiot/disposable weapon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know they'd have to insert Black folk into anything they make now
        just look at the recent dungeons and dragons movie.
        >chris pine - white with partial israeli ancestry
        >black british man - black AND british
        >angry latinx woman - she's a woman, and angry and brown
        >redhead girl - plays a shapeshifter
        >bad guy - hugh grant

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the difference again? They both claim they were historically important and now live in crime and poverty. They stink. They're not white. No difference to me. Don't @ me if you're some stinky Greek or Italian. You ain't shit.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What stop non-Hollywood directors to do sci-fantasy films again?
    $$$$

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need a lot of money and funding to do a sci-fi.
      And you know who owns the money lending and funding institutions. So no, no good sci-fi fantasy ever again.

      Until good open-source AI movie models become available to us, then we will make our own kinos and the cream will rise to the top.

      Because you can't make a movie in those genres without spending lots of money on props, costumes and CGI and shit.

      Because it requires a lot of money for something which often fails. Valerian flopped for example.

      Ok I get the budget part, many non-Hollywood studios have cash, plus according to devs, AI will make cinema more cheaper in terms of budget but with more quality (at least if you compare it with modern writing) and for everyone. So I thought we will see new projects of this kind.

      After John Carter flopped they won't touch scifi fantasy again for at least twenty years

      I like John Carter, but really surprise me how a nice (not perfect) film can paralised an underrated genre (scifan) but 20 moronic shows (Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Wars, Wheel of Time, Rings of Power, etc) can't stop 2 oversaturated genres (scifi and fantasy).

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no one has said this yet, but Banks and payment processors might be one of the big culprits why any outside Hollywood, mainstream media isn't being made

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need a lot of money and funding to do a sci-fi.
    And you know who owns the money lending and funding institutions. So no, no good sci-fi fantasy ever again.

    Until good open-source AI movie models become available to us, then we will make our own kinos and the cream will rise to the top.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you can't make a movie in those genres without spending lots of money on props, costumes and CGI and shit.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it requires a lot of money for something which often fails. Valerian flopped for example.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      valarian flopped because the two mains are unlikable and look so similar many audience members thought they were siblings. Also the rhianna scenes were lame.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They weren't siblings?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      valarian flopped because the two mains are unlikable and look so similar many audience members thought they were siblings. Also the rhianna scenes were lame.

      Also it really didn't help the moronic customs (I swear french fashion is a crime against beauty) neither the "non-binary non-cat" blue-grey aliens.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    After John Carter flopped they won't touch scifi fantasy again for at least twenty years

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did it flop?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disney marketing fricked it very hard. Consoomers thought it was a Earth's Star Wars and in reality was better, consoomers couldn't handle it and review bombed it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Marketing was bad.
          One of the marketeers came out and said the director prevented them from using the approach that Carter was the inspiration for SW and Superman etc as a way to bring new audiences into the fold.

          But aside from that the movie itself is a bunch of nested flashbacks and diary entries - some of which may be purposefully misleading.
          Absolutely moronic approach to the material. Nothing you're watching is happening in real time except the bit at the front and right at the end with the inheritance + tomb trap Carter springs on the bald guys.

          It uses the same trick the entire midsection of The Prestige uses so nobody knows if the Tesla scenes are real or not. It's one thing to do that in a movie about magic tricks and misdirection. Monstrously stupid to do it in a classic adventure story you've otherwise poured your heart and soul into realizing on screen.

          SW gets away with it using ONE FAMOUS LINE:
          "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..."

          That is the only point of framiong that clues you in that you're not "there" with the characters as they experience everything. Time jumps and diaries and flashbacks is NOT what you use in pulp adventure serials.

          On every other level it was clear the filmmaker loved the material. He just cursed it from the first moment it starts because he needed John to return to earth then find a way to come back within the 2hr run-time. When he should have just dumped that plotline for a later time. If there was a sequel, they could have had John and Deja separated as part of the second act. They could have introduced the nephew etc then also, and started to develop the open link between Mars and Earth.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Time jumps and diaries and flashbacks is NOT what you use in pulp adventure serials.
            That's quite literally what A Princess of Mars is, at least in the collected novel that I read as a kid.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It uses the same trick the entire midsection of The Prestige uses so nobody knows if the Tesla scenes are real or not. It's one thing to do that in a movie about magic tricks and misdirection. Monstrously stupid to do it in a classic adventure story you've otherwise poured your heart and soul into realizing on screen.
            I unironically love that about the movie. The fact that the whole thing is a diary left for his nephew, that is based on the real author of the books. The ending left me emotional as frick when the protagonist - supposedly the author's uncle - left everything for his nephew to go live in the Martian paradise with his waifu, and then the movie ends with Deja Thoris saying Basoon or some shit. I almost cried.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        shitty title and shitty marketing

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it was 90% the title. Literally they could have just called it "John Carter of Mars," and it probably would have done okay.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The movie was garbage. Dejah Thoris was a post-wall tattooed 5/10 dressed like a nun. The plot made no sense and repeatedly using the stupid-ass term "Barsoom" irritated the hell out of the audience.

          Dejah Thoris is a hot necked Frank Frazetta space chick and that's non negotiable.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently red bodypaint is hard to make look right on film, so the tattoos were the compromise.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >irritated the hell out of the audience
            There was no audience. The problem wasn't the movie, it was the marketing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the title
          I thought it was supposed to be related to Terminator so when I saw that it wasn't I wrote it off and didn't bother to watch it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        because all movies are just israeli money laundering, and they realized too late in production to stop it that john carter is basically a giant allegory for the israelites being evil planet destroyers, so they flopped it on release by simply not laundering money through it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was 100% the title. I didn’t see it because it sounded relentlessly boring. If they had just called it “The Princess of Mars” it would probably be an entire film series

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't John Carter.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a very expensive but mediocre film with poor marketing

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexuals hate kino

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I personally skipped it because Dejah Thoris is supposed to be extremely busty and basically naked with a top consisting of little more than nipple tassles.

        The actress they chose (simpcucks argue "hey, she was hot!" if your mistress has your pathetic, shriveled balls in a cage right now) was flat and wore a top which covered her entire chest and looked like the protective armor a baseball catcher wears.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not basically naked, literally naked. Everybody was completely buck ass naked in those books.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seems like it would be unpleasant with all that sand

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Probably, but who cares? It's hot.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >who cares?
                It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy kino.

                Non-HW filmmakers have to navigate thru funding bodies, who are wall-to-wall commies.

                "The Long March Through The Institutions"
                Go look it up. Learn something or you'll always be their useful idiot/disposable weapon.

                Anon you forget that we will have AI in our side, we will win.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Holy kino.
                https://archive.4plebs.org/hr/thread/4279612/#4279612

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish I could post more of my book accurate Barsoom stuff but, blue board.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honesty I feel like the Barsoom series is more obscure then Dune for the modern audience.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        they didn't make it 2 hours of woola running around. in all honesty disney thought boys would be turned off adding princess anywhere in the title (as if stuff like the powerpuff girls didn't once exist)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And they couldn't add "of Mars" because Hollywood considers having Mars in the title to be box office poison.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saw it in theaters, loved it. But then, I was already a Princess of Mars fan.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did it flop?

      Disney marketing fricked it very hard. Consoomers thought it was a Earth's Star Wars and in reality was better, consoomers couldn't handle it and review bombed it.

      shitty title and shitty marketing

      >adapt a story thats crazy sword and sorcery in space about decapitating crazy aliens and saving butt naked space babes
      >include none of those elements and make it fricking pg13
      Damn thats crazy, can't believe it didn't do well. I can't wait for a Conan series where he commits no crimes and just wanders around having friendly conversations with people

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Disney for ya. Then again, even Canon fricked it up back in the 80s.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What happened with Canon and Gor?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oliver Reed was such a pimp

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was the best part of that movie.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fair enough anon and I agree, but thanks to that film many young people knew about John Carter, yes it sacrificed based human supremacism and humn body beauty, but at least it inspired young people to get into sci-fantasy (maybe I'm just coping).

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"My Dinner with Subotai"

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything these anons said about money.
    Plus there is a fine line between being cheesy and engaging. Between being nerdy and world building realistic.
    Thats why companies tend to do drama and shit. Cheaper while critics and women give you momey!

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's say you were able to pull together 100mil and got a cast of attractive unknowns to work with who can act but won't be too expensive. The studios don't like competition, especially with their corporate vision. They would do everything in their power to block distribution, it's been shown they pay reviewers at rottentomatoes so expect to be reviewbombed, then expect a million articles from places like motherjones, salon and huffpo about how your movie embraces "dangerous andrew tate extremism" and is a "chilling portent of trumpism" and blah blah blah other dumb shit. Anyone in the production have an embarrassing story in their past? There will be articles about it. That chick you got pregnant who kept the kid and never told you? "Misogynist film produced by deadbeat dad." Maybe you slept with a girl you met on tinder who said she was 20 but was actually 17? "Not a surprise: Super sexist film made by child sex predator." with a mugshot of whoever it was on the sex offender registry.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put your alu hat down, Kramer!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd still be itching to make the movie and get it out there. Some if the best movies have been made by rebels. If I were capable of making something of quality that gave the fans what they wanted, there's nothing the critics could do from it growing legs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately, until then, we've got these morons and their trash projects fighting our battles.

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        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This thread made me think of this little film called Rocktapussy. It's a terrible film, but it at least touched on those sexploitation and fantasy elements and if you come at the film with a nuanced approach, you can see that there were areas where they really put an effort in.

          The CGI is "decent" for what it is, and there's a great pair of breasts in it, and most of the acting is... well I've seen a hell of a lot worse. The lighting, cinematograph, costumes and makeup look professional enough.

          What's interesting about it is that the production value makes it look like they were able to pull enough money in to make a decent go of it, and if you imdb the director he's got a huge backlog of those throwaway Hallmark channel Christmas movies. So I guess that's one way to build up your budget....start off making cheap inexpensive made for TV shlock for the old folks and save up for what you really want to accomplish.

          Seems like if you had the vision of the former, but the technical filmmaking knowledge of the latter, that would put things in the right direction.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least they're trying.
          Though it does seem to have a lower budget than the pro-German WWII movies they film in Italy,

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, he's trying... it has no chance of revitalizing the genre because it's got the production value of a local advertisement for a Halloween Haunted House. But who knows, maybe he'll learn how to be a filmmaker through it, and do something more polished in the future.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          at least he got it in the can. more than I can say.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      none of that matters if your movie is good or strikes a chord with a large real audience. see: that conspiracy movie that came out recently that the left tried for months to slander.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        how can you reach a "large real audience" when you're limited in distribution?

        These people love "Freedom of speech, not of reach" to silence and contain their opponents.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But if corporatoids cancel your movie these days by accusing you of being a chud, you get a built-in chud audience to make up for it. Free publicity.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And that’s basically the target audience so I don’t see how this is a bad thing.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is not about money per se, but the large audience that would justife said money. EU cannot make huge films due to the fractured market, but China and India, as the markets go bigger, will make more sci-fi. Hell, China already does.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cgi simp-patriotic pajeet/chink-slops should be banned from all the world

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't South Korea also doing tons of fantasy and sci fi movies and shows? NETFLIX alone funded a bunch.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It takes the most money out of any genre and you are supposing I do it on a shoestring budget. No one will take my scenes serious if I cant afford good actors who take the material seriously and if all the effects are amateur practical and shit cgi.
    >inb4 le charming practical effects are good tho
    No they really arent on HD cameras with amateur cinematography and lighting skills that those effects rely on for realism. The people making old school practical effects were learned professionals usually past middle age. We literally cant do it without studio funding, its impossible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI will solve all of those problems in due time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was merely logically answering OPs question, not trying to trigger ai people. the real issue with ai is there will be so much "content" it will dilute the pool of options with endless shit and the professionals who understand story and story structure will be outnumbered by morons who want to see star wars crossover with starship troopers or warhammer as dark 80s fantasy and it sounds like paradise on paper but when you look at how uncreative and basically grotesque people are with dalle you begin to understand that on a level playing field your own lack of creativity and discipline will be your long term enemy. And even if the ai can make perfect story structure every time the issue will become everyone retreating into their own bubble of curated entertainment as we all seperate from each other into our own perfect visions and pornos. And to that, youd probably say its a good thing because of the state of the world but I actually believe in humanity.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          OP here, I have hopes in AI, so is not a problem for me, and about the oversaturation of moronic AI crossover projects,
          >it will dilute the pool of options with endless shit and the professionals who understand story and story structure will be outnumbered by morons who want to see star wars crossover with starship troopers or warhammer as dark 80s fantasy
          bad news anon, that already happens with Hollywood's CGI goyslops and SFM fanfarts.

          The thing with AI is directors or writers ostracized by Hollywood, corpos and its consoomer hordes, will find a way to create their true visions.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually didn't mean AI will solve it by being some movie generator where you stick a prompt in and it shits out a movie, but I see that it was my fault for not explaining. I meant that AI will solve those problems in that it will eventually make VFX so easy for amateurs that any beginner film maker will be able to get some decent effects and lighting thanks to certain programs adapting AI. Then once a filmmaker can show that he can put out a decent piece, beginner actors at least would take his work more seriously and try to give better performances.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually, I think this is a topic worth discussing itself, but with the advent of DALLE it’s pretty clear already that dilution through sheer weight of content is the future. It may take a couple decades but AI is going to advance to the point of being partially and then gradually entirely (or nearly so) involved in the production of entertainment, and at that time the volume of products will be too much to reliably curate. We’re going to have a severe crisis of authenticity and a questioning of the human soul, and it’s not going to be far off.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many people here are talking about budgetary reasons, which is partially true.
    The other big factor is that many movies aren't done for the love of the medium. There are certainly good directors that do love it, and they get more freedom than most, but they still rely on funding from studios.
    The studios see movies as an investment, so they want the closest thing to a sure-fire win. A new IP is always a gamble. There's a reason Disney just bought Star Wars outright rather than try to make their own, despite their ability to actually push new IPs.
    A bad movie in a well-known universe will almost always sell better than a good indie/unique one in a new universe.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think we are coming from the perspective that we love it and want to do it, but the next issue becomes money. I can find enough likeminded passionate people who will commit and love it but they need to get paid.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the biggest movie market share of consoomers is children and femoids.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Animation is the future, but its being heavily suppressed by calling it "childish" or "misogynistic" or funding and marketing terrible animations like Castlevania to make it look bad. In the very near future, you will see tons of high quality, low budget projects made purely out of love, passion, and creativity in someone's basement, and Hollywood will NEVER stop seething about it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only country investing on fantasy/sci fi animation is Japan, and they are all mostly isekai shit.

      Who knows, since America loves copying shit from other countries maybe eventually you'll see Western shit copying all those ridiculous isekai stories as a daring new concept.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And Japanese animation only came about because they were copying America

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be very very careful what you wish for, anon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was an alright flick.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would've been better if they skipped the middle man and just let Joel Haver make it without 2020s sensibilities.

          What happened with Canon and Gor?

          Gor is all about slavery, exploiting women, and rape. Canon turned it into PG-13 trash. Doesn't even show a nipple.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gor is all about slavery, exploiting women, and rape.
            When the r-rated genre will be free from the pg13 opression?

            The problem with Zack Snyder is that his sensibilities are... fricking moronic and he rarely cast hot women.

            >Galactic Empir... Government bad again

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wanted to like it. I appreciate the filmmaker putting in the effort. It just didn't resonate with me, but I might give it another go.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen this image before but this is 100% Conan in The Scarlet Citadel. Based as hell.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yep, by Frazetta, great painting, great painter

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I forget how Conan escapes this. I have to read it again.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he stays still and calm so the snake doesn't strike and loses interest. As someone who has owned snakes its a good strategy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine that big thick snake writhing under your legs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      U clearly have no idea about animation..its very time consuming for even a team of people make it.
      Just look ar AKIRA animated movie,it took them 7-8 years to make with a million dollar budhet and huge team of pros.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but it also has negligible costs unless you're doing it commercially with advertising and salaried employees and such.

        One or a couple of people with genuine passion can put out some pretty spectacular stuff if they commit to it and as technology advances its only going to get easier.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the unknown sci-fis have bombed. The most recent one was The Creator.

    Hell, the only person really invested on the whole epic fantasy/space opera/sci-fi thing is fricking Zack Snyder, of all people. NETFLIX is investing on his not-Star Wars slash not-HEAVY METAL project.
    If that shit end up bombing? Yeah, forget it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with Zack Snyder is that his sensibilities are... fricking moronic and he rarely cast hot women.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with Zack Snyder is that his sensibilities are... fricking moronic and he rarely cast hot women.

      Snyder has cool visuals and a couple of cool ideas but the execution is always terrible and anything he makes that can't be entirely carried by cool visuals, one liners, and action scenes like 300 generally stinks.

      His pacing is always poor and his dialogue is stilted and unnatural.

      I'm still not entirely sure if all of the DC Snyderverse characters are all intentionally autistic or not, I get that they're mostly weird villains or extremists or aliens or whatever but it seems like theres not a single human being even remotely capable of having a normal conversation in any of those movies.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair to Snyder, he is not a screen-writer. He mostly work based on other people's scripts.

        What you're talking about, for example, is mostly problems coming from David S. Goyer's scripts. You can see the same issues in Christopher Nolan's Batman movies.

        The fact that Snyder is always working with bad screen writers is another issue: Goyer, Chris Terio (worked on JJ Abrams' Star Wars sequels), Shay Hatten (John Wick movies), Kurt Johnstad (only notable thing is Atomic Blonde), and so on.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Henry Cavill and his 40k show will help too.

      Animation is the future, but its being heavily suppressed by calling it "childish" or "misogynistic" or funding and marketing terrible animations like Castlevania to make it look bad. In the very near future, you will see tons of high quality, low budget projects made purely out of love, passion, and creativity in someone's basement, and Hollywood will NEVER stop seething about it.

      By that time hopefully Hollywood will be closed.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Henry Cavill and his 40k show will help too.
        don't hold your breath. we already saw what they did to the witcher. we're getting black transbian ultramarines and there's nothing you nor I can do about it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the witcher
          That was all netflix. Sure amazon has rope but they also have other stuff like Reacher and Terminal List that aren't completely irredeemable and if Cavill is heavily involved in production I could see him keeping it on track since that's why he left the Witcher.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The awful Disney John Carter is the answer. Dejah Thoris wore more clothes than John Carter.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Besson killed decent budgeted non-Hollywood sci-fi back in 2017.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I've literally never heard of this lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      all they had to do was cast an actual action star-esque male lead and get rid of rihanna and it could have been kino.

      Damn I've literally never heard of this lol

      I wouldn't recommend watching any of it except for the ~5 minute kino intro scene set to Space Oddity by Bowie.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >was cast an actual action star-esque male lead
        They kinda do. In the invisible marketplace scene (where there's a device of some kind that goes on their hand allows inter-dimensional interaction - and some pirates or thugs attack them) the chick comes face to face with a guy who's a dead ringer for comicbook Valerian, and then I think she kills him or something.

        Felt like Besson doing a meta thing.
        If I ever rewatch that pile of crap, I'll framecap that guy to put in the threads that occasionally come up where this point keeps being reiterated.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Science-Fantasy doesn't fly with audiences if it isn't Star Wars related.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time they try nobody's watching it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this even good?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lacks budget, ironically.
        I'd say first season is worth a watch. The second had even less money and is just depressing to watch.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      First time I heard about it. Looks cheap-cool.

      Science-Fantasy doesn't fly with audiences if it isn't Star Wars related.

      What universe is picrel?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pre-80s movie Flash Gordon.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy moly, I need a film based in the pre-80s story/aesthetics.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Buck Rogers used to be badass, too.
            There's a 50s Flash Gordon show, but that one lacked budget and was, well, made in the 50s.
            Best bet is to hunt down the old pulp magazines with their stories.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I really need AI to become the Hollywood destroyer, imagine the unlimited kinos we will create.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Costumes and set design and hair and makeup are really fricking expensive to make fantasy believable. It's not an easy genre for indie directors to nail. Hollywood chases fads and fantasy isn't cool anymore. GOT was an expensive show and succeeded in large part because fantasy was incredibly muted and centered on political intrigue and sex.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reason Games of Thrones was a success and we sometimes get the odd sci-fi show or movie is because women now are the biggest consumers of "content" and studios are directly catering to them. That's why GoT was even made, because the producers showed that the books had a huge female demographic. Same with the odd show and movie that is sometimes made. They're all teen fantasy that is made for women.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        Mainstream media is catered to females and kids.
        And science fantasy is a genre for male nerds

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread made me think of this little film called Rocktapussy. It's a terrible film, but it at least touched on those sexploitation and fantasy elements and if you come at the film with a nuanced approach, you can see that there were areas where they really put an effort in.

    The CGI is "decent" for what it is, and there's a great pair of breasts in it, and most of the acting is... well I've seen a hell of a lot worse. The lighting, cinematograph, costumes and makeup look professional enough.

    What's interesting about it is that the production value makes it look like they were able to pull enough money in to make a decent go of it, and if you imdb the director he's got a huge backlog of those throwaway Hallmark channel Christmas movies. So I guess that's one way to build up your budget....start off making cheap inexpensive made for TV shlock for the old folks and save up for what you really want to accomplish.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This looks like shit, anon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the film as a whole is shit. Nuance, anon. Nuance it. My point was that there were elements in it where you can tell where they tried and clearly had the budget to do so.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, at least he gets his wife to show her breasts in that movie. But really, the poster and the trailer were the best part about it.

      Lots of those super low budget movies would be better as 60min episodes of some show, or part of an anthology. They clearly don't have the staying power of a 90min+ feature.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me that most of the low budget sword and sorcery flicks of the 80s are rarely much longer than an hour. I agree it fits better. The genre started with short stories after all.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pornography.jpg
      >le corporations/feminists/leftists hate le beauty and freedom
      this is all too common on places like Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile.
      i've spilled more than my share of seed to these things but we don't have to pretend it qualifies as beauty.
      you just miss your fapping material - it's got nothing to do with principle.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes a great pair of breasts really ties the room together. It completes the scene.

        Even if you don’t show fully exposed flesh, you still need sex appeal. And not just for “spilling your seed”. But because it does set the scene and conveys emotions and intent.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's all funny and articulate and fair - I can admit these things are fun and have a cool aesthetic, and I can admit that I enjoy them in an ironic way - but it doesn't demand respect. It doesn't need to exist. If it all burnt up tomorrow I'd go on enjoying better things.

          If you believe this is all respectable culture, then why don't you believe masturbation is respectable?
          And if you *don't* believe masturbation is respectable, then why do you believe things that incite the passion which leads to masturbation are respectable?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you so focused on masturbation? Also, normal people aren't incited to masturabte just because of some casual nudity.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nudity is not pornography you ignorant prude American

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm American and I have no issue making that distinction.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            wasn't talking to you, was talking to the idiot here

            >pornography.jpg
            >le corporations/feminists/leftists hate le beauty and freedom
            this is all too common on places like Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile.
            i've spilled more than my share of seed to these things but we don't have to pretend it qualifies as beauty.
            you just miss your fapping material - it's got nothing to do with principle.

            who thinks the OP image is porn.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is what it is. Why should I care whether you think it's prude to admit this?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks this is my opinion
            That's where you're wrong. These words have definitions you're ignoring which were established centuries before you were born.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              but anon, he doesn't like it.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The distinction between porn and "erotica", that is, "acceptable porn" or "porn that i like" has been dubious just as long as the definitions have existed.
              People are always and in every generation trying to justify lust, greed, et cetera.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >all these anons keep arguing with someone that say "i don't like [x]
                we get it, you don't like it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what's you're actual response to what i wrote though, coward?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                my response is you don't like it, good for you!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >good for you
                I don't think you believe that buddy. Does the distinction matter and is it respectable?
                Give me an actual response.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not about being a fapping incel. Nudity completes the pulp feel and unapologetic cavalier attitude. Heavy Metal, Conan the Barbarian, Beastmaster, etc...all would be incomplete without it. And no, it's not porn, you twit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nudity completes the pulp feel and unapologetic cavalier attitude. Heavy Metal, Conan the Barbarian, Beastmaster, etc...all would be incomplete without it.
          i agree, actually
          >and no, it's not porn, you twit
          No, it is. You're just unhappy with the connotation that it's bad. Which it is.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No, it is. You're just unhappy with the connotation that it's bad. Which it is.

            You're THIS dumb. Astounding.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              i'm rubber and you're glue.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why OP ESL moron?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    modern sci fi is extremely expensive, and low talent diversity writers just turn it into dramaslop for women either way which means irl urban or low fantasy settings are generally much easier and cheaper for them to produce.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Part of the problem is you homosexuals have lumped fantasy in with hard science fiction and the two fanbases don't mix like the marketers would hope.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sci fi fantasy is its own genre, anon. it's not lumped in with anything, it stands on its own. you're the one conflating it with "hard" sci fi.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Science fiction is a genre. Fantsy is a separate genre. Stuff like The Expanse is science fiction. Stuff like Discworld is fantasy. It's really not hard for someone with an IQ above 70 to figure this out.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          science fantasy is a genre as old as science fiction and fantasy themselves. you're just a low IQ autist who thinks its smart.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's it like being this wrong?
            https://www.writingclasses.com/toolbox/ask-writer/whats-the-difference-between-science-fiction-and-fantasy

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >whats-the-difference-between-science-fiction-and-fantasy
              'Magic's just science we don't understand yet.' - Arthur C. Clarke

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Science can be explained. Magic cannot.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The English words magic, mage and magician come from the Latin term magus, through the Greek μάγος, which is from the Old Persian maguš. (𐎶𐎦𐎢𐏁|𐎶𐎦𐎢𐏁, magician). The Old Persian magu- is derived from the Proto-Indo-European megʰ-*magh (be able). The Persian term may have led to the Old Sinitic *Mγag (mage or shaman). The Old Persian form seems to have permeated ancient Semitic languages as the Talmudic Hebrew magosh, the Aramaic amgusha (magician), and the Chaldean maghdim (wisdom and philosophy); from the first century BCE onwards, Syrian magusai gained notoriety as magicians and soothsayers.
                Magicians were the early philosophers and scientists. So yeah, magic can be explained you low-IQtard

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Magicians were the early philosophers and scientists.
                That was literally 1000 years ago. It's not my fault you're too lazy to look up the definition of Science Fiction in the dictionary. (protip: it doesn't say a damn thing about magic or fantasy elements)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thinking genres can’t blend
          >not knowing there’s hard sci-fi and regular/soft sci-fi
          Smooth brain detected

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're moronic
            https://www.masterclass.com/articles/how-are-science-fiction-and-fantasy-distinct

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't they do those in China, Japan and Korea regularly?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asian/Foreign artist respect the material more than an Americans do.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're often low budget crap.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna be honest with you, it's not the worst trailer I have seen, looks better than Ahsoka, my main problem is that fight scenes.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The israelites control all media not just Hollywood

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Non-Hollywood = non-western.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Non-western = impoverished shitskins and bugmen

        Anywhere with enough wealth to make movies on a decent budget is probably spending it on military propaganda or just consumes western goyslop anyway.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The death of Dino De Laurentis and Cannon Films, really, left a massive hole in Hollywood’s landscape even if it was the seedy underbelly, it filled a niche that is missing. CGI is too expensive, and practical effects masters are dying if not completely dated.

    Plus the whole “#metoo” put a kibosh on any exploitation films so women can try to hide their selling of their breasts for screen time shame.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roger Corman was holding out the longest with his New World Pictures. That logo was usually a sign of low budget sci-fi / fantasy exploitation quality.
      But yeah, everything above that really hurt once De Laurentis and Canon went breasts up.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI will save us. During this decade, animation, art/character consistency and tools for camera direction will be developed and once they are open-sourced it's over for Hollywood.

    Sure, the world will be flooded by mediocre and degenerate shit, but the good stuff will be recognized. I'm already working on my scripts and storyboarding with Midjourney.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >picrel, kino
      >based Omnissiah-pilled text
      Hope you and your story triumph, anonbro.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when metal bands do a better job than the movie industry

      I unironically want a GLORYHAMMER film.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. The barrier for entry to make great things will be way lowered (that does mean way more garbage around too), and the big business format won't be able to compete, except in marketing. But all the best things will be from small independent teams, and it will be kino.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when metal bands do a better job than the movie industry

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, the team behind that video is called Hey Beautiful Jerk. And I thought, "this would totally be the ones to pull together a sexy animated fantasy sci-fi film" and then I saw the picture of the team.

      *sigh* Never-fricking-mind....

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They did a kickstarter a few years back to try and fund a full movie. I don't think it off the ground anyway.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          *got off the ground

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are also remnants of an animated Lorna movie. Some french or italian studio was working on it. Went nowhere as well. Shame.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its all turned into capeshit. The same creatives worked on both cinematics.

    2006: https://youtu.be/Wwi2dwG1bA4?si=N6ZM4oSid-RYqAzy

    2023:https://youtu.be/aEEtffzHsu8?si=A1ehfUEvv8yhQ15P

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do 20 year olds keep asking stupid fricking questions like this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Gen x are spoiled old fricks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they were indoctrinated to become more finicky, demanding and self-entitled than boomers ever were

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly is sci-fantasy?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A fantasy movie with gadgets

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think sci-fi is necessarily more pessimistic and critical than ordinary fantasy? Not just by definition - but for success, and effect. There's usually an element of dystopia or grit.
        I mean I like it better that way, myself.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not necessarily imo. You can have a hopeful or even a boring future which doesn't involve dystopian themes. If you think about it most of the popular "gritty dark future" sci-fi stories we see in movies and TV are a byproduct of 20th century cold war mentality and lazy writers have probably way overused that trope within our lifetimes.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can, but is it good generally speaking?
            >a byproduct of 20th century cold war mentality
            That's what sci-fi is, though. That's why I think darkness is inherent to the genre It evolved such that darkness would be "its element".

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You have a good point. Most modern scifi has become like you're describing. That said, HG Wells wrote scifi in the 19th century and it isn't all gritty and dark. Also I think if you get into the history of sci-fi you will see ancient greeks were telling time travel device stories about what they thought would happen in the future. They were allegorical but not necessarily dark and gritty.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sci-fi and fantasy are the two classic escapist genres so they have to be as boring and pozzed by modern American politics as humanly possible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically love old-school science-fantasy films.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The popularity of pulpy sexy fantasy in the 80's has always been tightly associated with sexist attitudes in society at the time.

    So, the question: can you revitalize the sexy fantasy 80's genre today and ensure that the exploitive side of it stays in front of the camera and never behind it? Can you get a big enough budget to make something decent, pay the nude/topless actresses what their worth for their time, and ensure that the whole filmmaking process stays professional?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just make the females actual strong women who happen to dress scantily (really same as the men) and remove all the obligatory rape attempts against the heroines since sexual violence rarely ever adds anything to the story anyway.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Live action? Probably not. Too many Weinstein ass motherfrickers are still in the business. 3D or 2D animated? Yeah, probably. In fact, I'd personally prefer the latter.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      more importantly, why should I care what happens along the path of someone who set
      >I want to be richer and more famous than most everyone
      as their career path, aka an actor/actress?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Glad you asked. Because if word got around that a fantasy sci-fi shock b-movie production was rife with sexism toward the female cast, that would solidify the current attitude towards the genre, and kill it for another 3 decades.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zack Snyder was able to do this with Sucker Punch and all the actresses associated with that movie love him to bits. They call him daddy and shit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They call him daddy and shit.
        proofs?

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That most fantasy books used to be aimed towards males and that's problematic, why do you think all new fantasy series use females as MCs or Sanderson's books being full of feminism harder than Amazon's WoT

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    With how eager Hollywood is to adapt everything I'm surprised they haven't scooped up more sword and sorcery or science fantasy classics. The rights have to be dirt cheap or free in public domain. I guess they hate the idea of white male protagonists that much since that's the only thing they wouldn't be able to get away with changing. But you could totally do a Conan show where he's bouncing around southern kingdoms where he's basically the only white person and it would be cheap as shit.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Democracy isn't always the best outcome, all old media was made by small teams, all those old special-effects in movies were made by the same people who looked down on newbies and basically closed doors to people that wanted to enter the film industry. When the gatekeepers were removed and open to everyone we ended up with the results we see today. You think Alien would end up like it did if it wasn't done by absolute sci-fi nerds who fought for Giger to work on the movie? Even Ridley Scott read french sci-fi comics by Moebius and also drew the storyboards and made designs.
    Same thing happened to video-games, there's too many people and you have to accept and appeal to all of them, except you know who.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get your point anon, the thing is right now the nerds like us are expulsed from our holy escapism and the gatekeepers are the gays of Hollywood. What I want is a "democracy only for nerds" or "nerdocracy" and the gays out.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    john carter flopping scared them off.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn’t terribly impressed with this one a story or lore level, but what they achieved for the budget was really really impressive. I think a lot was done on a single stage and the environments rendered with Blender and it looks alright. There’s definitely potential with someone more visionary with these tools

    ?si=wK3Gj8ULFgyrDmaw

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't for the life of me get around the prompts for celebs

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can't be done today
    Even the way humans speak to each other has dramatically shifted from the way it was back then.
    There's tons of philosophy and general level of knowledge and empathy people lack nowadays, which I think is taken for granted as seen in older science fantasy writings.
    When modern writers write for previous times, they often can't even begin to imagine beyond the clothing styles that people and culture was any different, so its completely normal for the people to be cruel, crass, degenerate, and filled with all of today's leftist social normative behaviors. They might include a small amount of religion, but almost never the way people talk and act. Even as early as the 70's if you look at old films you can see women acting completely different.
    Even in fantasy videogame writing, the closest we'll get to this, you still see the miasma of modern culture taking away the magic

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They keep failing?

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